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Simon: *grabs Markus' shoulder*
Markus, laughing: No homo bro
Simon, dead serious: No. Homo, bro
A bonfire for those who need us // a warning for those who think then can stand a fight
YALL
I haD A DREAM LAST NIGHT WHERE SIMARKUS WAS CANON.
It’s a bit confusing, but I’ll do my best to explain it
Basically, Markus and north were chatting, and we had to find a way to knock out Markus, so north started talking about their sick dog who was in the hospital and when Markus was “distracted” she punched him in the face (then his legs were gone??)
And then she came back with Simon
And you had to talk with him, and every one in a while there was this one option that said “kiss him” with a bunch of hearts uwu
And yOU BET YA GRIL CLICKED IT
Finished my Markus and Simon artwork! Look at my jumping bois
I'm a bit late to the party, but I still wanted to contribute to the fandom :D
Merry Kristma!!
ALL THESE WAIFUS DESERVE LOVE! ;;;W;;;
Bouns:
New year resolutions ft. North, Markus, Simon and Josh and some random stranger :)
This was for prompt :)
I had much fun doing this :D
Watch "Detroit: Become Human - It's Bad" on YouTube
This vid basically explains how flawed Detroit is and it's all true
So for anyone who watched the game have realized how flawed it is, can watch this too because this man goes more depth
The actors and characters are great, the plot and script was shallow lol
It's an hour long btw
I think , idk if true but someone said Sony is planning on doing something to the franchise, we can only hope they fix the holes in the cheese
I also wanna say that y'all know how Markus can ask Kara "why are you protecting her? You know humans hate us" and she can respond with "I don't care if she's human or android, she's just someone who matters to me" then why does shortly after, Kara gets to reject Alice after finding out she was a robot especially after saying that line?
And Kara should have definitely said something when finding out she was an android, if she rejected, she should have been upset, frustrated in fact.
Accepting, she should have at least asked "why?" And then David can make Alice say her random line that happened in rose's house "because if I did, you wouldn't love me anymore"
I am no writer and or in place to say any of this so take everything I say with a grain of salt tq bye bye
D:BH's 4th Anniversary :)
Red string of fate because all of them important (idc what Twitter says)
Yes, doing all 4 of Kara's hair colours was necessary
I don't think I drew anything for their 2nd and 3rd anniversary, so here's one for their 4th :) I finally had the time (and the will) to make one this year :))
It's been awhile since I drew Markus and Connor lmao
They're all so hot plsss
Okie bye bye
Detroit Become silly part 2
This one is more image meme centric rather than my humour 💀
Luther's how I met your mother story would be "She harassed me online" . Kara and Luther are husband and wife to me, respectively
I had to label Josh and Markus because you can barely tell 😭
North being in a school uniform in both artworks tho 💀
Get yourself a man who can cook and clean while also capable of being an incredible gunslinger
Kara, North and Chloe are gals pals that are too cool for school ‼️‼️
Why did I give Connor weirdly detailed eyes? Good question (thousand yard stare)
Kisses
Remember to leave a kiss on the head for the sillies
Of course I did all four of Kara's hair colours don't start with me I'm extra
I struggled a lot with the hairlines for the top view so it looks scuffed
If there's a version you want lmk I can do one, it's not that time consuming :)
If I'm gonna kiss Kara's forehead, I am going to move her hair because I don't want a mouthful of hair
^ the person who made the template :)
These are my unemployed activities
Markus's username being RealMarkusRK200 because someone 100% stole his name just to troll others 💀
This is what my algorithm is feeding me
I know that markus is technically bald but he still has a relatively normal forehead size 💀
wow it's been 6 years no way
Hank looks like he is screaming, I swear he is yawning
Doing the most rn by including John
I didn't notice I made all of these yellow (mostly)😭
Wanted to emulate old story book styles and to try drawing Connor's concept art outfit
DBH Headcanons: Getting Your Wisdom Teeth Removed
Connor, RK900, Markus, Simon, and Gavin x gn!reader
Some headcanons about what it would be like to be taken care of by some of the characters of Detroit: Become Human while recovering from getting your wisdom teeth removed. Inspired by, well, getting my wisdom teeth removed.
[A/N]: I got my wisdom teeth out a while back and it honestly wasn't as bad as I'd heard from other people. My mouth tasted funny for a while, though.
