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5 years ago

Simon: *grabs Markus' shoulder*

Markus, laughing: No homo bro

Simon, dead serious: No. Homo, bro


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5 years ago
A Bonfire For Those Who Need Us // A Warning For Those Who Think Then Can Stand A Fight

A bonfire for those who need us // a warning for those who think then can stand a fight


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6 years ago

YALL

I haD A DREAM LAST NIGHT WHERE SIMARKUS WAS CANON.

It’s a bit confusing, but I’ll do my best to explain it

Basically, Markus and north were chatting, and we had to find a way to knock out Markus, so north started talking about their sick dog who was in the hospital and when Markus was “distracted” she punched him in the face (then his legs were gone??)

And then she came back with Simon

And you had to talk with him, and every one in a while there was this one option that said “kiss him” with a bunch of hearts uwu

And yOU BET YA GRIL CLICKED IT


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3 years ago

New year resolutions ft. North, Markus, Simon and Josh and some random stranger :)

This was for prompt :)

I had much fun doing this :D


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3 years ago

Watch "Detroit: Become Human - It's Bad" on YouTube

This vid basically explains how flawed Detroit is and it's all true

So for anyone who watched the game have realized how flawed it is, can watch this too because this man goes more depth

The actors and characters are great, the plot and script was shallow lol

It's an hour long btw

I think , idk if true but someone said Sony is planning on doing something to the franchise, we can only hope they fix the holes in the cheese

I also wanna say that y'all know how Markus can ask Kara "why are you protecting her? You know humans hate us" and she can respond with "I don't care if she's human or android, she's just someone who matters to me" then why does shortly after, Kara gets to reject Alice after finding out she was a robot especially after saying that line?

And Kara should have definitely said something when finding out she was an android, if she rejected, she should have been upset, frustrated in fact.

Accepting, she should have at least asked "why?" And then David can make Alice say her random line that happened in rose's house "because if I did, you wouldn't love me anymore"

I am no writer and or in place to say any of this so take everything I say with a grain of salt tq bye bye


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2 years ago

D:BH's 4th Anniversary :)

D:BH's 4th Anniversary :)
D:BH's 4th Anniversary :)
D:BH's 4th Anniversary :)
D:BH's 4th Anniversary :)
D:BH's 4th Anniversary :)

Red string of fate because all of them important (idc what Twitter says)

Yes, doing all 4 of Kara's hair colours was necessary

I don't think I drew anything for their 2nd and 3rd anniversary, so here's one for their 4th :) I finally had the time (and the will) to make one this year :))

It's been awhile since I drew Markus and Connor lmao

They're all so hot plsss

Okie bye bye


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9 months ago
Detroit Become Silly Part 2
Detroit Become Silly Part 2
Detroit Become Silly Part 2
Detroit Become Silly Part 2
Detroit Become Silly Part 2
Detroit Become Silly Part 2
Detroit Become Silly Part 2
Detroit Become Silly Part 2
Detroit Become Silly Part 2
Detroit Become Silly Part 2

Detroit Become silly part 2

This one is more image meme centric rather than my humour 💀

Luther's how I met your mother story would be "She harassed me online" . Kara and Luther are husband and wife to me, respectively

I had to label Josh and Markus because you can barely tell 😭

North being in a school uniform in both artworks tho 💀

Get yourself a man who can cook and clean while also capable of being an incredible gunslinger

Kara, North and Chloe are gals pals that are too cool for school ‼️‼️

Why did I give Connor weirdly detailed eyes? Good question (thousand yard stare)


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8 months ago

Kisses

Kisses
Kisses
Kisses
Kisses
Kisses
Kisses
Kisses
Kisses
Kisses
Kisses

Remember to leave a kiss on the head for the sillies

Of course I did all four of Kara's hair colours don't start with me I'm extra

I struggled a lot with the hairlines for the top view so it looks scuffed

If there's a version you want lmk I can do one, it's not that time consuming :)

If I'm gonna kiss Kara's forehead, I am going to move her hair because I don't want a mouthful of hair

one forehead kiss please!!! pic.twitter.com/53kLPMfWfm

— mitzu🐇 (@mitzubao) December 23, 2023

^ the person who made the template :)


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8 months ago

These are my unemployed activities

These Are My Unemployed Activities
These Are My Unemployed Activities
These Are My Unemployed Activities
These Are My Unemployed Activities
These Are My Unemployed Activities
These Are My Unemployed Activities
These Are My Unemployed Activities

Markus's username being RealMarkusRK200 because someone 100% stole his name just to troll others 💀

These Are My Unemployed Activities

This is what my algorithm is feeding me

I know that markus is technically bald but he still has a relatively normal forehead size 💀

These Are My Unemployed Activities

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5 months ago
Wow It's Been 6 Years No Way
Wow It's Been 6 Years No Way
Wow It's Been 6 Years No Way

wow it's been 6 years no way

Hank looks like he is screaming, I swear he is yawning

Doing the most rn by including John


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2 months ago

DBH Headcanons: Getting Your Wisdom Teeth Removed

Connor, RK900, Markus, Simon, and Gavin x gn!reader

Some headcanons about what it would be like to be taken care of by some of the characters of Detroit: Become Human while recovering from getting your wisdom teeth removed. Inspired by, well, getting my wisdom teeth removed.

