Skz Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Y/N : It's funny how Han can't lie.

I.N : Oh he sure can.

Y/N : What do you mean ?

I.N : Well from what i know he never told you he loved yo- ...u.

Y/N : ... I hope I never told you a secret.

I.N : ... Was the "borrowed shirt" a secret ?

Han : Y/N, I'll marry you if you cross the lake swimming.

*Y/N jumps*

Minho : What are they doing... ?

Han : I said I'd marry them if they crossed the lake.

Minho : I thought they couldn't swim...

Han : Wha-

bangchan: *falls*

seuungmin: QUICK A SENIOR CITIZEN HAS FALLEN THIS IS ONE OF THE ELDERLY GET AN AMBULANCE CHECK HIS MEDICAL BRACELET CALL LIFE ALERT

Chan: You ever think how insignificant we are in the universe? Like we’re two human beings, on one planet, in one solar system, out of one cluster, in one supercluster, in one observable universe?

Jisung: I try not to.

Chan: oh.

Minho: Why would you ever buy flowers for someone?

Hyunjin: Because it’s a romantic gesture?

Minho: That’s dumb—flowers wither within days

Hyunjin: So?

Minho: So they’re useless—

Felix: But it’s the thought that counts

Minho: I wish the police would think that way

*Hyunjin enters the room*

Seungmin: No

Hyunjin: I didn’t even say anything yet?

Seungmin: I can sense dilemma seeping off you, and quite frankly todays my break day so no.

Hyunjin: but—

Seungmin: No

Hyunjin: *annoyed and muttering under his breath*

Felix: ???

Jeongin: *shrugs*

*BinSung shopping*

Changbin: Make sure to get something for Lee Know

Han: What? Why?

Changbin: You don’t get stuff for your husband when you’re out?

Han: We’re not married—

Changbin: Does he know that?

Seungmin: *Creeping up behind Innie*

Seungmin: BOO!

Jeongin: FOR F*CKS SAKE—WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?!?

Seungmin: *sighs* It all started when I was young…

Jeongin: … 🧍‍♀️

*Skz watching a playback of their dance practice practice*

Hyunjin: HAHA HAN MADE A MISTAKE

Han: Lay off j*ck*ss

Hyunjin: At least I didn’t make a mistake lmao

Minho: You **are** the mistake

Han: HAHA! TAKE THAT! 🫵

*Hyunjin walks into the living room*

Hyunjin: *yawns*

Han: Look who’s final awake!

Felix: Morning’ sunshine

Chan: Hey Jinnie, Lee Know is making breakfast you want some?

Hyunjin: yes

Minho: (from the kitchen) What so I’m a maid now?

Hyunjin: also yes

Minho: *Plugs in airfryer*

Hyunjin: Haha I’m in danger.

Jeongin: You guys have seen the whole ‘I made it’ trend?

Chan: Yeah?

Jeongin: I think mine was during stay’s paper airplane project, it was so memorable

Chan: Now why would you say that you know Felix has a tender heart

Felix: *Sobbing violently*

Chan: Look what you’ve done

*SeungJin sitting on the couch*

Hyunjin: I’m just saying, why the hell not?!

Seungmin: Jinnie we are not arguing about this again.

Han: *walks in* Arguing about what?

Hyunjin: Nothing you nosy mf

Han: Tf I do to you?

Hyunjin: Exist.

Seungmin: *sighs* You know macarons?

Han: The pastry?

Hyunjin: No b*tch the vegetable

Han: Stfu

Seungmin: Anyways, Hyunjin thinks they should be considered a sandwich

Hyunjin: And I stand by that!

Han: … tbh I see it

Hyunjin: SEE?

Han: But just because Hyunjin thinks that I’ma side with Minnie

Hyunjin: WTF DID I DO TO YOU?

Han: Exist.

*SeungIn sharing a bed*

Jeongin: Minnie..

Seungmin: *grumbles* yeah?

Jeongin: I want ice cream.

Seungmin: *shifts to face him* Innie it’s 2 am…

Jeongin: I know… :((

Seungmin: *gets up and leaves the room*

Jeongin: *thinking* (Ah he’s probably using the bathroom).

—5 minutes later—

*Seungmin re-enters the bedroom fully clothed and with shoes on*

Seungmin: Well? Are you coming?

*HyunSung had a fight*

Hyunjin: *enters the room Jisung is in*

Hyunjin: oh

Jisung: oh

Hyunjin & Jisung: . . .

Jisung: I’m sor—

Hyunjin: I shouldn’t have—

Jisung: 🧍‍♂️

Hyunjin: 🧍‍♂️

Hyunjin: So what were you gonna say?

Jisung: Pft- Nothing.

Hyunjin: Yeah right *smirking*

Jisung: *huffs* Whatever you don’t deserve to hear it anymore.

(They make up automatically after that).

hiiii ! i absolutely enjoyed your random skz pair hcs :)) can i request for 2min and jeonglix? only if you're taking requests !! thank you <3

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✰ Requested Skz–Pair Headcannons: ✰

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(Please note that I do not actually ship them in real life, this is for pure fun and giggles. — It might also not be realistic lol).

