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Endgame is a marvelous masterpiece but it murdered me so I made memes

I can't scroll down my Tumblr feed without being viciously attacked by sad Endgame posts (don't worry, I live for the pain) so I made some memes. Meet the next generation of Iron Men.

They will protect the universe

BURRITONY - a corny warrior

INCOGNITONY - for the stealth missions

TOMATONY - absolutely disgusting, his bad taste is his power and he will defeat thanos by hiding in his salad

PESTONY - for if you want to infiltrate an Italian restaurant, is very familiar with pasta grounds

OCTONY - for underwater missions, this guy probably took a role in sinking the Titanic. Extremely dangerous

MOSQUITONY - the most vile and dangerous tony on earth. They say he's scarier than the Winter Soldier

JANITONY - hes a good boii who cleans the offices

POTATONY - is throwable and can give villains black eyes and potential brain damage, very effective

MAGNETONY - hes iron man and he controls iron, what more do u want

PEPPERTONY - absolutely delicious

Place your bets, folks. Which of these magnificent warriors could defeat Thanos (again)? I'd say Mosquitony myself.

send help

I made this one year ago and I think the world is ready for this masterpiece.

Color schemes for Comic! Avengers

Hi there, Evan again. Thank you all for liking my Agents of HYDRA (posters) post so much. That really made my day. I thought you might like this in addition to those. They’re color schemes for comic! Avengers. I made them then I was in my first year of college. (I’m in my fourth year now). Feel free to repost and use them. They’re here to help and give joy!

Ya know what I hate. That when Bruce Banner transforms into the Hulk he turns into this 8ft tall beast of a man, but when Jennifer Walters turns into She-Hulk she's just like...Green and sorta tall.

Like?? I don't want this:

[Image found on Google, source: Marvel.com]

I want this:

[Image found on Google, source: Marvel.fandom.com]

Steve Rogers and Bruce Banner | Marvel | Not my gif | Requested

Tony: Hey Banner, have you heard? Bruce: Heard what? Tony: Cap-sicle is planning on asking our little Y/N out. Bruce: *shocked* What? Are you- are you sure? Has he done it yet? What did they say? Tony: Not yet, say he wants to ask for permission first or something like that. Bruce: Ask who for permission? *confused* *Steve walks in* Steve: Doctor Banner, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a moment... *Tony and Bruce look at each other* Tony: I’m gonna guess it’s you.

Requests are OPEN!

Look if Agatha Harkness gets to have Senor Scratchy as her Familiar then as a fellow witch Wanda should have a familiar as well. I'm thinking of her having Ebony from the comics as her familiar

GIVE WANDA AN EMOTIONAL SUPPORT FAMILIAR!!!!

Major Endgame spoilers

So I dont necessarily want to completely bash on Endgame, because I think overall it was an amazing movie. But we need to talk about the ending, and I'm finding that I'm no where close to being alone in the fact that I was supremely unsatisfied with the ending of what was supposed to be the culmination of an era that had 22 movies. Especially with how they ended the original six avengers, this was not the ending that we wanted or deserved.

First off Thor and Hulk, these characters were thrown away the entire movie, and were tossed aside as nothing more than comic relief. These two characters have been around since the very beginning of Marvel, and to have them reduced to characters that didnt actually do too much for the plot/could have easily been erased or replaced. The only even small saving grace here is that we will probably see Thor again in guardians of the galaxy's third movie.

Then we have Nat and Clint, and the fact that these two characters are the ones that got the closest to a satisfying ending says something. And I say satisfying loosely because Nat lost her life and Clint lost the person he loved the most in the world outside of his biological family(and even though they aren't related they were family)

Now onto Tony. There was no reason for him to die. The only motive behind his death was that Marvel wanted to hurt the audience. It completely went against his arc because all he wanted to do was settle down and raise a family. The fact that Marvel gave that to him only to rip it away was a major injustice to the character of Tony Stark. Yes, I have some emotional reasons behind this, but who doesn't. Tony Stark has been around since the very very beginning, and is one of the most loved characters in the mcu, to kill him has no purpose other than to hurt the audience. TONY STARK DID NOT DESERVE TO DIE.

Now where do I even start on cap. I've seen a lot of people that are satisfied with his ending and that he deserves to be happy, and I completely agree, but what he did was entirely out of character. This is the same man that said that he couldn't stand by while injustices were done, to say that he left everyone to clean the emotional and physical mess up on their own would is an insult to the name of Steve Rodgers. Not only that but marvel almost completely erased Steve and Buckys relationship. Whether you ship stucky or not you can not deny that they loved each other.

