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The stinkbug video is coming, y'all. We're gonna post it to YouTube a little while after Brudder's Gate wraps up. But for now, have this short horror film to tide you over.
Safalin is Kanna and Shin's mom. Like c'mon, they are way to similar to not be at least related:
The eyes, the hair color, heck even some of the personality. How are they not related? (The real question here is who is the other parent).
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Once Dracula Daily's done, I think one of the books we should put in email format next is The Screwtape Letters by CS Lewis. It would be so funny for us to recieve an email every other day from our tired demon uncle Screwtape chastising us for being incompetent at our job.
Combining my two biggest fixations atm <3
Edit: bonus comic!!
(this post is about a t4t autistic4autistic stone butch4stone femme relationship. my femme uses he/they/she pronouns.)
there are two topics i think don’t get as much attention as they could in stone butch/stone femme discussions:
it’s possible to like doing something nice for your partner even/especially if they “don’t do it back”
orgasm is not an unambiguously good or desirable thing for everyone all the time in all situations
for nonsexy examples, i like making pour-over coffee, and whenever possible i make my girlfriend coffee and breakfast in the morning. they could do it for themself, but i like the action of doing it. the only thing i “get” out of it is him being sleepy and cute playing with her phone at the table, and a kiss and a “thank you baby” when i pass over the mug. it’s something i like doing for its own sake.
my girlfriend drives me to work almost every day. she doesn’t have to - i’ve said before that i walked to and from work every day for five years before we moved in together - but they like spending the time together, and knowing that i’m not walking most of a mile in whatever weather.
i like getting my girlfriend off. i feel good and satisfied when he orgasms. the way their body and brain are configured means multiple orgasms are good, and when she’s all fucked out i get to have a happy, cuddly, shivery jelly-femme in my arms (and, as they put it, “a well-earned god complex”).
orgasms can be more complicated for me. some kinds of touch can trigger my ptsd. sometimes getting in the headspace of arousal requires me to be very aware of my own genitals, which can trigger dysphoria. even some things that aren’t triggering, things “everyone likes”, feel about as erotic as someone putting their fingers in my nose. on the other hand, “non-sex” kink acts like being scratched by my femme’s sharp nails can be delightfully overwhelming, even if they don’t make me orgasm.
my girlfriend only touches me in ways i like to be touched. just as importantly, my girlfriend only touches me in ways they like to touch. when we want to try something new we talk about it, including potential ways it could hit wrong, and ways to safe-signal out if needed. we make space for ourselves and each other, to feel our own feelings, without trying to map onto what a non-stone relationship “should” look like.
not every relationship looks the same, but i think you should be able to have a base of communication and trust with whoever you’re intimate with, in whatever ways intimacy looks like for you. like. i don’t think that’s a wild thing to say.
Reading your old writing is either ‘my god, I’m an undiscovered genius’ or ‘welcome to CRIIIINGE CITY folks’ and there is no in between
What is a home if not the first place you learn to run from?
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ii has a cowbell
and he struts his stuff down stage while hitting it
crowd goes wild
sns is so fucking unhinged and nobody will ever be them i’m sorry. you start the series and it’s like oh haha look at these goofy angsty rivals! they hate each other! then sasuke dies for naruto thirty chapters in giving up his dream of revenge and naruto goes batshit insane. now you’re like ah they’re friends i guess that’s cute! and sasuke is trying to kill naruto because he’s the most important person in his life which is . ok and it becomes the driving force of everything or something. sasuke leaves and naruto dedicates the rest of his life to bringing him back and you’re still a casual fan so ur like he’s doing it for the promise right? then orochimaru says sasuke is his and naruto goes batshit insane feral homicidal (again) and after that sasuke reappears and they have ??? like five different panels dedicated to them staring at each other??? and he jumps off a mountain and hugs naruto for some reasons just to whisper some gay shit in his ear kishimoto frankly needs to be jailed drawing this and keep that best friend nonsense going. anyways. you have sasuke become a convicted terrorist to which the normal people response is “ok we need to hunt him down” and when naruto learns they’re gonna hunt him down he starts screaming crying throwing up he has a panic attack he can’t breathe he’s falling in the snow he gets on his knees and begs them to spare his BFF. after having a meltdown over the thought of sasuke dying what may possibly be the natural coping mechanism any stable person would adapt? of course realising that if sasuke dies he can die too. so he sees sasuke again and after he attempts murdering sakura twice and expresses the intent to murder kakashi he’s like. i will bear the burden of your hatred and die with you hehe and if we both die you won’t be an uchiha and i won’t be the jinchuuriki to the nine tails and we’ll be able to understand each other better in a different lifetime! WE’LL MEET AGAIN IN THE AFTERLIFE BECAUSE NOT EVEN DEATH CAN DO US PART! and sasuke (just as insane as him) doesn’t even flinch he’s like what the fuck is wrong with you but then ok let’s fuckingggf die together on my god i will kill your first anyways . then they find out they are soulmates and get cute matching tattoos on their hands and decide to fight to the death once more because sasuke is back on his i will shoulder all the hatred of the world alone and i need to kill you because i love you more than anyone else in the world actually you’re the only person i love so you need to DIE and naruto is like I WILL NOT LET YOU SHOULDER THAT HATRED ALONE I WILL FREE YOU FROM THE PAIN and they fight and despite all the whatever weapons used in the war it’s a fuckinggg fistfight in which just as sasuke is about to inflict what he thinks is the last blow says “farewell… my one and only…………………. (very long pause to accentuate how heteronormative this next word is gonna be) FRIEND” and fucking stops using his sharingan because not even then he can record the image of naruto dying especially by his hand but naruto STOPS HIM LIKE A f cHAMP and they end up blowing each other’s arms off (rip the matchies) and as they’re bleeding to the fucking death sasuke is like you’re the only person that has never tried to severe their ties with me why do you go so far for me and naruto from the depths of comphet hell is like because you’re my FRIEND and sasuke being absolutely done with this bullshit is like ok what the fuck does that mean to you then and this is where it gets even gayer and relatable because naruto is like i don’t KNOW i just know that when you hurt i hurt and i just can’t take it and isn’t that the most gay experience thing ever? naruto knows what it feels like to have friends but what he feels for sasuke is so bone deep and unconventional that he cannot make sense of it and can only describe the pain it brings. after that sasuke CRIES LIKE THEYVE GOT ME SOOO FUCKED UP but you know what got me even more fucked up?
naruto waking up bloodied and battered and half alive with one arm missing but still wondering if that was heaven because sasuke was next to him. sasuke looking so happy and peaceful when saying “i lost” as a stark contrast to him looking and feeling like half of his body was being torn apart when he “won” against naruto in vote1 and left him. the bitterness of victory vs the sweetness of losing if you will. AND HIM COMPARING WHAT HE FEELS FOR NARUTO TO PRAYING MY GODD. did i forget to mention that then we learn that Ohhh it was never a stupid shallow rivalry as we all thought! they have actually been watching each other from afar since they were little freshly traumatised children and have longed to hold each other’s hands since then! what was it sasukeeee you felt warm and fuzzy when you saw naruto to thought of it as a weakness? these two are so astronomically hopelessly desperately obsessed in love with each other it’s ridiculous i’ve had ENOUGH free me from this mental prison
TW - Blood
I love my Poe a bit fucked up
Having a great time here, this was so much fun to draw
commission art for @ totos_headset on twitter
fanfiction Parched Rivers Run by skadii on ao3
