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WE NEED MORE KANE CHRONICLES RECOGNITION RIGHT NOW!!! WHO’S WITH ME?!?

Percy: So, who are your guys godly parents? Horus? Isis?

Carter: Oh, no, we're not actually demigods!

Sadie: Just magicians!

*Suddenly, all of the campers pop out of nowhere, dressed in Hogwarts uniforms and screaming random quotes*

Percy: TEN POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR!!!

Annabeth: YOU'RE A WIZARD, SADIE!!!

Carter: WHAT THE UNDERWORLD?!?

Sadie: Jesus CHrist, you guys!...My father shall hear about this! HAHAHAHA!!!!

*They all laugh while Carter looks confused*

Magnus: SHIT, THEY'RE KNOCKING US DOWN!!!

Jason: They're gonna overrun the camp!!! What do we do?!?!

Percy: That's it. I've run out of patience. MUMMY KIDS!!!

*Suddenly, the Kane siblings appear in front of the heroes*

Sadie:...Hey, everyone.

Piper: So, this is my cabin.

Sadie: Sweet. Who lives here?

Piper: Uh, just me, Mitchell, Lacy, Drew...

Sadie: Wait, like Drew Tanaka?

Piper: Yeah, how do you...?

*Sadie is suddenly gone. At the Big House, Drew is simply hanging around when suddenly...*

*CRASH!*

Sadie: TANAKA!!!

Drew: KANE?!

Sadie: AAAAAARRRRGGHHH!!!!

*Sadie starts pummeling Drew while Jason and Piper watch.*

Jason: Shouldn't we stop-

Piper: Let me have this.

Percy: AAAYYYY!

Jason: AAAYYYY!

Sadie & Carter: AAAYYYY!

Magnus: AAAAYYY!

Apollo: AAAYYY!

*The others suddenly look at Apollo and quickly kick the crap out of him*

Rick Riordan Headcanon: Babysitting!

At some point, Carter and Sadie called in a favor from the Seven, asking them to babysit the students at the Brooklyn House while they were on some random journey.

By the time the Kanes get back, half of the house in on fire, shabti are preparing to sacrifice two of the kids, Percy’s been tied to the ceiling right above Philip’s pool, and Annabeth is being dog-piled by a horde of penguins.

Now, if that’s what it was like for the demigods to babysit the students, what do you think it’ll be like once the Kanes babysit some of the younger Halfblood campers?

Jack: Ay, baby! You know magic? Cause I can make all your worries disappear?

Sadie: GET YOUR F$%#ING SWORD OFF OF MY WAND, YOU PERV!!

Magnus: Goddammit, Jack.

PJO Reminders

-The main trio were all middle-schoolers when the series began

-Reyna used to work for Circe

-Blackbeard is still alive & messing crap up somewhere in the Sea of Monsters

-Reyna has an equally-badass sister

-Luke was technically the hero the whole time

-Artemis inspired Santa Claus

-When the world was being destroyed, Dionysus was busy playing Pac-Man

-Drew went to school with Sadie Kane

-Jason took a stapler to the mouth as a baby

-One of the Big Three kids is related to Adolf Hitler 

-No one likes Octavian

The Kanes are sick of this B.S Pt 1

Carter: THAT'S IT! I'M SICK OF THIS!

Percy: Sick of what?

Carter: I've been around just as long as Percy & yet me & the other magicians still don't get as much recognition!!!

Percy: Dude, that's not true! So many people remembered the time you....or how you...

Sadie: Exactly! We've been doing this for too long and there's only one way for the tables to be flipped!

Jason: Go on more adventures?

Magnus: Call Rick up?

Percy: Mess around on Tumblr?

Sadie: No, no, and god no!

Carter: We're gonna do the big thing that helped Percy gain his recognition!

Percy: Blow schools up?

Carter: WE'RE TAKING OUR STORIES TO THE BIG SCREEN!

Percy: Wait, what?!

Sadie: That's right! WE'RE MAKING A MOVIE!!!!

*The Kanes walk out dramatically!*

Magnus: *Confused & worried* ....They're doomed, right?

*Percy faints*

Magnus: I'll take that as a yes.

*To be continued*

The Kanes are sick of this B.S Pt 2

Director: OKAY, CUT! We shoot the next scene in five!

Carter: *In a confused nervous tone* ...Wow, this is going great.

