Qsmp Wilbur - Tumblr Posts
I have a personal head cannon that each en streamer is attractive in their own way and I shall list them to the best of my abilities :
Foolish: the “head so empty it’s attractive”
Fit: the “you could either punch me in the face or whisper sweet nothings into my ear and I’d thank you either way”
Philza: the “you give off so much Dilf energy I’m not surprised you get flirted with so often”
BadBoyHalo: the “I’d give you a knife and you would start either baking bread or murdering someone and I’d watch you do it with a smile”
Jaiden: the “you could fight half the server and win with strength to spare”
Slimesicle: the “watching you is like a sitcom I’m never bored it’s an amazing skill”
Wilbur: the “your pretty AND your talented? Sign me up! what do you mean he’s good with kids?!?”
Coming from an AroAce person :) I also think it would be funny if q!Quackity invited these En streamers because he finds them all attractive to a degree fjjdhdh
We love young independent women who break generation trauma!!
talullah canonically hating hot topic is so funny to me
like she‘s in the most emo family. missa’s literally dressed up as skeletor, Philza is the angel of death, Chayanne’s entire existence is based around following in the footsteps of the blood god
her father is Wilbur “my unfinished symphony” Soot
and she’s just like “hehe lil pink flowers”
really said no to generational trauma
and his heart grew three sizes bigger that day…
happy Father’s Day to the most cringefail girldad
How much my arts changed/improved.
The first image is the first time I drew Tallulah back in April, then nine months later, I drew the second image today.
I know tallulah’s hands are wrong, however for the eggs I try to make it look more dragon-y so that’s apart of an idea I had came up with.
Any advice on what to improve would be greatly appreciated!
If the presentation that Cellbit will infiltrate tomorrow is one of Wilbur for the federation, This is going to be the funniest scene in the entire QSMP LMAO
philza: they even added brazilian characters and they all think your hatsune miku
lmao rbs are super pog💥
I love that the members of QSMP accidentally keep making technology canon
• when Philza got a call from Wilbur to talk to Tallulah
• when Forever was showing Phil videos of him and Bruninho, Phil told this event to Fit and said "he showed me videos on his phone of him and his ex"
• the Brazilians making twitter canon implies that there's internet connection in the island
• recently Fit and Phil grieved the church and the admins that were present with them were alt tapped and fit jokingly said something about the kids being on their phones
Phones are semi-canon and there's internet, does this make the MC chat a massive group chat?
Qsmp Wilbur and Phil with their funny little eggs
HATSUNE MIKU??
what happened to tumblrs layout why i the thing on the other side how do I change it can I change it-
Soldier, Poet, King but it's Wilbur telling Tallulah about SBI, (Phil as soldier, himself as poet and Techno as the king) she thinks he's talking about Chayanne (Soldier), her (Poet) and Phil (King)
Role explainations bc i need to be understood :
SBI roles first
Phil as soldier makes sense in the SBI dynamic as he protects and shields them, he guides and provides for them. He goes out to keep them safe and is always there if they need someone to fall back in, he is sturdy, stable and prepared
Wilbur as poet is very often just because he's a singer but bc i think about things too much, for me it's more. Wilbur doesn't fight, he doesn't wear armour, he won't wield a weapon and he sure as hell won't let his daughter. He is a talker, he's good with his words and knows exactly how to charm people.
Techno as king seems pretty self explanatory but like with Wilbur, there's a bit more to it. Techno takes on a lot of responsiblity, he would kill or die for his loved ones, he, as the blood god's disciple had a lot of responsiblity to take on. Plus the voices and the horror that is, it puts Techno in a position of power, too much power, responsiblity he can't hild forever.
And Tallulah's interpretation
Chayanne as the soldier is very simple, he fights and he protects. He would and has risked his life for his family and he would do it a thousand times over. Tallulah admires him for this and sees him as a role model, as many people see soldiers and the military. Also "he will tear your city down" little boy is an arsonist, self explanatory. Also, this sets up the parallel between Phil and his son which is really cute
Tallulah herself as the poet, again, simple because this is a toddler's interpretation, because she is a musician. She takes after Wilbur and is very proud of it. Wilbur calls himself a poet and Tallulah is overjoyed to replicate that, to follow in her dad's footsteps. Wilbur has taught her that she can win with words and she doesn't need to fight like a soldier. And the same as Chayanne, this sets up a really sweet parallel between father and daughter
Phil as king is a literally less literal, obviously he isn't a king, but in Tallulah's eyes, he is the one that makes things right. He is in charge, he is the figurehead, the man to look to when times get tough, the one above them all. Which also gives a parallel between Phil & Techno, which can be linked back to the similarity between Chayanne & Phil and Techno
◜Wilbur Soot Boyfriend Headcanons◞
┊ ᝰ﹕SFW, please ignore my Google translate English
♤ This man is a gentleman! He would be romantic but not in big things but in small ones.
