Carnistir - Tumblr Posts
Caranthir!
Caranthir dislikes people. And animals. And plants that need to be watered more than once a month. And everything that isn’t embroidery or economics. And his temper is short enough that everybody knows it. He also has a habit of making ridiculously elaborate schemes to avoid people- his most famous involved a sack of flour, a bungee cord, and a bag of frozen peas. No-one was at all surprised when what he did in Beleriand came out.
(basically Caranthir is what would happen if Edmund Blackadder and the Queen of Hearts somehow had a child.)
Sex with Caranthir (Headcannons) - NSFW :
Caranthir likes being taken care of
Tell him how handsome he is, how good he makes you feel, how your love for him is all consuming, he loves it
Poor baby has some self-esteem issues, so hearing those compliments while being intimate boosts his confidence
He always keeps his hands on your hips, no matter the position
He likes the contact (and leverage) this gives him
Especially loves to watch you ride him, practically in a trance as he watches your tits/dick bounce up and down
Will hide his face in your neck if the compliments become too much, and cum right then and there
Likes fingering your pussy/asshole after coming, as he often does so before you can
« I’m going to be the one taking care of you now, alright melmë (love)? »
Basically worships you
Adores you and tells you so, encouraging you to cum as he works on your clit/dick with his mouth
Aftercare is top tier with him
He’ll almost bend himself over for your needs
You want a bath? He’s on it
You’re thirsty? Would you prefer water or wine?
You want a massage? He’s more than happy to give you one!
Ends up sleeping with his head on your chest, listening to your heartbeat as your hand cards through his hair
@Caliawen
Pranks
Pairing = none
Genre = general audiences
General ratings = family fluff
Content warnings = none
Word count = 805
Notes = Hope you enjoy! The prompt was ‘siblings’ from @tolkienfamilyweek day 2!
“What are you both doing?” Mairafinwë’s voice sounded out, her eyebrows raised in surprise.
Amrod and Amras froze as they looked at her like they had been caught doing something they shouldn’t, before looking at each other.
“Nothing.” Amras said, giving his older sister a suspicious-looking smile, while Amrod nodded somnely. Mairafinwë raised an eyebrow, unconvinced, before she looked at what the twins were trying to hide with their hands.
A bucket full of burdock seeds was there, making Mairafinwë frown.
“And what do you plan on doing with those?” She asked, crossing her arms as suspicion came over her.
Amrod and Amras looked at each other, communicating silently with each other thanks to micro-expressions made with the twitching of their ears, the tightening of their lips and the movement of their eyebrows. After a little while, they both looked back at Mairafinwë.
“We’ll tell you if you promise to help us.”
Mairafinwë’s eyebrows raised and she pursued her lips, searching the eyes of her baby brothers intently. After a while, curiosity won her over and she reluctantly nodded. Ambarussa both grinned at her, hushedly asking her to come closer. She kneeled carefully on the ground, leaning closer to the both of them.
“You see, Tyelko put a bunch of squirrels in our room a few weeks ago.” Amras started.
“They ate some of our clothes and shit everywhere.” Amrod said, brow furrowing as he recalled the state of their room after that particular incident.
“Tyelko found that extremely funny. We thought we might make him pay us back.” Amras finished, grinning excitedly at the thought of getting ‘revenge’ on their older brother.
Mairafinwë hummed, remembering the incident clearly, where she had had to play peacemaker, holding the twins back from jumping on a laughing Celegorm. She also remembered the anger that had taken over her the day Celegorm put a bunch of racoons in her bedchambers and they had wreaked havoc upon it. Mairafinwë knew the feeling of being held back by an older sibling (an exasperated Maedhros, who was tired of Celegorm’s antics and a slightly amused Maglor).
Even if Tyelkormo was punished by their father and mother each time, he never ceased to play pranks on them, Caranthir and sometimes Curufin (one look from Maedhros served to dissuade Celegorm from doing any kind of mischief to him and Maglor… well, Maglor had multiple tricks up his sleeve).
Mairafinwë looked at her baby brothers and smiled.
“Alright you two. I’ll help you. What’s the plan?” She asked, grinning, feeling a bit giddy.
~~~
A few moments later, they were in Celegorm’s room, carefully picking burdocks and placing them on his clothes, bedsheets, pillows, blankets and carpet, giggling like children all the while.
“… what are you all doing?” Caranthir’s voice sounded out from the entrance of Celegrom’s bedchambers, making Mairafinwë, Amrod and Amras freeze.
They turned towards Caranthir, Mairafinwë smiling sheepishly.
“… a trick?” She said, shrugging, making her younger brother raise his eyebrows, surprised at seeing her play into the twins’ mischief.
Caranthir looked at the three of them, then at the burdocks, before he seemed to recall every prank that Celegorm played on him, before slowly smiling. He left the room, a big smile on his face, as Mairafinwë, Amrod and Amras all giggled quietly, finishing up placing the burdocks before quietly leaving.
~~~
An hour later, as the three of them hung out in the library, they saw Caranthir pass by with a large chest. Amrod and Amras looked at each other, smelling mischief, before they called out.
“Carnistir? What are you doing?” Ambarussa asked, making their older brother turn to look at them. He smiled even as his cheeks were redder than usual due to exertion, his eyes twinkling.
“A ‘special’ delivery.” He responded, making his sister and youngest brothers look at each other before smiling.
“Can we help you?” Mairafinwë asked, getting up and dusting herself off.
“Of course. It would be greatly appreciated.” Caranthir said, grinning.
All three of them helped Carnistir transport the heavy chest to Celegorm’s bedchambers, chuckling quietly. Amrod and Amras let out gasps of delight when they opened the chest, a good hundred of frogs jumping out to hide in Tyelkormo’s room. Mairafinwë chuckled as they left, closing the door behind them.
~~~
When at dinner time everyone was seated at the table except for Celegorm (he was almost always late when he went out to hunt with Oromë), the conversation was interrupted by a loud shriek coming from the blond brother. Fëanor and Nerdanel looked taken aback, Curufin frowned in curiosity while Maedhros rolled his eyes and Maglor tilted his head.
Mairafinwë snorted as Amrod and Amras couldn’t help but laugh, Caranthir smiling deviously as he savored his revenge.
Shrieks and screams could be heard throughout the mansion, as well as laughs and exasperated sighs.
End notes : reblogs and comments are always immensely appreciated!