Sadie: *In the same tone* ...Perfect.

Director: I know right! I can't believe we're actually doing this! I gotta thank you for bringing this idea to the studio.

Carter: *Cheerful again* Oh, it was no problem. We always wanted to see our-I mean, Carter & Sadie's adventures in a movie.

Director: Well, it was a good idea, taking a not-so-popular fictional series and making it a big budget movie.

Carter: Uh...heh heh, fictional, sure.

Director: Anyways, enjoy your break.

*The two walk off, only to be pulled behind the back of a building by Percy & Annabeth*

Carter: What are you guys doing here?!?

Annabeth: We came to stop you!

Sadie: I'm sorry, what now?!

Percy: Look, you can't go through with this movie! It will ruin you & your adventures and everyone will associate the movie with you guys!

Carter: Or, it will be awesome & make us as popular as you guys!

Annabeth: I saw the scenes you guys just did! You know something's up! You know how none of this is accurate!

Percy: Plus, why would you wanna be as popular as us! Have you seen our lives! We're literally at the center of every apocalypse!

Sadie: Sorry, loves, but it's finally time for the Kanes to be in the spotlight for once! We're going to do this and it will be awesome!

Carter: *In a Schwarzenegger voice* Hasta la vista!

Sadie: Don't be a nerd, Carter. *The two walk off*

*Annabeth pulls out a walkie-talkie*

Annabeth: Well, that failed.

Guy over the walkie-talkie: What now? We can't let them go down like this!

Annabeth: Grover, get the others. It's time for plan B.

*To be continued*

The Kanes are sick of this B.S Pt 3

*The Kanes are hanging around the set when Thalia & Jason, hiding from them, try to use their powers to short-circuit the cameras*

Jason: Why are we doing this again?

Thalia: Trust me, I dealt with stupid movies like this. I'm not letting them suffer too!

*Unfortunately, their powers fail and they end up shocking themselves*

*Later, Leo and Magnus sit far above, looking down at the set with buckets of paint in their hands*

Magnus: These movies never screwed you over. Why are you doing this?

Leo: Any excuse to dump paint on anyone is fine by me, bro. What about you?

Magnus: Annabeth.

Leo: Say no more.

*The two dump their piles of paint, only for them to somehow fly back up and splash right back in their faces.*

Leo:...Magicians...Forgot about that part.

*Later, the brother and sister walk down the set before quickly throwing a ball of fire behind them. From behind them, Grover ran out, screaming and on fire.*

Grover: OW!OW!OW!FIREBAD! FIREBAD!

Sadie: Okay, you had your fun! Now bugger off, you goddamn psychos!

Grovr: DUDE! WE'RE ONLY TRYING TO HELP!

Carter: HELP?! YOU'RE TRYING TO SCREW OVER OUR ONE CHANCE!!

Grover: WHAT?! THIS ISN'T A CHANCE! THIS IS JUST STUP-

*The two pull out their wands threateningly*

Grover:..Stupidly amazing and I will just leave now.

Carter: What do we do now?

Sadie: Call for backup.

Okay, let’s try this one out:

-All of the Egyptian gods are pansexual and when they find hosts, they prefer humans who are also pan or accepting of LGBT

-All of the Nomes are accepting of LGBT magicians, even the Desjardins/Jacobi-run first nome

-Bast prefers to be the one to help out new recruits who are dealing with coming out

-Anubis & Walt feeling as much love for one another as they both do for Sadie

-Some of the younger magicians pulling pranks on any of the homophobic parents of other recruits (or just sending Bes =). )

-Bisexual Carter/Sadie

-Trans Cleo

-During Pride Month, Philip of Macedonia allows the magicians to paint him the colors of the rainbow. Khufu joins in on that too!

-Asexual Amos

-Genderfluid Felix Philip, who gives his penguins unisex names

-Osiris/Julius immediately sending those persecuted for who they love to paradise in the afterlife

Hope this helps! =)

its like im lovin all the pjo and mcga pride month themed art but like do none of yall got lgbtqia headcanons about the kane chronicles????

The Kanes are sick of this B.S Pt 4

Magnus: Okay, so we're still doing this stupid thing?

Percy: Pretty much. We can't let this happen.

Jason: Why do we have to get involved? We haven't even gotten our own movies!

Annabeth: Because shut your mouth, that's why. Let's go.