♧ He would buy you your favorite snacks, memorize the way you make your coffee just so he could make it how you like it.
♤ He would want to know everything about you but not just about your life but about the things you like.
♧ And speaking of which, he would learn everything just to be closer to you, your favorite book? He will read it, do you like a band? He will listen to all the albums, are you a fan of a series? He will spend the entire morning watching just to have something to talk to you about.
♤ he's the careful type, he'd "fight" with you for not taking good care of yourself but deep down he knows he loves doing that, like always taking two sweaters when he leaves the house or making sure you've eaten that day.
♧ Talking about food, every time he needed to go out in the morning, whether for a Lovejoy rehearsal or a recording, he would make a point of waking up early just to prepare your favorite coffee and leave it on the counter with a note for when you wake up .
♤ Obviously he would take you to band rehearsals and take your opinion very seriously about the songs.
♧ You would have a VIP pass to go to all the shows and you always do, but when you can't attend Wilbur becomes a little less excited and anxious about the show, For him, you are like a lucky charm that makes everything perfect and incredible.
♤ He would include you in his group of friends, on trips and recordings and they will welcome you very well, but don't think you will be immune to Charlie or Tommy's jokes.
♧ If you are also a content creator, it will take you in front of the camera even if you are not have a public relationship, you will always be present in Tommy's vlogs or in some Sorry videos even if for just a few seconds.
♤ Talking about the Sorry brothers I feel like Wilbur would pull you into this (if you're a public person) even if little by little, it would all start with a few appearances here and there and then it would become something more regular and when you see it it's already part of the cast, but like Phil you try to be the point of balance amidst the general chaos.
♧ If you are not a public person you would still be present but behind the cameras, always helping backstage with clothes, makeup or video ideas.
♤ You would probably adopt a small animal, from the most common options like cats or dogs or something more different like a rabbit or ferret. Ps: they would probably have names related to music, either referencing a song or names of singers they both like.
♧ He would be the more reserved type of person in public and with little to no PDA, but he would still hold hands or have his arm on your shoulder.
♤ However, when you are alone Oh My God! this man is pure neediness, he would love hugs and physical touches, or just quality time where you are both in the same place focused on your own things but still together.
♧ I feel like he has three moods: The singer, the older brother and the boyfriend
♤ The singer happens when he is super focused and committed to his career, he has a dream and definitely wants to achieve it and he works hard for it.
♧ The older brother usually happens when he joins Tommy and Charlie, he is chaotic and playful, always making jokes and being sarcastic and picking on his "younger brothers" Tommy and Charlie.
♤ The third is something that few people see, it's the soft boy Wilbur, it's when he's not all that chaos and shouting, he just hangs out, listens to music or a movie and relaxes without having to worry about his career or the Internet for a while.
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Can I request a Wilbur Soot where the reader and him have been dating for like 8/9 years and in one of tommys mod videos they just spend it on a cute Minecraft date, maybe they have a fake proposal where Wilbur gives reader a diamond and it’s really cute? Feel free to go anyway you want with this!! 🫶🏼🫶🏼
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◜Minecraft Date◞
┊ ᝰ﹕Just Fluff and a little drama, SFW, Reader GN, English from Google translate
┊ ᝰ﹕Thank you very much for your order, it was my first and it made me very happy! I confess that I had to watch some of Tommy's videos to do it, I hope you like it <3
♤ Ever since you and Wilbur started dating a few years ago, you've made a tradition of every Friday being reserved for date nights and it's always worked out well.
♧ Until today when the restaurant called saying there was a problem with reservations which resulted in nowhere to go and that left you feeling discouraged.
♤ Tommy, knowing what happened, decides to invite them to participate in his weird Minecraft mods video.
♧ You end Wilbur up accepting and staying home for game night.
♤ Chaos is the definition of everything, Tommy running and screaming as he is being chased by some horror entity.
♧ While Philza just tries to build his house in peace while being continually hindered by Charlie.
♤ Somewhere between gathering resources and laughing at Tommy getting killed by Chucky, you get the brilliant idea to turn your date night into a Minecraft date.
♧ Wilbur immediately agrees and you look for a village to make your place and everything looks beautiful with rugs and flowers.
♤ However, the peace was short-lived, because as soon as Tommy and Cherlie found out about the idea, they made it their personal mission to destroy your date.
♧ You only turned around for three seconds before being blown to death by a TNT placed by Charlie.
♤ And a war began, on one side you and Wilbur trying to build your meeting and on the other Tommy and Charlie doing everything possible and impossible to ruin it.
