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JUST A SHORT HEADCANON OF DIRECTOR BRIGHT AND DOCTOR GEARS. A FEM S/O. NFSW Content.

ANY WARNINGS: Yes, this headcanon contains sexual content. NSFW! AGAIN THIS CONTAINS SEXUAL CONTENT. NO MINORS!!

DIRECTOR JACK BRIGHT:

SFW turn-ons: A nice smile. Smelling amazing. Especially, when she just came from the shower and he catches a whiff of how great she smells when she is walking by. He likes it.

He doesn't know why but whenever his girl puts her hair in a ponytail or messy bun. It gets to him. He just finds it so attractive. It seems like a simple thing she does regularly but to him, he's like... Woah... 😳

When she wears sundresses.

Despite him, not being the type to like any physical affection he does loves it when she gives him back hugs. Then places a small kiss on his cheek or neck, his heart would literally be doing flips! His whole face turns so red too! Just makes him feel so loved and soft inside... ❤️ Also extra points if she isn't wearing a bra and only his shirt. He is going to die...

In addition to this, he is the type to love seeing her wearing his clothes. Whether it is a shirt, sweater, or even sweatpants he enjoys seeing her wear it.

When they are laughing together and she accidentally snorts because of how hard she was laughing. He finds it kind of cute. He would obviously tease her about it but it is all in name of fun.

SFW turn-offs: Bad manners. Inconsiderate. Hotheaded. Immaturity. Can't take a joke properly. Like obviously you don't have to laugh at every single joke he says but at least have a sense of humor.

NSFW turn-ons: A nice ass. Confidence but not cockiness (there is a difference). A little pulling hair but not too hard.

When she moans into his ear. It gets him going!!

When he is in a certain mood, he likes to tease her a bit. He likes seeing the annoyed look she gives him sometimes tbh. She can tease him back if she wants to but don’t do it too much lol

This has to do with him enjoying her when she is confident and comfortable with him, but he would like a striptease from her.

Or maybe her taking off his own clothes.

NSFW turn-offs: Being a bit too loud. Being too aggressive. Anything that is BDSM.

DOCTOR CHARLES GEARS:

SFW turn-ons: He likes it when his girl is talking about something she is very passionate about and becomes so excited about it! She would turn into a complete nerd talking about the subject.

Like her eyes light up. She sounds so passionate and smart about it too! He likes it. There is just something about it that just makes him weak tbh.

And yeah this may sound a bit cliche? But whenever he sees her and she gives him this cheeky grin or smile. It just makes his day. Like he could be having the most shitty day but once he sees that smile of hers. It makes him feel a little better.

He is a sucker for a nice smile too.

Little touches, or those innocent grabbing of his arm or hands. He doesn’t mind it. But only if they are alone together. He would feel a bit awkward about it if she does it while they are in public.

Likes when she gives him small pecks on the lips. Cute and simple. He would feel a bit taken back but would like it.

He doesn't know why but he finds it so cute when his girl is trying to get into her jeans and is doing this wigging dance. When she is jumping a little while trying to fit in her jeans. He watches in amusement like: do you need any help???

SFW turn-off: Being passive-aggressive with him. Easily becoming jealous or possessive. Trying to intentionally provoke him. Being unnecessarily disrespectful to others.

NFWS turn-ons: Biting his bottom lip or biting his neck. (but at the same time, he would hate to deal with hiding the hickey later on but oh well... 🤷‍♀️ lol…)

Matching lingerie. Especially if it is black or red lingerie. That is hot.

He is another one who likes a nice ass too. But he loves thick thighs!!! Whenever he is going down on her, he likes to give her thighs some attention too. He loves biting, kissing, and squeezing them. HE CAN'T HELP IT! He likes them too much! lol.

Also, he likes it when she first instigates that she wants to have sex. When she makes the first move. He likes the boldness but she can’t be too bold. Especially if they are in public.

Okay, so he becomes so hot and bothered whenever he sees her touching herself. There is just something about it that turns him on. He would lose all sense of control.

He wouldn’t be able to stop himself from “helping her out."

NFWS turn-offs: Trying to suddenly dominate him. (He doesn’t like that. He would feel like she is trying to degrade him in a way. So she shouldn't do that. Try to ease him into it slowly.) Doesn’t like BDSM either tbh. Being too pushy.

The Doctors/Directors going through a haunted house.

DIRECTOR JACK BRIGHT: Wouldn't be scared at all. He is the one that takes the lead in the group actually. Wouldn't scream or become startled when a jumpscare happens either. He would just give the actors a slightly amused/unfazed look like: try again ;)

DIRECTOR ALTO CLEF: He wouldn't be scared but he would be annoyed with these actors constantly trying to scare him. And he hates being on his guard for too long. He looks annoyed at the end.

Gears had to stop him from shooting one of the actors earlier.

DOCTOR CHARLES GEARS: He is the one who almost everyone would use as a shield lol. He is just the right person for that. But he becomes a little annoyed whenever they shout or scream in his ear. Like, settle down. There is no reason to overreact like that. These are actors and none of it is real. Calm down. But at the same time, he is the one who would look after the other doctors to make sure they aren't doing anything that can get them into trouble. He knows how rowdy they can get during these kinds of events. Such a dad, I love him.

But other than that he would keep his composure and wouldn't become scared at all.

DOCTOR ICEBERG: He is going to lie to himself saying that he isn't going to get scared or anything. That none of this would get to him. But once a creepy ass clown jumpscares him, his soul would literally leave his body lol.

DOCTOR SIMON GLASS: He hates haunted houses. Hates it. He doesn't understand why people even enjoy it tbh. It is going to take a while for him to even consider entering the Haunted House at first. But when he does enter, he is going to hold on to anyone near him. And when a jumpscare happens he is going to clench onto the person tight... Would probably scream and then laugh at himself afterward.

DOCTOR AGATHA RIGHTS: She is the type to "accidentally" punch one of the actors because they were getting too close to her during a jumpscare.

DOCTOR BEN KONDRAKI: He isn't fazed about it. In fact, he is annoyed too. He came here thinking that maybe these actors could get him scared but here he is annoyed instead. Such a waste smh...

SCP-073 (CAIN): Cain finds haunted houses a waste of time. He isn't a fan of it so it would take a while to even convince him to come. And that isn't because he is scared or anything but he just doesn't see the point in going to one. But when he does enter a haunted house, he is calm for the most part but would jump if something catches him off guard.

