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Hamlet: Ask me why I love you.
Horatio: Why do you love me, my lord?
Hamlet: *pulls out a 200 slide presentation* I’m glad you asked.
I’ve only seen one post that compares hamlet/horatio’s relationship and rosencrantz/guildenstern’s for comedic reasons and it’s so sad because it is such funny content
Michael Benz as Horatio and Jack Hawkins as Hamlet in rehearsal for Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, Chichester Festival Theatre, 2011
Horatio: My lord, please just look me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth.
Hamlet: Impossible. No man can look at you and be straight.
Grocery Run
“I told you that you didn’t all have to come!” Annalise giggled.
“Nah, don’t worry about it,” Rosencrantz said, “I needed to find some stuff anyway.”
“Yeah, same,” Guildenstern chimed in.
They had borrowed the large truck from the castle, and had piled in. It probably wasn’t legal or safe to have four people in the back of a truck, but Horatio had let it slide as long as they let him drive.
Hamlet and Ophelia had brought a blanket, and were cuddling under it. Guildenstern and Rosencrantz had stuffed themselves back there too. Annalise was sitting in the front next to Horatio, checking her list of ingredients she still needed. She made amazing Christmas cookies every year for them, and had forgotten to get enough for them all, since Rosencrantz and Guildenstern didn’t usually come.
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Thy “ex” and thy... “current romantic interest,” my lord!!? Prithee elaborate!
Ophiliac and Whore radio
Christopher Plummer (Hamlet) Michael Caine (Horatio) 1964
Sooo I ship Hamlet/Horatio/Ophelia and I saw you were talking about triads and I was wondering what you think of H2O (like the water chem formula thing) as a ship name?
Oh my god. Congratulations, I can’t decide if this is brilliant or horrible because of what happens to Ophelia. I’m gonna go with both. That’s amazing.
Police: You’re under arrest for attempting to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Hamlet: Wait, did you say three?
Police: Yes, three.
Rosencrantz: Oh my god.
Guildenstern: HORATIO FUCKING FELL OFF.
Hamlet can be very irritating
Guildenstern: God, Hamlet is driving me insane.
Rosencrantz: He can be quite annoying when he wants to be. Don’t you think Horatio?
Horatio: *studying, distracted* No, no, I love prince Hamlet.
Guildenstern: Well now!
Rosencrantz: I don’t believe we’ve ever heard that before.
Horatio: I mean… I’m sorry, what did you ask me again?
Rosencrantz: If you find Hamlet irritating.
Horatio: No, of course I don’t! I- I enjoy being… around him. Academically, you know, he is always… stimulating.
Rosencrantz:
Guildenstern:
Horatio: Not in the erotic sense of the word!
So.
Originally I said I was going to live read Jesus Christ Boy Detective. And I’m still going to do that, I promise. But a few nights ago while me and my lovely girlfriend @thinkofaugust were looking at terrible Hamlet spin offs on kindle, she found this-
And my lovely amazing girlfriend who is very, very good to was kind enough to let me take this one, because she is a sweetheart and I love her.
Y’all it’s been a minute since I did a live read of anything Hamlet related. This is going to be interesting. But yeah, I promise I’ll do Jesus Christ Boy Detective at a later date. For now, I’ll be tagging all posts and reblogs of this as ‘amh live read’, and you can read it chronologically, sans reblogs, in my ‘live read tag’ .
Niels... What a beautiful name 😿
I’m sorry w h a t
hamlet: ophelia
ophelia: hamlet
hamlet: horatio horatio horatio uwu
horatio: hamlet hamlet hamlet uwu
the ghost: we stan a bi legend girls