*A ball of fire smacks right next to the group, causing them to fall to the ground*

Magnus: HOLY MOTHER OF-!!!

*Horus appears*

Horus: The Kanes called. They said stop screwing up their movie or they'll call for more help.

Percy: Pfft! HA! Them and what army!

*All of a sudden, a horde of magicians and Egyptian gods appear, weapons in their hands and malicious smiles on their faces*

Percy: *Smiling nervously* OH!...That army!...crap.

Magnus: WAIT! WAIT! DON'T KILL ME! I HAVEN'T EVEN MADE OUT WITH ALEX YET!

Nico: Percy, if we die, I'm kicking your ass in Tartarus.

Jason: Same.

*To be continued*

I just realized that the Kanes are approximately 3 to 4 years younger than Percy and his friends. Percy was sixteen during the attack on Manhattan and Sadie said that she was twelve during the events of the Red Pyramid, which took place a year or less apart based on the release dates of the books.

This has got me thinking that Percy and his buddies have this cute older-sibling relationship with the Kanes, teasing them, helping them out with their personal issues with some elderly knowledge, tutoring them with class, all sorts of things that big brothers/sisters do.

Plus, Magnus would be three years younger than the Kanes as well! I could see them enjoying being older than another pantheon’s hero for once!

The Kanes are sick of this BS Pt 6

*As the movie ends and the mortals leave, the demigods/magicians/immortals simply look on in silence*

Percy: SEE! WE TOLD YOU! BUT YOU COULDN'T JUST LISTEN, COULD YOU!!!

Grover: AND NOW YOU'RE STUCK WITH A MOVIE LIKE THIS!!!

Annabeth: A MOVIE THAT IS COMPLETELY, 100 percent-

Magnus: That's it?

*The three turn to look at him*

Percy: What?

Magnus: That's the big danger you guys were talking about?

Jason: I mean, it was bad, don't get me wrong. It was really bad, but it wasn't like the worst thing ever.

Percy: WHAT?! BUT THAT WAS ONE OF THE WORST ADAPTATIONS EVER!!!

Horus: Yes, that is true. It lost the humor our adventures had-

Walt: It got a LOOOOOOOT of stuff wrong like getting our personalities wrong. The acting doesn't exactly help.

Leo: And it is pretty much just like every other bland adaptation nowadays.

Piper: But it's not like it's the worst adaptation ever, guys.

Percy: But...but...

Nico: And besides, can you really say that THIS was the worst book-to-film movie ever?

*Images of Stephanie Meyer films float in the trio's minds as they sigh*

Percy: They're right.

Annabeth: As sucky as this is, as dumb as it is, as bad as it is...

Grover: It's not...THE worst. *More uplifted* Right, guys?

Sadie: *Bluntly* Nah, that was shit.

Carter: No idea what you guys are talking about.

Octavian: Am I the only one who liked it?

Nico: Didn't we kill you?!

*The two chase each other out of the theater as the Kanes notice someone talking at the front of the theater*

Random girl in the theater: Mommy, can we got to the library? This was cool and I wanna see if they have the books!

*The magician siblings look down and smile, happy that they at least inspired someone*

Carter: But...is there a way for us to make a better adaptation?

Percy: *Smiling* There is one way.

To be continued...

The Kanes are sick of this B.S Pt 7

*The demigods, einharjar, and magicians sit in a cheaply-made theater, spotlights everywhere*

Grover: Are you sure this will work, dude?

Percy: If it worked for us, I think it can work for them.

*Suddenly, the brother and sister duo burst on stage, singing*

Carter: I keep my head down, I keep my chin up!

Sadie: But it all ends with strife!

Both: WITH "PACK YOUR BAGS, KANE KIDS! TO THE HOUSE OF LIIIIIFE!"

Carter: I NEVER TRY TO DO ANYTHING!!!

Sadie: I NEVER MEANT TO HOST AAAANY GODS!!!

Both: I SWEAR, I SWEAR I'M A MAGICIAN!!! MAGICIAN!! WHO'S HAD A BAD RUN!!!

*A grand applause is heard from the theater goers, the demigods included*

Annabeth: Uncle Rick's gonna kill us for this, isn't he?

Percy: Yep.

Annabeth: Sweet. WOOOO, KANES!!!

