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2 years ago
ETERNALDUO SUMMONING CIRCLE
ETERNALDUO SUMMONING CIRCLE
ETERNALDUO SUMMONING CIRCLE
ETERNALDUO SUMMONING CIRCLE
ETERNALDUO SUMMONING CIRCLE
ETERNALDUO SUMMONING CIRCLE
ETERNALDUO SUMMONING CIRCLE
ETERNALDUO SUMMONING CIRCLE
ETERNALDUO SUMMONING CIRCLE

ETERNALDUO SUMMONING CIRCLE

ETERNALDUO SUMMONING CIRCLE

reblog to summon them faster. like to summon them faster. make eye contact with this to summon them faster.

IT WORKED WITH BUTTONDUO IT'LL WORK WITH THEM!!


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1 year ago
TommyIsntIt But Small And Chrosheted (still Annoying)
TommyIsntIt But Small And Chrosheted (still Annoying)
TommyIsntIt But Small And Chrosheted (still Annoying)
TommyIsntIt But Small And Chrosheted (still Annoying)

TommyIsntIt but small and chrosheted (still annoying)


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3 years ago

Rating dsmp characters based on how good I think their hugs would be bc I'm bored

alivebur: 4/10 will go on a crazy ramble, and he's very cold. the evil laugh is on point tho, and pretty good squeeze

Ghostbur: 9/10 he would just act like i'm the best. i like those hugs. he's cold though, and the blue would be hard to clean up :/

Philza: 10/10 dad hugs. and wings. great mix. and he's fucking Philza Minecraft

Techno: 5/10 he wouldn't hug back at first, but once he does it's warm. but the hugs are always too short and he barely even sqeezes.

Tommy: 6/10 this child will stab you. other than that, pretty solid hug.

Tubbo: 7/10 this child won't stab you. but he will make a vague threat. he seems warm though, and he would do the lil squeeze

Ranboo: 9/10 he tall. and he is a dad and a lesbian. dads and lesbians give the best hugs. he has a tail too, and it'll probably wrap around hug receiver. good hug :) he might have an existential crisis mid-hug tho :(

Karl: 10/10 have you seen this man? he would give the best hugs. like, hug tight with one hand and the other in hair. aaaaaaaaaaaa cold hands, tho

Sappitus Nappitus: 8/10 so fjucking warm. prolly head on top of head too. sometimes he might get exited and light on fire though

Quack man: 6/10 just... long hug. long hugs are good. he might propose a weird gamble thingy though

Dream: 1/10 will blackmail you/steal your prized possessions/speedrun your funeral. pretty warm though

Niki: 10/10 she's warm, she smells like bread, and she will mess with the hair

Puffy: 10/10 mom hugs. she smells like the ocean, and rocks back and forth like she's rocking a baby. wait i want c!Puffy as a mom-

Foolish: 9/10 this 24 foot motherfucker could carry me like a baby. the initial lift would be terrifying, but i would feel like baby, so it would be worth it

Eret: 9/10 she would do the thing where she wraps his arms around you. and does the squeezy. but will step on the feet every time without fail

BBH: 2/10 will try to bring you into his weird egg cult. but dad vibes

Antfrost: 5/10 kitty but egg. but tall and could carry me like baby. but i would need to join egg cult... time to be mind controlled ig

Ponk: 9/10 he gives off the vibes

Sam: ?/10 he's a bit of a wild card, he would give good hugs, but at the same time, look at what happened to Ponk

Skeppy: 1/10 he's 2'2. and made out of diamond. so it would feel like hugging a sharp, cold, hard stuffed animal.

