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FG: Peter is Hungry (M/F, Digestion)
Mr. and Mrs. Griffin were sleeping in their shared bed one night after their usual ravaging. Something that kept Meg, Chris, and Stewie up. After all - night porking, Peter awoke with his stomach rumbling. Peter sluggishly opens his eyes and rolls over on his side. He reached out and gently tapped Lois’ shoulder.
“Hey, Lois,” he said in a soft tone, “make me a sandwich.”
Lois rolled on her side as well. “Just three more hours, dear.”
Peter waited around a few seconds before tapping on her shoulder again. She was still heavily asleep, but she also had an agitated tone in her voice. “Three more hours, Peter.”
Peter pouted. He was still unbearably famished, and his wife was refusing his demands of making him a sandwich. I mean, he could’ve gotten out of bed and walked down to the kitchen to make himself a sandwich, but he was in a comfortable sleeping position. As he pondered what to do, he couldn’t help but watch Lois sleeping. She was kind of cute when she was on her side dozing off. She even seemed delectable even. Peter’s stomach groaned again.
Peter knew what he had to do. He leaned up close to Lois’ sleeping face and opened his mouth. Angling his jaws just right, he stuffed Lois’s face inside of his maw. This swift motion stirs Lois awake. “Mff!?” Lois felt the wet, hot steam of her husband’s breath on her face. Peter didn’t respond, he only swallowed harder. Lois’s face bulged in his cheeks before it descended his esophagus. Peter rolled forward sucking up more of Lois’s body. He worked down her slender neck to her shoulders. Lois was wide awake now, her nostrils getting singed upon entering Peter’s stomach.
Peter’s belly was alive with Lois’s kicking and thrashing. Peter grabbed her waist as though it were a jumbo cheeseburger, holding her in place . He paused at her sweet ass, chomping on it momentarily until he pushes the rest of her inside his mouth. He swallowed deeply, sending the last of his wife down. She found herself getting into a tight ball.
“Damn, Lois, you tasted great!” Peter said, a belch exiting his mouth. He gave his belly a good pat.
“All this because I wouldn’t make you a sandwich?” Lois screamed.
The sounds of digestion drowned out Lois’s protests. Peter stretched and plopped back down on the bed, clutching his belly between his arms. A bulge of Lois was crouched in front of him. He was blissfully unaware that his stomach acid was starting to fill up his stomach, burning Lois.
“Peter, dammit, Peter, don’t go to sleep on me!” Lois demanded. Her pleas fell on deaf ears as her idiot of a husband was sprawled on his back, his rotund belly standing on top. Lois kicked and screamed, but the more she struggled, the faster the rate of digestion became. Within hours, Lois lost consciousness and was overtaken by the acid. She was broken down into a thick, yellow-blood stained paste. Peter’s stomach receded throughout the remainder of the night until around 2 AM in the morning.
PFFFT.
Peter woke up to the rays of sunshine peeking through his window. Lois had become nothing more than additional pudge on his belly and nasty ass farts.
“Mmm, I love you too, Lois.”
So Lois allegedly dated Jerome 20 years before Peter met him, and Jerome is reportedly 42 and was therefore 22 when he dated Lois. Which means Lois was in her 20s. Therefore Lois met Jerome during her Pornography career.
Lmk if my timeline is off!
I know her modern voice is more recognizable but I just love her old voice
i want to be so famous that family guy makes a joke out of me
kristina bustamante’s family guy x paradise kiss crossover art changed my life
now u gotta make her go to peter's house!!!! and guest star in the episode
Yeah okay
Lois Scream Peter (feat. Bruce Stone from Balan Wonderworld)
HPD Headcanons
My drawing of Lois Griffin (Colored version)
A better visual of her
Lois Griffin (1998 - 1999) [Death has a Shadow] pilot
Yes, that is true.
'We're all disgusting, That's what Family Is'
🤨 Really Anon? You're gonna do her like that?
Do you have a foot fetish?
What the hell No i don't why are you asking me that.
Everything will be ok, Lois!🧡💚💜
they mean you never talk abt or to him anymore bc you found your family.. sad
Well that's just not true. In actuality Peter Jr is one of the only Family Guy Kin that I can trust right now because i know he isn't doing this to make fun of me. Normally i would rejoice at the fact that Chris Meg and Peter have messaged me But I'm so wary because of trolls.
Always love your siblings no matter what.
whats your opinion on Karen Griffin
She is mean to Peter but She's Family
You Lois😊💜
A Beautiful Character from Family Guy
Don't listen to the haters!
Don't say that i'm Crazy or Just pretending Because This is my lifes work
You're welcome Lois. 🤗❤️
Hi Lois! I made you from a Winx Club dress up game! Do you like it?
No, I love it. Thank you
I would NEVER message something like that to you! How DARE THEY!?😡
Don't message me claiming to be my family as a Ruse ESPECIALLY PETER. A Devils Heart is powerful And I refuse to let anyone forget that.