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whenever I say I’m eepy this is what I mean
all sleepy regressors look like this :3
waiting patiently at the window for my person to get back from their shift at work. i let my eyes close and drift in and out of sleep, listening to the distant sounds from outside. i hear a car approach my home and i jolt up, frantically searching for the source of the noise. are they home? my tail begins to wag and my ears perk up. ...no, it's not them. i lay back down and close my eyes once again. they'll be home soon, i'm sure. and when they are, i'll run to the door to greet them, and they'll be so excited to see me. i've just got to wait.
life is so complicated for no reason. the true meaning of being alive is to be smol ouppy playing fetch in big field with their person
externally i just go :D but my tail is wagging like craaazyyyy behind the screen. no way to express that excitement other than bouncing around in circles like an excited puppy or wagging my nonexistent tail
Yeah muzzles and stuff but like I don't need to be muzzled. I already love you so much. You don't even need to chain me to a poll when when you go into a store I won't even run away !! I am already such a good dog you don't need to train me or anything I swear I swear
feeling very.. puppy.. must run in circles (chase my tail) until I pass out
Puppy snacks!
-Scooby-Doo cookies (a classic)
-Peanut butter (also a classic- varieties include sun butter, almond butter, etc if you can't have peanuts)
-Goldfish
-Any sort of cookies. Shortbread and sugar cookies can be made in the shape of bones!
-Pretzels
-Any sort of dried meat or fruits/vegetables
-Cereal, with or without milk
-Small chocolate pieces (not for real doggies but to celebrate our newfound ability to eat it!)
-M&Ms (same as above)
-Scrambled eggs
-Yogurt
-Tuna salad (like wet dog food! I like just tuna n mayo for simplicity)
-Graham crackers
-Crackers/sandwich crackers
-Meat and cheese slices, cheese cubes/sticks
-Ice cubes
-Ice cream
-Whipped cream/cool whip (make yourself a pup cup)
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Actually so sick and twisted that I'm a big ol' human when I'm literally supposed to be a little puppy
rub my tummy plz i swear ill be normal (ill be begging you the whole day until you rub my belly again)
I’m 29! Hi!!
Any active regressors accounts in 2024?
I would love to follow other accounts and meet new friendos!
I ask that you be 18+ though cuz i am a bit uncomfy with talking to minors.