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listen say what you will about fundy's doomsday arc but his quotes go so fucking hard and i will not hear otherwise
i may be on the ninjago grind rn but STILL GOTTA UPDATE FUNDY FIC
for the first month after nya's sacrifice, storms raged.
buildings were lightning rods. the sound of thunder was commonplace. dark clouds covered the sky as far as the eye could see. nobody died, thank god, but there were close calls.
tests were run. studies were conducted. professionals were called in. even then, nobody knew what was causing such freak weather.
all they knew was that the seas remained untouched.
using theatrical metaphors when writing c!fundy is one of my favorite things to do because like. that bitch is a performer. by force or by choice he has never been genuine one day in his life and it keeps us both up at night
"c!tommy is pure good" "c!tommy is pure evil" c!tommy was a kid who did stupid things, paid the price, and then never stopped paying
lazy dsmp rp doodles i did a lil bit ago (mauve and chi-chi are not my ocs. those belong to two other lovely people. silly fae (al) is mine, though). ranboo one was easily my favorite just look at em
everybody out here either a. getting hyped for wottg, b. tearing the three chapters we have to shreds, or c. chanting the names of characters they want to appear (mostly alabaster). i don't feel it's right to build up or tear down a book when we only have a small snippet of it, but i can name my major hope for wottg: i want a percabeth fight.
it doesn't have to be super big, it doesn't have to last all that long, and it doesn't have to be over something significant. i just want them to argue. i want them to disagree on something. i want them to be snappy. i want them to raise their voices at each other, if only a little bit. i want to see percy's inner thoughts before, during, and after. i want them to be petty afterwards.
again, i don't care if it's just something as simple as bickering. i just want it to happen. percabeth may be a near-perfect relationship, but nothing is truly flawless. humans are complicated, relationships are complicated, and i feel like it'd make the two that much more human to see that reflected in the book.
in canon, apollo invented the honey, he gay meme. not only is this one of the most meta things across the entire franchise, the way he phrases it makes it sound like in the pjo verse, the meme actually went viral. apollo is canonically a fucking memelord and i could not be happier
everyone is fr sleeping on the canon dsmp timeline and the canon dsmp world being.. well canon
an isolated society running extremely fast-paced due to its separation from the outside world, with events that would typically take years irl only taking mere weeks? the idea of respawning and killing mobs? experience gaining and crafting and building and inventories? going back to the whole isolated society thing, how having such low numbers translates to what's considered large-scale operations being pathetically small in comparison to those we're familiar with?
the different directions you can take it is actually super cool (never knowing if the life you just lost is canon or not, being able to summon items in and out of your hands as an accepted part of reality, etc. list of possibilities are endless) and i wish more people took the time to write about them.
i've gotten an influx of donation asks, so here's a masterpost of them all (just would like to say these are just asks i've received, i do not know if they are all legitimate)
lina-gaza
Please don't ignore me
Hello, I'm Lina from Gaza🇵🇸🍉. I'm part of a family of 8. I'm married with two young children. We've been bombed, besieged, and starved. Sadly, I've lost many of my family members❗ and I can't afford to lose any more. With a heavy heart, I'm asking you to help me spread my campaign. Please, what I'm asking is too much. Can you write a post about my story and share it with your friends? I desperately need your support. My father and brother were injured in the bombing and are in critical condition. They need to travel for treatment. I need your support. The genocide is still going on
You are my only hope for survival.
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mahmoudayyad
Hello dear friends! ❤🤍🖤💚
🍉I am Mahmoud Ayyad, a Palestinian from the besieged and destroyed Gaza 😭😭, coming from an extended family of young children, women and elderly people ❤❤ who have been suffering😭😭 for 300 difficult days from an aggressive war.
Our lives are harsh because we lack all the basic necessities of life. Everything has become scarce and unattainable. There is no food, no water, no medicine.
So, I ask you to help me keep my family safe and alive, especially after we had lost all our sources of livelihood.Please do not leave my family to struggle and suffer these difficult days alone. You can support my campaign by donating whatever you can or by sharing my posts to reach others who can help us survive the war to safety and peace. You are helping the lives of many people with your small contribution. Every donation makes a difference in our very difficult lives. But this is a legitimate campaign and has been checked by 90-ghost.
https://gofund.me/31c5cbe3
zainsami
Hello my friend 👋,🇵🇸❤️🖤🤍💚
My name is Sami from Gaza. My family has been displaced since October 7th due to the difficult circumstances we are facing. We are struggling to adapt to the current situation, and we need your support to reach our first goal of raising 1000 euros as quickly as possible.
Your support so far has been a source of strength for us, and we would like to thank you from the bottom of our hearts for every contribution you've made.