Bucky and Steve have been best friends pretty much since they were born, and for so long they were the only ones the other person had. Marvel decided to ignore this fact and have Steve leave, not only without truly saying goodbye to Bucky, but also not warning him either. Then when we see him back as an old man, not only does Bucky not go to him first, Steve doesn't even look at Bucky. Then he passes the mantle of Cap down to-still someone who will be a great Captain America-someone who he has not known for anywhere near as long, and could not possibly know anywhere near as well. Also Steve gives the shield to bucky in th comics so it would make more sense anyways, and would have erased when he was the winter soldier, officially solidifying him as a hero. I would have been more ok with Steve's ending had they not co.pleatly erased Steve and Buckys friendship.

But even then they still treated Peggy as nothing more than Steve's love interest. Marvel already established that Peggy has a husband and kids. Having g Steve go back to be with her that would erase her life. Peggy founded S.H.I.E.L.D, and did so many amazing things, and created a life for herself. Steve being with her reduces her to nothing more than an blank love interest.

I dont want to completely hate on Endgame because I did think it was a good movie. But considering it was supposed to be our goodbye to these characters that we love so much I am extremely disappointed, and I dont really want to watch endgame again(and I watched infinity war five times).

Endgame wasnt the ending/goodbye that we and the characters that we wanted to deserved. And will cause audiences to leave feeling disappointed and unsatisfied with the end of an era.

Sorry for any typos, I made this quickly

Sneak preview of my Bruce Banner cosplay for Granite City Comic Con tomorrow. Really looking forward to going :D

Characters I headcannon as ace

Sherlock Holmes

Castiel

Spencer Reid

Bruce Banner

Elsa

Newt Scamander

All of the crystal gems

Natasha Romanoff

Luna Lovegood

Raven Reyes

MCU CHARACTERS I DON'T LIKE THAT MUCH/THINK ARE OVERRATED

Tony Stark

Natasha Romanoff

UNPOPULAR/HATED ON MCU CHARACTERS I PREFER

Clint Barton

Sam Wilson

Carol Danvers

Jane Foster

Peggy Carter

Hank Pym

Pietro and Wanda Maximoff

Bruce Banner

OTHERS I COULDN'T FIT

James Rhodes, Pepper Potts, Sharron Carter

Now this does not mean I hate Tony or Nat at all I just think they are way over hyped and I can't find much to like about them. Idk maybe my opinion will change with the Black Widow movie coming out in a couple months. I STILL LOVE TONY STARK AND NATASHA ROMANOFF.

Marvel × Sherlock

Alignment chart

Enjoy this weird alignment chart!!!

Monica Rambeau + Thor Odinson + Bruce Banner + James Moriarty + Sherlock Holmes + John Watson + Mary Morstan + Bucky Barnes + Mrs. Hudson

Marvel × "f*ck" chart

The genius trope

Spencer Reid - Timothy McGee -

Abby Sciuto - Bruce Banner -

Sam Winchester - Peter Parker - Sherlock Holmes - Monty Green

I want to write a DC and Marvel crossover where the Justice League and Avengers meet and work together maybe merge together forming a big super team.

But I have so much to figure out, from main characters and ships to power levels and vulnerabilities.

Y/n: *running into the living with a smile* omg! Omg! Omg!

Natasha: *sitting on the couch with the rest of the avengers* what are you laughing about

Y/n: I changed Steve's ring tone

Tony: really?

Bucky: to what?

Y/n: *whispering* hold on

Steve:*walks in* hey guys

Y/n:*dialing on phone*hey stevie

Steve's phone:

Bruce Banner: *exists*

Tony Stark: I must compliment this man.

Fandom: MCU Pairing: Natasha and Bruce Song: ‘Unconditionally’ by Katy Perry Spoilers: The Avengers, Avengers: Age of Ultron and Avengers: Infinity War Video by: equixen

Sit Down Now and Rest

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Description: You had anxiety and depression, and Tony and Bruce were more than happy with getting you anxiety meds the moment that you asked. When you stop taking your meds, your mental health plummets and spirals as well as your physical health, and everyone notices. Don't worry though, they're there for you.

