Ryan Dunn - Tumblr Posts
Literally the video of all time
giggling at a jared leto tweet from 2010
i don’t even understand tbh 💀
just thought this was worth seeing tbh 🤷♀️
gonna be up all night
them to me 🤍
#needthat
drunk dunn during the end credits of cky3
This photo just has that vibe
Tits of Jackass <3
His little gay run <3
I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER OH MY
These photos are THE aesthetic
Johnny Knoxville and Ryan Dunn at MTV’s Video Music Awards (2002)
viva la bam!!
Hi! not new to tumblr but i decided to make a new account! pls send in requests for jackass fanfics or we can be mutuals! love ya 😚
ᴜɴᴅᴇʀɴᴇᴀᴛʜ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ - Johnny Knoxville
“𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞, 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞.” - 𝐍𝐨 𝐃𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐭
pairing(s) | Johnny Knoxville x fem!reader
summary | just headcanons on meeting/getting asked out by Knoxville
warnings | cussing, maybe suggestive content? I think that’s about it!
REQUESTS ARE OPEN! MASTERLIST!
• I think it was definitely one of those “She fell first, he fell harder” situations
• I want to say you guys met through a mutual friend or maybe you worked on the Jackass Crew
• for now I’m gonna say you worked on the crew
• Naturally you knew who he was, and naturally you were attracted to him (who wouldn’t be)
• It took a chance meeting for him to really notice you tho
• let’s say you got dragged into a stunt, or you were helping him after he got hurt. It was most likely something like that
• after that initial meeting Pj was just like “yep, she’s the one.” and made it his personal mission to get you to himself
• It took the rest of the cast noticing his little crush and bugging him about it for him to actually act on it though
“she’s totally hot man, if you don’t ask her out I will” - steve-o probably
“I can see your boner from here Knoxville” - bam probably
“Little lover boy has a crushhh. Want me to talk to her for you?” - Dunn maybe
• all of the dickhead behavior from his friends finally convinced him to ask you. Now I see this going one of two ways.
1. Him always finding an excuse to come to your office/work station so he can bug you, then eventually work up the courage
2. the cast/crew are at a bar after shooting one day and he’s a little buzzed. He finally grows a pair and comes up to you.
• either way! You’re like “Oh! yes!”
THEN YOU LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER
kidding.
• yall went on a cute little date somewhere and he was pleasantly surprising!
• he dropped the whole jackass persona and the sweet southern boy came out
• he was laying the nicknames on thickkkk. His shit definitely had you squirming.
• Baby, Babydoll, Sweetheart, Dollface, Pretty Girl. Those are definitely his favorites! (they’re your favorites too…)
• walked you to your front door after the date, AND snuck a little kiss in. He was kinda flustered so after the kiss he was like “I had fun doll, see you at work!” and scurried off to his car LMAO
•. You were FREAKING OUTTT. like “holy fuck holy fuck he kissed me” but quickly collected yourself and shouted bye back to him
• definitely the kind of asshole to do the whole jump and shout after you got inside. Do yall know what I’m talking about 😭 like the whole “woo hoo!” and celebration dance cause the date went well LMAOOO
• ofc you’re watching from your window, it wasn’t embarrassing though because it’s him, it was more endearing than anything.
OKOK THATS ALL I HAVE FOR NOW IM SORRY! SEND REQUESTS 😚
𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐀𝐒𝐒! - masterlist
Johnny Knoxville!
Fics!
• Crush
- | in which the boys go to film on a ranch, and knoxville can’t seem to keep his eyes off the girl in the cowboy boots.
Headcanons!
• meeting/getting asked out by Knox!
Moodboards!
• knox and coquette girl moodboard
Bam Margera!
-nothing yet!
Ryan Dunn!
-nothing yet!
Chris Pontius!
Fics!
Drabbles!
Headcanons!
• being party boys gf!
Steve-o!
Fics!
Drabbles!
Headcanons!
• being Steve’s gf and traveling with him for WildBoyz!
