Donatella Dragna - Tumblr Posts

Scarlett, tweeting: love is dead and never existed. You left me there and watched me die as I started. You are the definition of evil.

Tella: you okay?

Scarlett: JULIAN STOLE MY FUCKING GARLIC BREAD

Scarlett: *can't find Donatella in a crowd*

Scarlett: *deep sigh*

Scarlett: desperate times call for desperate measures.

Scarlett: NO ONE LOVES SCARLETT DRAGNA

Tella: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY SISTER

Julian: *kicks down door* *jumps through window* WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT AND ARE THEY READY TO DIE

Scarlett: *visibly shook* o-okay. Hi.

Julian and Tella: :) hi

Tella: you know what? I'm just gonna-

Tella: *climbs into a tiny cupboard that's impossibly hard to get into*

Tella: TRY GETTING ME NOW, FATES

Jacks, looking at the open cupboard: um, do you want me to-

Tella, unable to free her arms and close it: please

Jacks: *shuts cupboard*

Tella: *muffled whisper* they'll never know

Tella: ok, so here's the plan. First, we pull the fire alarm-

Scarlett: have you lost it? If we pull the fire alarm without a real fire, we'll get in trouble!

Tella: you're right. First, we start a fire-

Legend, from another room: NO WE DONT

Scarlett, waving cauliflower infront of Julian: what is this?

Julian:....cauliflower?

Scarlett, turning to tella: now you tell me what you think it is.

Tella, quietly: ghost broccoli

Tella: come ON! I wasn't that drunk.

Scarlett: you tried to colour my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.

Tella: but you are.

Tella: Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes, because then you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

*one mile away*

Legend: WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY SHOES

Scarlett: *eating a cinnamon roll*

Tella: cannibalism.

Tella, making conversation: so, are you a morning or a night person?

Dante, who doesn't even remember the last time he slept: bud, im barely even a person

Tella: I don't think legend is pleased with you

Jacks: what makes you say that?

Tella: he sent you this letter

Tella, reading aloud: dear jacks, I hope this letter finds you before I do.

Tella: you know, Julian gives Scarlett flowers everyday. I wish you'd do that

Legend: umm okay?

[next day]

Legend: [gives Scarlett flowers]

Scarlett: what

Legend: i don't get it either dude

Julian: HELP! I KINDA TOLD CRIMSON ID MAKE HER DINNER BUT I DONT KNOW HOW TO COOK???

Tella, pouring milk into a cereal bag: and what made you think I could help you?

Kidnapper, on the call with Legend: we have Donatella. We'll give her back for 500 thousand dollars.

Legend: oka-

Tella, yelling: YOU THINK IM ONLY WORTH 500 THOUSAND

Tella: MAKE IT 2 MILLION YOU BITCH

Legend: TELLA SHUT UP OR I SWEAR-

And you’re telling me not even Legend can kiss like this? And I’m supposed to root for him? Caraval Master vs. the Prince of Hearts? The Prince of Hearts who’s kisses are literally worth dying for?

I honestly can’t tell who’s evil or not in Legendary. They tell me the fates are evil and that they were trapped by a witch but how can I tell that what the witch did was good? What if she was the evil one and she just won? Victors write history after all. The ‘evil’ thing that Jacks does so far is try to get his powers back which I can’t exactly hold against him since they’re his powers, they belong to him in the first place and yk they’re apart of him. Was kissing Tella bad? Yes, but he was doing to get his powers back. But that’s the only bad thing I can think of for him so far. That and all those half eaten apples he wasted .

Also Legend hasn’t been evil like at all this book or the last. The only bad thing I can think of his him wanting the power of the fates for himself. Also on that topic why doesn’t he like the fates, the narrative makes it seem like he has personal beef with them when the fates were before Dante became Legend.

I have to say I liked them better when they didn’t like each other, this is just weird. Especially when I’m a hardcore Evajacks shipper.

the Dragna Sisters!

couldn’t help but draw these too as well! I really like Tella’s! I also feel like Caraval doesn’t get as much praise as OUABH and that makes me sad because Caraval is a lot better in my opinion.

"I imagine the game wouldn’t be the same in the light,” Scarlett answered. “People think no one sees all the nasty things they do in the dark. The foul acts they commit, or the lies they tell as part of the game. Caraval takes place at night because you like to watch, and see what people do when they think there are no consequences."

– Stephanie Garber, Caraval