SCP-076 (ABLE): He finds it amusing that these "actors" try so hard to scare him... it brings a smile to his face. How pitiful... However, he will become angry when an actor does catch him off guard and makes him jump in fright. Then someone will have to hold him back

Headcanon: Which types of dates would the doctors/directors and brothers (Cain and Able) enjoy?

Any warning: No warning.

A/N: Just another headcanon. Enjoy it!!

DIRECTOR JACK BRIGHT:

Would totally enjoy a museum date. Whether it is an art museum, science museum, or even a historic museum. He would enjoy it.

DIRECTOR ALTO CLEF:

The shooting range. He likes shooting ranges and he says it somehow helps him relax (Idk 😂).

He would be trying out so many different types of guns during their session. Knows almost every gun there too. He would like to play a little competitive game with his S/O during their session too.

Like who could get a higher amount of shots within fifteen minutes or something like that.

Oh! And if his S/O isn’t familiar with guns or hasn’t shot one in their life. Don’t fret! Because they are going to learn today! He is actually a good teacher too! You would be shooting perfect headshots within hours because of his help. It is ridiculous tbh.

And you bet he is going to be buying you a gun before you guys leave. (if you want a gun that is.)

DOCTOR CHARLES GEARS:

Gears is a man that would enjoy a lunch date or coffee date.

But- if he is in the mood to treat his S/O. Like maybe he knows he is going to be extremely busy the coming week and wants to spend quality time with them beforehand. Then he would plan something romantic. Like a romantic dinner.

He would take his S/O to their favorite restaurant.

But at the same time, he would like to plan a romantic dinner at home too. He would actually prefer having it at home too. Since they would have more privacy. And he would be able to feel more relaxed.

Also, Gears knows how to be romantic when he wants to be. Will have you surprised.

However, he might sweep you off your feet with how romantic he is. He can’t cook for shit lol.

So, he would just settle for ordering some take-out.

But maybe his S/O knows how to cook and steps in to cook for them. He would offer to help if they need any. It would just be him and S/O cooking together. He would enjoy it ;)

DOCTOR ICEBERG:

Likes library dates. Because he spends most of his time in the Site library. Does Site-19 even have a library? Probably. In my canon it does. That place is huge anyways lol. (That is if his S/O works for the Foundation too).

Ice skating. He is actually good at it too. Would help his S/O if they need any help. I can just Imagine his S/O holding onto him the entire time because they are afraid of falling lol.

DOCTOR SIMON GLASS:

Rollerskating.

But there are sometimes when Glass wants something simple so he would enjoy a movie date. Kind of like a Netflix & Chill? Just snuggling up close with his S/O and watching any movie they wanted.

DOCTOR AGATHA RIGHTS:

Rights enjoys going to theatres or watching musical plays.

Or sometimes settle for a cute coffee date.

Zoo dates. She loves zoo dates! She likes seeing so many animals, petting them, and chatting with her S/O. It helps her forget about her difficult job for a while and just enjoy life.

DOCTOR BEN KONDRAKI:

It may not seem like it but Kondraki does have an interest in classical music. So, maybe going to a musical play??? But it has to have some classical music for him to really enjoy it.

He also likes going to painting galleries or art museums too.

SCP-073 (CAIN):

He would just take his S/O to an Amusement Park. It would be so fun too! He would be winning so many prizes for them and spoiling them with food. Goes on any ride that they want.

Or sometimes likes studying date. It is relaxing and they can get work done while spending some time with each other.

SCP-076-2(ABLE):

Hmmm... He would enjoy doing something athletic with his S/O. He likes staying active. Maybe do some training sessions. He would enjoy teaching them a new fighting technique. Or would just like working out with them.

Hiking too if he is in an adventurous mood.

Headcanon: Which of the doctors/directors would enjoy cuddling.

Any warning: No warning.

A/N: Just another headcanon. I hope you enjoy it!!

DIRECTOR ALTO CLEF: Don’t bring any of that weird shit here. He isn’t a fan of it and wouldn’t do it.

DIRECTOR JACK BRIGHT: Another one who doesn't like cuddles. He wouldn’t entertain it either. If his S/O is cold then here is a blanket but.... other than that he isn’t going to cuddle anyone.

DOCTOR SIMON GLASS: He isn’t typically the affectionate type that would cuddle. But if his S/O wanted some love and cuddles from him then who is he to deny them? But then while they’re cuddling, he begins to realize how he really enjoys having them close to him… just holding them in his arms makes him feel relaxed and happy… They should really do this more often.

DOCTOR BEN KONDRAKI: Sure! Come cuddle with him. He likes it when his S/O wants to be close to him. But do not try to do any of that cute shit when cuddling with him. Don’t try to tickle him, kiss him a lot, play with his beard or hair, or anything like that. He doesn’t like it. Just cuddle. That is all.

DOCTOR CHARLES GEARS: No. Just no. Leave him out of that.

DOCTOR ICEBERG: Yes! Come and cuddle with him! He wants it! He needs it! But while he would enjoy cuddling with his S/O he wouldn’t be the one to indicate it. And this has more to do with the issue of his body temperature than being prideful or awkward. Yeah, this man has an abnormal body temperature where he is cold constantly… and whoever touches him would (obviously) feel how cold he is. He is used to it by now but he is afraid to make his S/O cold and uncomfortable. But if his S/O was adamant about it and really wanted to cuddle with him then he is going to give in. Maybe they can take out a blanket and cover it over his body then they can climb on top of him. He would love that! His face would flush red and he wouldn’t be able to keep eye contact with them. Too busy worrying if he is making them cold. He would try and enjoy the cuddling but fail because his mind keeps going back to being paranoid of his body temperature. His brain would be like: Is this a comfortable position? Are they comfortable with my hands touching them? Are they getting cold? Should I get another blanket? He is a mess! Expectantly his S/O would notice how he is acting and reassure him that they are alright… and to just relax.

DOCTOR AGATHA RIGHTS: Yeah, she wants some cuddles from her S/O. Give her some affection!

SCP-073 (CAIN): Sure why not! He isn't one that is affectionate most of the time but he does like having his S/O close to him some days... Just relaxing together in his room. It helps him relax more as well.

SCP-076 (ABLE): Do not cuddle him. He would feel like his S/O is invading his personal space. He doesn't like them too close. Sorry. And also he doesn't understand the reason for it. Like what is the purpose of cuddling with someone?? Sounds foreign to him tbh..

Headcanon: Which of the doctors/directors and the brothers (Cain and Able) would enjoy Squid Games.

Any warning: Mention of violence and blood. But nothing serious.

A/N: A very short headcanon. There will be more soon.