If you want to request for other members that’s completely fine! Send them in lol
THIS IS SO SPECIAL TO ME
JOHNNY KNOXVILLE LOML
This might be weird... but do you think you could do some head cannons of Johnny, Ryan, and Bam dating a high maintenance girl/a girly girl/maybe even a bimbo? Like a girl who loves shopping, getting her nails done, the color pink and all that? If not I understand!
Johnny, Ryan, and Bam Dating a High Maintenance Girl!
a/n: Omg this isn't weird to me at all!!! Hell I have even thought about what they would be like dating a girly girl, so I'm sorry if this is a super long headcannons list... But in my defense it was the 2000s and being a high maintenance girl was the thing right?
prompt: Title!
warnings: Fem!reader, very light smut, fluff, partying/drinking
Johnny
You two met when Johnny had a photoshoot for a magazine and was told last minute that he was going to model with a female model
At first he was a bit mad, he didn't really want to shoot with another person let alone a girl he would have to do some sort of sexual poses with
But when you walked in the door in your pink crop top, low rise jeans, pink heels with fluff on the tips, and your white hand bag he fell in love
He tried to keep it as professional as he could while shooting with you
Was quick to ask you out after the shoot, which you happily said yes too.
And the rest is history!
He knows very well that your high maintenance but he really doesn't care cause he loves it
Like after he gets ran over by a bull he likes going home and listening to how you got your nails done today and how you got 'JK' on them while you cuddle with him
It really brings him down to earth
He would love to go shopping with you
Though at first you would fight with him about paying because you had enough money to buy your own things but soon just let it happen cause you knew he wouldn't change his mind
Plus who doesn't like to be spoiled?
Johnny would love when you tried things on for him he would call it his own mini fashion show
Even though he thinks you look great in anything he still is iffy about the length of things...
"Whatda think Knox?"
"Baby you look great, really, but that skirt is no longer than half a ruler-"
But he would love picking out clothes for you, his favorite things to pick out for you being low rise jeans and cropped tank tops
But going back to him spoiling you...
I'm talking flowers, chocolate, clothes, ANYTHING.
He just loves seeing how excited you get :((
Even while he is away filming he would buy you stuff to surprise you when he gets home
"Hey Steve-o do ya think Yn would like this?"
Also when he is away filming he calls you as soon as he is finished filming for the day and tells you everything he did and you happily listen for hours until you both fall asleep on the phone
Weird side note but I feel like he has you keep random things in your purse for him??
Like lighters, chapstick, his sunglasses, really random things
You two 100% would match during red carpet events
Johnny always lets you pick your dress before he picks his suit though
A lot of your red carpet looks have probably been super popular with the press
The headlines in magazines probably say "See the outfits Johnny Knoxville and Yn Yl stole the carpet in once again!" or "See Johnny Knoxville's and Yn Yl's eye-catching matching look!" and maybe even "Johnny Knoxville and Yn Yl, the best dressed couple!"
Omg when you two go out and party with the Jackass guys it's always a good time
Even though Johnny thinks there is no reason for you to start getting ready at 7:25pm when you guys are leaving for the party till 11:30pm
But either way he always thinks you look great
Johnny could always be found near you no matter where you are
Whether it's standing outside of the bathroom to wait for you, sitting next to you with an arm around you, or him just standing behind you while you order something from the bar
But you usually love to dance at parties which isn't Johnny's strong suit...
So he happily watches as you dance with Chris (nothing handsy though) or one of your friends from the booth you guys claimed
You will usually come back and take a seat on Johnny's lap and he'll kiss the back of your neck
"You looked so good out there dancing doll."
But if a guy is flirting with you so god help him.
"You're a real pretty thing baby."
"Yeah and that 'real pretty things' boyfriend is going to rip ya a new ass if you don't back off."
