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Unfinished Ewok crochet 🧶 animal..
I am making this for someone, um it didn’t come out right but I’ll make another one.
I still need to make the eyes, mouth, and spear.
Ewok is walking... adventure part 2!!
This is for people who haven’t seen Star Wars (shush they exist.) I’m going to name two canon things that happen and one completely made up thing (just two truths and a lie, basically) and you should comment which one you think is the lie.
The answer to my poll.
(Truth) The cannibalistic Teddy bears are called Ewoks.
(Lie) Darth Vader’s iconic suit never goes green.
(Truth) Incest in Star Wars, more likely than you think. To make it worse he kisses his TWIN sister. To make it slightly better they do not know they are siblings at the time. George Lucas has said he planned the siblings twist the whole time I think either a) that’s bullshit, or B) George was into some kinky shit.
Thanks for playing ya’ll, it’s been my sadistic pleasure.
ROCK & RULE (Dir: Clive A Smith, 1983).
Rock & Rule is a futuristic, dystopian sci-fi rock musical from Canadian animation studio Nelvana.
On a post apocalypse planet Earth in which mutant rodents have displaced extinct humans as the dominant species, evil genius rock god Mok (voiced by Don Francks with singing by Lou Reed) plots to summon an inter-dimensional demon, presumably in pursuit of world dominance. In order to fulfill his maniacal plan he must engage the talents of Angel (Susan Roman with singing from Blondie's Deborah Harry), a young, ambitious singing mouse with the desired vocal frequency to open up a portal to the demon's domain. Kidnapping Angel and whisking her off to his lair in Nuke York, the pair are soon perused by Angel's fellow band members on a daring rescue mission. Yeah, I kinda lost the thread of the plot a couple of times, but what the hey? Hallucinogenics may help...
Read the full review on my blog JINGLE BONES MOVIE TIME! Link below.