Hannah: 10/10 scary flower lady gives off the vibes. idk why

ok cool i'm done


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3 years ago

why the fuck does everyone keep streaming while I am outside


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3 years ago
Made You Just For Him
Made You Just For Him

made you just for him

[id: a short comic featuring sam nook and awesamdude. sam nook, a robotic anthropomorphic raccoon, is pictured looking down at a clipboard, before looking up and saying “sam!”. in the next panel, sam walks up to sam nook, his face obscured as he walks away from the viewer. sam nook says “the hotel is looking splendid! i am very satisfied with the progress. speaking of, have you seen tommy? i require his assistance with the building of–” he is cut off abruptly by sam hugging him. he asks “sam…?” as sam’s face is revealed to be streaked with tears. end id]


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3 years ago

I think this is a good time to remind ourselves that twitter cancellation threads over past events are a form of performative activism. Roasting someone who has since changed’s feet over the fire will not help the issues in our society today, and you are not a bad person for supporting them today. 

This is how you teach people that they are irredeemable. 


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I'm watching some Tommy streams because I'm behind and and I can't shake the feeling that I'm spending time with my little brother. Hes just so excited and sweet and just a little bit annoying-

Finally understand inniters, damn-


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3 years ago

...Phil said, in a Hardcore stream, (after/during the Death of Tommy) that they are in no way related. These two act like strangers because they are. Tommy is basically the Neighbor’s kid that took a liking to Wilbur, stayed with him- So, to Phil, he knows more OF him, then actual conversations. (Even with them living together- Tommy would talk to Techno more than acknowledge Philza’s existence.)

You can have your found family dynamics but in actual canon, they know almost nothing. The most they have? Techno and Wilbur, their stories of the other, their povs.

Before he confirmed it, I thought it. I mean, if your father was exploding your country (Doomsday) you’d think that you would want to talk to him, even more than actual main guy. But, no. Tommy clinged more towards his caretaker, Techno who was like his brother.

They rarely ever canonically talked, why wouldn’t you talk to your dad? No matter what, you’ll talk to him. No matter what you did to him.

Well, luckily nothing happened on the syndicate stream to completely make your Philza vid irrelevant. It even played into what you said, Phil's relationship with Tommy being utterly ignored, unless you want to count him being in denial for something. That is, until the next vague comment someone makes on the family dynamic that makes the fandom go wild again.

Honestly, at this point, I just want any dynamic.

Like, the crux of it all isn’t “Are they blood-related” or not. I think we just focus on it because of our intertextual readings and because it was (at one point) canon. But honestly, they could be found family, they could distant acquaintances (though, I personally would find that option lame, to be honest).

I just want Tommy and Phil’s relationship to be addressed and explored in some form within the text, not only in the paratext!


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2 years ago

…c!Techno has only one life, instead of the assumed 3.

He came from a “time where everyone only had one life” and it is confirmed that Technoblade does NOT know how old he is! In the part where Quackity was making small talk, he asked the pig how old he is, he didn’t know. This proves that he is AS old as Phil, his “old friend”

As we know, Will made it that Phil only has one life because of Phil’s hardcore series. (Which he called “playing with his trains” back when he lived in L’Manburg) Phil is canonically a couple centuries old at least and mentioned that if Tales of the Dream SMP was not in majorly American time, he would make his character a cameo. (Most likely in the past set ones as Phil informed us of his ghost skin-)

And another piece of evidence is his name. Not “Techno,” his Syndicate name; Protesilaus. A great warrior who was the first to die. “First to die” wouldn’t really matter if he had three lives. Technically Ranboo was the first to die- Sorry

And I further hope that my earlier theory about Ranboo killing Technoblade is false. It truly seems that way, as killing does not fit Ranboo’s character at all. (Real Ranboo maybe.) And Techno is obviously going to try to get Dream to revive Ranboo, which is confirmed in multiple streams after the death stream.


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2 years ago

…You know…

Not what I meant.

…c!Techno has only one life, instead of the assumed 3.

