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fundy has pretty hands but I bet they would look better holding mines <3
IM DESPERATE FOR FUNDY CONTENT
istg if I cry one more time over fundy I'm going to cry (dumb ik but I'm dumb so it's ok)
cool yip yip yipity yippers
help me pic a pfp pls :) <333
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class of 2013 by mitski but from the perspective of tommy, dream, and fundy
So for the ranmug I have decided on about 5 lines that are kinda iconic, but can fit into the mug and I’m writing them in the enderman language so that’s fun yaaayy!!! So the lines or phrases are:
-Michael
-Ranboo my beloved
-“You coward”(him talking to fundy on the discussion of choosing sides)
-“I got rid of the voice”( I think this was in the panic room or when he visited the prison I don’t remember)
-“Hi chat”(literally his intro lol might change)
The last one I might change to something more lore related but it would have to be short phrase or something and also the “ranboo my beloved” and “Michael” lines those are for fun cuz why not lol. I like the “you coward” line cuz even though it was a while back it was really cool how they acted out that scene. Well anyways this was supposed to be short so good whatever time your reading this and if you like you can leave some suggestions.
Can I offer you some fundys in these trying times?
FALLING ASLEEP ON THEM WHILE STREAMING
type — fluff
pronouns — IF any, i used they/ them but mentioned y/n as a future wife in wilbur’s
warnings — none
summary — reader falls asleep on their partner on stream
includes — awesamdude, dream, eret, fundy, george, karl, niki, quackity, sapnap, wilbur
awesamdude
- wouldn’t really mind
- starts smiling really hard and looks so damn adorable but facecam is off
- actually gets up to put you in bed cause you’ll get a terrible back pain, if you keep laying on top of him
- mentions it to chat quickly and starts a conversation about you with them
dream
- chat doesn’t notice cause how would they
- they notice how he gets unusually quiet a lot though and ask
- “oh yeah, y/n has been sitting on my lap and they fell asleep”
- doesn’t talk about it any further”
- he needs both his hands for minecraft but he’ll pause for a second to squeeze you slightly while giving you a kiss on the cheek
- loves being affectionate when you’re asleep so much
eret
- stares at you in admiration
- chat is jealous of both of you
- “please do not take any pictures of them while they are sleeping!”
- hugs you so tightly and places kisses on your head every few seconds
- starts talking to chat about how much he loves you and how good you’ve been to him
- she’s treats you so well that no one even dares to call them a simp
- “i won’t wake them because they’ve been having a very stressful week. i hope you don’t mind them staying”
fundy
- bruh
- at first chats ready to call him a simp
- plants multiple kisses on your forehead
- but then he grabs an air horn
- atp get ready to move out cause he won’t let you get ten peaceful minutes of sleep
- “fundy, i hate you so fucking much!”
- you leave the room to go sleep and he’s satisfied
george
- awkward af
- he wouldn’t know what to do and awkwardly stare from you to chat to monitor and back to chat
- calls dream but he can’t understand his wheezing and ends the call
- also calls sapnap and quackity who give him idiotic advice ( waking you up with loud sounds, dropping you to the ground ) or just laugh at him
- he kept his hands on your thighs the whole time
- ends the stream because wanting to make you feel safe confuses him too much
karl
- would get so giddy that he almost wakes you up
- takes 100 pictures and tells chat to clip and stuff
- will turn your face away from the camera tho
- you’re sitting on his lap sideways, your face buried into his chest and his arms pull you close to him
- puts his head as close to yours and repositions it everytime he feels too distant
- quackity bullies him for being a simp but in a loving way ofc
- tommy tries to yell through karl’s headphones to wake you up
niki
- notices you being asleep pretty soon and stares
- “stunning, am i right chat?”
