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So here's a vote contest for my fanfic! The character with the most votes Will be part of it! Good lucky and only vote one time pls! Also NOTE these are only Tumblr votes I still have all My discord votes SO the resulta here might not be the final ones!
idk why I agreed to make this one actually
“Holy crap! Johnathan sims!?”
Got really really sad cuz some major shit happened so take what my depression gifted me with
Oh and heres martin and john together here
Hope my contributions to this fandom will be remembered dearly/lh
Oscar: It’s 3 o’clock. Where the heck’s Ren?
Jaune: You tell me. Ren left our dorm at 2:15 and has to travel a distance of 6.2 miles at a rate of 5 miles per hour. What time will Ren arrive?
Oscar: *Thinks it over* Depends if he stops to see his hoe.
Jaune: *Ruffles Oscars hair* That’s what we call a variable.
Jaune: Ok, I admit it. Alright? I'm the one that forged their documents to sneak into Beacon. But you have to keep this on the down low. I could be in a lot of trouble. I already hid the evidence.
Ruby: Did you at least do it right? You burned the evidence and tossed it into a lake?
Jaune: No, I hid it in the powder Ren makes his smoothies with-
Ruby: Oh, because they come out tasting awful already. Very smart. Well, no worries. You and I will just leave Vale and start a new life together.
Jaune: What?! What are talki-
Ruby: *Holds up scroll* Look, we can buy a house in Mistral for 43,000 lien.
Jaune: Ruby, I'm not leaving Vale to-Wait seriously?
Ruby: Yeah, pretty big too. 3 rooms, hardwood floors...
Jaune: For 43,000? That's insane. We could just pay that off.
Ruby: I know right?! You could have that game room you've always wanted, and there'd still be an extra room for the baby!
Jaune: What?
Ruby: Huh?
Sun: Ok, I've got one. Would you have sex with Ren, if it meant you could have sex with Professor Goodwitch?
Jaune: Uhhh... Yeah. Yeah I'd probably do it.
Sun: Wait! Hang on! Missionary... And you have to look him in the eye. No closing your eyes and pretending it's somebody else.
Jaune: ... I think still yes.
Ren: Thank you Jaune.
Jaune: Alright, I can stay, but only for a little bit. The last time I didn't show for movie night was a disaster.
(1 Month Ago)
Nora: All right, movie night. I am so psyched for Reindeer Games!
Ren: What? I thought we were watching La Vie En Rose.
Nora: What do you mean, Reindeer Games is great! Everything goes wrong, on the one day it has to go right.
Ren: But La Vie En Rose is a beautiful movie about the real life tragedy of Edith Piaf.
Nora : ... Usually Jaune would help break the tie.
Ren: Well, Jaune isn't here, is he!? Because you were supposed to be watching him, but you were smoking marijuana and he drowned!
Nora: What!? No, he’s just held up in a meeting. Where the hell did you get that story?
Ren: I don't know! I just can't stand it when he's not here! 😩
Fiona: Hi, you must be Ruby.
Ruby: I must?
Fiona: You know, we have a friend in common... Jaune.
Ruby: How do you know Jaune?
Fiona: We're friends. Sometimes we run into one another in town, and we go get dinner after.
Ruby: Let me guess... He takes you to the library where your favorite books are in a high shelf?
Fiona: He does.
Ruby: Yeah, that'll stop. And dinner? Don't get used to it. *Chuckles before grabbing Fiona’s collar and pulls her in close with her silver eyes flaring up.* I've seen dozens of you. I've outlasted them... And I'll outlast you.
Fiona: 😨
Jaune: Thanks for inviting me to dinner Weiss. It’s a great pleasure to get to know your family.
Weiss: *A feint blush on her cheeks* Well, it was the least I could do for all the help you’ve given me.
Willow: Oh believe me, the pleasure is all ours Mr. Arc.
Jaune: Please, call me Jaune.
Willow: 🤭
Jaune: *Accidently spills drink on his shirt* Whoops.
Weiss: Oh no Jaune, your shirt. If you’d like, you can use our shower.
Jaune: No, it’s alright. It’s just a little spot. It’ll come out.
Willow: *Immediately splashes her whole glass of wine on him* Well that’s not gonna come out. You’d better take a shower~
(In Shower)
Jaune: *Whistling to himself as he bathes*
Willow: *Cuts out hole in wall and peeks through* Oh my~ Quite the strapping young man you brought over Weiss.
Weiss: Mother! Let me see! *Tries pushing Willow out of the way*
Willow: *Holds Weiss back* Weiss, stop shoving! You wouldn’t even know what to do with it.
Weiss: He’s literally my age you cow!
Whitley: *Walks in* What the heck are you two doing in my room?!
Willow: Oh, hello Whitley. We were... just leaving. *Both her and Weiss quickly scurry off*
Whitley: *Curiously walks up to hole in wall* I say, what’s all the fuss about? I don’t get it, what’s in ther-BING BONG, Hello~
Jaune: *Frantically searching around beacon* Ruby!? Ruby!?
Coco: *Atop staircase* Ruby!? Ruby!?
Jaune: Is your girlfriend named Ruby too?
Coco: No, but I figured if she's banging a guy like you, I got a shot. Ruby!?
Jaune: Wait what!? Ruby!?
Coco: Ruby!?
Jaune: RUBY!?
Employee: *Holds up a tray of dino nuggets* Free sample?
Jaune: *Takes one* Mmm, delicious! I will seriously consider purchasing these. *Leaves*
Employee: 😊
Jaune: *Walks up, now wearing an unzipped white jacket with a faunus tail* Ooo, what do we got here? Don't mind if I do. *Takes one before leaving*
Employee: 🤨
Jaune: *Now has a tattoo on his arm with some stubble on his face* Oh? Dino nuggies? I'll need to buy a ton of these for my girls.
Employee: Sir, you don't need to keep going to the back of the line. You can have as much as you want, they're free.
Taiyang: What are you talking about?
Sun: Hey, can I have another dino nuggie?
Jaune: Yeah, me too?
Oscar: So there's no way to prevent us from merging?
Ozpin: I'm afraid so. After all my time between hosts, I've just about given up finding a way to separate my soul from another before the merge.
Oscar: *Sadly looks down* Oh...
Ozpin: Brighten up Oscar. Let's focus on the new friends you'll be traveling with.
Oscar: I guess... Who's that?
Ozpin: That's Mr. Jaune Arc. A young man of similar farmland origins as yourself I believe.
Oscar: *Blushes* Wow... That guy has some nice, strong arms.
Ozpin: ... On second thought.
Jaune: *Excited* I can't believe we're really doing this!
Weiss: Shh! Don't let the others hear you. You go in first, I'll go in when the coast is clear~
Jaune: *Nods before casually walking to the bathroom*
(5 minutes later)
Jaune: *Zips his pants as he walks out over to Weiss with a satisfied smile* You dirty girl~.
Weiss: Jaune, I've haven't left yet.
Jaune: Huh?
Whitley: *Limps out of bathroom, clothes disheveled, as he makes his way to Yang*
Whitley: You sick whore~
Yang: What?
My drawing of Lois Griffin (Colored version)
A better visual of her
I watched this episode and I saw the perfect child for them. What do you think?
