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Theo Anders aka Golem is so good on retrospective. The name Golem coming from (iirc) Jewish folklore in where a giant man made of clay is made to protect the Jews and has the word "truth" printed on its forehead. this is so cool because of his familial background being born from two key members in empire 88. i like the truth thing and if you subscribe to the idea that he almost knows truths before they are true or confirmed, aster, not really being able to stop jack slash before he wreaks havoc, how to defeat scion.
i love analyzing shit so much.
I wish we could take credit for this, alas, we cannot. On the other hand, I might send them my resume. I might not be a Rabbi versed in Dark Talmudic Arts, and my Aramaic might be a tad rusty, but I could probably figure it out. Plus, I'm comfortable working with clay: that's sort of necessary, no? It wouldn't do to have a golem if its terribly disfigured. Lastly I know how to ward off Gollum: throw potatoes at him! He wouldn't know what to do!
Best of Craigslist: Looking for Rabbi Versed in DARK TALMUDIC ARTS to create GOLEM.
WANTED: One Rabbi versed in the Dark Talmudic Arts to create one Golem for household of three. Golem will perform rudimentary household chores such as dishes & sweeping, basic Math Tutoring for our daughter in 3rd grade and basic household security. Golem must be obedient and fairly unobtrusive on our every-day lives. We will supply all materials needed (clay, twigs, calfskin parchment, etc) needed to create the Golem. All you need to do is use your magical ancient Rabbinic skills to animate said Golem! Please note! We are looking for a Rabbi to create a Golem: an anthropomorphic being created from inanimate matter from Jewish folk-lore, NOT Gollum: a former Hobbit turned into monster and looking for “precious”. This is important! We have no interest in living with Gollum. We want a Golem. Please respond, serious inquiry only.
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Theo Anders aka Golem is so good on retrospective. The name Golem coming from (iirc) Jewish folklore in where a giant man made of clay is made to protect the Jews and has the word "truth" printed on its forehead. this is so cool because of his familial background being born from two key members in empire 88. i like the truth thing and if you subscribe to the idea that he almost knows truths before they are true or confirmed, aster, not really being able to stop jack slash before he wreaks havoc, how to defeat scion.
i love analyzing shit so much.
You know, those candy golems look like they're having fun. I should give it a shot myself.. Not bad, eh?.. Ngh, I can do better.
Not bad... I think I can push it after I absorb some of those other golems.
Much better...
I have a theory involving the regi-golems, the bisharp line, slowking, golurk line + claydol line + nosepass line + Stonjourner.
the Draconids waged a war against the regis (originally) using only nosepass and dragon types with middling success; so thus they discovered how to create probopass, created the claydol line, they then invented the golurk line, they discovered how to slowking, created stonjourner, and selectively breed into existence the bisharp line. all that to fight and then seel the regis into their respective tombs: the 3 in Hoenn, Snowpoint temple, and the ones in galar that house those 2 new regis (also the various other tombs that house the regis). using nosepass as guardians to halt those who may try to obtain the power of the legendary titans, also constructing the obtuse puzzles to enter the chambers of the regis.
now, why would I say/think this? well, SOMEONE had to create the non-legendary golems (no, not the pokemon Golem), also I find it just a bit too convenient that bisharp and pawniard just so happen to form-up into ork-like warbands. also slowking seems like a pokemon that would be a little too rare to be as common of knowledge to be as used as it is because slowpoke fish using their tails so thus slowbro is quite common. yes, slowpoke swims, but I doubt "natural" slowking are all that common.
BUT JST, why are there no nosepass around the Galar regi tombs? metang eat nosepass, check out its moon pokédex entry. also, metang are all over that area of Galar. But JST why can I find nosepass on route 10 of Kalos? I would say they are there to guard the ultimate weapon, or their A.I. is just a crap-shoot.
some homebrew monsters of mine
i've got a Minecraft slime golem idea. 3x3x3 of slime blocks with carved pumpkin as the center block. what do? it do big knockback when it does successful attack, also leaves a trail of slime coating similar to the snow golem's trail of snow, but only is the chunk is a slime chunk. maybe spawns in place of iron golem in swamp village
A wooden friend ! Custom character commissions for KingofHeartwood on bluesky!
Please dm me if you’re interested in a commission
Decided to use an OC for an experiment with color and light
The boys are in trouble!
This is actually a school assignment! Part of the assignment is that our piece would be altered by another person, and I have to say, my partner did a fantastic job! Here’s her version:
you can find more of her work here: https://www.instagram.com/_juli.art_/?hl=en
Anyone remember Battle Champs/Little Noah? ; w ;
It was pretty much Clash of Clans but with a Bravely Default-ish art style.
Ice Golem
Looked completely different in my head, but I’m not good enough at characters to draw it like it was meant to be
Golem
Cool monster, may have relevance later
The Golem garden veggies made such cozy meals~
More Jewish sculpey projects.
Can't make a golem without a rabbi. Additionally, some pickles and gefilte fish for shabbos and a dreidel out of clay (unfortunately not good for spinning, favors gimel quite a bit)
And here we have the finished Professor Layton Magma canvas! A collaborative effort between many different artists to show our love for the series!
Thank you to everyone who participated!