When Johnny gets to drunk he will get handsy with you
Maybe even put a hand up your dress and with a drunken blush on his face tell you his hot you are
But when you drink too much you can get mouthy, which has led to Johnny having to throw you over his shoulder and walk you out of the bar while holding your heels in his free hand to avoid you getting into fights with men 10x bigger than you
When you go on set with him Johnny makes sure no one is messing with you
If someone even dares to they will have the worst week of their life coming for them
The guys think you're a sweetheart though so they never mess with you
But they do find it funny how whipped Johnny is for you
"Knoxville would probably lick the bottom of Yn's pink heels if she asked." -Bam 100%
You don't mind being on camera at all either, Johnny often seen having his arm tossed around you
But when something gross happens and your on set the camera crew was told by Jeff to pan the camera wherever you are
You just have the best reactions and Jeff thinks it's funny how you shake your hands and turn your head away while gagging
"Ew that's totally gross! Why the hell would you ever even!?"
Johnny loves to kiss you, your cherry chapstick is addicting to him
But he totally hates when you wear lip gloss, it's sticky and gross to him
"I'm not kissin' you when you have that shiny stuff on your lips Yn!"
"But why not :("
You shower him with kissed and hugs all the time though lip gloss or not
Johnny loves that pda is ok with you too, he loves everyone knowing your his and he's yours
Overall he would love dating a girly girl.
Ryan
You two met back in high school
Ryan was pretty known throughout the school for doing dumb things with his friends but you were known for being the cheer captain and dating a football player
But when you got your new classes and were sat next to Ryan you ended up dumbing your boyfriend for Ryan, even telling your ex boyfriend that cause you didn't think it would matter you left him for Ryan
But Ryan walked the halls of his school with his guard up high for the rest of his high school life because he didn't want to get jumped by the football team.
This man would LOVE dating a high maintenance girl
Like he just loves it for some reason?
He probably calls you Barbie cause he thinks you act like a human version of her
From the purses, nails, clothes, and shoes
But he totally loves it all
I feel like if you two moved into somewhere together it would be more your stuff than his
Like he simply wouldn't care what you did with the place because he just doesn't care
As long as he has room in the closet he really doesn't care
But this has caused the boys to make fun of his new crib...
"Have you seen Ryans place? He lives in a Barbie house, everything is pink and sparkly!"
Ryan loves when you two get to sit on the couch and watch stuff though
Only because when he lays on your chest you scratch his head with your long nails
He also loves when you two do face masks, he doesn't really care for it while it's on but he loves when he gets to sit on the toilet with you between his legs while you apply it and take it off
You get beard burn from Ryan bad cause you always are giving him kisses
Ryan has a favorite lip balm you use and it's strawberry
He loves the way it feels on his lips and the way it tastes
Though Ryan loves your chapsticks and lip balms he hates your lipstick
There has been countless times where Ryan and you will be making out and you push him off cause you remember you're wearing your expensive lipstick
Always gets him frustrated but he's learned to just let it go
But Ryan usually doesn't like bringing you out to party because he just doesn't want you to have to deal with all the drunk guys
But when he does once in a while your the center of attention
All the guys talking to you asking you about girly things and you happily talk to them
But you sadly are sometimes blind to see that they are flirting with you
"I went shopping the other day and found these super cute pair of underwear!"
"Really? What color are they?" - Probably Steve-o with a dumb smirk on his face
"They're my favorite color." - Ryan while shooting daggers at Steve-o
When you get brought on set you are most likely on Ryan's lap or have your arms wrapped around his arm
No one messes with you, no one wants to feel the wrath of Ryan and possibly Bam
One time Steve-o jokingly threw your new heels in the water and when you started crying Ryan was pissed
Steve-o ended up getting shot with a paintball gun Ryan found in a van 14 times and even got a hard slap in the back of the head
Ever since then no one has even dared to mess with you
That doesn't mean Ryan doesn't mess with you though
You have found a couple of large spiders placed in your purses by him or been thrown into lakes by him while on set
You probably yell at Ryan all the time to shower
You insist he smells bad and if he won't take a shower you drown him in your floral perfumes
Ryan has been told by Jackass members, crew members, fans, family, and even strangers that he smells like a girl
He likes it though, it let's everyone know he's taken
Probably got a random tattoo on his arm that reminds you of him
Maybe a bow or your favorite flower
When you showed him you thought it was really cool and sweet which only made Ryan love it more
When you go shopping and bring Ryan along he gives you honest criticism on outfits
"It kinda clashes with the belt don't you think?"
