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A collaboration piece by my friend cal and IAbout Kenny McCormick’s sad and Devastating death

Neil Cicierega will look like this in 2058

I FUCKING HATE MARTHA

Me af (part 2)

my little meow meow man

Why would the Combine make him do this? [Thinking Emoji]

I’m gonna say it, I feel like working for Wallace Breen would be exactly like working for Michael Scott from the office.

Y’all can hate me now

I hate her so much that I wanna make out with her.

Used Trump's mugshot to draw Breen's 🥰

My embarrassing ass doodles of Jared and Breen.

Half-Life 2

I have a theory!

I think The Gman worked at Black Mesa during The Incident, and saw Gordon Freeman's capabilities firsthand, and his employers sent him back in time, or some sci-fi nonsense, to give Gordon his offer at the end of the first game.

I haven't fully thought this through, so if any one can think of more things to back this up, it would be appreciated.

What if Gordon’s entire casual wardrobe were tacky t-shirts with cheesy science slogans on them

Welcome. Welcome to Silly 17.

Park that car, drop that phone, sleep on the floor, dream about me.

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Freehoun quoted from Greek mythology

post-apocalyptic baseball fan chell confirmed

Portal would've been such a different story if instead of the portal gun they gave chell a melee weapon

gordon,,, [alt. version & full tweet below cut]