DIRECTOR JACK BRIGHT: 100% would watch it. He is actually the one recommending others to watch it so he could have another person to talk to about it.

DIRECTOR ALTO CLEF: At first, he would only agree to watch it because of the bloodshed (he likes horror films) but would come to enjoy the show in the end.

DOCTOR ICEBERG: He loves it!

DOCTOR CHARLES GEARS: Iceberg was actually the one who forced him into watching the show. He was uninterested at first but then starts getting into it, he would actually make guesses on who would win the games at the end. And his guess was correct!

DOCTOR BEN KONDRAKI: He is the one that is kind of late to watch it lol. Like a month late.

DOCTOR SIMON GLASS: Didn't pay it much attention until he decided to watch it one evening because most of his patients wouldn't stop talking about it during their therapy sessions lol.

SCP-073 (CAIN): He and Iris actually had a movie night together to binge-watch it after Bright wouldn't stop talking about it in the Cafe earlier.

SCP-076 (ABLE): He only liked watching it because of the violence. Other than that everything else in the show is irrelevant to him.

Dr. Gears simply exist:

Me:

Are they night owls or early birds?

ANY WARNING: Just mention trouble sleeping. Some swearing.

A/N: I swear I am not dead... just trying to get back to writing. I kind of went ghost of a couple of months... and I am sorry. Wasn't my intention. But I had some personal issues going on... couldn't write for a while as a result of it. I am back now! And I swear I am working on the two requests I received. Both are going to be posted very soon so watch out for that. And I am also working on other headcanons and imagines that I am very excited to share with you guys. This one has been in my google docs for too long and decided to finish it today. I really do appreciate the patience :)

I hope you enjoy this boring headcanon lol.

DIRECTOR JACK BRIGHT: Hmm... night owl considering how much work he gets done during the night. But that isn't to say that he doesn't get anything done during the day. Because he does. But he just prefers doing more work at nighttime since he can't easily fall asleep. And he needs something to do until he feels sleepy. It is a bit weird too because it is like he gains so much energy during nighttime. He would be finishing projects, documents, and some leftover paperwork that his assistant left for him to do. (Which are months late btw). While binge-watching some Netflix series. Will probably order something to eat online... (if a store is open and he is hungry). And reply to late e-mails. He wouldn't even feel himself getting tired or worn out until like three in the freaking morning. Then he would finally fall asleep. However, he would only sleep for a few hours before waking up for work.

*Also, Bright would sometimes fall asleep but then wake up again and has a hard time falling back asleep... and he hates it! Because he feels so tired... but just can't sleep... it is like his mind wouldn't let him rest. He was once concerned that he was affected by SCP-966 but realized that it was just his insomnia like usual.

DIRECTOR ALTO CLEF: Early bird. He likes to wake up early in the morning like at six (which is pretty normal) however he can't wake up earlier than that. That is hell for him lol... He also has trouble sleeping yet always wakes up early in the morning... which is quite impressive tbh...

DOCTOR CHARLES GEARS: He can be a bit of both. But he is definitely leaning more towards a night owl due to his difficulty staying asleep as well. He does suffer from insomnia too. Gears has grown accustomed to it by now so he would spend his night reading a book or reviving files until he feels sleepy. But there is also a part of him that wakes up very early in the morning despite his restless night. Like at five and he is ready to start his day.

DOCTOR ICEBERG: Oh definitely a night owl. He is the one making so much fucking noise in the kitchen during the nighttime trying to make himself a simple sandwich...

DOCTOR BEN KONDRAKI: Another night owl. He enjoys staying up late in the night when everyone else is already asleep. He will probably go outside to the porch and smoke a bit... take a walk if he is in the mood for it. He does really like taking night walks since there aren't people outside and he hates interacting with people lol. A walk without talking to people and just enjoying the night sky would make him very happy tbh...

DOCTOR AGATHA RIGHTS: Early bird. Even if she stayed up very late last night she is still going to wake up early the next day. It is kind of like a habit of hers.

SCP-073 (CAIN): Definitely an early bird. He wakes up very early in the morning as well and gets things done. He doesn't even need an alarm clock to wake him up either. He just wakes up early...

SCP-076-2(ABLE): He isn't an early bird or night owl. But sort of in between... Like there were days when he would wake up early and is very productive. He gets things done like his older brother. And doesn't seem tired at all. But then there were other days when he would stay up really late. Doing whatever keeps him busy instead of sleeping because he isn't sleepy just yet. Those are the lonely nights when his mind wouldn't shut off and he needs a distraction until he feels tired. In addition to that, he also likes taking short naps throughout the day. It doesn’t matter if he slept early or late last night. He still wants his naps. And he is going to take his naps. He is like a cat when taking his naps too. He can literally fall asleep anywhere, on a tree, chair, couch, or table. All he needs is a quiet place and he is all set. He sometimes prefers taking naps with a small blank and pillow when on the couch. He doesn't use the pillow to rest his head but instead likes holding it in his arms while sleeping. And he would cover the blanket over himself completely.

AND DO. NOT. WAKE HIM UP. He is going to be very annoyed and just glare at you if you dare to wake him up. So, just leave him to take his nap. And besides, he is a bit of a heavy sleeper so it is going to take some effort in waking him up. Aside from that, Able is.... cute when he is sleeping tbh... like oh my god this man just looks so comfortable AND CUTE! HOLDING ONTO HIS PILLOW TIGHTLY! JUST SNOOZING. Idk it is just heartwarming to see a guy that can literally tear you to shreds sleep so peacefully and look cute. A rare sight if I am being honest lol.

Bonus: His S/O would probably be tempted to take a picture of him when he is napping. They can if they want to. But they have to make sure that they don't let him see the picture on their phone later on. He would literally demand them to delete it lol...

Headcanon: Their S/O giving them the silent treatment.

Any warning: Some swearing.

A/N: Just another headcanon.

DIRECTOR ALTO CLEF: At first Clef is confused about what they are upset about. Like he is lost at what he did. What did he do? Was it something he said? Most likely this dude has no filter.

They are going to have to tell him what they are upset about because he generally has no clue. This morning alone he did like fifty things that has half of the scientific department and ethics committee angry at him. So, list off what he did wrong or what he said. But realistically speaking he wouldn’t pay it much mind either. He is just going to continue doing this thing until they are talking to him again.

But be warned when they do finally come around, there will be a cocky smirk on his face as he looks up from his computer. Most likely would make a snarky remark about how they are finally speaking to him again and over their “immature act.”

