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No Strings (Master List)
Author: kpopfanfictrash
Pairing: You / Jimin
Rating: 18+ (smut)
Status: Complete
Summary: It started off as such a simple question. How to know if you’re bad in bed? Of course when you asked, you didn’t imagine Jimin would actually answer.
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I disagree with people defending the Chameleon's Backstory
So when Kung Fu Panda 4 came out there was a lot of mixed reception from fans. Some hated it, some liked it or loved it, and others found it fine.
Personally, I think it's fine, I don't hate but I don't like it either. It could've been worse and could've been better.
One thing that always bugs me about fans defending the chameleon's backstory is that keep mentioning the shorts and one animator saying not all dojos were as excepting. Which I have several issues.
1. We don't know if the shorts are canon or not. The shorts are character backstories. Especially in the secrets of the Furious Five and secrets of the scrolls. Fans would mention how some of the dojos didn't accept or respect certain species. They bring up Crane not being accepted because he is skinny and looks weak. That sure is fair enough. But the thing is in the same short we have Mantis kicking ass! Now we don't know much about how Mantis learned Kung Fu. This is another thing I'm skeptical of in the shorts especially Secrets of the Furious Five, as it was Po telling the stories as lessons to kids. So we don't know how accurate they are.
Then we have the secrets of the scrolls. People also brought up but it doesn't make sense as an argument. Like Shifu is a master and he's also small. We even see other Red Panda masters. People say when he gets mad at the five as an example. But people missed the point, He was not mad because they were different species, he's mad because they weren't the people he asked for.
My rule is if it ain't in the actual movie then it ain't canon or brought up at all. Unless DreamWorks actually says they are canon but they haven't. Btw I like the shorts but I wouldn't take them too seriously.
2. People keep bringing up one animator on Twitter who says that not all dojos are as accepting as the Jade Palace. That would've been fine but like, the issue is that it's one animator.
We haven't heard from the others and not even the writers. Also, they said that Secrets of the Scrolls is canon. But my criticism is that she only worked on the fourth movie and not the previous ones. Unless it's her personal opinion or headcanon. But like I said if it ain't in the movie it dosnet count. I wouldn't mind it if we saw a flashback to see it happen, but we never did.
Edit: I should also mention that there might be biases, as it is an actual animator, so of course they would defend their work but there is also a Kung Fu Panda fan. I do not hate Abbey btw, I just think we shouldn't take their word for it. The context was someone asking who would defeat Death from The Last Wish and the Chameleon, Abbey tried to explain it and gave a backstory that was never in the film. As a KFP fan, she used the shorts to explain it.
Now, as I said, there's nothing wrong with that; I just have an issue with certain fans using it to explain the chameleons' backstory. Especially since it's only one person saying it.
3. Even if the dojos were rejected just because of her size. It still doesn't make sense because we already have canonically small masters. Like we literally have a Master Rat that leads an army. We knew this because we the army's battle helmet at the Jade Palace in the third movie.
Heck, even in 4 Po mentions a Master Chipmunk. So how unlucky does the Chameleon to find the right dojo? There are probably dojos out there who specifically train small animals. Heck we even saw them in Secrets of the Scrolls of red panda masters (I know I just repeated myself)
So that's why I disagree with some fans. I feel like there trying to make it sense in their heads which is fine, but they acted as if were in the movie? Like in the film Chameleons just said she was rejected because was small and lowly. Nothing else to flesh it.
So that was my rant and stuff. I gotta go to bed. Sorry for any grammar mistakes.
May I please request only the silliest, most goofy, absolutely inconsequentiallr ridiculous headcannon you have have for TMA characters and/or the universe as a whole
Okay, THIS IS A HARD ONE BECAUSE MOST OF MY HCS ARE BASICALLY JUST SILLY LITTLE QUIRKS I THINK SOME RANDOM CHARACTER HAS, BUT—
Michael eats crayons. Pastels to be more accurate. For no reason at all.
They don't taste different for It. In fact, they don't taste at all because the sense of 'taste' It's something that Michael doesn't understand in the same way in eons of existence.
It likes the colors, but not necessarily in a synesthesic enough way to want to eat them. But It still does. It eats them.
One might think it is to cause discomfort in general public, but it is not.
Except when It is.
The disgust of seeing someone consuming something that was not made for it is certainly a source of disgust for many... But that's not who Michael targets. No... It's not 'disgust' It is looking for.
It's horror. The purest, most grotesque and utterly viceral terror that only one type of being can provide to It...
Traditional artists.
The look on their faces every time Michael does it... All the shine fading from their eyes as they watch 200 pounds worth of quality material just disappearing in front of their eyes when they didn't even get the sensation of carefully peeling the protection plastic...
Oh yes. Just perfect.
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Oh, also because It likes the crunchiness if it. Makes It's teeth happy.
