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Harvey: Historically, the egg festival was the festival of fertility. *blushes* Would you like to partake in the festivities a little early?

My farmer who birthed their son like 5 days ago and just woke up:

Do yall think the flower dance is an actual dance or do yall wonder if everyone just be bouncing and swaying and walking towards each other and that’s it.

This includes the farmer just power squatting like it’s leg day when dancing.

Me listening to “Head Over Heels” by Tears for Fears while imagining Harvey dancing with my farmer on their wedding day, looking into each other’s eyes with genuine love as Harvey realizes he’ll no longer be alone.

I wanna do that farmer profile thing so badly but my ADHD brain wants to info dump so much that the few info lines is not enough for me 😭

I’ll probably make it and post it and just info dump underneath the image

I finally made it…

I will inform dump later because I am tired lol

Alrighty here we go.

Farmer Maya

Age: 32

Birthday: Fall 26

Height: 5’4

Race/Ethnicity: Black/Mexican

Likes: (specifically blue) Fairy roses, Lucky Lunch, Wine, Opals, and Ducks being her favorite animal.

Dislikes: Most other alcohols, those dang bats (not the fruit bats they’re cool), Insects, Mushrooms, and escargot.

Favorite thing to do: Cooking

Greatly dislikes working during the summer (way too hot)

Pets: Marshmallow (her precious little princess) and Butterscotch the best horse there is.

Lover: Harvey the absolute sweetheart.

Friends: Maru, Sam, Shane, and Elliott.

Relationships:

Freeloader Maria: Maya’s identical twin sister who decided to tag along when she found out her precious little sis (by a few minutes) was gonna take over their grandfather’s farm. Maya made her promise that she has to do some work if she’s gonna follow her there. (At most she does chores around the house before eventually getting her own cabin so the love birds can be alone.)

Harvey: Maya introduced herself to him first out of everyone in town since the clinic was the closest, he was shy when talking to her which made her determined to want to become his friend. Over time they bonded more especially with her bringing him gifts twice a week. Maria teases them every chance she gets.

Maru: Maru was also one of the first to meet Maya, I mean it’s not like Maya would just rudely walk past her to talk to Harvey so of course Maru became friends with her as well. She was happy to see someone become friends with the doctor. (outside of having drinks at the saloon)

Sam: Honestly, Maya has no idea how this happened. What happened was Sam made a request on the board by Pierre’s for a purple mushroom, and when Maya delivered it he noticed she was covered in various bruises and monster parts. He thought she was so cool after that and they would talk every time they passed each other, telling stories of what she encountered in the mines.

Shane: When Maya first met him she was put off by his sour attitude(thankfully Maria doesn’t know), she then proceeded to not engage with him(besides some deliveries)until Marnie explained that he’s much nicer when you get to know him. The next time she met him he was reluctantly hanging out with Harvey and Elliott. Harvey and Elliott invited her to the table and after a few drinks Shane opened up his shell just a bit. They became closer after the incident by the cliff.

Elliott: Maya met Elliott by the docks when trying out her new fishing rod, she could overhear him repeating a poem out loud and complimented him on it. In all honesty Maya thought she may have been dreaming or encountered a mythical creature when she saw him for the first time, ever since she mentioned Mystery novels being her favorite they’ve continued to bond from there.

Additional Info:

Yes, the entire town (besides Lewis and Robin) was confused when being introduced to the twins since they introduced themselves at different times. Anyone who was smart enough realized quickly that Maya wasn’t just suddenly changing outfits and voice just to introduce herself twice.

Maya and Maria bicker a lot from time to time due to their clashing personalities.

Maya was never taught how to swim and despite her fears she goes fishing which makes Willy proud.

Dream job was to be a veterinarian, but due to her allergies to dogs she had to find something else out (She felt it wouldn’t be fair to exclude dogs)

Is a sucker for the vintage aesthetic and loves geeking about vintage stuff (Which she bonds over with Harvey and Elliott)

Maya is terrified of bugs, it makes her skin crawl just looking at them so floors 10-30 was hell for her. Thankfully Maria was willing to join her(she’s not a good fighter though…)

Both twins could see the junimos but only Maya believes they’re real. They both saw them as kids but as they got older just assumed it was their imagination until seeing them again. Maria still can’t believe Maya actually went and drank a mysterious liquid from the wizard.(only Maya can understand them.)

