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I’m sorry but HARVEY GUILLEN posting on Instagram the sexiest bloody selfie and getting our hopes up on this sensual/intimate biting scene and then watching the actual scene is freaking so funny to me cuz nothing about it is remotely sensual.
Plus the scene of Guillermo starting the story on Nandor’s room and then hitting us with a messy, hilarious, and super bloody story on how derek bit him just sent me jshdsgdsgd.
they’re all sharing one braincell most of the time guillermo has it, occasionally lazlo, maybe even nadja, rarely Nandor and sometimes no one has it.
Guillermo "you guys are being real sloppy about your vampirism" de la Cruz talking about his turning in the back of a fucking Uber.
Hese getting there somehow
Ok so while I was watching 5.01, I noticed in the scene where they’re at the restaurant and Nandor is talking about the idea of having to kill Guillermo if he gets turned by somebody else, the scene is shot with Laszlo positioned in between Guillermo and Nandor
I noticed it in my first watching, but I didn’t really know what to make of it besides the very obvious schism in their relationship. I did lock it in the back of my brain though, since the show runners do tend to frame shots in specific ways, and I didn’t think it was a coincidence that Laszlo just happened to be in the way
But NOW, we have the end of episode 2 where Laszlo finds out about Guillermo’s turning and tries to help him, and we ALSO have the teaser for episode 3 with Nandor bitching about Laszlo and Guillermo hanging out more.
So uh… this may be a bit of a stretch, but given how this scene is very specifically about how Nandor would have to kill Guillermo if he went to get turned by someone else, I think Laszlo’s going to play an important part in that. I like to imagine that it would be coming to Guillermo’s defense, but given how unpredictable this show could be, it could just be him walking in on them trying to kill each other and saying “so, you COULD do that, OR we could just have a threesome and go on with our day”
Something about Nadja mentioning trying to lose her virginity multiple times on a beach in Antipaxos in episode 2
Something about Nadja's ghost wanting to lose her virginity too this season (meaning Nadja never had sex before she was a vampire), as seen from the trailers
Something about her relationship with her Sire, The Baron, knowing they had/have a sexual relationship and that he was most likely the one she lost her virginity to
Something about how Guillermo's turning is framed as a metaphor for his first time having sex
Something about her and Guillermo having time to possibly talk about all this in episode 5
Just waiting for Nandor to use his wishes for some dumb shit or make a wish that mess everything up that involves Guillermo and having an an intense argument where it ends up forcing them to tell they're feelings and shit.
Is no one gonna talk about why Nadja is looking for a spouse??? Like in the trailer she was in a bunch of these dates and mentioned a small simple dowry and she's all theirs??? Like what was that about?? Did something happen with her and Lazlo?I know they have an open relationship but they have never like wanted to have another wife/husband, Or is this just one of those stupid one brain cells solutions of hers for the curse and has something to do with being more open and stuff? or did i miss something? Can someone please explainnn
can we talk about how some people are saying ‘What we do in the shadow’ is queerbaiting??? like all the characters except collin robinson (cuz i aint really sure on what he is) are queer people. So like how can it be queer baiting when they are actual canon queer people in the show.
like nandor and guillermo not ending up together as a couple isnt queer baiting. Its explicitly said by guillermo that he’s gay by coming out to his family and dating freddy, Nadja and lazlo are very open about dating and sleeping with both men and women and even have an open relationship themselves, Nandor is explicit about liking both men and women (i.e. being married to men and women) and like almost all the vampire are explicitly not straight in fact I think the being straight or being only attractive to one gender is seen as something bizarre or unusual to them, even polyamory seems pretty common among them too and like idk that has just been something that is very much implied.
the level of pettiness and dedication Nandor has, is so funny. What’s funnier is its all because Guillermo has not been paying attention to him lately and now he has to go to space and impress him about how great he is.....
Sean and charmaine giving the biggest ‘theyre a little confused, but they got the spirit” vibes and Im here for it.
lazlo’s beach day is so beautiful, for the first time in years he was able to go out to the sun enjoy a day in the beach, catch a fish, piss on some teens and draw penis in the sand. im sobbing
no cuz did guillermo actually ran naked on the treadmill??? How did Lazlo get so much of his sweat to make it into a sunscreen???
I love Nandor’s thought process, like Guillermo didn’t even say anything about the space thing and just nodded along, infact it was Lazlo who was disagreeing, but in his head he was like Guillermo doesn’t believe me and therfore i shall prove it otherwise, so he went to space to IMPRESS Guillermo, then when he was up there, he was like “ Why did Guillermo make me do this?” like SIR IT WAS YOU.
Like he was convinced that Guillermo was being seduced by Lazlo’s intelligence rather than strength(him), so he started talking about how being strong is superior to being smart.
like Nandor dude you seem pretty whipped on Guillermo.
Wwdits pulling a voldemort and squirrel head, freaky friday shit isnt even the most unexpected thing to ever happen in this episode...
no thoughts just Nandor and his ‘eyyyy im bein’ gay over ‘ere’’ shirt, that he probably tucked or folded inside to make it a crop top...
Nandor crashing, LITERALLY CRASHING A PRIDE EVENT FROM OUTER SPACE NAKED TO IMPRESS GUILLERMO, will never not be funny for me.
okay but Nandor not even realizing he was jealous of Lazlo and guillermo hanging out, and was just like lazlo is jealous of me having a familliar like Guillermo so he’s trying to take him using his intelligence and being like “sorry what?” when guillermo pointed out if he was going to space just to impress him and having his little moment on the interview if he was doing it just to impresss guillermo and then realizing YES, YES HE IS is just so stupid and so himbo of him and we love him
get yourself a man who would go to space to impress you and get your attention cuz you started hanging out with his roommate more then crash the first pride event you attended by falling out of the sky naked from flying out of space
lets talk about Guillermo just chilling in his makeshift coffin- footlocker-bed end box thingy that was given to him by nandor, like does he just sit there and hang out most of the time? does he actually sleep there? does the others notice? if they did what did they think? if Nandor notice does he just think guillermo likes it so much he just sits there?
no thoughts just two neurodivergent vampires counting rice...