[Or, if you wanna be simplistic about it: Michael eats crayons —mostly— to scare traditional artists because there is no greater torment than good material being wasted]
error should brush his teeth
they yellow asf
I bet that mofo’s breath stinks from eating all that chocolate
dirty ass hoe
Man, i CANNOT draw- this sucks- oh well lol
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aRtPG!!!
A template/tag game thingy I made!! Because who doesn’t want to be part of an RPG
First image is template, second is a quick example :3
I might do a full one of my own later
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My OCs turning into Human/Non-human:
Amasa: He had never felt tired before in his life. It was strange but he didn't think anything of it, deciding to just see if a short nap would help. A quick 30 minutes turned into all day. As he slowly blinked back to the waking world and sat up in his bed, he was shocked to see the room pitch black. Groggy and no feeling of refresh in his body, he made his way to the bathroom. The sight in the mirror caused him to jump back; his eyes were light brown instead of their usual black. He didn't remember changing them when he awoke. He tried to change them back but to no ivail. He then tried to teleport himself to get help but went nowhere. He stared down at his own hands in disbelief. "What the fuck is happening...?"
AJ: She hated being human and would beg Lucifer to let his father change her. Of course, his answer was always a hard no. AJ eventually stopped asking but it wouldn't stop her from dreaming of being a demon. One day, as she went about her usual business taking care of the kids and house, she noticed her back hurt more than usual and that any appetite or tiredness alluded her. It was strange but her demon boyfriend was out on a quick job so she couldn't ask for help. As she was complaining about the days events to her oldest daughter, she sneezed; two white, bird like wings sprouted from her back. Her daughters gasp made her look back and scream. Shooting to her feet, she did her best to look back at her new appendages. "What the hell are these? When did I fucking get wings??"
Samuel: Being a hybrid he still had his human tendencies, like eating and sleeping. He hated having to care for his human side and always wished his mother wasn't human so he wouldn't be cursed at half power. Granted he took his frustration out on innocent humans rather than his own mother. Regardless, his human girlfriend made sure he took care of himself. Unlike today, as he passed out with her on his bed after fighting sleep for a few days. He woke up before her an hour or so later. He felt different but couldn't put his finger on why exactly. Being too lazy to walk to the kitchen, he went to teleport himself there; in his bed he stayed. He immediately became angered at his powers not working and tried again and again and again. Each time he failed making him more and more angry. He finally tapped her awake, trying not to be rough in doing so. "Baby. Baby girl, get up. Somethings fucking wrong and I'm about to lose my goddamn mind."
Melanie: She didn't mind either side of her heritage; both seemed okay to her. Her brother always bugged her to 'pick a side' but she never really wanted to. To her, each side had its perks and downsides. So when she went to practice her magic with her uncle and nothing was working even the slightest bit, she was confused more than angry. Excusing herself to see if maybe relaxing would help, she made her way to the bathroom. Her reflection in a hallway window caught her attention. She stopped and backed up a few steps to look at herself; both of her eyes were brown. No longer mismatched as they had been since she was born. She stared at her reflection in confusion as she called out calmly "Nick, come here a minute... I need you to see this"
Minhyuk: He always felt out of place among his siblings. He and Kyungah the only 2 out of 7 that were fully human. He tried not to let it bother him and focus his energy on his computer. He usually spent time working on his music or gaming, the hours always getting away from him. He could very easily pull all nighters without even noticing and tonight was no different. He didn't even notice two days ticked by and he hadn't eaten or slept as he sat by himself. It wasn't until he got an achievement in his game for "48 hours continus play" that he finally got up. How had he spent 2 days without water or sleep and still feel like he had the best rest and meal of his life? He thought about going into the living room to ask his mother but he soon found the room around him fading quick. He went to panic but the living room materialized around him. He looked around completely freaked as his siblings stared at him. Melanie pipping up first "Did you just... teleport?" He looked at her bewildered "D-did i-?"
Kyungah: Kyungah hated non-human things with a passion. Especially demons. Angels confused her, werewolves were weird and vampires were terrifying. Living with at least one of each her entire life wasn't very fun for her. She kept to herself and avoided talking to anyone as much as possible. She was very upset with herself when she developed a crush on an angel, but at least it wasn't a demon. As she got herself ready for a date with said angel, she noticed she wasn't feeling very well. Her head was pounding and she felt on fire. She contemplated calling him to cancel as she carefully sat herself on her bed. Going to rub her forehead from the pain, she stopped when she felt something hard poking out of her skin. Running her fingers over the oddity, she felt her heart pick up in speed. They felt like horns. She quickly grabbed her phone and opened the camera app, Facing it towards herself. A hand flew up to her mouth when she noticed two ram horns jetting out from her head. Tears filled her eyes as she reached to touch them again. "H-horns.. I have horns...?"