He came from a “time where everyone only had one life” and it is confirmed that Technoblade does NOT know how old he is! In the part where Quackity was making small talk, he asked the pig how old he is, he didn’t know. This proves that he is AS old as Phil, his “old friend”

As we know, Will made it that Phil only has one life because of Phil’s hardcore series. (Which he called “playing with his trains” back when he lived in L’Manburg) Phil is canonically a couple centuries old at least and mentioned that if Tales of the Dream SMP was not in majorly American time, he would make his character a cameo. (Most likely in the past set ones as Phil informed us of his ghost skin-)

And another piece of evidence is his name. Not “Techno,” his Syndicate name; Protesilaus. A great warrior who was the first to die. “First to die” wouldn’t really matter if he had three lives. Technically Ranboo was the first to die- Sorry

And I further hope that my earlier theory about Ranboo killing Technoblade is false. It truly seems that way, as killing does not fit Ranboo’s character at all. (Real Ranboo maybe.) And Techno is obviously going to try to get Dream to revive Ranboo, which is confirmed in multiple streams after the death stream.


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1 year ago

Tubbo trips and faceplants into the altar and ranboo is just like "you good" like super worried an stuff as he helps him up anf

During the C!Beeduo wedding I think Ranboo would just not be anxious like, WHATSOEVER and is just like, "Wow! I get to have a wedding with my beloved! Yippee!" and Tubbo is like SO nervous he's about to fall over he's SO anxious he's going to mess something up when they say their vows Ranboo has like an entire novel's worth of things to say and Tubbo's just like "ough my partner is. so pretty so so pretty i want to kiss them on the lips so bad uhm." and both of these have the exact same amount of sentiment and affection behind them


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1 year ago

Alas....

What Charming Little Boys! I Hope They Encounter Little Hardship And Live Long, Happy Lives ^_^

what charming little boys! I hope they encounter little hardship and live long, happy lives ^_^


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10 months ago

Whenever Technoblade wasn't an anarchist war hero he was the bugs bunny of the dream smp. He hid on a wanted poster of himself. He avoided a death trap by sending skeppy to go in, get exploded off camera and show up covered in ashes until he made it through. He met god and wasted a wish on a bell. Hbomb made him another death trap disguised as a playground and he made it through like it really was one. I am convinced he could have walked out of the prision if he had improvised a dress out of his cape and winked at Sam


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3 years ago

Hi hello! This is a one time thing, but I’m gonna be talking about today’s lore stream. Warning you now there’s going to be spoilers. Tbh, there is kinda a lot to go over with the lore I know it doesn’t look like much, but if you really look at it, it gets abit deep. This is gonna be a brief post about the lore since this is a writing account not dsmp but I just want to talk about it lol. So that’s why imma do it in points.

Ok first thing, I am liking the idea of the burger van because it goes into the ideal history repeats itself and it’s making it seem like C!wilburs intentions are innocent, nothing serious. In the grand scheme of things,it’s only the beginning of this grand plan of his.

Another thing, I like how he has C!ranboo by his side of course not by first choice, but as a realization that he has a fresh mind to manipulate and use as a solitaire card(sorry I really wanted to make that reference)

Now of course your probs saying”but C!ranboo has already been manipulated by C!dream. It’s not fresh.” Obviously it’s not, but he doesn’t know how Wilbur “functions” or gets his way because he hasn’t known him that long like C!tommy and C!tubbo have. He has stated that he doesn’t know what’s happening until the conflict has already happened so C!Wilbur sees that and uses it to his advantage.

I know this is kinda short, but again I’m a writing account not a dsmp account. I’m only doing this because I like how everything was written out and the analysis behind it. Anyways last thing, now this is just my own opinion, but I think C!Wilbur sees himself in C!ranboo. He sees how ranboo gets along with everyone and how that’s how he used to be pre-limbo and pre-exile. He relates to C!ranboo by how they are both precise and careful of every step they take and how they are feared, but for different reasons. I find that amazing and I am happy cc!wilbur is back writing.

Anyways, this was just for fun lol don’t take it to seriously again I’m only analyzing the writing cuz I thought it was good. This will also probably be the only analysis I do of the dsmp so yea. Anyways, good whatever time your reading this.


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