Eridan Ampora - Tumblr Posts

3 years ago

No cap tho

homestuck characters using social media

(All of them have discord obviously so just assume that that’s stated) 

John- has Facebook. That’s it. Will post a picture of a dog that Jade sent him once in a while. Has 7 friends.

Jade- has Pinterest and Tumblr. Uses them all for cute animals and aesthetic pictures. Has 18 tumblr followers but 10 of them are bots.

Dave- has Instagram, Snapchat, and Tiktok. Will only post “ironic” pictures where he pretends to be a fuckboy. 10k Instagram followers, 153 Snapchat friends, and 287k tiktok followers.

Rose- has tumblr but she hasn’t used it since 2014, when she had an MCR fanblog with 4,010 followers.

Karkat- has a YouTube channel where he reacts to things and makes fun of them. Has just under a million subscribers.

Terezi- doesn’t use social media

Gamzee- has reddit. He’s such a reddit guy oh my god. Makes posts on r/cringe and r/dankmemes. Has one post on r/cringe with 6k upvotes and 8 awards. The post is a selfie of himself that Terezi and Karkat posted to spite him. It didn’t work.

Kanaya- has Facebook because she’s the mom friend. Posts selfies of her and Rose, sometimes with Vriska photobombing them. Has 89 friends.

Vriska- has Reddit and Instagram. She doesn’t use Reddit that much, but she’s on Instagram literally all the time. Makes rants about everyone with bizzare photos in the background. Has 860 followers.

Tavros- has a minecraft letsplay YouTube channel with 43 subscribers.

Sollux- also has a minecraft letsplay YouTube channel where he collabs with Tavros. Has 27 subscribers.

Aradia- has a Tumblr where she posts about funerals she’s snuck into uninvited. Has 14k followers.

Nepeta- has a Wattpad and a Tiktok account. She writes Catperson!reader x crush fanfictions, and makes catgirl tiktoks. Her tiktok has 3 million followers.

Equius- has a tiktok just to follow Nepeta.

Eridan- he would have reddit and youtube, he has insanely large Reddit Kid vibes. Posts on r/dankmemes and r/minecraft.

Feferi- has Instagram where she looks at pictures of cool fish. 2 followers but they’re both bots. 

Jake- has Instagram. Posts RIDICULOUSLY awkward selfies but still has like 6 million followers. 

Jane- has Facebook but doesn’t post. 3 friends.

Dirk- Reddit and Pornhub. Both for joke reasons. He doesn’t post on Reddit but he makes comments on pornhub videos about stuff not even pertaining to the video.

Roxy- Wattpad and Tumblr. She writes Harry Potter fanfiction and looks for Harry Potter fanart. 4 tumblr followers. 


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1 year ago
Im Not Really A Homestuck Fan But I Decided Eridan Was Cool

I’m not really a homestuck fan but I decided eridan was cool


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1 month ago

Hi,

i know it's been a while, fans of POSTAL: the Other Side of Paradise do not think I've forgotten about it. I'm just in college right now with a barely functional phone [she can draw at least🥰 keeping files is a different story...] Rest assured, you can expect an update sometime before 2025, Christmas break. After that I'm unsure, but I'm not calling quits. Unfortunately just busy and in need of a new phone.

In other news, while I may struggle with TOSOP, I can take a few commissions as I believe my follower count is small enough for me to handle for buying groceries and funding into a new phone. I don't want to seem demanding or guilt-triplike, but truly every cent of commissions would be greatly appreciated and I deliever in no longer than two weeks. You are guaranteed a partial or full refund past two weeks from me depending on the situation, trust.

Hi,
Hi,
Hi,

****i do take Zelle as well, my updated photo with it on there got corrupted though. but do please DM me for my information. I'm not sure if Tumblr has bots that target commissioners like Insta and Twitter do 😅


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12 years ago
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- Зябко.

It just occurred to me that I've never draw Eridan. So I tried. Not exactly what I expected but it's kinda 4 am at my place so let it be just a lineart for now.