- after about ten minutes she starts waking you up
- she begins kissing you softly and ends up poking your cheek until you finally wake up and glare at her
- “you’re very cute when asleep but please don’t go back to that state again”
- also asks chat to not take any pictures of you because it’s a little creepy once you think about it
quackity
- stares at chat the way he does when he’s really excited about something as soon as he realizes ( y’know what i mean )
- tries not to make a huge deal out of it but inside of him 🦋🦋🦋
- your front is turned to him so he doesn’t have to worry about chat taking screenshots
- hugs you SO tightly and pats your head while mumbling “poggers, poggers, popping off right now”
- chat obviously bullies him and he starts pouting before getting aggressive
- dumbass wakes you up with his yelling and feels actually bad
- apologizes while laughing about it but in his alex voice
sapnap
- he texts you midstream and tells you to join him
- he doesn’t say why but secretly he doesn’t want you to fall asleep without him, since it’s already 4am
- you walk in and stand next to him like 🧍🏻but he silently pulls you on his lap
- you reposition yourself the way you feel the most comfortable and just sleep
- chats going crazy because they see him whisper stuff into your ear and call him a simp because they’re annoying like that
- “fuck you, i love my partner. where is that a bad thing?!” “at least someone simps back for me”
- gets so defensive and ends after thirty minutes to get you to bed before he can accidentally wake you up
wilbur
- it is your chill stream actually
- will call tommy and ‘teach’ him stuff
- “see, tommy. this is how you treat a partner. learn from me”
- “you disgust me, wife haver”
- suddenly starts talking about how he actually wants to marry you someday
- tommy stays silent, melting innerly but it’s tommy so don’t expect him to admit that anytime soon
- “wilbur, listen to me, friend. you may want to get them off stream now and go to bed. i would divorce you, if i was them, wilbur!”
- listens to the child for ONCE and ends the stream
um maybe you can write a lil seperate headcanons where wilbur and fundy are streaming a game of among us/or minecraft and they ask the reader, who happens to be their long time crush, what qualities they like about them. like i can imagine the reader taking about wilburs love of music or maybe them and fundy have matching strands of blonde hair.
a/n — omg yes!! thanks for your request and i hope you like what i did with it :). if not, i’m sorry. it’s 4am and i’m just d o n e.
Y/N WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT ME?
type — fluff
pronouns — none mentioned
warnings — none
summary — the boys ask their longtime crush what their favourite thing about them is and did not expect such answers
includes — fundy, wilbur
fundy
- him and you are chilling on the dream smp while in a vc
- he helps you building a mushroom pet shack because he found some inspiration for it and thought it would fit your houses vibe
- of course he’d think of you immediately, you’re always on his mind
- you two would probably fool around a bit, insulting each other as a joke when he hits you with
- “you only use me for my incredible building skills, don’t you? i bet you can’t name a single quality about me that you like”
- “oh, you want to fight, fundy?”
- chat is popping off at this point
- first thing you say is how he always makes sure to spend time with you at least once a day, even though you can’t even see each other in real life
- second is how excited he gets when the stuff he builds or codes actually works
- then you mention his light strains and how you thought about dying parts of your hair to match with him
- he interrupts you when you start talking about the fourth thing and he has said your name higher than anyone else ever has
- mans is blushing so so hard and chat is snitching on him
- “fundy, you’re literally my favourite furry ever, okay? will forever be that”
- he has passed.
- no but that actually gave him the courage to tell you about his feelings after stream
wilbur
- you’re playing the first time on the origin mod smp
- you picked the merling as well as niki cause bestie things, am i right
- he’s already melting when he sees your new mermaid skins
- literally brings you ANY material you’ll ask for because you can’t get out of the water
- chat has never called a man simp this often in the history of twitch.
- you two go into a separate vc to go on a trip to the ocean to get coral blocks and underwater plants
- even there he doesn’t stop sneaking up on you
- when you go back and it RAINS he forces you to go take a night walk with him to the flowers
- “y/n, what is your favourite quality about me?”
- “wilbur, i can’t just pick one, y’know?”
- blushes so so so hard at this
- “but maybe your passion for music and how talented you are when it comes to that. your songs always help me a lot”
- that means so much to him
- “maybe how you take care of your friends and show them that you are worried about them. or for example how you make sure that tommy is safe and stuff. i also appreciate how you text me every evening and ask, if i have eaten enough”
- he did NOT expect you to keep talking
- “dude, do you even know how funny-“
- “y/n please stop talking, i’m gonna have a heart attack”
- “wilbur, i’m just talking about how much i appreciate the amazing person you-“
- “chat, i will end the stream now cause twitch will probably ban my account, if i pass away mid-stream and i don’t want that to happen”
- he kept playing a bit with you and couldn’t stop thinking about what you’d said the whole night
- wilbur literally couldn’t sleep cause he got so giddy about it
Dream SMP but the non humans are actual animals
:P
so i did an ao3 thingy
my c!fundy-obsessed ass needed to do something sooner or later
Sandcastles - lil Fundy drabble
As a kid, Fundy liked sandcastles.
