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tony: ARE YOU—

natasha: fucking

tony: KIDDING ME?! YOU—

natasha: fucking

tony: IDIOT!

bruce: …what was that?

natasha: steve banned tony from swearing so i’m helping him out

natasha: what became clearer as you got older?

yelena: why the grinch wanted to live alone with his dog

steve: there are three ways to resolve conflict

natasha: gun

bucky: knife

tony: blackmail

steve: why do i even bother

natasha: how's having your own actual kids going?

pepper: horrible. i never knew someone could cry so much. it never stops

natasha: oh, well, the kid will grow out of it eventually, right?

pepper: oh no, the kid's great. she hardly ever cries

natasha: then who’s—

tony, sobbing from morgan’s room: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

natasha: why is sam so smiley?

sam: c’mon, can’t i just be happy?

steve: bucky tripped and fell in the parking lot

tony: can you keep a secret?

natasha: do you know anything about my personal life?

tony: good point

natasha: sometimes i feel like i’m the smartest person here

natasha: and i’m always right

clint: don't let nat fool you. she's not that scary. she used to do ballet

tony: no way

natasha: which gave me the physical skills i need to strangle you with my feet

natasha: i hate him

yelena: me too

natasha: …you don’t even know who i’m talking about

yelena: solidarity

tony: i think we’re missing something

steve: teamwork?

natasha: cohesion?

bruce: a general sense of what we’re doing?

tony: okay team, let’s synchronize our watches

thor: i don’t know what that means

natasha: i don’t have a watch

clint: time is a construct

tony: why can't we just leave morgan at home with nat? she’s definitely old enough to babysit—

pepper: because nat’s idea of babysitting morgan is “making sure she survives”

tony: hey, nat, who’s more attractive? me or cap?

natasha: it’s a tie

tony: really?

natasha: yeah

natasha: you both lose

tony: you know archaic latin?

natasha: i got bored with classical latin

tony:

tony: you know normal latin?

natasha: yeah, someone from my knitting club taught me

tony: YOU HAVE A KNITTING CLUB???

yelena: i would take a bullet for mac & cheese

kate: who the fuck would shoot a bowl of mac & cheese

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Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow

Marvel Cinematic Universe (2010-2021)

i'm gonna miss her so bad

Natasha Romanoff in Black Widow (2021) | dir. Cate Shortland