DIRECTOR JACK BRIGHT: Bright is likely to notice the second his S/O is upset with him. He just knows them well and knows when they are pissed off. Most likely Bright did something regarding an SCP and almost got himself and other researchers killed. (Even though it may not seem like it, it wasn’t his intention to do that. He doesn’t believe in unnecessarily costing people their lives). So, he understands why they would be upset and would give them a few hours to cool off. The last thing he wants is to piss them off even more. And he doesn’t want to cause a scene at work and prefers not to ruin their reputation at work as well. So, he would give them their space. Additionally, he wouldn’t want to smother them so he lets off for a bit. But once he notices that the silent treatment is continuing and they aren’t speaking to him he becomes internally irritated.

Like are they really going to start ignoring him now? Just like that? To him, he sees it as immature and a childish tactic, to be honest. Now Bright may not seem like the most mature person with all the shit he does in the Foundation. Most people would think he is incapable of being mature and serious. But when it comes to his relationship, family, close friends, and how he deals with things internally. It is serious to him. He doesn’t play around with that. He begins to think to himself like: why can’t they just come and speak with them like adults? Why are they just avoiding him and the situation? He knows he should at least try to talk to them and he does. But after getting no replies from them, he becomes visibly annoyed and walks away. If they want to continue acting that way then that is fine but he wouldn’t participate any longer… When they are ready to talk like adults he will be in his office… And when they do finally come around and speak with Bright. His usual (yet rare) soft smile he has whenever he sees them wouldn’t be visible. He would have a stoic expression on his face and would let them speak but… would also voice his opinion when they are done. He will let them know that he doesn’t entertain the whole silent treatment thing although he will say he understands why they did it. And would promise not to aggressively endanger his life or others the next time during an experiment.

DOCTOR SIMON GLASS: Oh NO! Don’t do this to him! He would also feel irritated since he sees it as an immature act but wouldn't overreact. Like yeah, the fight must have really upset them if they are giving him the silent treatment. So, he would just give them space to cool down. And also, having his S/O give him the silent treatment would make him feel a bit anxious because he generally hates fights. Makes him feel bad too... but he knows that they are going to come around sooner or later.

DOCTOR BEN KONDRAKI: Oh, you wanna give him the silent treatment? Fine! He has work to do anyway so who cares… He does a lot. But once he sees they aren’t coming to his office at all or haven’t called him he becomes irritated. Like what the fuck?! Are they just going to ignore him that easily?! He would literally march to their office. He doesn’t care. And confront them about it. Just tell him what is going on so, he can try to fix it and make things better….

DOCTOR CHARLES GEARS ("COG"): Gears is another one who would know when his S/O is angry with him. He is intuitive like that. He would first try speaking with them. He knows it is a bit futile but he still tries. And when they don't give a reply. He just sighs to himself and walks away. I mean what else can he do? They are angry and refuse to communicate with him. What is he supposed to do? Follow them around like a lost puppy? Trying to coax them into speaking with him? No. The latter would most likely just anger them even more. And he isn't going to make himself look like a fool just so they can speak to him again. He would give them space and wouldn't think much about it further. When they are ready to talk then they already know where to find him.

SCP-073 (Cain): He is slightly annoyed at them for giving him the silent treatment but knows to not let it affect him that much. He knows they are just angry and need to cool down. So, he would let them cool down. And wouldn't want to upset them more by trying to make them talk. So, he would just stay away for a while before choosing to approach them.

SCP-076 (Able): He is infuriated. He doesn't like being ignored. He would take that as an act of being disrespected and would lose his temper quickly… And it wouldn't end well… Don't do it…

Headcanon: how would the Directors/Doctors and SCPs (Cain and Able) act when drunk.

Any warning: Just some swearing. Intoxication. Some sadness for Gears but it isn't anything too severe. Slight mention of depression.

A/N: Just another headcanon. This was in my google docs for months!

DIRECTOR ALTO CLEF:

He starts off as the typical happy drunk. He is laughing, partying, drinking, and enjoying himself. But as he continues to drink then he would turns into a reckless/aggressive drunk. You would have to stop him from starting fights with someone tbh. He is ready to throw down with anyone at any time that dares to provoke him. Or if anyone is trying to start anything with his fellow doctors. He is ready to fight anyone for them too. He just wants to fight anyone when possible tbh.

*Once punched a guy who turned out to be a GOC agent and a whole bar brawl started because of that. None of them are allowed back in that club after that.

DIRECTOR BRIGHT JACK:

He is, of course, the life of the party. (Next to Kondraki and Clef).

He would be fun to be around (at first) that is. Makes everyone laugh, and encourages more drinking and dancing. But then Kondraki would challenge him into doing more shots together. In which both of them will become even more intoxicated and reckless. He would begin thinking that he is somehow invincible and starts doing some dangerous stunts. Like, trying to dance on the bar stand or jumping over tables.

Wouldn't listen to a word you're saying when you try telling him to calm down a bit either. He is like a man child lol. Then he would proceed to run away from you because "he is just trying to have some fun!!"

And he is hella fast too. So, good luck trying to catch him. You are probably going to lose him in the crowd.

Also, he just disappears for a while too lol... no one would see him for a while. Until suddenly everyone (in the club) hears a very drunk and loud voice trying to speak over the microphone. And the voice sounds a bit familiar... and of course, it's him.

This motherfucker somehow made it on stage. Not wearing a shirt, speaking some nonsense in the microphone. Even the DJ looks confused asf.

DOCTOR CHARLES GEARS:

First, whoever convinced Gears to drink... wow... kudos to them. He almost never drinks. He is not a fan of alcohol and doesn't like how it makes him feel. So, he just prefers to not drink. It would take some convincing to actually have him take some drinks too.

But he is definitely the quiet type of drunk. For the first few drinks, he would be fine but after (six) more drinks, he would feel the effects. He becomes very quiet. Quieter than usual. He would stare intensely at his glass cup or into space with an intense expression on his face. Which is entirely different from his usual stoic expression. You would think that he is probably contemplating something very serious due to his facial expression. But he isn't. He is just thinking about the dreadful migraine he is going to have tomorrow morning. The annoying hangover... starts regretting his decision for even coming to the bar... he even debates on just leaving now... It isn't like the others can even stop him from leaving either.

Gears is the type of guy who would sit calmly in the background while a whole bar brawl is happening. He isn't going to become involved in that nonsense. He isn't in the mood to stop fighting either lol. He is just trying to enjoy his drink. Let him enjoy his drink. But- if someone dared to try and punch him or start anything with him then he wouldn't hesitate to pull up lol.