TKC presents.. "Good Magician"

Carter: Six tombs in six years; Been kicked out of every place

Sadie: Every spell I ever do is wrong; Don't know which House I belong; Every monster on my case

Carter: The same old story; The same old song

Sadie: "Don't host gods; Don't summon Set; Be strong"

Carter: I keep my wand up; I keep my sword down; But it all ends up with strife

Sadie: With "PACK YOUR BAGS, KANE KIDS! TO THE HOUSE OF LIIIIFE!!!

Carter: I NEVER TRY TO DO ANYTHING!!!

Sadie: I NEVER MEANT TO HOST AAANY GODS!!!

Both: I SWEAR! I SWEAR! I'M A MAGICIAN!! MAGICIAN!! WHO'S HAD A BAD RUN!!!

Could you imagine what a Kane Chronicles TV show would be like?!

-Actual mixed-race actors portraying the Kane kids!

-Maybe Carter and Julius could make an earlier appearance in the PJO show as victims of Morpheus’s curse. They’re awake because of their bloodline and the half-bloods are trying to hide who they really are, but Julius sees right through it.

-Imagine seeing entire hour-long episodes of the siblings growing closer rather than being squeezed into a few chapters.

-Imagine seeing two or three episodes of them in the House of Life instead of just for a few short scenes like in the book. Them interacting with Zia, getting info on their lives and bloodline, giving them the character development needed and making the chapter worthwhile

-Imagine badass flashbacks of Bast taking on Apophis

-The audiences sobbing when Bast slowly has to reveal what happened to Cater and Sadie’s parents

-Younger fans laughing at funny moments with Khufu and older fans loving how their favorite moments are being shown in live-action

-The actors playing Carter and Sadie also playing the gods Horus and Isis, making them seem godly yet still somewhat human (maybe the guy who plays Anubis has his voice sound somewhat like Walt’s as foreshadowing =) )

-Seeing a live-action version of Bes’s “ugly suit”

-Seeing Walt and Jaz first meet the Kanes

-Flashbacks of the Kanes’  old family life

-Entire episodes dealing with training the students and developing their characters

-Maybe in the third season, an amnesiac Percy could make a cameo, on his path to Camp Jupiter and Carter, remembering him, helps Percy at least remember his name and that he’s not a normal human (I just imagine fans screaming at their TV at this scene)

-POC actors dominating the show

-Actually seeing the scenes of Zia and Sadie bonding and Zia remembering her adventures with the Kanes that were done off-screen in the second book. Also, maybe see the origin of the Pokemon pajamas

-An actual on-screen polyamorous relationship with Sadie, Walt, and Anubis

A live-action Magnus Chase show! Holy shit, that’d be awesome!

-Maybe Magnus can have an early cameo in the last season of the Heroes of Olympus show! As a difference from the original book, the team end up in Boston for some reason where a pre-homeless Magnus is. Annabeth tries to get through to him and by the end of the episode, the Seven head off, and Magnus returns home to see his mom killed by the wolves.

-Showing more of Magnus’s life as a homeless boy, not shying away from the more graphic and depressing realities not usually shown on TV.

-Fans being amazed by a live-action Hotel Valhalla and jumping up and down in their seats at the bloody combat exercises!

-Actual ASL being used with Hearthstone! 

-A trans/nonbinary actor/actress playing Alex

-Seeing more of the Floor 19 members

-A badass muslim actress as Samirah, maybe seeing her catch up Magnus and deal with her family

-Nightmare Fuel-filled scenes of Loki’s fucked-up visions and feeling Magnus’s pain

-Flashbacks of Uncle Randolph’s past

-Fans applauding at Alex and Magnus kissing

MAYBE THE GRAND FINALE COULD HAVE ALL OF THESE SHOWS COLLIDING FOR ONE EPIC CROSSOVER!!!!

THE FANBASE GROWING WITH MORE MEMBERS JOINING AND BEING INTERESTED IN THE BOOKS!!!

FUCK YEAH, RIORDAN SHOWS!!!!