And here’s a picture of Maria

I think I have exhausted my brain of stuff I wanted to tell. I may have a few more things if anyone asks questions idk.

I finally made it…

I will inform dump later because I am tired lol

I’m deciding between writing an actual story or just dropping random things of Maya and Maria’s life in the Valley….

I literally have no one irl to talk about SDV with hence why I made this account but I also don’t want to be boring by just talking lol.

I made seasonal portraits because why not. The outfits are what Maya’s wears when she’s not working or hanging out with Harvey I wanted to have images of her without the sun hat.

Maria: I noticed you do a lot of those help wanted requests, how come you don’t want to do this one?

Maya: Because I refuse to sell Sebastian my hard work only for him to throw it at the mountain wall >:(

Maria: Girl, our finances are hanging by a thread from you buying Dr. Boring coffee twice a week just do it…

Changing a few things about the girls because I lowkey think it would be cool if they were supernatural in some way since they were born before spirit’s eve

Random fact because I’m bored:

Maya didn’t win the egg hunt year 1, Abigail won but didn’t care for the hat and gave it to Maya because she figured that since she’s a farmer a sunhat could be useful to her. Maya traded an amethyst for it and wears it when the weather is Sunny and wore it almost every day in the summer.

What if I told yall I was stalling on writing My Harvey Headcannons which was created to stall for writing Maya and Maria stuff 😅

I have a very low attention span I’m sorry 😭

I bolted in through the doors and this was his response 😭

ALL THAT JUST TO TELL ME I GOT A LITTLE CUT ON MY HAND THEN GAVE ME A BANDAID I LOVE THIS CUTIEPIE

I FINALLY DID AN ART YALL

I don’t really draw much so I’m not very good 👉👈

Please could you tell us about your farmer? 😊

AAAAAAAAAAA— *ahem* Yes of course, I need to go in more depth on Maya and her sister.

Anything I don’t bring up can also be found here. (Of course there may be some conflicting information because I am changing some stuff)

Maya and her sister were both born just before Spirit’s eve on a full moon, as a result they were…different. They’re witches, twin witches I based them on my favorite childhood Disney movie Twitches because why not.

Now for this ask I’m gonna focus on Maya specifically. Growing up Maya tried her best to learn how to control her abilities(mostly based on mods that I have like for example better foraging being telekinesis and being able to sense certain things in the valley, fast travel being teleportation etc.) however she wouldn’t use it in public because her mother put into her head that people wouldn’t see her as normal.

She spent her summers in the Valley with her grandfather, when she wasn’t in the city at school she sure did enjoy helping her grandfather on the farm. She thrived in the valley, feeling pretty much at home there. Her grandfather would show her around the town and they would attend the Luau and of course her favorite the Moonlight Jellies. When she wasn’t working however she found a few secrets of her own, little apple shaped creatures popping up every now and then but disappearing when someone else shows up, swearing she saw a fairy in the garden sprinkling dust over some crops. Strange things happen all the time in the valley and Maya wanted to explore it all, however all good things came to an end when her grandfather passed from an illness in her pre-teens.

After her grandfather’s passing Maya no longer had a reason to visit the valley, she became a shut in for her teen years up till college. By then she didn’t really know what to do with her life, she dropped her dream job and she spent too much time moping around. She decided to move out to community college just barely getting by money-wise before working for Joja.

Post-college she worked full time at Joja while staying in her apartment with Maria. Maria didn’t exactly live there but she may as well have, she would mainly crash there and maybe on a good day do some chores. Over time she had enough and discovered her gift from her grandfather, the farm, the place she felt at home at was hers now. And of course Maria followed, Maya didn’t exactly want Maria there but she felt that maybe she could use the company, as long as she did something.