It may not seem like it but he knows how to mess someone up but just prefers not to. He doesn't like to revert to violence. However, if a person thinks that they can just start something with him for no reason and that he isn't going to do anything about it... they got another thing coming...

Bonus: There are other times when he does drink (and depending on how many drinks he has) he can become very depressed. He just starts thinking about his life… the choices he has made and his job… and everything just starts to bum him out tbh. He wouldn't voice it to others as well since he doesn't want to bum them out or scare them.

DOCTOR ICEBERG:

Becomes so affectionate. Not the affectionate type that is trying to kiss you or anything like that. But the affectionate type to talk about how much he appreciates you. And how much you mean to him. How of a great friend you are to him. And just how special you are. He just wants to shower you with the appreciation you deserve... okay?? Just let him. Even though it is just him repeating himself several times. Let him talk. He isn't going to stop talking if you told him either way.

Would give you so many hugs too. Just out of nowhere.

He is such a happy little bean!! Such a cutie!!!

But then he stops taking so many drinks and says that he just has to "lay down for a moment..." then falls asleep on his seat. And is probably going to sleep for a while. You may be wondering how the hell can he sleep with so much noise around him?? Who the fuck knows...

So, just keep an eye on him so he doesn't land on his head when he falls eventually.

DOCTOR SIMON GLASS:

Oh... Glass lol.

He is also one who doesn't enjoy drinking much as well so he would tell himself that he is going to only be having three drinks. Only three drinks. Then he is going home. That is it. But then he is convinced forced to continue drinking by Clef and Kondraki. (Who are such enablers!) And then those three drinks turn into ten drinks. And before he knows it, he is on the dance floor with Rights with more drinks in his hands.

He is also the "I am not drunk!" type who refuses to admit that he is intoxicated.

Oddly too even when he is drunk, he is still able to hold solid conversations with others. Like, he is self-aware enough to give someone great advice when they ask for it. You would find him at the bar stand giving the bartender a whole freaking therapy session while asking for more drinks.

DOCTOR AGATHA RIGHTS:

Yeah, she can be a handful when intoxicated lol. (Not as bad as the guys but best to keep an eye on her as the night continues).

Things would start at the bar stand, you would have to stop her from mixing drinks. She would claim that she is trying to make it taste better but that is total bullshit. And she doesn't even drink it either like she would take one sip of it and see how disgusting or weird tasting it is and try to coax one of the guys to drink it.

*Poor Iceberg didn't know what it was and drank it. Nearly throw up because of it… He just start gagging.

No matter how persuasive she may seem DO NOT DRINK ANYTHING SHE HANDS YOU!! It is just a disgusting drink she mixed... not worth it.

Even the bartender told her to stop mixing drinks but she then snapped at them like: Fuck off! I used to be a chemist for two years and I know what I'm fucking doing! She's a mess…

But there are other times when she would want to dance. And if she has her S/O with her then she is going to drag them onto the dance floor. She wants to dance with them. And she isn't going to take no as an answer. Just dance with her.

DOCTOR BEN KONDRAKI:

He is the one who is ALWAYS FIGHTING THE BOUNCER FOR SOME REASON! It is quite impressive how easily he got into that fight tbh... he doesn't even have to try... It is like he actually looks forward to fighting the bouncer... smh...

SCP-073 (CAIN):

Such a lightweight. He becomes drunk after like three shots. It is kind of amusing a little to see how easily he can become intoxicated lol.

He becomes so happy and bubbly. Cain is usually a calm and collected person who rarely becomes overly enthusiastic about things. So, when he is intoxicated, you're going to see a different side of Cain. He is going to be laughing at random shit. Starts talking very loud too.

But as he continues drinking then he can become a bit reckless. So, Able would have to actively stop him from making bad decisions.

*Able would also become slightly annoyed with having to practically babysit his older brother but surprisingly doesn't lose his temper with him. He would just easily take away the drinks from him. Yet, Cain is always somehow finding more...

He will literally threaten the bartender if they continue serving him drinks.

Meanwhile, Iris is the one giving him more drinks behind Able's back.

Even though he repeatedly told her to stop giving him more. He ends up finding out later on and starts lecturing her for being such an enabler.

By the end of the night, Able and Kondraki had to practically carry him out of the bar. He wasn't able to walk on his own. The next day you will find Able chastising both Iris and his older brother for drinking so recklessly. Cain is nursing his split headache on the couch. And Iris is lying on the floor trying to nurse her own hangover.

SCP-076-2 (ABLE):

He isn't a lightweight like his older brother. He is able to handle his alcohol pretty well. He would be taking shots left and right but it wouldn't affect him just yet. After probably ten drinks then he would feel it. However... alcohol doesn't affect Able in the normal sense.

Alcohol makes him somehow... calm?? It's weird. But drinking just makes him calmer.

Typically, he can be this sometimes hard-ass or a grumpy person who rarely socializes with others. That is our typical Able... But once he is drunk he becomes more laidback. He is smiling, laughing, and socializing with others. Telling a few funny stories too. And doesn't seem angry at all.

It can be surreal to see this completely different side of Able. It is kind of nice to see too...

He stops being grumpy. He becomes a little easygoing too. But he is still self-aware. He wouldn't do anything stupid or reckless while drunk so you wouldn't have to look after him.

Able doesn't turn into the aggressive/reckless drunk either. He is kind of the happy/relaxed type of drunk. He is going to loosen up a bit but not too much like the others do.

Bonus: He has this tendency to switch languages while talking to someone at times. Kind of became a natural habit of his. But he knows not to do it often (because it can confuse people so he doesn't do it too much when sober but when he is drunk, he doesn't even consider it). He would be telling you a story about something that he claims is funny when suddenly he changes languages mid-sentence. He would be like: You should have been there, Y/N, it was -switches languages mid-sentence-

Like you can somehow suddenly understand Ancient Sumerian...

And you're just standing trying to understand what he is saying but to no avail. When you do tell him that you can't understand what he is trying to say he gives you this annoyed look and says: ..have you not been listening to me, Y/N?! You know- the- and switches languages again...

*However, Able would spend most of his time keeping an eye on his older brother too. Because he knows how Cain becomes when drunk. He doesn't want his older brother to blackout or make bad decisions when intoxicated. He knows how of a lightweight his brother is and tries to look out for him.

Such a caring and considerate younger brother…🥺but he would never admit it lol.

It is my birthday today and I wanted to actually get some writing done but I haven't done anything productive since I woke up... what the fuck... But anyway, does anyone know any good fanfic revolving around Dr. Gears or am I reaching???

Characters: Director Jack Bright. Doctor Charles Gears. (Renewed).

