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PHI IS JUST A RATIO
9/30 So this girl named Jasmine stops by the therapist's office. He is surprised to see her and can't help wondering "jasmine? last person I thought would check in" and she's all "oh it's nothing there's just this little question."
She continues to explain how she regularly gets mistaken as another person everywhere she goes. on the carpets, she swears people think she's kyla. And at events, they want to take photos with keke. she wanted it to stop. Later she realized if people needed someone else, then she could make someone else the star.
The therapist frowns. not because others now think they've nailed it, but because fans usually hang out far away from reality. The therapist slowly replies about weird things happening for a reason, and in addition, there's no reason to be right about everything all the time. She rolls her eyes and seems bummed out by that explanation.
"uh that can't be right, at least a professional should agree. mm, berries!! I mean, facts , right? otherwise anything could be a hoax! and the wasps could come out of hiding! there's a good chance of that."
Jasmine then shows off cat skills to the amazement of her therapist. Weeks afterwards she receives a cat-figurine in the mail. Along with the kitty cat comes some flyers, which covered medical prescriptions tackling cat-related non-binary needs. She tears them all up easily, and binges Young Rock instead.