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12 years ago
ERIDAN STOP PEEPING OUT ON THE CANVAS EVERY TIME I'M LOOSING MY CONCENTRATION FOR GOD'S SAKE

ERIDAN STOP PEEPING OUT ON THE CANVAS EVERY TIME I'M LOOSING MY CONCENTRATION FOR GOD'S SAKE


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TLDR: eridan is me but an alien and a boy

me when my favorite character is one who is almost hated by the entirety of the fandom. if you didnt catch on, im talking about eridan ampora. son of a bitch, terrible person, troll version of a racist, ect. but its a lot of the parts that kind of get glossed over that make me love him. dont get me wrong, a lot of qualities of all the trolls get glossed over. but he reminds me of me, and that is both bad and good. now, in an ideal world, i wouldnt be talking about this since the place i am in in the comic is on the newer side of things, i am only on page 2456, a lot more to go, i am aware. however, i am impatient and loving sharing my thoughts on characters i like! also, i am not one of those people who hates feferi because she broke up with eridan, (i am aware of later parts in the comic, i liked watching videos on it but never had the motivation to read all of the pages) feferi had every right to do so since their relationship isnt the healthiest, (probably will make a separate post on that) and i also love feferi because she is just so silly. but thats off topic. say what you want about zodiac bias, eridan is weirdly like me. i know eridan did a lot of wrong, but so did vriska! (i know she has a redemption arc) (+i love her too) (i dont have many characters i hate) but no more introduction! time for the meat of this post.

i like eridan a lot because hes like me. (i know thats been stated at least 6 times by now) reason one, hes over dramatic with his emotions. i think of it as less of a drama queen/king thing, but more of a i am very emotional and have a hard time understanding my emotions, basically oversensitive. i myself am oversensitive.

in one of his earliest panels, hes criticizing himself for being stupid and trusting the same person whose been known to fuck with him. i did that for 3 years straight, where you can see all of the persons character flaws, but you still want to be their friend or want to date them. i would get so stupidly angry with myself since i knew they were a bad person, but still chose to hang around them. in a later one he reminisces on the good times he spent with vriska. sometimes, i do this. ill miss something about the person who fucked with me.

eridan is also a rude fucker! i am too, not proud of it, definitely need anger management or therapy or both. this is seen in his earliest appearance, not mention! his earliest mention is about a doomsday device. no, i am talking about the chat he had with kanaya. in this conversation, hes seen trying to manipulate/convince kanaya into auspiticing (horrendously spelt, i know) between him and vriska. hes very rude in his tactics, not a single nice one, as much as i remember from that chat. i hate to say this too, but i do do stuff like that sometimes. it gets hard and foggy for me to properly process what i want, or the nicest way for me to say what i want, so i just demand it. it often gets me in trouble, and is not a good thing to do.

next, is how he loves gossip. (wow, every second this turning more and more into pointing out the obvious and talking about how i relate to it instead of glossed over facts!) i like gossip. its fun to point out peoples flaws and make fun of them, not the nicest thing, but oh well. a lot like my other points, this is revealed in another really early panel of his. in his first pesterlog with feferi, she talks about how he talks more about his problems with his gossip bud than her. i too gossip. thats about it for that point, very weak point i know.

the orchestrating point of the night is super anti-climatic and feeds into that state the obvious joke i made. hes inlove with feferi. a long term moirail, who thinks of him as nothing more. hell! in the panel right after their first onscreen pesterlog shes talking about how she should tell him how she truly feels with a frown on her face, indicating she was already thinking of breaking up with him. she doesnt even pity him anymore, and hes wants to move onto a more redder quadrant with her. i, too, have fallen victim to this. you think of somebody romantically so long just to learn they dont like you romantically, maybe not even platonically. it shatters your world. though unlike eridan, i didnt kill the person i had crush on. i just felt sad for like a month because i had this crush on them for 2 years. (like eridan)

eridan is objectively a bad person and bad character. you dont have to like him the way i do, but for my sanity, please dont flame me for thinking like this. anyways, you are all amazing and i hope you have a good night/day/evening!


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7 months ago
Obligatory March Eridan

obligatory march eridan


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1 year ago

got bored so i made more glittery homestuck sprites

Got Bored So I Made More Glittery Homestuck Sprites
Got Bored So I Made More Glittery Homestuck Sprites
Got Bored So I Made More Glittery Homestuck Sprites
Got Bored So I Made More Glittery Homestuck Sprites

why is eridans so beautiful


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1 month ago

ok sure but no one is talking about the fact that she's called human resources.

This Is My Very Controversial Opinion That Will Blow Up The Universe To Death

this is my very controversial opinion that will blow up the universe to death


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1 year ago

Listens, it's not the problem that your shipping toxic characters with other toxic characters, like sure make eridan and sollux hate love each other idgaf. But when it's starts to reach incest and pedophilia territory, (i.e rick and morty), that's when it becomes a problem.


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