Im Sorry But HARVEY GUILLEN Posting On Instagram The Sexiest Bloody Selfie And Getting Our Hopes Up On

I’m sorry but HARVEY GUILLEN posting on Instagram the sexiest bloody selfie and getting our hopes up on this sensual/intimate biting scene and then watching the actual scene is freaking so funny to me cuz nothing about it is remotely sensual. 

Plus the scene of Guillermo starting the story on Nandor’s room and then hitting us with a messy, hilarious, and super bloody story on how derek bit him just sent me jshdsgdsgd.

scream

they’re all sharing one braincell most of the time guillermo has it, occasionally lazlo, maybe even nadja, rarely Nandor and sometimes no one has it.

Guillermo "you guys are being real sloppy about your vampirism" de la Cruz talking about his turning in the back of a fucking Uber.

im freaking excited for ep 3, hints of lazlo and guillermo trying to figure out whats happening to him, Nandor noticing but being a himbo he is completely missing the point on why theyre spending more time together, and possibly being kinda jealous. Sean’s pride parade and just More sean moments in general. Plus the Guide and Nadja’s progress.

you should just rewatch good omens

Yeah, I'd probably just do that.

Just a thought but is the reason Guillermo is having a slow transformation cuz of his Van helsing blood? or maybe its because of his guilt or as he said to nandor ‘wasnt ready yet’ to be a vampire thats preventing him from being able to fully turn into a vampire. Or maybe HEAR ME OUT maybe he somehow turns out to be like a new kind of vampire or something like if you think about it he really got the best of being a vampire without the weaknesses.