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Virgil: *Holding a dog treat like a cigarette* ya know. in the scheme of things. houses are just tupperware and we are just gods leftovers.

Emilie (his therapist): *visibly shaking* How did you get in my bathtub?

Logan: You guys are crying over a dude who has a 3rd grade reading level. He's not ignoring your texts, *Points to the twins* he's sounding them out! Give him a moment!

Roman: So I'm going to grab a healthy breakfast

Logan: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?

Roman: Breakfast burrito, but yeah

Logan: I pity your dentist

Roman: Jokes on you! I don't have a dentist

Remus:*Standing at the top of the stairs with a ball up his shirt* IM PREGNANT

Logan: With all of the options. Why did I pick you?

Remus: BECAUSE IM CARRYING OUR CHILD!

I just had a thought,

What if in the next episode Remus is in he appears behind the TV again and like in the blooper video he gets stuck. I can just imagine the video continues but in the background you can just hear Remus desperately trying to get unstuck. And when Roman is talking you can see Remus behind him trying to wiggle his way out.

Sorry if this doesn't have the best grammar. The thought just made me laugh.

Roman: Do you or do you not still have me saved as "Disney Reject" in you phone.

Virgil: your makeup looks amazing today

Roman: Oh thank you- hey don't change the subject!

Deceit: In a game with no consequences, why are you still playing the 'Good' side?

Thomas: *Playing a video game* Because being mean makes me feel bad

Logan: 23 hundred years of philosophy and this motherf**ker gets it in one sentence

Deceit: Virgil is not my son!

Logan: Then why do you have his report card on the refrigerator?

Deceit: He got all A's. I was proud, so what?

Patton: What about that crayon drawing next to it?

Roman: Wait, Virgil did that? It looks like a child did it. I thought it was Remus's

Deceit: Excuse me! My talented son worked very hard on that beautiful drawing and if you don't take that back right this second I will kick your a** all the way to the f**king core of the earth!

Everyone: ...

Deceit: ... I mean I don't like them either *Awkward laugh*

Roman: *Sneezes*

Remus: *Sitting on the ceiling* Bless you

Roman:

Roman: God?

Virgil: Why are Patton and Logan sitting back to back?

Roman: They had a fight

Virgil: Why are they holding hands?

Roman: They get sad when they fight

Deceit & Remus: -2, 1! Happy new year! *Kisses*

Logan: It's April! Stop making out everytime the microwave goes off!

Patton: You know what, we're smart to smartypants

Logan: Then what's the difference between a gametes and a zygote?

Roman: Don't fall for it Pat! He's just making up words!

Thomas: There was once a story about a chicken that only visited people with a good mental health...

Thomas: Knock knock

The Sides: Who's there?

Thomas: Not the chicken!

After SVS:

Deceit: Fine then, if you won't listen to me then I'll have to release... him *Sinks Down*

Thomas: What is he... What you guys doing?

Roman & Virgil: *Boarding up the windows* HELP US IF YOU DON'T WANNA DIE!

The light sides: *Stood outside the dark sides house after they kidnapped Virgil*

Logan: *Banging on the door* Open up!

Remus: We're not here!

Patton: Where are you then?

Remus: We're at the library

Logan: Open this door I swear to God!

Roman: *Whispers* Bro keep your voice down they're at the library

Logan: I like you jacket, is it unisex?

Remus: I don't need sex, maybe you need sex!

Logan: No, U-N-I-sex

Remus: *Starts taking off clothes* If you insist.

Remus: Thomas shoot for the moon

Remus: If you miss, shoot again. Keep shooting and never stop. Someday one of us will destroy that stupid sky circle and-

Remus: What? What are you- Its right behind me isn't it? Crap! Everyone act casual!

Deceit: What's your body count?

Remus: For what?

Deceit: How many people you've slept with

Remus: Oh I thought you found the basement

Deceit:

Deceit: We have a basement?

After POF

Patton: I wonder where Virgil and Remus were during the video?

Janus: *Drinking a glass of wine* Oh Virgil scraped his knee and pretended to be dead. When I left Remus said he was planning him a funeral.

Roman: *Laughs* Well let's hope he's not going to bury him.

The sides: ...

Janus: *Drops his wine and sprints towards the dark sides house* S**T REMUS DON'T!

Virgil: I want a boyfriend like this *Holds up a picture of Roman*

Roman: Hi

Virgil: No

Roman: But that's a photo of me

Virgil: Wrong, it's a photo of Logan dressed as you

Roman: wtf

Logan: Virgil I accept your feelings

Roman: WTF