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Psych Cooking Show but what it actually is is Shawn and Gus making monstrosities in Lassie's kitchen (Gus is literally only there for supervision but they both somehow end up covered in flour or some other material) and in the end they feed it to Lassie, who never eats it, so Shawn is always the one who takes a bite. Sometimes they do special episodes from Shawn's Dad's kitchen, and sometimes Juliet joins them.
Here's how I imagine it going:
Shawn, inspecting the egg sandwich they just made in a machine he bought off of amazon on impulse that they DEFINITELY overfilled: "The ham's like...warm, the bagel's burned."
Gus, staring at the sandwich with Shawn: "It's delicious! The egg is undercooked, the bagel's burned, and the ham is..untouched by time."
Shawn, setting down a trash can after spitting out the first bite: "It was actually...not bad! I'm gonna go in for another."
Lassie: "Spencer, you JUST spat out the first one."
Shawn: muffled arguing
Gus: "Did you just say "cause I wanna live while I'm alive?"
Shawn, pulling over the trash can again: "That was a better bite!"
Shawn and Gus read My Immortal. That's it. That's the post.
please watch psych (2006 - 2014)
psych characters as cat memes
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Psych (TV 2006) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Juliet O'Hara & Shawn Spencer Characters: Shawn Spencer, Juliet O'Hara Additional Tags: Whump, Car Accidents, Blood and Injury, Broken Bones, Concussions, Don't worry about it :), Attempted Murder, Explosions, Hurt/Comfort, Season/Series 03, Juliet O'Hara Whump, Shawn Spencer Whump, Angst with a Happy Ending, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Head Injury, no beta we die like my sanity Summary:
It trickles back slowly. He’s sitting in the passenger seat of Juliet’s car. They’re listening to music on the drive back from a suspect’s house. She rolls her eyes at a joke he cracked, but she’s smiling. There’s nothing else after that except for the sound of a horn, bright headlights, and an explosion of pain.
OR,
Shawn and Juliet get into a car crash (ambiguously set sometime during season 3)
he’s a teller of tales
has this been done before
The horses in his brain are not ok
YALL I AM S C R E A M I N G
Their commitment to the bit knows no bounds
Original post by @reformedpeasant and @cxremedy
Behold, shitpost.
when lassie was fighting with juliet about the detective test and shawn was just like "oh the DET? yeah i took that when i was 15. i got 100"
Can we talk about how the #1 thing Gus wanted Shawn to know before Yin (almost) killed him is that he didn't blame him? can we talk about that? Gus literally came to terms with the fact that he wasn't making it out and INSTANTLY made sure that Shawn wouldn't blame himself.
Psych 🍍 + text posts
That's fair
*continues with bullshit*
Psych 2x15
Very long rant about ads under here, big vent moment bc I'm gonna fucking commit crimes, also there's a poll if your interested
Yo I'm just saying if peacock doesn't stop playing 2 minutes of ads every 5 minutes when I'm trying to watch psych I'm going to fucking implode and commit unspeakable crimes. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO PAY THIS FUCKING MUCH JUST TO WATCH PSYCH. LIKE ITS LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON I USE PEACOCK. LIKE I DONT WANNA FUCKING BE SOLD SHIT IM WATCHING
MY FUCKING SHOW
WHY THE FRESH DIDDLY
FUCK
Am I getting 6 ad breaks
FOR A T H I R T Y MINUTE EPISODE
Like I'm at a point where I can't even watch it bc the ads interrupting so much make me so enraged. Maybe I need therapy, but fuck it can't just be me. And like I wouldn't be as mad if it was before and after.
BUT AN AD BREAK AFTER LITERALLY ANYTHING HAPPENS??????
Idk maybe I'm just fucking insane
