Unsanitary// - Tumblr Posts
scene from the radio drama+Great Soft Jelly-Thing concepts
The nature of jjba is that you eventually come to terms with it sucking and move on and then you find yourself years later drawing Polnareff taking a shit on your phone
When you get up to use the bathroom but you let a nasty one rip and your tummy feels better so you get more bed time 🥰
I based this off of a series of pieces by radishezrom (go check em out!!) don’t do drugs kids
I did these last year and had a lot of fun with them!
Collection of.. collections? Patterns?
Pipis your pantsu
d on’t,.,.,,…. don’t send me  t hhis,,.,..,
“realistic” anal
so @carpedm87 and i were laughing about tumblr sex ed and…
imma help you guys out a little bc tumblr has obviously scared half of y’all into thinking that anal is difficult and fanfiction porn is too clean and that if you use less than a whole cup of lube, you will die
cleaning:
have a nice, solid poop ahead of time
that’s it. you’re done
probably not something anyone cares to read about in a fanfic. ok to skip
your rectum is empty most of the time anyway
umm…. enemas sound like overkill to me personally, but i guess if you want to?
lubing:
use some, i guess. probably don’t use none
some people prefer more? some prefer less?
stretching:
idk never heard of her
condoms:
wear them irl
up to you whether you include them in fic? im not your moral compass
inserting:
relax and think about wanting the dick inside you
your body does the rest
literally, relax. if you’ve pooped poops the size of the dick, and you’ve used some lube, it’ll fit
the ol’ “one-two-dick”:
all the fingering stuff is just foreplay that feels good. pleasure helps you relax
if you don’t need it and you’re psyched about dick without it, ok to skip
you don’t have to skip it if you like it
i personally think it’s boring to read 80% of the time. other people will get squicked out if it’s skipped. write what you want
after:
sometimes your butt is sore?
sometimes it’s not?
idk, depends. neither is unrealistic
irl, wash things that went in your butt with soap and warm water
in fic, do you want to write about clean up? is it part of the story? if not, laugh at anyone that tries to shame you into including this
that’s it. that’s literally it. go write porn