He'd wait until Wilbur was distracted as if he was paying attention in the first place, then run out to the river, the one right by L'manberg with the sandy shores. Paws were careful as he shaped the most beautiful designs, walls and spires and stability, wall design akin to the same one that surrounded his country.
Sometimes he'd stay out till night, cutting his hands on shells and rocks hidden within the grains. But it was all worth it, wasn't it?
Each time Fundy left one there, he expected to return the next day to the same thing. Each time, Fundy returned to nothingness, the castle gone, everything blown away in the wind.
Each time, he repeated the process again. The building, the blind hope and devotion to something that meant nothing in the end, and the eventual letdown.
He still likes sandcastles.
lazy c!fundy art from a roleplay i did, idea never fully fell through but rp's still going so i can still hope
explanation thingy: blah blah blah facility experiments escaped but didn't big fight not-so-good familial figure (gee fundy you kinda suck when it comes to trusting people /lh) ate warden heart unknowingly but knowingly, that kind of thing. he was gonna have skulk grow in/decay his organs and then he'd (tw: mentions of kinda gory vomit) throw them up in a beautiful bloody mess and the skulk would fully take over or just replace his internal systems. we'll see where it goes though
Roll The Dice (One More Time)
After a long day at the casino, as the moon replaced the sun, Fundy was the only one still going. “Just one more,” he mumbled, “one more shot. One over the stack limit, it’s fine.”
He was 23 diamonds over that aforementioned one-stack limit, but that was irrelevant.
Maybe this was why age requirements existed for casinos, it was too easy to get swept up in all the glamour, especially if you were under 21. But hey, wasn’t that the point of a casino? No one came here to win, not really, everyone just wanted to forget about what they’d lost.
To be fair, the casino did have age requirement rules, but Quackity was more than content to turn a blind eye to that whenever Fundy showed up with glittering blue gems in his hand and a clouded look in his eyes. Quackity wasn’t entirely without care for the fox hybrid, he was just a businessman, and Fundy basically screamed easy profit.
And profit he did provide, coming here day after day. At first he started out small, a few diamonds and then he'd leave, but that thinking quickly snowballed until Fundy was only mining for things to spend. It didn't help that the casino never closed, either - Fundy couldn't count on two hands how many times he'd stumbled out of the casino to find that it was a mere hour away from daybreak.
Fundy blinked, looking up. 23 had turned into 29, and as much as he didn’t want to obey it, that was his cue. He had to basically force himself out of the casino, and even then he found himself looking back at the glittering building with intent to head back inside and continue. Fiddling with his tie, Fundy forced his eyes to look at anything around him, anything that wasn't the place he just left.
Thankfully, given the nature of the country, there were plenty of things to focus on. Tall buildings, lights, recreations of buildings from the Space Needle to the fucking Eiffel Tower.
That was something that he could focus on, okay. Recreations. Copies. Fakes trying to mimic the real thing, and though it worked at face value, nothing was real about it.
Las Nevadas was fake, that much was obvious. But that was okay.
Right now Fundy didn't want something real.
tommy was a kid trying to play soldier.
fundy was a minor trying to play politician.
tubbo was a teen trying to play president.
they all came in with the heart of a child and left with the mind of an adult.
That makes the cfundy and cdream wedding more screw up:(
YOOO FIRST ASK
don't worry, fundream wedding isn't canon, fundream wedding can't hurt you
here comes the ultimate question..
allow me to take a few seconds of your time so i can talk about my fundy aging system
similar to irl canines (link thingy for science), fundy ages rapidly during the earliest years of his life, i.e. childhood and early teenage years. once he reaches around 14-15, things start to slow down a bit. by 19, he's aging at rates that line up pretty nicely with that of a normal human. at some point in his 20s, his age rate actually slows in comparison to that of a human's, and it just gets slower from there (what? an excuse to give fundy an extended lifespan? you're crazy). and none of this is even getting into the wild thing that is his brain chemistry, dna, mental age, how his heritage ties into all of this..
yoo i posted chapter 2 of autophobia you should totally go read it
something about c!wilbur never truly acknowledging that c!fundy was part of l'manberg. something about fundy not being in the national anthem. something about how in the revised version, wilbur kept eret's name in instead of just switching it with fundy's. something about how wilbur told phil that the crosses on the flag represented the founders. something about there only being three crosses. something about fundy (even if it was jokingly) insisting that wilbur made it with him in mind. something about the fine line between ignorance and denial.