(Bare with me I’m almost done yapping)

When taking over the farm Maya was almost a completely different person, no longer a miserable shut in because she wanted to continue her grandmother’s legacy. Poor girl hardly socialized during Spring, people would see her around during festivals and when making purchases from Pierre’s or leaving the Clinic because she would get injured from working on the farm or in the mines or passing out from exhaustion overworking herself. People would get whatever they were requested sent to them. If you really wanted to interact with her you’d be lucky to find her fishing somewhere. As for her magic she tries not to use it too much when working, she may slightly convenience herself by using telekinesis or when no one is looking teleport to another location.

I think I will leave it at that for now since I did plan on dropping prologue soon.

Hello all!

I just wanted to drop a sneak peek at what I have been writing for my Maya x Harvey thing, it is a WIP but I just wanted to share this to see what people think of it. This is a paragraph from the prologue.

Maya moped around her room looking at old photos of her and her grandfather. She began to yearn for the valley again, the fresh air, the scenery, the mystical atmosphere, the— “Huh?” Maya’s thoughts were interrupted when started to feel a presence of some kind, it felt like… her grandfather? She followed the sense to her bedside table, pulled open the drawer and there it was, the letter, the one her grandfather gave her all those years ago. Maya grabs the envelope and takes some time to read what’s inside. “AHA! THIS IS IT! THIS IS WHAT I NEED!” Maya’s shouting caught the attention of Maria, she shot up from the couch and ran to the bedroom door. “Maya! It’s 12am! You can’t be shoutin’ like that!” Maria whispered, “Sorry…” Maya lowered her voice and awkwardly cleared her throat, “I have made a spontaneous decision.” “What?” Maria questioned “Starting tomorrow, I’m getting out of this place. Away from this shitty apartment, away from this tiring job, away from this overwhelming city!” Maya started “And this is my ticket out of here!” Maya holds up the envelope from her grandfather. “The letter from gramps? What does that have to do with this?” Maria looked at her confused and slightly tired “I have been given ownership of the farm! And I’m moving there as soon as possible!” It was like a fire thought to be long gone was lit up within Maya, Maria hadn't seen her this excited in years. “That old place? Is it even still there?” Maya waves her hand causing a piece of paper and pen to appear before her. “Only one way to find out!”

Me: *Literally just trying to focus on writing*

My brain: Make an AU where Maya and Maria are deities of the valley…

Me:

Eh?! There's another farmer?..

Yes, it is another farmer! Hi there, Maya. I'm V! I don't think we have met before... it's a pleasure to meet you.

— @ur-farming-weirdo

Hello V, it’s nice to meet you as well! I’m still pretty new around here so there’s still plenty of fellow farmers I haven’t met yet.

Couldn’t sleep so I made portraits of Maya and Harvey’s kids, because I will do anything except work on the stuff I’m supposed to

Azalea- Older sister by a year and fully embraced the mystical side of the valley like her mother and wants to help in the medical field like her father. With the approval of both parents and help from the Wizard she makes potions and remedies from whatever she finds in the forest (basically stuff like Life potions, oil of garlic, etc.), taking on the witch aesthetic (yes she wears the witch costume everywhere) because her mother is one as she puts it. Due to influence from her aunt she’s more extroverted and isn’t afraid to say hello to a new face.

Desmond- Much quieter of the two, he can talk he just usually responds with gestures. Joins his father in making plane models which led to him eventually tinkering with various objects. Nearly gave Harvey a heart attack a few times whenever he messed with something potentially dangerous but eventually he got a more safe environment to mess around in. He goes down a more engineering path helping his mom make things easier on the farm, sprinkler system for the greenhouse, even sturdier fences for the animals, etc. because of this he gained a bond with the family in the carpenter shop.

Whether or not the kids have inherited magic is an idk for me dawg I literally just made all this up when I should be sleeping…

i need EVERYONE who is a harvey lover like myself to check out @/clarisinne on tiktok and their cringe fail farmer series i just watched/read the whole thing and i am soooo in love with how they portray harvey