Everybody talks about a Percy Jackson film series done right, but what about a TV series? Think about how much content we would get! The giffing possibilities, the theorising, the going over of every scene to see symbolism. - 5 Percy Jackson & The Olympians seasons - 5 Heroes of Olympus seasons - Possible Kane Chronicles, Magnus Chase and Trials of Apollo spinoffs with actor cameos from PJO & HOO - Watching lil’ Percabeth being sassy in season one, knowing that they’re gonna be around for years. - Seeing Percy, Annabeth and Grover’s actors all becoming best friends and starting YouTube/Snapchat/Twitter/Instagram chains/accounts with BTS filming - Freaking out about the actors chosen to play the gods - Watching out for little Reyna and Hylla when Percy’s turned back from a guinea pig and praying they keep the same actors - Filming seasons 2 and 3 in direct succession so there’s no noticeable age difference in the characters, but having to wait to watch on hiatus and surviving by looking at the cast’s social media when filming - Meeting Bianca and Nico, trying not to get attached to Bianca’s actress but still crying your eyes out when she dies (but screaming with joy if she returns for flashbacks and/or ghost scenes) - Watching the Nico actor undergo his ~transformation~ and fan casting Will to suit him - Watching Percabeth’s first kiss in the volcano and crying with excitement because it’s been such a long build-up - Organising watching parties for the three- or four-hour long season finale in season 5 and screaming at the Camp Jupiter foreshadowing, Will’s first appearance, Annabeth getting injured, Silena dying, Kronos being defeated, Rachel becoming the oracle, Luke dying, Percy turning down immortality and Percabeth finally becoming canon with an orchestral swell and crying behind the scenes because these kids won’t see each other for a year or more

- Finally seeing teasers for HOO and gathering together to watch the pilot - Watching them cast a Mexican actor for Leo and a Native American actress for Piper - Seeing them cast Jason and comparing him to Thalia’s actress with FaceSwap - The theories and rumours about Piper and Jason’s actors being together (which they neither confirm nor deny as Leo’s actor giggles in interviews) - Annabeth’s return in the first scene of the pilot and people screaming crying when Butch says, “Percy Jackson” and the Heroes of Olympus opening credits play - Over-analysis of every scene to make up for the hiatus since PJO ended - Watching the start of the Gaia storyline and crying excitedly at the mention of Nico’s name - Meeting Festus and realising that his beeps, whirs, and whatnot actually do represent letters and/or words - like Morse code - and learning to speak it - Shrieking when Jasiper kiss - Watching Leo start to build the Argo II - Screaming when Percy returns in Son of Neptune only remembering “Annabeth” and getting super excited to meet Hazel and Frank - Watching Nico introduce himself and crying at Percy’s vacant expression - Getting way too excited when Leo’s actor appears as Sammy (in a hat that always hides his face a little) because he looks amazingly dashing - Fangirling over Reyna because she’s changed so much but she still looks like the island girl she was way back when - Giffing the Percy/Jason amnesia parallels - The cast filming seasons 3-5 all at once and being done years before the series finale because it’s all set in a couple months - Crying at Percabeth’s reunion bc the actors haven’t worked together in years and they really did miss each other. - Crying some more at Reyna’s expression seeing Jasiper together - Revelling in the awkward chemistry between Leo, Hazel, and Frank because the actors are super close and friendly irl - Hearts everywhere skipping a beat when “you dropped this” happens - Shipping overloads when Leo and Calypso meet - Screaming from every viewer when Percabeth fall into Tartarus (like the internet breaks, percabeth, tartarus, and hoo are trending on tumblr for two weeks) - So many tears when they get out - Even more tears when Nico’s crush comes out because his actor is so good he looks heartbroken - The internet breaking again when Season 5 of HOO airs - Nico-Reyna friendship omzgzz - The final showdown between the gods, the Seven, the giants and Gaia being basically unbearable and many hours long - When Solangelo meet people start to cry and/or scream bc THe cHemIStrY - The big final battle taking seven hours and airing one hour every day for a week - Two weeks later, when the dust has settled, we get a one-and-a-half hour ep with the aftermath. - Two and a half months afterwards, everyone wants Leo’s ending and it airs with only one trailer (ten seconds) - After the end of Leo’s epilogue, every cast, crew, production, publisher, and helper is thanked with their most fitting godly parent following their name (i.e. John Appleseed, Son of Demeter)

Just a Percy Jackson TV series, is all.

Worst Fears of the Riordanverse

Kane Chronicles: No sequels

Percy Jackson: More sequels

Zia: I spy with my little eye something beginning with 's'.

Sadie: Sunshine?

Zia: Nope.

Sadie: *looks over at Carter and Percy arguing* Sexual tension?