The Odyssey - Tumblr Posts
I just want to reread the odyssey in English, because I read in my first language, but it's super hard to be serious while reading when Odysseus called himself one nose (nobody in Hebrew)
In my odyssey to become to become the nowadays girl version Odysseus, i did two important things:
1. I made ppl think I'm smart, but I count with my hands and forget words in my first language
2. Sometimes I just hold my little siblings (5yo, 8yo) and throw them on the floor when they annoy me (not throwing infents from the wall of troy, but, you know...)
I also got lost in London once, but that was my mother's fault
ok, but, what if ill also write one about the odyssey, and the actoress of penelope's name is helen cause why not
and then ody and peny will fell in love cause its them in any univers
What if I write a book about actors that play in a TV show about the iliad, and then the actors of achilles and pat start dating
What if
Just bought the iliad for 6.6 dollars
Probably the best day in my life since last week cause my grandpa bought me the Odyssey
nobody: literally nobody: odyseus: *suffering* me: sending my friend all of what happaned in the odyssey after zeus because she started listening to epic
sorry nyx @nyxsolangelo 🥲
The tree is wired, and i think I can do better, but I'm kinda happy about this
Sometimes I'm like "Odysseus is an idiot, why did athena liked him so much"
And athena is like "i dont understand it either"
Take all the boys in my class, add all of their friends, and you have a stupider version of Odysseus' crew
Easy
*after getting back to ithaca*
REAL penelope: jump in the water and kiss me♥️
Odysseus: you know I'm afraid of the water😰
Penny: no? Since whan?
Ody:
Ody: *starts crying cause trauma*
homer at the beggining of the iliad and odyssey is just like my brother and i whan we were yonger and wanted our mother to tell us a story
like, "tell me about this man, but he was super angry cause reasons. and apollon is like pio pio, and this other guy is like 'i miss my wife"
ody
odysseus
king of ithaca
father of telemachus
son of lartes
hermes is your grandfather
what the fuck
I just love the relationship between a man and his dog
"Oh yeah, i like calypso :)" we're not friends anymore
My greek mythology shelf! I have more place, so i need more greek plays (its easy maths)
Odysseus "shes so out of my league" of ithaca and penelope "im so out of his league how did i even fell for him (with in love look on her face)" of ithaca
I saw a store named ithaca in the way to the bus, but any time im not home im still lost
Ody holding baby Ctimene
(I know it looks horrible, i used an old photo of me and my brother as a reference)