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2 years ago

Overshadowed

Kamalei: So you and Medea are married?

Achilles: We met in the Underworld, but yes

Kamalei: WHY THE MIERDA CHISPEANTE IS THIS THE FIRST I'M HEARING ABOUT THIS?!

Achilles: Cause my history with Pat more or less overshadowed EVERY other relationship I had? You know I was married, right?

Kamalei: NOT THAT! I MEAN WE'VE BEEN DATING FOR A YEAR AND YOU NEVER MENTIONED THIS?! SHE'S BASICALLY MY SISTER!

Achilles: Kam, me and Medea are Greek, It's not that I don't love you two it's just

Kamalei: Dude I got it at Greek, just tell me next time


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2 years ago

Titles for AUs

The first (and probably Primary) AU revolves around Link journeying across a Hyrule filled with Pokemon. Any asks related to this Au should have PLH in them.

A Fate/Grand Order Au called Fate/ Fragmented Order. In which a slightly different Chaldea has to clean up another Chaldea's messes. All asks for this AU should have F/FO in them.

ANOTHER Fate AU called Fate/Grand Battle, Starring an OC Pokemon Trainer for a Master. It has far more angst than something like it should.

a Xenoblade Chronicles Au that I can't give any details on without spoiling. I can say this anyone who dislikes that picture from Xenoblade 3 probably won't like this.

And a Twisted Wonderland AU called Code: Twisted, in which everyone, (Except Yuu and Grim) have Digimon Partners. as you can probably guess all asks will need to have Code: Twisted.


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2 years ago

Fun bits about Fate/Grand Battle

As the title implies, here are some goofy facts about Chadela in FGB!!

(Long post under the cut!! along with minor LB6 spoilers!!)

No one in Chaldea (Except the Master) actually trusts Caster Cu Chulain. He never gave up his name in Fuyuki, and he sure as hell didn't give it up when got into Chaldea. It's really not helping that he somehow TURNED OFF CASTORIA'S FAERIE EYES!

Astrea was ticked to see Kamalei start to level Lalter, Castoria, and XX. She refuses to say why just mentioning "lousy luck with random blondes showing up from nowhere"

Kamalei had to use three command spells on XX to keep her from killing her counterparts. In fact, he had to use another three to keep her from killing him

Kamalei used to have practice battles between his pokemon and the Servants. Romani put an end to it after someone (Achilles) nearly blew up the training simulator.

Achilles is actually not the fastest Servant under Kamalei. It's a tie between Ushiwakamaru and CasCu. (CasCu's been using runes to make himself faster.)

Tamamo Cat, Boudica, and one of Kam's Pokemon got into a cooking competition. 12 People ended up in Chaldea's ICU.

Someone keeps mixing Gigantamix into the curry. On the bright side, even a meager helping turns into a feast. On the downside, people are really getting sick of curry.

Pokemon and Servants just randomly show up in Chaldea. Kamalei has little to no control over it.

He only Bonds with 10-20 of the almost 100 Servants and Pokemon in Chaldea. Kamalei has a huge guilt complex and tries to work around it. Keyword being tries


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1 year ago

Kamalei Fujimura's Pokemon

Short post as we FINALLY get the list of Kam's Pokemon! (Slight Violet Spoilers under the cut)

Freyr the Meowscarada, He seems confident in his power, but is a deeply lonely Pokemon that's desperate for approval.

Tempestas the Pawmot, She's something of a prankster who considers everyone in Chaldea a target. Not even FIRST HASSAN is safe.

Dionysus the Oinkologne, enjoys relaxation, and would rather be pampered instead of going out to save a history that isn't his

Hestia the Ceruledge, She's a natural pessimist who prefers to wait out a situation but is absolutely brutal in combat

Hebe the Daschbun, Is a bit shy, being hesitant to show her face around new Servants, but can be just as much of a troll as Tempestas around those she trusts

Achilles the Iron Treads, Just as prideful as his namesake, Achilles loves being the center of attention, even if he has to make someone else look bad. Because of his origins, his loyalty's in question.


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1 year ago

Fate/Battle Order incorrect quotes!

Can't believe I get to say this but MiNORS don't interact!!

Kamalei: Explain yerself now

Muramasa: Well first ascension s less "Senj Muramasa" and more "Emiya Shirou f he lived to his mid-60s" which is why I get along great with Lalter. The second ascension is "Muramasa as a young man" which is why I flirted with Musashi in that form. The third ascension is where things get interesting because that's a perfect blend between Emiya Shirou and Senj Muramasa. An that's all ther's to know about the Servant "Senji Muramasa"

Kamalei: THAT AINT WOT AH SPARKING MEANT YOU CABRÓN!! I JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHY YOU USED ALL DA SAINT QUARTZ, EMBERS N ASCENSION MATS TAH MAKE A FECKIN SWORD!

Muramasa: Oh I just thought it'd be cool. I'm getting burned ain't I?

Kamalei: whot do ya think,?

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Achilles: Hey Kam, you'd love me no matter what right?

Kamalei: (not looking up from his Rotomphone) Was whacha broke important?

Achilles: maybe.

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Kama: Let me see if I understand this. The dog somehow managed to undo 29 command spells, super concentrated grail mud shot straight into your viens, and 1,506 years worth of suppressed anger and grief, with SEX?

Bedivere:(Covered in bite and claw marks) It's a tad more complicated than that. My beloved(points to Barghest, who's squealing in the corner ) filled me with love, light and hope. I just couldn't bear to let my pain, misery, and darkness touch her. So I just submitted.

Barghest:( Is dying of an odd mixture of glee and embarrassment)

Kama: I'm gonna be sick. Not just because of the love, but because of that joke.

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Arven(Sharpening his Katana): Some one made Jackie cry do da do da!(Begins cleaning Mabosstiff's fangs) That piece shit is gonna die! All tha do da day!

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(Douman and Kiara): Are in genuine romantic love 💕💕

Kamalei: Ha hahaha we are FUCKED!

Douman(dreamily): 💕Literally💕

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Nemona: I don't see a problem

MHXX: Master, you tried to catch a Demon pillar.

Nemona: You normally don't complain when I do catch a Demon pillar though?

MHXX: This one was a Saber!!!

Nemona: 😒

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Okkie(visibly nervous) Are you sure Ma-kun's cool with this H-doujin we made about him and the Carrot?

Penny: Of course he is! I Legit asked

Kamalei:(Burns hole in wall) BITCH I SAID ONLY IF IT WAS ACCURATE!! AH'M A FECKIN TOP!!

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During S.E.Ra.P.H

Nemona:( trying to convince Medusa to have a battle with her and Melt)

Melt: Who would love someone that dumb?

(after watching Nemona get mind broken then SLOWLY assimilated by Kiara)

Melt:(sobbing) Me I would!!

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Tempestas: What have we learned about pranking people?

Jack: To do it in good humor?

Janta: To not do it to people we no will not ap-apapreciate our jokes

Nursery: To not get caught?

Jack and Janta: Nursery!!

Tempestas: No no she's right

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Kamalei: Why would ya think this was a good idea?

Musashi: I haven't done anything yet?!

Kamalei: Ah know. Jus practicin fer when ya do.


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1 year ago

Thinking about what would happen if sun wukong was summoned into a holy grail war. more specifically a variation of him that still on his journey.

I know his impulsive ass is gonna be skittish with being summoned but everyone is gonna know who he is from the get go tho. Man can't and won't stop throwing his tittle out.


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