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1 year ago

Shoot to Kill (feat. QUIVR) - Tommee Profitt


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1 year ago

Your phone battery percentage determines what year of the 1900s you'll live in.

How screwed are you?


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7 years ago

i don’t care if you fuck w/ me or not. just be consistent on the side you choose


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6 years ago

I read your post and I'd like to help you get started. Please talk to me about how vegetables aren't real, because that sounds like an interesting af conversation.

Well let me tell you.

Everybody and their cousin has experienced the argument “is a tomato a fruit or a vegetable” at some point in their lives. It’s a fun bit of trivia, and let’s know-it-all’s speak condescendingly, or at least they did like 10 years ago. “Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad”. Whatever.

Which brings up the point, that botany and culinary sciences are very different. Botany is the study of plants, culinary is cooking and how things taste. Botany is science, and it has rules (kind of), where cuisine is full of guidelines that are completely cultural.

Tomatoes are a fruit. A fruit is how many plants have babies, and are made in the ovary of a flower. I have a diagram.

I Read Your Post And I'd Like To Help You Get Started. Please Talk To Me About How Vegetables Aren't

Armed with this knowledge we can know that tomatoes, cucumbers, squash, beans, peas and peppers are all fruit.

“Now”, I ask you, “what are lettuce, and cabbage, and spinach, and kale”?

“Vegetables”, you say, assuredly.

“Yes, but, what are they?”

“…vegetables”, you say, slower, and louder this time, not quite sure what I’m wanting from you.

No. They are leaves.

What are carrots, beets and radishes? Roots. What about celery and rhubarb? Stems. Potatoes? Tubers (food storage for the plant, and where new plant babies will grow from). Garlic and onions? Bulbs (also food storage). Mushrooms? They’re not even a plant, they’re a fungus, in the kingdom of fungi, which is somewhere between the plant and animal kingdoms.

“Vegetables” is just a word for plants that we eat, that doesn’t have enough sugar to be a fruit, and not enough flavour to be a herb or spice.

Botanically speaking, there is no such thing as a vegetable. They’re just different parts of a plant that happen to be edible.

There are other plants, normally considered weeds, that can be “eaten like a vegetable”. Dandelion, stinging nettle, dock, purslane, can all be cooked and eaten, making them vegetables, at least to the people to treat them as such. It’s all very cultural, and biased, and based on nothing but what people think it is. Therefore, they are not a real thing, it’s just a concept.


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1 month ago

How would Max react if he actually killed Glenn when he choked him that one time?

he’d be big sad :(


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5 months ago
I Do Require Your Shapes ! Any And All Of Them

I do require your shapes ! Any and all of them

I will be selecting certain ones for a large art piece i plan to do !!

Bring to me your favorite guys


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8 years ago

I never cried looking upon the things that I will never get. I tear up looking upon the few things That I have left . I cry by finding each new thing life gives me… I cry when I realise how much life has given me.. Yet how little I have got when I asked. But then again I cry … When I finally get the thing that I have asked for all my life.. Knowing the fact That the more I treasure it The more I grow attached to it The more painful it will be ........ When it snatched away from me....


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1 year ago

being annoyed and feeling evil and having to talk yourself down like easy there girl you’re alright


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3 months ago

Frozen Heart: S.M.B AU

I read Ice Prince & My fingertips are blue (but never with you), a song popped up in my head.

Before Bowser invaded

Luigi, instead of darkland, he ended up in Snow Island. the penguins found him freezing and rescued him. while the king penguin takes luigi to explore and a few days the snow kingdom and see Luigi kindness and caring nature to the citizens, the king and citizens decide he could be the Prince/Princess of Snow Kingdom.

when Luigi accepted that position as prince/princess. they decide that he need to train him to fight, going obstacles and be confident, then the day they made him the prince/princess of snow kingdom.

when they put on a crown on Luigi's head he was given ice power and appearance change, he still the same just when using ice powers his hair goes white and eyes glows.

(also during luigi coronation they sing this song)

at the end of the coronation, luigi looked out the window from his chamber, still hoping that Mario is safe.


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10 months ago
Idiot Tries To Be Sexy, Fails Miserably.Spooky: Why Did You Cut The Shield Out Of Your Outfit?Poshe:

Idiot tries to be sexy, fails miserably. Spooky: Why did you cut the shield out of your outfit? Poshe: Because it's sexy! Spooky: *nearly breaks himself in half trying to facepalm so hard without having hands* You're fucking kidding, right???


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10 months ago
Gothic Homemaking Inspired Bone Stuff. It Was Supposed To Be A Triptych Of Sorts But Once I Had Found
Gothic Homemaking Inspired Bone Stuff. It Was Supposed To Be A Triptych Of Sorts But Once I Had Found
Gothic Homemaking Inspired Bone Stuff. It Was Supposed To Be A Triptych Of Sorts But Once I Had Found

Gothic Homemaking inspired bone stuff. It was supposed to be a triptych of sorts but once I had found the third piece to add I couldn't for the life of me find the black flannel fabric that I used as backing. So either they will just be two or I will find a different solution (I have one more frame exactly like those two).


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1 year ago
fandom-cryptid - Long time ago in a Verse far, far away... I fanned

~Lingerie~ Dreamling Week 2023 hosted by @mr-sadman


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2 months ago

I love you too It's very fun to do this with you

Burnt out neurodivergent kids core 🤪🤪

ew 💯

@someone-news 💛🧡🤎


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2 months ago

id be like "why am i still single" but then remember i want to just do my thing , i dont like responsibilities, i dont get out of my house and i dont even like people.


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