Pairing: (Platonic) Avengers x Teen!Reader

Type: Fluff, Angst, Hurt/Comfort

Warnings: Depression, anxiety, sickness, fainting, dizziness, taking meds(both medicated and just vitamins/iron supplements), dehydration, insomnia, depressive and hurtful thoughts, reader doesn't talk very much in this, nicknames(Kiddo, Kid, Hun)

Word Count: 1,627

Note: I may or may not have written this with too much of myself being present… But it's fine! I also wrote this at like 2 in the morning so it's kinda rough but I just needed to get this typed out so here ya go! Also, the characters might be kinda ooc because I haven't watched any marvel movies in a little while but I've been hyper focused on fics with them lately so yea. And I am working on my tlou and tech fics, it's just hard to find the motivation to write them, but don't worry, I'm working on em.

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You were quick to notice that you stopped taking your meds. You knew that they helped you, but you couldn't get yourself to start the habit of taking them again. You wanted to, most definitely, but you couldn't. Every day was the same. Wake up, look at your meds, contemplate taking them, saying you'll take them later, go train, eat, and then not take them.

You also stopped taking them at night too. You had even set alarms so that you'd remember to take them, but it didn't help at all. Natasha was the first to notice that something was up, being the closest one with you. When she realized that something wasn't quite right, she made sure to keep a close eye on you. She was quick to pick up how dizzy you looked when you'd get up, sometimes not even being able to stay standing before you crumbled back onto the couch. You'd always play it off as if you just lost your footing but she and everyone else knew that that wasn't the case.

One morning you had gotten up much later than you had recently been getting up. When you checked the time, it was around two in the afternoon. You got up and went to the kitchen, feeling extremely hungry after forgetting, and also just not wanting dinner the night prior. When you arrived in the kitchen, Tony was there. He had kind of taken up the father role in your life.

The moment he saw that you had finally arose, he was quick to make a snarky comment in good fun, “Ah! The beast has finally awoken from their slumber, now off they go to find their beauty.”

You only roll your eyes, ignoring him. You felt exhausted, even though you got close to ten hours of sleep seeing as you fell asleep around 4 in the morning. You couldn't find anything easy to fix or that looked appetizing in the fridge or pantry so you just opted for a bottle of water that you would only take a sip or two of then leave with your other five almost full water bottles on your nightstand.

Before you could go back to the confines of your room, Tony had to ask you a question, “ Hey kiddo, did you take your meds?”

The question caught you off guard, not expecting him to ask seeing as he hasn't asked in a real long time.

“Oh yea! I, um, took them earlier but fell back asleep. Yea, that's what I did!”

You try to make it seem like you weren't lying through your teeth, but weren't very successful because of how exhausted you were. However, before Tony could confront you, you book it to your room. You hide there for the rest of the day, not coming out for Dinner. Steve had come by to tell you that dinner was ready but you told him that you weren't very hungry as you just kept your

on the book that you had your nose in. You kept your light on all night, not feeling tired.

The next morning, Nat knocked on your door around eight, coming to get you so that you could train with her. When she opened your door, she saw you laying on your back staring up at the ceiling. You looked exhausted and had dark circles under your eyes. When Bat opened the door, you flung up in surprise. You hadn't heard her knocking so you weren't expecting for the door to randomly open. You couldn't tell who it was at first because your vision went fuzzy black as your body tried to accommodate the sudden movement that you caused. Nat waited for you to acknowledge her.

When you did after a couple seconds, you looked over at the time, confused. It had just been two the last time you looked at the clock. How could it be eight all of the sudden? You were brought out of your thoughts by Natasha trying to talk to you. You zoned back in, giving her a questioning look.

“I said, are you ok? You look exhausted Hun. I came by to get ya to come train but it looks like you need to rest for a couple days.”

“Oh! No, I'm fine. Just give me a couple minutes to get ready and I'll be down and we can get to work in no time!”

She gave you a skeptical look but nodded, closing your door behind her.

When you got down to the training room, Bucky and Steve were there with Natasha. They smiled upon seeing you walk in. However, Bucky and Steve's bright smiles dropped upon looking at your figure. You were slouched, tired eyes not fully open and your eye bags were extremely dark.

Bucky was the first to point it out, “Hey Kid, you ok? You aren't looking too good.”

You only shrugged, your body aching and your throat feeling scratchy and sore for some reason.

As you're sparring with Natasha, you continuously have to stop the match because you go into coughing fits. As finish with your last coughing fit you go back to Natasha, but she's packing her stuff up.

“Wait, where are you going?” You're voice comes rather harsh and rude as you ask the red head.

“I think you should rest for the rest of the day Hun. I'll come check on you in a little while. But go take your meds and also some cough syrup and eat something.”

You didn't say anything as you grabbed your stuff and walked back to your room. This was stupid. It was just a little cold. You can still fight. You need to train. Deep down though you knew you needed to listen to her and do as she said. In the end, you don't. You go back to your room, take a sip or two of water, get a small snack and then sit down in the living room with a book.