♧ And in the middle we had Philza who simply gave up on all of you and went off on his own to create his own house.
♤ They exploded your venue a total of six times before you guys finally gave up and looked for another place for your date.
♧ However, it seemed that Tommy had predicted it since the choice of mod didn't help his goal at all, and every time you had any moment of peace and tranquility it ended with you both being chased by Jason or Frankenstein.
"We're that couple in horror movies that goes out to make out and ends up dying" Wilbur says as his character walks around looking for somewhere safe
"Wow, what a comforting babe" you respond ironically
♤ You decide to dig down to the badrock and build your place there, without the chance of being interrupted by your friends or any mob.
♧ Wilbur decorates the place with plants on the wall and a table in the middle, carpet and flowers everywhere.
♤ He gives you cooked meat and fish and you just sit and talk.
"I'm sorry we can't go on a real date"
"it's not your fault will, and anyway we're having our date now"
"Well but that doesn't stop me from giving you something precious and expensive" he jokes and throws some diamonds to you
"Ohh is that a propose?" You say laughing
"Yes Madam, would you like to spend the rest of your cubical life building houses and mining by my side? I promise you a huge house and all the diamonds in this game" he says in a pompous voice
"Wow it's impossible to deny it my good sir after all this is every person's dream" you respond in the same tone
♧ The conversation doesn't last long before Charlie invades the place.
"I can't believe my eyes! You betrayed me, Wilbur, with that!" Charlie arrives, hitting Will and making a big show of it. "And our children?! Our love was nothing to you?!”
♤ The fight lasted for a good few minutes resulting in the room being broken and everything being blown up, as well as one death for willbur.
♧ The recording didn't last any longer and soon Tommy finished it.
♤ And the rest of the night was just you and Will relaxing on the couch watching some cliché romantic comedy, without any kind of explosions or murderous chases.
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◜Willbur x Pregnant! reader Headcanons◞
┊ ᝰ﹕Fluff, SFW, feminine pronouns
┊ ᝰ﹕Do you guys want a part two with Dadbur headcanons? comment here please <3
♤ As soon as he found out about the pregnancy he would be overjoyed, and also very anxious and nervous.
♧ He wouldn't read books but he would definitely watch YouTube videos about fatherhood
♤ He would seek a lot of advice from his mother and especially from Phil who, even though he is not a father, is definitely the view of a responsible adult
♧ He wouldn't tell his audience for at least five months because he didn't want the stress and hate it would bring.
♤ After that time he would definitely post some photos of himself with his belly showing in his feed, but all of them with comments disabled
♧ The baby shower would be set to a musical theme (like Kourtney and Trevis), and he would take the opportunity to play a song written about his future child.
♤ He would be happy regardless of the child's gender, but I feel like he would have a preference for girls
♧ If it's a girl, the name would 100% be talulah
♤ This baby would be extremely spoiled before it was even born, not only by Will but also by the Sorry Boys and the boys in the band, we're talking about small animal outfits and little band t-shirts with the lovejoy logo
♧ Small musical instruments 🤏🤏🤏
♤ He would write many songs for the baby even before he was born
♧ Before the birth he would work a lot to make sure the child would have a stable monetary life, I feel like he would work a lot at home to be able to keep an eye on you
♤ He would be very careful with you, he was before but during the pregnancy he became 200x more
♧ He would sing and play songs to the baby, he would also read to him while he was in his tummy and use those stupid voices to interpret
♤ He and Tommy are very good friends but I can't think of anyone else Wilbur would trust with his son more than Phil and Krist, they would be the godparents and they would be very touched by it.
♧ He wouldn't let you if you want to get up to get a glass of water
♤ Breakfast in bed every day, he would learn to cook just for that
♧ Will, Charlie, Tommy and Phil They would make a video setting up the baby's room, which would be complete chaos, with paint everywhere, screaming, Charlie pretending to be a baby and getting into the crib and lots of screaming and laughing.
♤ During the last months of pregnancy he would be a thousand and one percent more attentive, with any sneeze from you he would already be running and asking if you need to go to the hospital
♧ I don't think he would be the type of father who faints during childbirth, but he would definitely have a huge panic attack that would probably be controlled by Philza
♤ As soon as he saw the baby he would immediately start crying
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◜Dadbur Headcanons◞
┊ ᝰ﹕Fluff, SFW, mention of divorce
┊ ᝰ﹕Part Two of Dadbur, send me suggestions and asks for the next ones <3
♧ ok, imagine a mini wilbur with curly hair and a snub nose, well that's your son.
♤ At first Will would be absolutely terrified, he didn't have the best parents in the world so he was afraid of being the same for his son.