Erik: Erik loved nothing more than his heritage. Being from a long line of Wolves, he felt proud carrying on the family. The feeling of shifting was enough to give him energy for days afterwards. Granted once he switched back to his human form he was usually dog tired. He rubbed the sleep from his face as he woke up, stretching out his muscles from a good night of running. He got through his usual daily routine, complete with spending time with his fiesty girlfriend. After putting their dinner and drinks away, he sat on the couch and went to shift to cuddle up to her but he stayed in his human form. He was confused, noticing that his sense of smell seemed to dwindle; much of the various smells he was used to vanishing. He also seemed colder than usual, no longer feeling like a walking furnace. His face scrunched up in confusion. "Cel, do I feel colder to you at all?"
Charles: He was a child by demon standards, barely old enough to be allowed in the human world as he was. He didn't look like a child, however. His tall height making him Tower over every person he met, no one guessing his age. He never thought of his massive height a demon trait, but when he went to climb up to his girlfriend's window that night, He noticed that the spaces were much spaced out than he remembered. Thinking nothing of it, he made his way up and into her room. Shushing her giggles to keep her parents from hearing. He laid in her bed next to her, assuming his position to keep her safe from nightmares. He started to feel tired but shook it off. Soon she fell asleep and as the hours ticked by, he realized his dreams were becoming faded and fuzzy to him. When he could no longer see them, he gently tapped her awake. "Mishka..? Mishka, wake up... I can't see your dreams.."
Siren: The way she became what she was was traumatic but God did she feel better as a vampire. She didn't feel weak, and even made an entire new personality to go with her new found powers. The years of living off of blood were some of her best and she would never wish it away. She smiled as Melanie tossed her a new blood bag from the donors in town. Her boyfriend may be vegan but she could never give up the main part of her diet. Ripping the bag open, she stuck a straw into the bag and took a big sip. She immediately gagged and choked on the substance, dropping the bag and spitting out the blood. Some dripping down her chin as she tried to catch her breath. The taste was foul, her body immediately rejecting what has kept her alive for years. She tried not to vomit at the aftertaste in her mouth "God fucking dammit! What the hell? I've never had one this bad! God it tastes like rotten garbage!"
how about you go get a lobotomy instead /lh
Im really bad at drawing but I really want to either draw or for someone else to draw this. I've only ever seen fanart of Cheavy and Cmedic as old gay men, but never Young gay men! Like, where's the art of Cheavy and Cmedic in the thirties during their Prime time? I know for a FACT that Cheavy hasn't had gray hair all his life, so I know it isn't just a thing of " oh that's just his natural hair colour" cuz it isn't! And I also know Cmedic hasn't had wrinkles all his life, if he has then someone gets him moisturizer or something I dunno! ( I honestly have no clue what prevents wrinkles).
I just really wanna see art of a younger version of Cmedic x Cheavy for some reason. I swear to god I'd draw it but I have the drawing skills of a twig so they'll most likely be sick figures!
Something I love about the TF2 community, is that there's very rarely any fights about ships... Or at least I've never seen any.
Like, in also every comment section of fanart or fanfics that contain a ship, there's always been a comment or two saying something like: "i don't ship them, but this is good." Or "I ship --- but I love these two aswell."
I've been apart of other fandoms in my life, and none of them have had such acceptance between ships.
Maybe that was just the fandoms I was apart of and this is completely normal, I don't know. But I think this'll be one of the things that I'll always associate with tf2 fandom.
Stop saying "sleep is for the weak."
This phrase encourages a harmful and outdated view of tiredness, fatigue and rest.
✨Instead try✨
"Sleep is for the mortals"
It makes your shitty sleep schedule sound like some kind of god (or demigod...or some poor kid living with a god in their body)'s secondary agenda rather than a poor life decision.
Now, go be mortal. GO SLEEP. Goddamn it.
I made a thing in honor of the dub, for this line will live in my head till i die
Say hello to my ocs
I drew all of the traditional artwork in one night :D
Fnaf South Park real?
I still think about that one South Park fnaf video… hor hor hor hor…
Ignore my horrible handwriting,
Fun fact I had horrible sleep paralysis and nightmares for like a good 5 years or so because of fnaf, I was convinced plushtrap was going to eat my fingers or idk some other animatronic was out to get me, I still freak out if I think about it too much even though im an adult LOL… (I have developed automatonophobia)
Plus uncoloured version
first. Good Bot.
Second! If you ever see/hear about something existing in a binary, it's simplified (usually for teaching or political reasons).
There is no such thing as a true binary, they can not exist. It's never "yes or no" there's ALWAYS a "maybe?"
Source
Want more info? Here ya go:
This Biology Teacher Disproved Transphobia With Science
ALSO:
Sex redefined
“The idea of two sexes is simplistic. Biologists now think there is a wider spectrum than that.”
More on anti-trans arguments as bad science