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6 years ago

Romeo: Netfix and chill?

Juliet: Netflix and kill?


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6 years ago

“‘Cause darling I’m a nightmare dressed like a gay dream.”

— Viola to Olivia, Twelfth Night


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6 years ago

Hamlet: Man delights not me—

Horatio: That’s not what you said last night, my lord.

Rosencrantz and Guildestern: WHAT.


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6 years ago

Queen Gertrude: “Hamlet, Ophelia has died”

Hamlet: “This is so sad, Laertes play despacito”


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6 years ago

“Who needs a soulmate anyway? My soulmate will be books! …Oh god I’m so lonely.”

-Hamlet


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6 years ago

So much Hamlet shipping going on right now.

So Horatio is a girl and totally in love with Hamlet and Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are obviously a gay couple. I am so pleased right now.


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6 years ago

Claudius: Which one of you is in charge?

Guildenstern: Me-

Rosencrantz: Whoever yells the loudest.


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6 years ago

shakespeare summarized badly

A Midsummer Night's Dream: doing weird shit at 2 am

Hamlet: dramatic gay makes tough choices

Romeo and Juliet: "hating dear old mom and daA-A-A-D"

Much Ado About Nothing: dear god they're oblivious

Twelfth Night: gender is irrelevant


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6 years ago

Rosencrantz: You’re my best friend. Last year we shared a tooth brush!

Guildenstern: I was not… aware of that.

Rosencrantz: Well, we did.


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6 years ago

Guildenstern: The can opener is broken.

Rosencrantz: So I guess now it’s a…can’t opener!

Guildenstern:

Guildenstern: I hate that I love you.


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6 years ago

Horatio: Hamlet, you’re gonna hate yourself in the morning if you keep staying up this late.

Hamlet: Jokes on you. I’m going to hate myself in the morning no matter what.


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6 years ago

Ophelia: So… Hamlet… Do you have a crush on someone??

Hamlet: The only crush I have is crushing anxiety.


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6 years ago

An AU of Othello where everything is the same except Othello is named Brothello.


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6 years ago

Hamlet: I can’t believe you and Ros broke the bed last night!

Guildenstern: Heh, yea…

Hamlet: Must have been pretty wild.

Guildenstern: Uhh…

[Previous night]

Rosencrantz: Bet you can’t jump high enough to touch the ceiling!!

Guildenstern: Try me, bitch!


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6 years ago

Horatio: doctor Horatio, phd!

Rosencrantz: what does the phd stand for?

Hamlet: pretty handsome dude.


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6 years ago
Viola/Cesario Moodboard For @eye-think-way-too-much

Viola/Cesario moodboard for @eye-think-way-too-much


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6 years ago

“Dearest Horatio: By the time you read this, I’ll be dead. This is how I think it’s gonna happen: Laertes will stab me, then I’ll stab Laertes, then Gertrude will drink from the cup poisoned by Claudius. Then, I’ll go over and stab Claudius and give the crown to Fortinbras. Love: Hamlet. P.S.: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern were beheaded in England.”


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5 years ago

HAMLET IN A NUTSHELL

Claudius/Polonius/Laertes/The Whole World Pretty Much: HAMLET NO

Hamlet: HAMLET MAYBE


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5 years ago

Guildenstern: Ros and I have the kind of chemistry where we finish each other’s-

Rosencrantz: -sentences!

Guildenstern: Don’t interrupt me.


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5 years ago

Hamlet: *stabs Laertes* I forgive you!

Laertes: THAT’S NOT HOW FORGIVENESS WORKS!!


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