Connor:
Chances are, you’ve already briefed him on your wisdom teeth procedure and everything that happens before and after
By the time the actual surgery rolls around, he’s downloaded every bit of information about pre-op and post-op
And he’s not going to hesitate to bother you remind you about everything
“Don’t forget to wear comfortable shoes and clothing.” “Y/N, you can’t have any food or water 8 hours before the surgery.” “Y/N, please refrain from strenuous exercise in the 24 hours before your surgery.”
When you come out of surgery loopy on anesthesia, he sits with you in recovery and tries to talk you through it (even though you don’t remember a lick of what either of you said)
I’d say he’s a mother hen post-op, but more like a worrywart type
He’d buy all kinds of liquid foods for you and is constantly asking about your pain levels
Gets a lot of weird looks in the supermarket while he’s checking out the soup aisle
“That’s not a domestic android I’ve ever seen…”
He’s definitely on top of your antibiotics schedule, and if you need it, pain meds
Makes sure you’re regularly irrigating the wounds if you need it
If you’re ever worried or insecure about swelling and discomfort post-op, Connor is there to smother you in kisses
Nines:
As a deviant, he isn’t as much of a mother hen as Connor, probably because he’s more self-assured in his ability to take care of you as well as your ability to take care of yourself when you can
He wouldn’t hover as much as Connor but he’d definitely download information about the procedure before you go
Coming out of the operation, you knock out again for a bit in recovery and Nines insists on staying with you, covering you with his jacket and letting you rest your head on his shoulder
If Connor got weird looks while in the supermarket buying things for you and picking up your prescriptions, Nines sticks out like a sore thumb
Like he’s clearly not a domestic/service android so he confuses a lot of shoppers and employees as he browses the aisles and fills his basket with cans of soup, oats, and ice cream
“Why on earth is a police investigator android buying soup on a Friday morning?”
If you’re in pain, he’ll do everything to comfort you
Pain meds, ice cream, cuddles, your comfort movies and shows, anything for you
He doesn’t seem outwardly clingy or affectionate but he’s such a softy
Markus:
This obviously isn’t his first rodeo
If you’re scared going into the surgery, he’s with you all the way until the nurses put you to sleep
Cruises through post-op no matter what state you’re in due to the sedative
At home, he’s got you covered
No need to break out the cans of mush—he’s got you covered with homemade soups, the softest scrambled eggs you’ve ever had, soft pasta dishes, you name it
With Markus, you’ll never miss a dose of antibiotics
If you’re in pain, worry not
Markus has your pain meds, blankets, and infinite cuddles
He’ll have your favorite flavors of ice cream on hand
Straight out of the tub if you feel so inclined
Simon:
He might not be a caregiver like Markus but he was once a domestic and childcare android
Calms your nerves going into the operation and when you’re all woozy post-op he’s right by your side
Coming out of the operation, it doesn’t matter if you look like if Alvin the Chipmunk got into a fistfight and lost—Simon’s there to shower you in kisses and envelop you in hugs
Like Markus, you’ll never have to worry about the liquid and soft food diet
If the pain’s too much, Simon will be your arms and legs for the time being
He’s a wizard with chores and errands
It’s like you never even got your wisdom teeth out
Gavin:
Would totally take off work to help you recover
Which, given how competitive he is at work, would probably seem like an anomaly to his coworkers
“I’ve never seen Reed take off for more than a day or two at a time. Shit, he’d come into work sick so long as he wasn’t actively dying,” Says Tina
“I’ve had to wrangle that fucker into his car more times than I can count to prevent him from coming into work injured,” Grumbles Fowler
“Hopefully he’ll take this time to rest as well as take care of someone else.”
Would record the stuff you say coming out of sedative in post-op for the memories (and for you both to laugh at when you recover)
I don’t see him being as great of a cook as Markus or Simon, but he’s definitely able to cook to support himself and you
Of course, he’d get you all the ice cream you want
He knows what it feels like to be in pain and cranky so he does everything he can to either comfort you or give you space to get through it
If you wanted it, he’d cuddle with you while you spend the day reading or watching your comfort shows and sipping on smoothies (no straws allowed, of course)
To anyone getting their wisdom teeth out soon, good luck! To anyone recovering from the surgery, feel better soon! Hope you enjoyed reading this silly little compilation of HCs! See you next time x
welcome home .