A/N: This was an old headcanon that I posted. It was probably the first headcanon I posted on Tumblr and I wanted to better it. I have added new things to it and taken away a few other things. I just wanted to make it better because in my eyes it was bad and I thought I could do better. And here is it. I do hope you enjoy it! And if anyone wants to request a similar headcanon like this then feel free to send in an ask or a private message is fine too.

Also, this is with a fem S/O.

Any warnings: Sexual content is below. 18+ Some mention of BDSM. Strong language.

Minors DO NOT interact with this.

DIRECTOR JACK BRIGHT:

SFW turn-ons:

He likes a nice smile. He likes it when she smells like a flower-scented perfume. Something smelling like daisies or another flower. He thinks it is a pleasant smell without it being too strong. He likes it when he can smell her beautiful scented shampoo and condition in the bathroom after she showers. It is that feminine and clean smell that he likes.

He does like it when she wears short dresses. Short dresses are cute and simple and sometimes Bright likes a simple look tbh.

Even though he is typically not the type of person to get easily fluttered when it comes to getting physical affection from her, he becomes a bit fluttered when she hugs him from behind. He likes the warmth he feels when she hugs him and sometimes she would kiss him a small peck on his cheek. He feels so spoiled!! And loved and soft inside!! His face would turn a bright red while he was smiling.

He does like it when she wears his clothes outside. But it can be something as simple as wearing his shirt or jacket outside and he would like how it looks on her. She looks cute wearing his things and would encourage it lol.

In general, he would like a woman that lets him be who he is. Someone who accepts him the way he is. With his many faults. Someone who he can share laughs with and just feel... relaxed and comfortable with. Like she doesn't have to be in on his shenanigans but humor him (sometimes). Even if she calls him annoying or ridiculous for the way he acts he doesn't mind. Because of all the shit that Bright has to deal with on a daily basis, he knows it is important to have someone you can share a laugh with.

Bonus: He loves it when they are both laughing together and the laughing gets so much that they can barely breathe and they both can't stop laughing though. He truly treasures those rare moments.

SFW turn-offs:

If she is someone who takes things a bit too seriously and doesn't have a sense of humor then that is going to be a problem for him. He can't be with someone who isn't able to relax a bit and laugh at themselves sometimes.

Someone who is overly serious all the time sort of bums him out tbh.

Like, he can handle a tsundere type of personality. Where she may display herself as a hardened and serious person but when he gets to know her, she shows a kinder side herself. That she doesn't show it to other people (for some reason) and he sees that there is more to her personality and who she really is. She shows him that she is kind and friendly and does have a sense of humor. He would like that. And he would feel so special when he sees that she isn't like that with others and only him. That she only has a soft spot JUST FOR HIM.

He wouldn't stop bothering him about that tbh

This can seem a bit insensitive but if his girl is someone who gets easily offended or is overly sensitive, he wouldn't like that.

Like, obviously he isn't going to be a fucking asshole and be rude and disrespectful but he is going to be blunt about things. He is going to speak his mind about things regardless. He isn't going to sugarcoat things just because they are dating but he will make an effort to be civil and take it down a few notches when it comes to her.

He knows to be civil and respectful so that is nice.

NSFW turn-ons:

He likes confidence in a woman, not cockiness. There is a difference. If she wants to then he will let her take charge during sex and let her dominate him. He doesn't mind. He finds it kind of hot.

He does like some grabbing, pushing, and pulling during sex. Especially when she is the one doing that.

Like, push him onto the bed and be a little aggressive when kissing him. He LOVES that shit.

He likes to tease her. He likes how easily he can get her in the mood and he can be unfair about it. Like, he can play dirty if he wants to. And Bright can turn on the charm when he wants to so she is in for it. So, in addition to teasing her, he could be buttering her up at the same time. Just to flutter her. And he does like that annoyed look she gives him when he pulls away after teasing her. She could tease him back if she wanted to. He wouldn't mind. He would like the boldness.

For example, let's say they are driving to work (he is driving btw) and he puts his free hand on her thigh. She notices but he keeps his eyes on the road and acts innocent. Like, he isn't up to anything. Then he slowly moves his hands in between her thighs. And his hands start moving further up... LIKE BOY IF YOU DON'T STOP!!! YOU FUCKING DRIVING! But it's no worries, he does focus on the road.

And he is sooo calm while doing this too. He will start a casual conversation with her like this man doesn't have his hand on her coochie and he is starting to message through her-

He is so unfair when it comes to teasing.

But he will never truly give in to the teasing until she does. He wants her to give in and then he will fuck her.

He would LOVE a striptease! Please surprise him with a striptease one day after he comes home from work. Please, he would LOVE IT! But the thing is he has a hard time keeping his hands to himself during the striptease. He can't help but want to touch her body. NSFW turn-offs: He does like it when things get rough during sex but she shouldn't be extremely aggressive. That can turn into a turn-off. He can be open to trying different things when it comes to having sex but he wouldn't like anything too BDSM. No sadism or masochism. Maybeeee some light bondage if she wants to try.

DOCTOR CHARLES GEARS:

SFW turn-ons:

This may be a bit cliche but he does like a cheeky grin or smile from her. And when her face lights up because she saw him. He does like that. Speaking of her smiling at him, seeing her smiling does make him feel a little better. Like, he could be having a shitty and stressful day at work but after seeing her smiling at him. He would let himself take a breather and feel relaxed. So, her smiles do play a sort of role of reminding him to take things easy and not let things get too stressful for him.

He just likes seeing his girl smiling at him.

Oh, also he likes those little touches and innocent grabbing of his arm or hands that she does. He doesn't mind it.

He likes kisses on his cheek the most. Kissing his lips is very nice as well but he feels more appreciated when she kisses his cheek in passing.

He LOVES an intelligent woman. Intelligence is sexy to him. And it doesn't even have to be an academic kind of intelligence that she has. It could be any type of intelligence and he would still adore her. SFW turn-off:

If she is being passive-aggressive toward him that is going to annoy the hell out of him tbh. That just gets under his skin. It irritates him.

She has to be mature. He can't deal with immaturity. He wouldn't even entertain the possibility of a relationship happening if he saw her acting immature.

She shouldn't get angry at him for not expressing his emotions (openly) sometimes. Gears is a very stoic and reserved guy. It is just the way he is. He can't change the way he is and she shouldn't try and change the way he is either. But when it comes to her, he is willing to tell her what he is feeling and if something is bothering him.

He is open about his feelings when it comes to her. So, that is nice.

