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2 weeks ago

Maybe the goyim are antisemetic because they know that we are gatekeeping osem mini soup mandel from them.


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2 weeks ago

Not "shake a lemon angrily at G-d" week, but rather;

Gather a citron, an ancient fruit predating the cultivation of lemon. Notice how it has a wonderful aroma, and consider how its flesh is edible. This represents the Jew who is both learned in Judaism and who exhibits kindness and good deeds.

Now gather the closed frond at the center of a palm tree. Consider how sweet the dates of the palm taste, but how the frond exhibits no strong smell like the citron. This represents the Jew who is learned in Judaism, but who does not practice the compassion in the many texts they studied.

Now gather at least three branches from a myrtle bush. Take in the refreshing scent oozing from the branches' thick leaves, but see how it does not bear fruit. This represents the Jew who is not learned in Judaism, but whose good character and actions are exceptional.

Finally, gather two branches from the somber willow. While mighty and enveloping, the willow exhibits no strong aroma, nor does it produce fruit. This represents the Jew who is neither learned in Judaism nor kind in character and deeds.

Appreciate the various textures and shapes of these four species. Feel the weight of them in your hand. Value how different in so many aspects each of them are.

Take them all in your hands, and bind them together like an embrace. Point them in all the corners of the earth- South, North, East, heavenward, downward, and West. Think of all your Jewish brethren scattered around the world, and bring your precious bundle back to your heart with every direction you send it to. Contemplate the place of every Jew in your community, the Etrog, the Lulav, the Hadas, and the Arava, for they all belong.

This is the meaning of Sukkot: coming back to our roots and our bare essence. Erect a temporary dwelling in reminiscence of your wandering ancestors. Come together under the stars, as exposed and unguarded as when we first walked the earth. Welcome guests into your makeshift home, be they family, friends, or the spirits of founding ancestors passed. Surround yourself in your community- and bring it all back to your heart.


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2 weeks ago

Basically this shit is a "maybe he was" at best but they state it like its a fact because they know people won't actually read the article. Great. Super excited for a new form of "the jews ran the slave trade" blood libel

a lot bugs me about the "christopher colombus was secretly jewish" thing thats been making the news.

primarily the timing of it: in a time where antisemitism is rising, where many are considering jews to be (primarily white and european) colonizers, here is one of the most famous colonizers of all, christopher colombus, a secret (always secret; those sneaks) jew!

but besides that, there's something very obvious to anyone that knows judaism: dna doesn't make someone jewish. the primary 'evidence' for colombus being jewish is dna (which, while it is most likely his, it may not be). every article's quotation is this:

"And both in the Y chromosome (male) and in the mitochondrial DNA (transmitted by the mother) of Hernando there are traits compatible with Jewish origin."

"traits compatible with jewish origin". its a very vague term. it doesn't really impart a solid understanding that colombus is jewish; and him being jewish, from what i can tell, also contradicts past understanding of his origin (genoa) as well as his actions (forced conversion of native americans, a deep connection and religiosity based in christianity).

even if this dna evidence is correct, however, him having jewish heritage does not make him jewish. saying that he is jewish based solely on dna reflects a blood-based understanding of jewish identity that echoes back to antisemitic purges like the holocaust. saying that he, a deeply catholic / christian person, is jewish erases colombus' actual faith, and states that personal choice / conversion / professed beliefs are inferior to having jewish blood.

the fun part is, this isn't even a new antisemitic lie / exaggeration. even back in 2012, cnn has been trying to claim that colombus was jewish. his colonization of america was actually all part of his plan to get money to take back jerusalem. it also includes other arguments, like that him leaving money to charitable causes in his will is a sign of judaism.

