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You cannot convince me that Diego’s heart doesn’t stop every time they announce a dead junkie
Klaus: what seems to be the problem officer
Cop: get tHE FUCK out of my car
Dave: I’m cold
Klaus: have my jacket
Dolores:
Five: damn Dolores I can’t control the weather
More expresso less depresso
-Klaus mimicking five
Viktor destroyed the moon so Luther would shut the fuck up about it
Five: that’s not funny
Klaus: I thought it was funny
Five: you laughed in the middle of a funeral because you thought of a meme you saw on Facebook
Klaus: *coughing violently*
Ben: don’t die
Klaus: don’t tell me what to do
Klaus starting a cult because he was depressed over his ex is a power move and idc what y’all say
Viktor: my aesthetic would be “suspected off witchcraft by a small town-core”
Five: you can’t solve all your life problems with knifes
Deigo already aiming a knife at Reginald: watch me bitch
Ben: I want to see my boy
Klaus holding five like a very big cat: here he is
Five: I will kill you
Klaus: if Ben and I were drowning, who would you save
Five: You morons can't even swim?
Ben: It's a hypothetical question, who would you save?
Five: My time and effort
Klaus: Hey Allison, you awake?
Allison: I am now
Klaus: If you changed 'I heard a rumor' to somebody once told me would it work?
Allison:
Allison: Klaus..... it's two am, can you stop watching sherk and go to bed?
Ben: Answer the question woman
Klaus: I am 39 cheetos tall
Ben: Why did you think you needed to measure your height in cheetos?
Klaus: because we were out of doritos
Not gonna lie
but the Umbrella Academy makes me really happy. Like the story line is fun and creative. The cinematic properties of the show are so clean and perfect I just love it.
I love how Mexican Diego is this season. How he said "fool", el grito at the wedding, him talking more Spanish, and the way he was dancing at the wedding too. I love him, your honor.
Screaming, crying, throwing up after The Umbrella Academy finale
am I the only one who liked five and lila?
Villain, I have done thy mother.
Viktor to Harlan, probably