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Ok, so I know it’s a strange opinion and a lot of people are going to disagree with me but I still have to say it. The 3rd live action TMNT movie from 1993 was the best and let me explain. If you took it seriously then it’s a weird movie, but this is a movie franchise about giant talking turtles who know ninjitsu, so how seriously are you actually taking this movie. This is clearly a action comedy, it’s funny. I don’t know about you, but a giant talking turtles with a Brooklyn accent going back in time to give life advice to a young Asian boy is the funniest shit in the world. One of the turtles (Mikey) literally flirts with the said little boy’s sister like he’s Barry Benson from the “Bee Movie” while she’s acting all stoic while longing for her actual boyfriend. The bad guy is a creepy white dude who cares more about his birds than actual human life. His love for his birds is one of the causes of his down fall! That is so fucking weird! That’s why it’s funny!
Imagine being the person to pitch this to a movie executive. “Ok, so why does the turtle have a Brooklyn accent?” ”Because he’s from New York?” ”Then why is he in ancient Japan?” ”Because he and his brothers went back in time to stop a creepy white dude who may or may not really want to fuck his birds.” ”Oh ok, but I think the script their time traveling device is referred to as a ‘egg timer’ so is it small and egg shaped?” ”No, it looks like a large dildo with a lamp on it.” ”Great, here’s some money! This is going ti be the next big thing!”
Leo: If you hit a nazi then your no better then that nazi.
Raph: I don’t need to be better then them, they need to be dead!
Donnie: “No better then a nazi”? Hitting someone and committing mass genocide against minorities are vastly different.
Mikey: *Just chilling on the couch eating classic NYC pizza.*
Y/N: *Walks in with a solenm look.* Mikey, we need to talk. There is something I need to confess…
Mikey: *Thinking they are about to break-up.* What is it, babe?
Y/N: I-… I don’t like New York style pizza! I like thin crust!
Mikey: This is… even worse then I expected! How could you do this to us! I loved you, but I can’t accept this abomination!
Y/N: Oh, so you care about the crust style but now what you put ON the pizza? You put mayonnaise and marshmallows on your pizza! If anything, that’s the abomination!
Mikey: *gasp*!
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Well, Hi There
Welcome to the Jenuine Lair -- Do, please call me Jen.
Many of my projects will be works-in-progress, though I will still post them as they are ready with each segment. I have a long and detailed writing process (it's just how I work, no rhyme or reason behind it). Majority will be posted on A03, links provided will be established.
This master post is going to be subject to updates, so stay tuned.
I am a shy bean getting over from being a recluse but asks and shares are always welcomed. I enjoy interaction, just struggle on reaching out.
🐢TMNT STORIES🐢
A Haunt of Normalcy (post subject to updates) If you enjoy family connections and growth, romances sprouting in unlikely places, spooky and scary things that make your blood freeze and skin crawl, this is the series for you. Fair warning, it is going to be a long, long ride. * Please pay head to the TWs *Tags: #jenuinely writes, #A Haunt of Normalcy, #AHON AU
A Family Tail (post subject to updates) Splinter finds an unexpected romance in the most unexpected ways. A 'What if' take on the boys growing up with a mother-figure in their lives. One of the fluffiest stories I've ever had the pleasure of writing. This will be updated for as long as I write AHON, as it is my buffer as I write spooky horror. *Tags: #jenuinely writes, #A Family Tail AU, #AFT AU
TMNT ONE-SHOTS *Tag: #jenuinely writes, #tmnt one-shot
I Need You A comfort fic featuring 2018 Donatello, inspired by a head canon by the wonderful and sweet @luckycharms1701
Delvation (post subject to update) A long Angst and Hurt/Comfort fic out the wazoo. A Group of humans decide to explore a section of sewers and have a run-in with a very dangerous mutant. * Major Blood and Injury with a grey-area ending.
🔞NSFW CONTENT🔞 *Tag: #jenuinely writes, #nsfw content
***Minors DNI***
Picture Perfect Memory A Leo x Reader story that takes edging to a whole new level.