Was Columbus secretly a Jew? | CNN
CNN
Charles Garcia says scholarly research suggest that the explorer was seeking to find a safe haven for Jews who were persecuted in Spain.

there's also a paper that discusses this, and how its much, much older than even 2012. i havent verified it, but it may be useful reading for some; it also mentions that the theory gained popularity in the 1930s as the 'jewish question' "was very much on the public mind".

https://www.brandeis.edu/hornstein/sarna/americanjewishcultureandscholarship/Archive6/ColumbusandtheJews.pdf


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2 weeks ago

Then perish

Staying Classy, Rockland!

Staying classy, Rockland!


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2 weeks ago

United Nations General Assembly Resolution 194

1995 Honda Odyssey 140 hp


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2 weeks ago

I love you hashem you are so funny

Hashem Said "what If I Do The Funniest Thing Possible" And Then Did It

Hashem said "what if i do the funniest thing possible" and then did it


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2 weeks ago

Fuck you

*shaves the beard off of your favorite old man rabbi*


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2 weeks ago

These are my blorbos

fuck it, rabbis looking at giant etrogim photo dump

Fuck It, Rabbis Looking At Giant Etrogim Photo Dump
Fuck It, Rabbis Looking At Giant Etrogim Photo Dump
Fuck It, Rabbis Looking At Giant Etrogim Photo Dump
Fuck It, Rabbis Looking At Giant Etrogim Photo Dump
Fuck It, Rabbis Looking At Giant Etrogim Photo Dump
Fuck It, Rabbis Looking At Giant Etrogim Photo Dump
Fuck It, Rabbis Looking At Giant Etrogim Photo Dump
Fuck It, Rabbis Looking At Giant Etrogim Photo Dump
Fuck It, Rabbis Looking At Giant Etrogim Photo Dump
Fuck It, Rabbis Looking At Giant Etrogim Photo Dump
Fuck It, Rabbis Looking At Giant Etrogim Photo Dump
Fuck It, Rabbis Looking At Giant Etrogim Photo Dump
Fuck It, Rabbis Looking At Giant Etrogim Photo Dump
Fuck It, Rabbis Looking At Giant Etrogim Photo Dump

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1 week ago

HOLY SHIT HE'S DEAD

ALMOST A FULL YEAR AFTER OCT 7TH AND HES DEAD

ITS A SUKKOS MIRACLE


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10 months ago

I just had to share this Kosher Beef with ya’ll! Happy first night of Hannukkah! 🕎

I was searching for some pretty Hanukkah gifs to schedule a post tomorrow wishing my Jewish followers Happy Hanukkah and I found a fit/shape/body building site that posted this

I Was Searching For Some Pretty Hanukkah Gifs To Schedule A Post Tomorrow Wishing My Jewish Followers

And I thought to myself, I simply must show my Jewish followers fit Menorah Man


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9 months ago

Authentic Jewish Bagels

Authentic Jewish Bagels

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1 month ago
Mara Grinberg Exceptional Pianist
Mara Grinberg Exceptional Pianist
Mara Grinberg Exceptional Pianist
Mara Grinberg Exceptional Pianist

María Grinberg exceptional pianist


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1 year ago

One thing I love about Judaism is that long involved conversations about things like “can a zombie attend shul?” or “can i use my pet dragon to light candles on shabbat?” or “is meat from a replicator kosher?” are seen as completely normal.


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1 year ago

The Torah is hilarious because one moment you read a passage illustrating how the upcoming king is the best person to ever walk the earth, and a couple chapters in he is starting a civil war because his soldier is more popular than him. (I'm talking about Shaul)


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9 months ago

David: Oh no, my nemesis's son, my current enemy, is dead! Oh, the Tragedy! Yoav, how could you?? D':

Also David: *ordered said assassination*

David: Oh No, My Nemesis's Son, My Current Enemy, Is Dead! Oh, The Tragedy! Yoav, How Could You?? D':

Stay yourself, stay curious


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8 months ago

Does anybody know what Purim is? It's a Jewish holiday involving costumes.

Anyway, I'll be Tyler Durden this year 🔥‼️

Does Anybody Know What Purim Is? It's A Jewish Holiday Involving Costumes.

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