We kindly ask you to continue supporting us, whether by sharing our message or donating.Thank you very much.🙏💖
https://gofund.me/107a8322
ameerakhaled
Hi everyone
If u don’t know me I’m smeer live north of Gaza my son study medicine in Egypt
First I want to thank everyone who share and donate for my son’s fundraising
Plz keep supporting my son
Now we reach 900 Aud its about 600 $ our goal is 7000 $
We can do it
Can we reach 1000$ it's about 1500 Aud
fattmawurd I'm tired and in a state of despair. I don't sleep and I post all day and the campaign has no donations. Help me reach a quarter of the goal. We need money so we can live. You are our hope. The rest of us need $815 to reach 9k. gofund.me/6a6be4ab
mahmodsy
Hello, my dear friend 🌟
I am Mahmoud Jihad from Gaza, currently living in a flimsy tent after my home and university were completely destroyed, along with my PC and my city. I was studying Information Technology while caring for my sick father and siblings, but now all my hopes seem shattered. 😢
As we face this devastating crisis, I am raising funds to help my family escape from Gaza and to continue my studies abroad 🎓. Every day is a struggle, and your support can make a significant difference in our lives ❤️.
My GoFundMe campaign has been verified by @beesandwatermelons ✅ #190.
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Your help could be the turning point that saves my family and helps us survive in this harsh and relentless war 😔.
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Thank you from the bottom of my heart! 🌹
karamrafeek
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Please consider donating, even a small amount like 10 or 15 euros, as every contribution makes a difference. If you can't donate, please share my story to help me reach my goal. Your support means the world to me.
Donate here: https://gofund.me/7c433301
Thank you so much! 🙏❤️
How To (Maybe) Earn Forgiveness
Method what was it now 7 - peace offering.
Fundy had spent the past day or so working on a pie.
Knowledge from Niki, given freely however many moons ago. Ingredients from a variety of places, some acquired through more lawful means than others. Motivation from desperation.
Roll. Back and forth, up and down, side to side, repeat. He was already getting nervous. For all he knew, the avian didn't even like pie. Or sweets. Or berries. Or maybe he was allergic or some shit.
Press. He remembered the first time he'd done this. "Careful," Niki had warned, soft tone he'd never hear nowadays filling his ears. "You have to be gentle." Steady hand on his shoulder, voice calm and affectionate and not yet filled with familiar bitterness, because such harshness was foreign to Niki. "You can take your time." Was he rushing? Was this too much? Too little?
Pour. Make the filling. Once done, pour it in. Cut off what you can, use the remaining dough, make some strips, try and desperately cover over the innards with fancy designs. Had he covered it up too well?
Bake. Waiting. A lot of waiting. Had he waited too long? Not long enough?
Remove. Inspect the final product. Bubbly. Suitable color. But that didn't mean it was perfect. Only good enough. Would good enough be good enough?
Phil would be the judge of that, he supposed.
(It he wasn't good enough.)
(Try again.)
been sitting on this for a lil bit and don't think i'll get around to fully finishing it so here's some skulk fundy au art (one with lights, one without)
god this silly has officially wormed his way into my brain
endri just got revived and is currently having flashbacks to ALL the timelines (and as such ALL the horrors) so he's being a little silly
murder drones you absolute flaming trainwreck of a series i fucking love you sm <33
something about c!wilbur never truly acknowledging that c!fundy was part of l'manberg. something about fundy not being in the national anthem. something about how in the revised version, wilbur kept eret's name in instead of just switching it with fundy's. something about how wilbur told phil that the crosses on the flag represented the founders. something about there only being three crosses. something about fundy (even if it was jokingly) insisting that wilbur made it with him in mind. something about the fine line between ignorance and denial.
hedging a major bet for tdp's future seasons:
callum will use dark magic again.
now, there's some part of me that's only saying this because i want it to happen. i'm a major callum person, but me being a fan of a character means i want said character to suffer as much as possible before their happy ending. however, i do think that not only would such an event be interesting, it also would explain some stuff we've been getting as of s5 and s6.
though there's some things in s4 that contribute to this theory, s5's final episodes specifically take us back to dark magic as it relates to callum. he's assumed to be a dark mage, admits to thinking about and studying it (which, though that doesn't really mean much as studying is really just studying, is still something to point out), is pressured into doing a dark magic spell, actually DOES a dark magic spell.. there's a lot. i'd say that final point points out callum's fatal flaw fantastically: excessive personal loyalty. (do you hear that? all pjo fans collectively screamed.) to save a friend, callum would sacrifice himself, or a greater cause.
this ties well into the next season. in s6, in return for callum promising to choose the greater good's safety over rayla's (there's that theme of personal loyalty again), rayla finally promises that if callum is possessed by aaravos again, she'll kill him. this is immediately followed by the audience being informed that using dark magic gives aaravos a way to posses you, which is THEN followed up by callum being warned that if he uses it again after the cleansing thing, "the darkness and corruption will overwhelm you." idk, but the whole thing to me seems like it's setting up a lot of potential for callum to use dark magic in the future, only to fall victim to both this aforementioned corruption and aaravos.
