Source: Big Bang Theory - Tumblr Posts

Merlin: Our children will be beautiful and intelligent.

Gwaine: Don't forget imaginary.

Yoongi: you're giving me a sticker?

Y/n: not just any sticker. It's a sticker with a cat saying "me-wow!"

Yoongi: ...

Yoongi: I'm not a preschooler

Y/n: alright fine, I'll take it back-

Yoongi: no, I earned this, fuck off!

Gumball: woah man, are you going down?!

Darwin: Naw, you’re going down!

Gumball: Oh, if anybody’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be you!

Anais: Boys, it’s been 30 minutes and nobodies touched each other.

Lilith: hey sweetie, how was the meeting?

Lucifer: oh uh- so great, you know! Started out great, ended great, the whole thing was just great! Yup..uh huh.

Lilith: Luci if you went to House of Pies, you can just say so.

Lucifer: hold on, if you think I’m lying why does it have to be that I was eating pies? What if I was having an affair?

Lilith: listen it’s fine, just next time bring me a slice.

Lilith: wait, when did you pick our kids names?

Lucifer: you remember the day we met in the garden?

Lilith: yes?

Lucifer:

Lucifer: a non-creepy amount of time after that.

Jackie, after her parents cut her off: I'm a little low on cash.

Hyde: How much you got?

Jackie: Nothing.

Hyde: How can you walk around with no money?

Jackie: I'm cute, I get by.