NFWS turn-ons:

When she bites his bottom lip while they are making out. Biting his neck (he likes that). But at the same time, he would hate to deal with hiding the hickey later on but oh well… 🤷‍♀️ lol… it feels too good for him to tell her to stop anyway.

He does like making out in general. And he is pretty good at it lol. He knows how to get things started with a simple kiss and then slowly lead the kiss with his tongue. He knows how to French kiss and doesn't disappoint with that tongue of his.

He also likes how the make-out session could become intense really quickly with how her body is against his and she is grinding into him. He likes that friction. He would have to stop himself from moaning when she starts grinding into him.

His hands would be all over her body and grabbing her breasts. But if he was in the particular mood to tease her then he would slowly slide his free hand down her underwear and start playing with her pussy. And he purposely goes slow because he knows it is going to drive her CRAZY making her whimper in pleasure and becoming a mess because of him.

And he gets off on that! He loves to see her become a mess because of him!

He will continue kissing her while his fingers are sliding into her. Again he would keep a slow pace just to tease her and get her more excited. He also LOVES the way her lips part because she is moaning and whimpering into the kiss because of how good his fingers feel inside of her. Like, she is trying to focus on reciprocating the kiss but she can't focus because of how amazing his fingers feel... it's so unfair smh...

Okay, I have to stop here before I keep going lol.

One more thing before I stop lol. When they are making out and she starts playing with his belt. Or she uses his belt to pull him closer to her. That sets him off!! He would try hiding the almost invisible small smirk that appears on his lips as he deepens the kiss. He loves that shit!!! Matching lingerie. Especially if it is black or red. That is hot. He also likes those laced lingerie that are two pieces.

Honestly, he likes getting a blowjob. He would admit that he likes it when she gets on her knees for him and sucks his dick. It feels sooo good and he likes the way she looks with his dick in her mouth. He wouldn't be able to stop himself from grabbing/holding onto her hair too.

And she should try to maintain eye contact while sucking him off. It would get him even more turned on if he sees her staring up at him. UGH! HE WILL BECOME SO WEAK!

Oh, he loves thick thighs!!! Whenever he is going down on her, he likes to give her thighs some attention too. He can't help but give her thighs some attention because thick thighs just get to him. He likes to squeeze, bite, and kiss them. He would like to hike up her thighs on his shoulder while he is fucking her. It is one of her favorite positions because it feels like he can go in deeper and feel more intimate and more intense to him.

When she makes it known that she wants to have sex. When she first instigates things. He would admit he would likes the boldness. But don't be too bold. Especially if they are in public. She should wait until they get some privacy then it is a free for all lol.

NFWS turn-offs:

She can't be too aggressive during sex. Like, he does like rough sex but don't be too extreme.

Sort of lack of communication when it comes to sex. Like, he knows that she may be shy and reluctant to discuss things involving sex with him especially if it was their first time together. But Gears would like a woman who can openly communicate to him her needs and desires. He would want to know what she likes and if she wants to try something new. He can be open-minded when it comes to sex but he does have his own limits as well.

He can't do anything involving masochism, sadism, or bondage tbh. And humiliation.

He is reluctant to give her complete control during sex. Because he likes to be in control and to be the dominant one. And if he were to let her lead things during sex it would be a bit weird for him. Not weird in a bad way but it is just something that he isn't used to. And it would be a turn-off if she were to suddenly try to take control during sex. He would see it as her trying to "dominate" which he is uneasy about.

So, instead of doing that all of a sudden, she should try to slowly ease him into it. Tell him what she wants to do and that she wants to try new. Maybe some persuading like riding him first.

Random Headcanons For Some of The Directors/Doctors/SCPs'.

A/N: I just chose a couple of characters to write a short headcanon for. It was completely random.

Any warnings: No warnings for this one. Just some swearing but nothing serious. I hope you enjoy it!!

DOCTOR JACK BRIGHT:

Even with how busy he can be, he always makes an effort to watch new movies or TV shows during the short time he has. He knows so many TV shows and movies. He does enjoy watching horror films and TV shows the most but he will give other genres a try. Or he will even check out anything that is recommended to him. He would even watch TV Shows and movies while he was in his office. He doesn’t care. If he has nothing going on then why not.

DIRECTOR SOPHIA LIGHT:

She lowkey likes watching reality TV dramas. Just for fun. She finds it so stupid and ridiculous but she can't help herself from not watching lol. It is sooo amusing to her. Her favorite has to be watching the Real Housewives franchise. But she will NEVER admit it to anyone and only watch it when she is completely alone. She wouldn't be caught dead watching a reality show she tells her.

DOCTOR CHARLES GEARS:

He is NOT allowed to play Call of Duty anymore due to an incident that happened in Site-19's gaming room where he lost his composure and became very angry at the game. He knows not to let a game get riled up but everyone has their moments I guess.

But other than that he would dominate anyone when playing Call of Duty. He knows his stuff when it comes to playing that game. He isn’t a fan of Call of Duty though. It isn’t his favorite but he does indulge in it when he wants to play a competitive game or he is bored.

DOCTOR JEREMIAH CIMMERIAN:

He has a thing for puns and he enjoys sharing his puns with others but they are soooo corny (sometimes) that it is laughable. But then there are other times when his puns are very clever and smooth. He saves those for special occasions when he is trying to impress someone he is interested in. He is cute with his puns so it isn't so bad either.

SCP-076-2 (ABLE):

He actually takes great care of his hair!! He is serious when it comes to cleaning and combing it. And taking good care of it. He rarely has any tangles or tight knots in his hair. He takes the time to use the proper (and healthy) kinds of shampoo and conditioner and oils to keep his look healthy. And his hair looks flawless and beautiful too!! It looks shiny and healthy. But he would be damned if he lets other people touch or play with his hair... it is only for certain people who have the privilege of touching his hair and playing with his hair. And his hair smells so fucking good!!

SCP-073 (CAIN):

He likes the smell of lavender. The smell is very pleasant and it gives him a sense of peace and happiness to him when he smells it. He would like to have a lavender plant in his room but of course, due to his ability, he can't even go near the plant. But he does like admiring from afar.

SCP-105 (IRIS THOMPSON):

She is like the baby of Site-17 that all the senior doctors and directors look after. And almost everyone knows not to mess with her because then they are going to have to deal with a bunch of senior doctors/directors who WILL become violent if need be. Oh, and Able would be the first to cut a bish if he hears someone is disrespecting his bestie. That's his bestie. Do not fuck with his bestie.

But Iris is perfectly capable of handling herself when it comes to dealing with things like this. Due to how Able trained and taught her to look after herself but Able still looks after her.