"It's cute but not with those shoes."
"That would look good with that skirt you have."
But if you dare to bring him into the dressing room with you expect a very handsy Ryan
"Just making sure the fabric is good honey."
"But Ryan that's my underwear, not the skirt."
You two have had a couple of quickies in dressing rooms
But overall he treats you like a princess cause he thinks you're a real life one :)
Bam
You two met during cky when Bam was kicking footballs at cars, when Bam hit your car with a ball you had turned around to go back cause who does that?
Bam was expecting some old guy to get out of the car yelling but when you stepped out in a short dress and heeled boots him, Dico, Ryan, and Chris were all shell-shocked
Bam was quick to begin apologizing you even saying they are filming for a movie where they pull pranks and that he would even give you money to fix the non-existent dent
You laughed it off though telling them it was fine and as long as there was no damage it's ok.
Out of the four boys who all wanted your number Bam was the only one with the balls to ask, and when he did he surprisingly got your number
Bam dating a high maintenance girl makes perfect sense to me
Cause he is kinda high maintenance too right???
But he EATS UP having a hot girly girl girlfriend
He even funds basically all of your shopping trips
Hell he even joins shopping with you!
Though you two have very, very, different styles
"Babe you'd look smoking in this!"
"But Bam it's so... dull... and not colorful..."
But he will go into your stores with you cause you go into his
Though he doesn't enjoy it when you take super long and ends up messing around with things
But when it comes to you trying things on he will sit quietly and wait for you to come out of the room
He always says everything you wear is cute which is sweet but expensive
His favorite store you go to though is any lingerie store ever
He picks out some things for you to try on and loves seeing all of them
"Do a spin for me, I wanna see it from ever angle."
"God you're so hot."
"You're totally getting that right?"
But when it comes to his room he gets mad when your pink blankets are out cause his room is supposed to be 'dark' and 'badass'
Ape always tells him to stop whining over one pink blanket
Also Ape and Phil ADORE you
Ape loves going shopping with you and even just baking with you, your like the daughter she's always wanted
Phil loves you cause you always yell at Bam when he's mean to him, which no one has done before
"Bam you're being a total dick for no reason at all! Stop it!"
"Sorry babe."
While filming Viva La Bam you were on film almost every episode because Bam wanted the whole world to know you were his
You were also the host for many of their stupid game shows, Bam even going the extra mile and buying you those fancy dresses hosts wear
Dico, Chris, and Ryan frequently flirted with you which always resulted in Bam hitting them or doing whatever he could think of
Poor Chris one time caught more than several pies to the face just for saying you looked pretty one day :(
But Bam never and I mean NEVER would prank you no matter if it was on Jackass or Viva La Bam
He doesn't even let you on the Jackass set cause he says it's quote, "Literal hell."
So you only go to premieres and things like that with him
Always dressed to impress too
We all know Bam loves being a bit extra at red carpets too so one time he had you shower him in dark pink lipstick kisses
His favorite photo of him on a red carpet is you kissing his cheek while he already had at least twenty other lipstick marks on his face while his cheeks were pink and he had a goofy smile on his face
I feel like you would model his skateboards for him?
Like since they are pink Bam thought it would be cool to have you hold them for photos since you love pink
Bam ended up going all out for the shoot and the photos were so good he made posters of you with them
Which sold out SUPER fast
He would be so excited to tell you :(((
"Yn! Babe! Your posters sold out already!"
Bam also would be very affectionate behind closed doors
Kisses, hugs, cuddling he loves it all
He also likes being the little spoon, but he made you swore to never tell
He likes laying his head between your thighs and hugging your leg while sleeping :,)
He also loves making out with you
But like the sloppy making out, the kind that leaves your lipstick smeared on your face and his along with his hair becoming a mess
I think he tries giving you hickeys but you quickly shove him off saying you don't want the bruises on your neck cause they would look bad on camera
This totally would make him grumpy
But Bam loves being high maintenance with his high maintenance girl!!!
SNAP ! then do a little cabbage patch