Pairs included: 2Min, Jeonglix

Listen along while you read :)

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[ Re: ] hihi 🙌 I’m so glad you enjoyed the first part AAAAAA—requests are totally open yes, and I hope you enjoy the hcs ❤️❤️ (I’d also like to thank you for being so sweet).

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:: 🌿 2Min 🌿 :: ( Minho & Seungmin )

• Cat and dog dynamic, but hear me out it sometimes reverses and Minho will be the one acting like a golden retriever to a snarky Seungmin.

• Minho proposes first, no particular reason why other than he was faster to buy the ring and prepare his big moment.

• Married couple vibes, they bicker but it’s usually just pointless fighting. If an argument erupts to a somewhat significant level, Minho becomes level headed and tones down the situation with a distraction while their temper dials down. (“WELL YOU—”, “Hey, okay. Let’s take a break, and circle back. You probably haven’t eaten lunch yet right?”, “no..”, “Okay, I’ll go make something.”).

• Both are hardheaded as hell, not to mention a little petty. So it’ll either work in your favor, when they agree with you on something, or it’s your worst nightmare. (The rest of SKZ has been on the back burner of many heavily fueled arguments from 2Min).

• Teasing Minho whenever Seungmin wants affection if any kind, be it verbal, physical or anything in between. For this reason, Seungmin avoids being direct about what he wants, little does he know Minho reads right through him.

• Minnie likes to sneak a taste at whatever Minho’s cooking when he thinks he isn’t looking. (He is, and he lets it go).

• Minho got Seungmin a tiny flip-able magnet for their fridge that lets him know what he’s in the mood for. (One side says cuddly, the other says prickly). Communicating without communicating, their favorite thing.

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:: 🌸 Jeonglix 🌸 :: ( Jeongin & Felix )

• If they fight it usually ends in both parties in tears, extremely sensitive to conflict. They both go their own ways to calm down but always sleep in the same bed no matter how bad the fight is. They collectively have a mindset of “you’re not going anywhere until we figure this out” and will spend an entire day talking it out if they have to.

• Felix definitely has to snatch I.N.’s devices away, in order to make sure he gets sleep. If that doesn’t work, he nags him over and over under he gives up and slightly (Jeongin would argue he doesn’t at all, but that’s just denial) cuddles Felix back.

• “Things he says when he thinks I’m asleep” trope!! Late at night, when the two are in bed, Jeongin definitely voices some thoughts he wouldn’t dare to if Felix was awake. (Yet somehow in the back of his mind, Jeongin knows Felix is listening to him, but refuses to listen to that thought).

• Felix proposes first, because of course he does—Innie had pondered on making the first move but chickened out, scared of rejection.

• Jeongin thinks Felix fell first, but everyone (including Felix) knows he’s had a soft spot for Felix ever since he met him. Jeongin both fell first and fell harder when he realized his feelings (after Felix confessed).

• Sickeningly sweet affection from Felix both excites and scares Innie, he’s not used to constant skinship, but eventually his walls crumble for Felix and for Felix **only**.

• Felix likes to hoard items from their dates (e.g. tickets from going to the movies) to remember how far they’ve come and how comfortable they’ve grown.

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This was a lot of fun! If you have any requests please ask away (SKZ, TXT and maybe some other groups but it depends on my familiarity with them).

P.S. Even if I’ve already done the pair you want, you can still request! (I can write more 🙌).

Don’t forget to eat and drink water :)

Chan: Can we please stop this conversation.

Minho: Why what’s wrong??

Chan: You’re literally teaching Innie how to hide evidence from the police.

Minho: So?! He’s learning a lot! Plus he’s enjoying this, aren’t you Innie?

Jeongin: *trembling* no. No I am not.

Han: Why does it matter whether or not my room is clean?

Seungmin: Well how are you supposed to live in this fucking mess?

Han: It’s not THAT bad—

Felix: Jisungie we literally can’t even get past the door without stepping on clothes.

Han: I don’t see the problem here.

Changbin: d’you think my muscles look good?

Hyunjin: What I think is we need to cancel your gym membership

Changbin: Why would you say that.

Hyunjin: Hyung they’re getting too big—

Changbin: *took it as a compliment* AWE HYUNJINNIE CMERE 🗣️

Seungmin: You might wanna run flour boy, unless you wanna be squeezed into a crepe 👁️

*Changbin and Han annoying a tired ass Chan*

Chan: I want to go home.

Changbin: You ARE home.

Chan: I would like a different home.

Han: Not possible, we’re family.

Chan: I would like a different family.

Changbin: You can’t choose family though..

Han: Actually he DID choose us

Chan: I would like a Time Machine.

Changbin: And so I told her how tf you on a diet and at McDonald’s??

Han: HEEEELP *Crying of laughter*

Jeongin: *Squeaking giggles*

Changbin: … Everyone laughs but no one follows..

Chan: What?

Minho: Have you been spending too much time on Youtube shorts again?

Changbin: …