---COMING SOON---
The Fifth Renaissance Master A TMNT/Gargoyles/Transformers AU told in Three Arcs, Bayverse Universe
Time of the Ronin Bayverse continuation, takes place 2 years after OotS; the brothers are sent back in time to Feudal Japan, where they come across a territory of yokai in need of aid against a tyrannical lord, hell-bent on hunting and destroying a Ronin by the name of Miyamoto Usagi.
Shelled Dimension Bayverse continuation, takes place five years after Time of the Ronin; A person from Dimension X had been inadvertently left behind on Earth and been living in NYC for the past seven years, blending in as best she could and doing her best to figure out a way home. With new friends from CUNY that study under Stockman, and a chance meeting with one of the turtles at her workplace, it becomes a race to get the last of the materials together to get Kala home to her brothers and out of the enclosing clutches of those that would use this teleportation portal for worse outcomes.
Family Roots A "What If" take on the Bayverse 2014 movie: What if April's father hadn't died in the fire? What if April hadn't released the test animals she'd grown a connection with to the sewers of NYC? What if Dr. O'Neil had a plan to save them all, and it involved their family farm in upstate New York? Aka - The brothers and Splinter are raised on the O'Neil farm, alongside their big sister April and second dad, Robert O'Neil.
River Children A full AU, inspired by Wolf Children. April O'Neil is in school to become a historical analyst and journalist, and is taking her year abroad in Japan, where she meets Hamato Yoshi. They become close friends that blossoms into a romance, though the secret that has been eating away at Yoshi is something that not only could April ever have guessed, but it will change her life path forever. *Spoiler: The Dad Doesn't Die in This One.
Dimensional Rift Canon Divergence Incarnation AU; Shredder is successful on capturing the Hamato family and, with Stockman's help on the left-behind Krang tech, dimensional teleports the five to a parallel universe. They are born anew, in separate families, living separate lives. But as always, they manage to find each other, even though they have no idea of their past identities. With the help of a young girl that goes to their school that comes to the dojo for self-control training, the found family realizes the heaviness of their situation...and try to figure out if there is a remote chance of going back home.
Four Seasons Amalgamation AU; A chance meeting between a grieving woman on a rooftop and a sunshine personality turtle change the trajectory of their paths in ways that none of them would have imagined. *A reverse harem story, SFW
Time After Time Sequel to Four Seasons; A series of one-shots told over the years before and after the arrival of their daughter, Cerini "Cera".
Remains of the Day Canon Divergence, Dream Inspired AU; Shredder had won. Over half of NYC had become his territory, with a wide-spread mutation sprouting among its residence. The city was quarantined. Followed by the State. Followed by the Eastern side of the Appalachian Mountains. Left to their own devices, the newly stated nation of Wilde Numen became near-feral in its adjustments of constant war. Over forty years later, a soldier is separated from her squadron during a mission to protect their sector from predatory nomads and finds herself injured, lost, and underground in the forgotten subway sewers of the fallen NYC. She finds herself in the care of an old turtle mutant, whose greatest treasure is a shrine of well-polished weapons and colored sashes. *I kid you not, I dreamt this 2015, the year The Last Ronin came out before I even read/heard of the series; still freaks me out to this day on that coincidence.
Anger clouds the mind. Turned inward it is an unconquerable enemy. You are unique among your brothers for you choose to face this enemy alone. But as you face it, do not forget them, and do not forget me.
I watched the 1990s film for the first time recently. I really really liked it, guys
this is going around twitter rn but im also super curious: please tell me your top four comfort movies that you’re always down to watch bc my friend thinks mine are ridiculous and now we’ve realised everyone’s version of “comfort” is hilariously different
They are supporting the newcomers! Can't wait for Mutant Mayhem!
I went yard sale-ing today (our town does one every other Saturday) and these were the only TMNT merchandise I could find in 7 yard sales! I also found some nice finds, like a new suitcase for traveling, a new recliner for my husband (he broke his back due to a recent car accident we were both in, but we're fine) and some nice knick-knacks.
It's very hard to find TMNT stuff in a small town. I'm actually not gonna keep the mask, my cousin's baby likes TMNT and he would love this mask. I am, however, going to keep the DVD.
They are supporting the newcomers! Can't wait for Mutant Mayhem!