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reminds me of the time i was in the hospital and the phlebotomist was taking my blood and the topic of jail came up bc you're not allowed to give blood for some certain amount of time after you've been in prison and i was like i've been to a jail (thinking that i'd been to some historical site jail) (which i have) but then i couldn't remember the name of any of the jails so i was just like 'monopoly jail!' my mother was present and will Not let me live this down in my defense i was in a ton of pain and on like a lot of painkillers monopoly monopoly jail silly