♧ This man tries so hard! he didn't want to fall into that stereotype where only mothers really take care of their children, so he'll be there to change their diapers and give them bottles, waking up in the middle of the night to get them back to sleep. He knows how stressful and tiring this is for you, so he does everything in his power to make it easier.
♤ Lullabies but not children's ones, he would play Bowie like Starman and Space Oddity, Beutiful boy would definitely be in the repertoire and he would change the gender if it was a girl.
♧ He would spoil his son a lot, with clothes and toys, and he often buys things that are definitely not for his son's age but always ends up saying "he will use them in the future".
♤ He wouldn't post photos of his child, just one or two that don't show his face, he doesn't like this type of exposure on the Internet, especially with his son.
♧ When the child grew up and had some kind of interest in appearing, he would agree, but nothing excessive, just a few appearances on streams or things like that.
♤ As soon as he reaches a certain age, Will would like him to be at his shows even if it's with ear protection headphones.
♧ If he won a prize he would promptly dedicate it to you and your son.
♤ Possibly the baby would appear in some Lovejoy music videos (when he was old enough).
♧ Would you create a family day that happens every week, where you both take time off from work just to spend time with your child outdoors having picnics, trips to the beach, going to amusement parks and things like that.
♤ You would also have a game night, with a good pizza and board games or video games, sometimes you also invite your friends to participate.
♧ Another family tradition is to always have dinner together and talk about your day and plans for the next one, you also like to cook dinner together it's always a lot of fun.
♤ You also always travel on vacation to different countries, you want your child to get to know different cultures and experiences.
♧ Trips to Disney with Uncle Tommy are definitely your child's favorite.
♤ Once a week Phil and Krist babysit for a romantic parental date.
♧ Will would definitely cry on the first day of school, I see this man coming home and checking his watch every 5 minutes to see what time he will have his son back.
♤ As a first-time father he would also despair at any slightest sign that his child is falling ill.
♧ I can easily see Will, Tommy and Charlie dressed up like princesses and made up for tea time, and they would absolutely love that.
♤ He goes to put the baby to sleep and ends up sleeping in his place>>>>
♧ I think during pregnancy with his first child he would be extremely nervous but after that he would definitely want more children.
♤ I think he would like two or three, nothing too big but not small.
♧ He would be in favor of positive and non-aggressive parenting with his children, he would also be a great supporter of all of his children's choices.
♤ He would also be in favor of teaching his children to be independent with things like handling money, knowing how to cook, having responsibilities and things like that.
♧ When he was on tour with Lovejoy I feel like they would have two options, the first is that if your children are young and not studying yet he would try to convince you to go along with him, but if the children are not so young anymore he you would just feel really bad about leaving them and wonder if you are being a bad father.
♤ In the second option he would make a point of calling all the time, at least two calls a day, he would also buy gifts and things from every country or city he visited, collectibles like postcards or key chains.
♧ He would have lots of photos of his children, some funny ones with just them sleeping, and his lock screen would be a photo of his loved one next to his children.
♤ Even if you separated he would be a good father, he would try to solve all your problems so that it doesn't affect the children and they have a good co-parenting.
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◜HELP ME! ◞
ੈ✩‧₊ Hey guys! all good? I hope so, today I came to ask you a question about a fanfic I've been thinking about writing, I'll leave the information below followed by a poll, don't forget to vote <3
↳ It will be a fanfic that alternates between written chapters and social media
↳ It will be a Quackity x Brazilian Streamer! reader
↳ It will be written in YN and feminine gender but I can try to write it in neutral gender
↳In short, it would be about a Brazilian streamer who is invited to QSMP and ends up falling in love with Quackity so they both have to deal with the distance and their personal problems.
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Heyy Guys, I need some headcanon ideas and I would like your help!! My ask box is open to everyone but if you prefer you can use this comment section <3
I remember coming across a qsmp clip where Luzu talks to Foolish and BadBoyHalo, and they try to help him figure out who is his egg child and parent-match. One of them brought up the train, asking which train they were in, but then questioned if it mattered. What if the different train selection did mattered? so i rewatched the VODs and took notes. Train 1 Train 2
ElMariana WilburSoot Quackity Slimecicle Foolish iRoier BadBoyHalo Maximus DanTDM Philza Jaiden Spreen MissaSinfonia Vegetta777 Luzu FitMC
The answer to this question is yesn't. yes and no.
Ignoring the single parents, most of the matched parents were on different trains. BUT Fit and Spreen were on the same train. They were matched as parents but on the same train. Luzu has the same ticket as Quackity, so they were matched. But they were on the same train. They also are both Spanish speakers unless Luzu was matched with English speaking Quackity who isn't supposed to know any Spanish at all ... supposedly. (the 2 quackities is still confusing me)