[A/N]: I got my wisdom teeth out a while back and it honestly wasn't as bad as I'd heard from other people. My mouth tasted funny for a while, though.

Connor:

Chances are, you’ve already briefed him on your wisdom teeth procedure and everything that happens before and after

By the time the actual surgery rolls around, he’s downloaded every bit of information about pre-op and post-op

And he’s not going to hesitate to bother you remind you about everything

“Don’t forget to wear comfortable shoes and clothing.” “Y/N, you can’t have any food or water 8 hours before the surgery.” “Y/N, please refrain from strenuous exercise in the 24 hours before your surgery.”

When you come out of surgery loopy on anesthesia, he sits with you in recovery and tries to talk you through it (even though you don’t remember a lick of what either of you said)

I’d say he’s a mother hen post-op, but more like a worrywart type

He’d buy all kinds of liquid foods for you and is constantly asking about your pain levels

Gets a lot of weird looks in the supermarket while he’s checking out the soup aisle

“That’s not a domestic android I’ve ever seen…”

He’s definitely on top of your antibiotics schedule, and if you need it, pain meds

Makes sure you’re regularly irrigating the wounds if you need it 

If you’re ever worried or insecure about swelling and discomfort post-op, Connor is there to smother you in kisses

Nines:

As a deviant, he isn’t as much of a mother hen as Connor, probably because he’s more self-assured in his ability to take care of you as well as your ability to take care of yourself when you can

He wouldn’t hover as much as Connor but he’d definitely download information about the procedure before you go

Coming out of the operation, you knock out again for a bit in recovery and Nines insists on staying with you, covering you with his jacket and letting you rest your head on his shoulder

If Connor got weird looks while in the supermarket buying things for you and picking up your prescriptions, Nines sticks out like a sore thumb

Like he’s clearly not a domestic/service android so he confuses a lot of shoppers and employees as he browses the aisles and fills his basket with cans of soup, oats, and ice cream

“Why on earth is a police investigator android buying soup on a Friday morning?”

If you’re in pain, he’ll do everything to comfort you

Pain meds, ice cream, cuddles, your comfort movies and shows, anything for you

He doesn’t seem outwardly clingy or affectionate but he’s such a softy

Markus:

This obviously isn’t his first rodeo

If you’re scared going into the surgery, he’s with you all the way until the nurses put you to sleep

Cruises through post-op no matter what state you’re in due to the sedative

At home, he’s got you covered

No need to break out the cans of mush—he’s got you covered with homemade soups, the softest scrambled eggs you’ve ever had, soft pasta dishes, you name it

With Markus, you’ll never miss a dose of antibiotics

If you’re in pain, worry not

Markus has your pain meds, blankets, and infinite cuddles

He’ll have your favorite flavors of ice cream on hand

Straight out of the tub if you feel so inclined

Simon:

He might not be a caregiver like Markus but he was once a domestic and childcare android

Calms your nerves going into the operation and when you’re all woozy post-op he’s right by your side

Coming out of the operation, it doesn’t matter if you look like if Alvin the Chipmunk got into a fistfight and lost—Simon’s there to shower you in kisses and envelop you in hugs

Like Markus, you’ll never have to worry about the liquid and soft food diet

If the pain’s too much, Simon will be your arms and legs for the time being

He’s a wizard with chores and errands

It’s like you never even got your wisdom teeth out

Gavin:

Would totally take off work to help you recover

Which, given how competitive he is at work, would probably seem like an anomaly to his coworkers

“I’ve never seen Reed take off for more than a day or two at a time. Shit, he’d come into work sick so long as he wasn’t actively dying,” Says Tina

“I’ve had to wrangle that fucker into his car more times than I can count to prevent him from coming into work injured,” Grumbles Fowler

“Hopefully he’ll take this time to rest as well as take care of someone else.”

Would record the stuff you say coming out of sedative in post-op for the memories (and for you both to laugh at when you recover)

I don’t see him being as great of a cook as Markus or Simon, but he’s definitely able to cook to support himself and you

Of course, he’d get you all the ice cream you want

He knows what it feels like to be in pain and cranky so he does everything he can to either comfort you or give you space to get through it

If you wanted it, he’d cuddle with you while you spend the day reading or watching your comfort shows and sipping on smoothies (no straws allowed, of course)

To anyone getting their wisdom teeth out soon, good luck! To anyone recovering from the surgery, feel better soon! Hope you enjoyed reading this silly little compilation of HCs! See you next time x


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