Headcanons:

Here is the complete headcanons that I have written for the SCP universe currently. It should be working properly but if it is not please let me know so I can fix it. There will obviously be more added into this masterlist as I continue writing more. I am currently only doing headcanons but scenarios and dabbles will be coming soon once I get the motive to get back to them.

Headcanon: SWF Alphabet Headcanon.

Random Headcanons For Some of The Directors/Doctors/SCPs'.

Characters: Director Jack Bright. Doctor Charles Gears. (Renewed).

JUST A SHORT HEADCANON OF DIRECTOR BRIGHT AND DOCTOR GEARS. A FEM S/O. NFSW Content.

Headcanon: how would the Directors/Doctors and SCPs (Cain and Able) act when drunk.

Headcanon: Their S/O giving them the silent treatment.

Are they night owls or early birds?

Headcanon: Which of the doctors/directors and the brothers (Cain and Able) would enjoy Squid Games.

Headcanon: Which of the doctors/directors would enjoy cuddling.

Headcanon: Which types of dates would the doctors/directors and brothers (Cain and Able) enjoy?

The Doctors/Directors going through a haunted house.

Headcanon: Would they want to have kids?

Any warnings: A little sadness since there are mentions of childhood trauma. But it isn't anything serious.

Director Alto Clef:

No, kids for Clef. He knows he would be unfit to be a proper father to the child.

There are some qualities necessary in becoming a parent and raising a child and he is lacking in those qualities. He knows this. And he knows that he isn't going to be changing anytime soon so why bring a child into the world to only later be negligent of the child's emotional needs? And end up becoming an absent father in their lives?

He doesn't want to repeat the cycle that his parents did to him. How his parents just abandoned him when he was a child.

Not to say that he is going to be a deadbeat father or terrible to his child but he isn't going to have the best influence on a child tbh.

He has his own shortcomings that will impact his relationship with his child. In the end, it will only hurt his child, so it would be better to not have any kids to begin with.

Director Jack Bright:

No, kids for Bright either. Bright never really wanted children to begin with. He told himself at a young age that he wouldn't have kids and as he grew up that notion grew stronger and he prefers staying childless.

First off, his immortality isn't what made him choose not to have kids. He wouldn't lie. That fear of outliving his own children and family does play in the back of his mind but that isn't the only factor at play. To put it simply, Bright doesn't want the responsibility of being a parent.

He knows how big of a responsibility it is to become a parent. It is not easy being a parent.

There are already things in his life that need his absolute attention and that he needs to keep track of. He already has people that he has to look after and care for. He knows he can't shoulder becoming a parent one day and honestly, he doesn't want to.

In addition to that, IF he knew to have a child then he would be constantly worrying about the child's safety and health. There is so much that could happen to them and he knows he can't always be there to protect his child. The world is known to be ugly and unforgiving (especially this one). And with all that uncertainty it is unsettling to him. Makes him feel so anxious and nauseous just thinking about it. He can not handle it. He can't.

Bonus: due to his upbringing and how his parent were to him, it left Bright with an internal fear of becoming like his parents once he has a child. He is scared that he is going to traumatize his child just like his parents did to him. Maybe he is going to put his unresolved trauma onto his child. That he is going to let his child down and disappoint him like his parents did many times.

Doctor Charles Gears:

He is another one who doesn't want children as well. Gears is a man who is so occupied by work that maintaining a proper relationship with his S/O can sometimes get difficult so bringing a child into his life would only complicate things even more. It is irresponsible and stupid to have a child in his case. So, he wouldn't want one.

And, Gears is a workaholic. He is someone who prefers working constantly as his lifestyle. He likes to stay busy. The family life isn't appealing to him. He doesn't want to stay home caring for a child and having to put his work on hold for the child. And while this may sound insensitive it's how he feels.

Doctor Ben Kondraki:

Yeah sure, he would like to have children one day. He would like to become a father. And he would actually make the time to spend with his children and put in the effort to be there for his children whenever they needed something.

If his children need anything from him he is like a call away. Just call him and he is there.

And he is generally good at raising children too. He knows that you have to have A LOT of patience in handling kids. He is the chill and cool kind of dad. The father you can go to with anything.

He does like messing with/playing around with his kids sometimes. He finds it amusing how easily annoyed they can get with him.

Doctor Iceberg:

Yes… he would probably have kids… but it would be later on in his life when he retired from the Foundation. When he is living a comfortable life away from all the crazy. When he is more content with his life then he would like to have kids. But while he is still employed by the Foundation is a big no for him. He already has enough going on that takes most of his time and energy.

Doctor Agatha Rights:

She would be a bit hesitant (at first) about beginning a family. Because on the one hand, she probably would like to settle down and become a mother one day. But at the same time, she does doubt her capability of being a mother. Motherhood can be difficult so she wants to make sure that it is at a time when she is completely certain and ready (and wants to make sure her S/O is ready as well.)

So, she would wait a long time before deciding to start a family. It is a yes for her but give her time to think about it.

SCP-073 (Cain):

Cain doesn't want to have kids. And it isn't because he believes that he would be a bad father to his child. Or anything like that. He is actually pretty good with children. And he finds them to be adorable and knows how to handle them however it is still going to be a no for him. For Cain, it is because he doesn't see the purpose of having children. To him, he doesn't see it as something he needs in his life.

Or something he wants in his life.

Like, this man has walked the face of the earth for thousands of years and then some, and he can say for certain that having a child isn't for him. He just doesn't see the reason to have any kids.

He considers his life to be fine the way it is. And wants to keep it this way.

SCP-076-2 (Able):

Just like his brother, he wouldn't want to have kids either.

But for Able it is because he knows kids can be little shits sometimes and he doesn't want to deal with that tbh. He doesn't want to deal with what fatherhood brings in. He doesn't want to raise any kids. He doesn't want to deal with the hassle that comes with raising children. He isn't up for that. There are things in life Able isn't willing to tolerate and having kids is one of them.

And this isn't to say that he hates children or anything like that. He just prefers not to deal with children because he doesn't want to.

He knows kids can be rowdy sometimes and difficult to handle. Kids are known to act that way and it is normal for them. Because that's how kids are. He knows all that and understands it and that is precisely the reason why he doesn't want kids.

are we still doing this meme

maybe if you hold him close enough, he could be the one thing that won't crumple in your hands

(probably not though. After all, despite everything, he's still human)

world's most insane friend group/sort-of-polycule take a group picture

Same image.

yeah i dont even know what to caption this. back on my bullshit i suppose