in summary, i think it's quite likely callum will use dark magic again to save someone he loves, losing himself in the process. i do personally hope for ezran, solely because i like testing the limits of brotherly love and consider their dynamic to have been somewhat neglected as of late, but rayla would make the most sense given what's been shown so far. "oh no!" you cry out at this theory. or maybe you hate him and you cheer, idk. but do not fret (or do not celebrate for you haters /lh). if this route is taken, there's three things i can see happening:
"you broke your promise, i'll break mine." rayla ignores what she said, saving callum over killing him. would probably be yet another l/i reaches out to m/c whilst they're being possessed "yada yada yada i love you this isn't you blah blah blah." though it is something of a tired concept at this point, it would still be fun to see.
the extra quasar diamond. c'mon, they wouldn't leave one free one out there for no reason, we know this. rayla keeps her promise and kills him, but callum is revived.
some combination of both.
i also have related hopes for claudia, but i think i've said what i need to. anyone agree with me?
so
the dragon prince s6
..
holy FUCKKKKK
yoo i posted chapter 2 of autophobia you should totally go read it
allow me to take a few seconds of your time so i can talk about my fundy aging system
similar to irl canines (link thingy for science), fundy ages rapidly during the earliest years of his life, i.e. childhood and early teenage years. once he reaches around 14-15, things start to slow down a bit. by 19, he's aging at rates that line up pretty nicely with that of a normal human. at some point in his 20s, his age rate actually slows in comparison to that of a human's, and it just gets slower from there (what? an excuse to give fundy an extended lifespan? you're crazy). and none of this is even getting into the wild thing that is his brain chemistry, dna, mental age, how his heritage ties into all of this..
here comes the ultimate question..
tldr apology tour can eat my ass
intro shits
hello! just a small little "about me" page that i'll probably add onto later
minor, so don't be weird
c!fundy has my soul in a constant chokehold
so many fandoms
mostly post dsmp content
i do not control the hyperfixation it controls me
writer, reader, and artist
aroace :]
genderfluid, any pronouns besides it/its are okay but he/they are preferred rn
do not support cc!will gold, supporters dni
@zarnzarn i hate this and i hate them and i hate you
"Didn't there used to be a chandelier here?" Blitz blurts out. Stolas freezes where he'd been standing, fingers tightening on the bowls of food clutched in his hand as he looks into the doorway Blitz had abruptly stopped in front of.
Blitz throws his own towels onto a vase on the side and walks into the room eagerly. He doesn't remember any of the day they'd spent all those years ago as snot-nosed little shits like Stolas does, much as he's wracked his brains for it the best he can. But he does remember the chandelier, and he can feel the spark of memory connect to others, flickering like a dream falling out of reach, saturated with warmth and laughter and the blurry image of a distorted familiar face.
"There was, right?" He grins, looking up at the ceiling, where the golden rod foundations are still intact, now carved in and dripping with expensive diamonds. "We- we played here. Ah hell, I remember being fucking fascinated with that thing afterwards- I think Fizz tried to strangle me to get me to stop talking about it, heh."
He runs a claw over the metal, dust gathering on his fingertip. "Cause it was such a stupidly simple thing, y'know? Just glass and thread twisted together to make such a pretty piece. All those colors sparkling every time you moved. I wanted to make one of my own when I got older, to put in the office."
He tilts his head at the barely visible talon marks in the floor, seeing double as he watches them being made. "You- you tripped. Got entangled in the threads, didn't ya?" He laughs, overlaid with the cackling of ten-year old him and the sheepish laughter of the other kid as he helps Stolas out of the mess of knots. "Damn, that was funny. You were alright to hang out with. Don't remember the rest, but it was fun."
He stares up at the old thing for a moment longer, basking in the memory of a simpler time and two children chasing each other around a glass chandelier and laughing, unaware of how their lives would snag back onto each other later on. He smiles, feeling oddly sentimental. What were the odds, huh?
Then Blitz huffs amusedly. "I am remembering this correctly, right? There used to be a chandelier here? Fuck knows my shitty memory-"
He turns around and stops, smile fading off his face. He'd expected Stolas to be... happy or whatever, that Blitz had finally remembered fucking something of a meeting that had been so important to him. He's not expecting-
"Yes, there used to be," Stolas agrees, voice flat and mouth pinched and eyes glazed over. He grabs the towels and stalks away. "Stella broke it. It's not there anymore."
Blitz doesn't think he's talking about the chandelier.
some rhys fanart bc mid is underappreciated and so is he