You try to read it, but you can't stay focused for long enough to. Your mind is spiraling and racing. You kept replaying how training went. You were so pathetic. And rude. How could you be so rude? Stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid. You slam the book down onto the sofa, huffing.

You hadn't noticed that some of the others had joined you in the living room. They look up at you, surprised. They weren't used to seeing you like this. You tried to get up quickly, wanting to get away from this embarrassing situation.

The moment you get up, the world goes black, buzzing and ringing is the only thing you can hear as you collapse. You feel something picking you up and setting you down on the couch. You blink your eyes a couple times, slowly feeling sensation being restored in your body. You look around you and see that Bruce is coming over with a damp cloth and water. Nat has your head resting in her lap and Tony has your hand in his. They all look worried as they stare down at you. You hear gasped as Steve and Bucky walk in.

Questions are being thrown at you, too fast for you to comprehend. You instinctively put your hands on your ears, feeling overwhelmed. They all quiet down upon seeing this. Tony is the one to ask the questions from then on.

“Hey, it's ok. We're sorry, didn't mean to overwhelm ya like that. Can ya sit up?”

You nodded, feeling embarrassed now. Tony nodded and Nat helped you sit up, allowing you to lean against her.

“Ok, drink some water, you're ok,” Tony hands you the water that Bruce had brought over as Bruce is wiping your face with the cold damp cloth.

“Ya feeling better?”

“Ya, I'm fine.”

“Have you been taking your meds, kid?”Tony doesn't hold back, knowing what it looks like when you don't take the meds that have been helping you produce what your body needs.

You sheepishly look down at your hands that are fidgeting in your lap. You inhale sharply before shaking your head no.

They all sigh, Natasha being the one to talk this time, “Why haven't you been taking your meds, Hun?”

“I-I just don't want to… I don't like the feeling.”

They looked at each other, wondering what to say. As they look at each other, you go to stand up, but they make sure that you don't get up.

“Sit down now and rest,” Bucky's voice comes from behind you, his hands still on your shoulders.

“I'm sorry…” Your voice comes out in a whisper.

“You're forgiven kiddo, but ya gotta start taking your meds again.” Steve comes over and sits on the other side of you as he speaks.

“I know.”

“How bout I take my medication with ya? God knows that I haven't been taking it as much as I should be,” Tony chuckles as he tries to negotiate with you.

You didn't know if it would actually help you but you were open to the idea.

“Good, drink some more water. Now what do you want to watch? Hm? TV's all yours,” Tony stood up, giving you the TV remote as everyone decided to sit down on the couch.

You picked your comfort movie as you snuggled up with Steve and Nat. Tony had gotten you some actual food, and by the time the movie was over, you had drank all the water, ate all the food, fell asleep, and almost everyone else had fallen asleep as well. You felt safe with the people that cared about you all around you. You knew that this would be a journey, but you also knew that you weren't alone.

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Natasha’s Fucking Couch

Well I didn’t make a bingo but let me tell you I’ve had a damn blast coming up with this trash. I hope you get some enjoyment out of it too!

Rating: E Summary: When Natasha decided to move into the tower she knew she needed to add her own style to the pre-furnished apartment. The first thing she set her eyes on was a red couch. The real relationship in this story is Natasha and her couch and the memories she makes on it!

B3 - Natasha, Steve & Clint have a movie night I2 - Natasha & Steve share an ex, Bucky I5 - Nat’s tower mate Vision tried his best N3 - A relaxing free space G3 - Guardian threesome O2 - Bruce helps Nat get her new couch in place O5 - Nat and Sam do some bonding

(Do you like references to the TV show F-R-I-E-N-D-S? If not maybe skip this post...)

Check out the full post on AO3

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NO SPOILERS, INFINITY WAR REVIEW

ok so i just got back from watching infinity war, and i’m sobbing. obviously, i’m not going to spoil anything because #thanosdemandsyoursilence. but it was such a greatly done movie. somehow they were able to balance all those characters into one movie. there was definitely some dark moments but there was also so many witty and funny moments. i was never expecting anything that happened to happen, i was on the edge of my seat the whole time. no even joking, crying 20 seconds into the movie. marvel definitely did us dirty, but kinda made up for it with the one end credit (after the credits scroll). i’m still in shock from what i just saw. honestly i never want to see that movie again, but i’m going to watch it again tomorrow so it’s basically a suicide mission for me. now i’m going to take a bunch of advil for my pounding headache from crying so much.

^me the entire time