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i drew this so fast my hand broke

Deidara: Obito, quick! Take off your shirt!

Obito: What? Why?!

Deidara: Just do it, hmm!

Obito: *pulls his shirt off and throws it somewhere* Okay! Now tell me why!

Deidara: ... just needed a new wallpaper, hmm~ *takes a photo of Obito's chest on his phone and runs off*

Obito: *runs after him* YOU DELETE THAT RIGHT NOW

Deidara: NEVER!

Deidara: Alright, everythings packed. Are you ready to leave Konoha, hmm?

Obito: *holding all eight of Kakashi's dogs* Yep. Let's go

Kakashi: *far in the distance* OBITO!!!

Obito: Let's hurry

I started a new tobidei fic pls check it out 🫣 I might update this one sporadically when I feel good about it but check it out!!!

Deidara: Damnit! We're surrounded, hmm!

Tobi: Don't worry, Senpai! I have the perfect solution for this!

Tobi: *pulls out a gun*

Deidara: Does your mouth get hot when you use fire ninjutsu?

Obito: I'm... not actually sure. I've never felt a difference

Deidara: M... maybe we should kiss after you use it to find out

Obito: Huh?

Deidara: Kiss me, Obito. For research

Obito: W-

Deidara: Stick your tongue in my mouth, god damnit!

Thieves

Based on this post

Deidara: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room, hmm!

Obito: Yes... it's called arson, and those people are witnesses.

Deidara: Your such a disrespectful asshole!

Obito: You're*

Deidara: ... Fuck you.

Hidan: Do you think one day I'll be able to find someone. Someone that loves and cares for me even though I'm not that smart, or not as strong as other guys... someone that won't shame me when I'm vulnerable, someone who'll let me cry and still love me when I do...

Obito: Of course, Hidan. You're a good person... under all the murder and foul language.

Hidan: Thanks, man

Deidara: Why the fuck are you in our house, it's 3am.

Hidan: Shut up, Deidara. I'm having a heart to heart here.

Deidara: Babysitting is so easy! I have no idea what you're so worried about.

Obito: She hasn't woken up yet. You'll see.

Deidara: Dawww. Is the big tiger scared of a wittle kiiid? *chuckles* It's just a 4 year old, babe. It'll be fine, hm.

Obito: ...

Sarada: *crashes through her bedroom door* BITO!!! YOU'RE BABYSITTING! Let's play princesses, I'll braid Deida's hair!

Deidara: ... oh no

Obito: *smirks* Sucker.

Team bonding

Im absolutely loving this trend btw

Deidara: Hey, kiss me if I'm wrong, but there's snow outside, right?

Tobi: ... Senpai, it's the middle of summer. There's no snow.

Deidara: Ah. That's a shame. Guess you gotta kiss me, hmm.

Tobi: ...

Deidara: ...

Tobi: ... no.

Deidara: Just once.

Tobi: No!

Deidara: PLEASE!!!

a quick chibi stuff mehehe

Or you can write you're own in the comments( cuz I don't remember all of them...)

Some of this ships i prefer as AU, cuz in canon it might look wrong..

And i just want to see your opinion (gonna ask the same thing with Kakashi and all his 9369947999 Ships)

I'd love to see an ObiDei drawing from you, if you wanted to do one! Your art is so awesome, it'd be really cool to see Deidara in your style! But no pressure to. Love your stuff! 💕❤️

Thank you so much! Actually i've been wanting to draw them for a long time! ++ After some occasions Obito often has nightmares (in au, where Obito is alive, he is haunted by the events of the war and a strong sense of guilt)

drawing Obito until my hand falls off, day 13 (almost.( ◡̀_◡́)ᕤ )

Every year, the Tobidei Week blog refreshes its look, and this time, the update came a little later than usual. A huge thank you to @nekokagegirl for sticking with us for another year, despite the problems! Just one week for the Tobidei Week to start!

still thinking about Obito's tendencies to hang upside down so why not talk about something even more funny

now Obito is obviously trolling the Konoha squad in that moment, acting like a complete idiot and weirdo and all, usual stuff for Tobi. Obito is being a weird little bat on purpose, it's all an act

you know who among Akatsuki, a very scary and a totally serious organization, also acted like a weird little bat, but without it all being an act?

allow me to introduce you to the final page of chapter 238

Kishimoto, why is Deidara's first appearance is him being upside down during Akatsuki's zoom meeting?

(which is supposedly the first one in 7 years since Orochimaru ditched them, but whatever, no fucking way these guys can remain semi-organized without a good old online meetup, I do not care for canon's opinion when it conflicts with my funny headcanons)

But seriously, it's been almost 10 years since I read the manga for the first time and there's still no explanation as to why Deidara did that LMAO. Logic dictates that it's simply Kishimoto not finishing up the designs for his new villains (rinnegan's design wasn't finalized until, like, Akatsuki Supression arc, I believe? there's someone TOWERING over Kisame who is 195cm already and at the end of the day remains Akatsuki's tallest member, etc etc), but I've got a PhD in overthinking Naruto details and turning them into shitposts that sometimes also turn into fanfiction, so I will take this one tiny detail and make myself laugh until I cry.

To me this moment is just so precious because it's actually a scene from OG Naruto, meaning that it's pre-timeskip, so Deidara here is only 16. And this just proves to me that Deidara's puberty (there is no exact indicator as to when Deidara was abducted recruited into Akatsuki, but I assume it happened sometime when he was 12, because during his recruitment we see Itachi (and we know that he joined Akatsuki after the massacre, so he was 13 and he's got a 2 year difference with Deidara), Kisame (who, judging by his pre-death flashbacks, joined AFTER Itachi, meaning some time had to have passed since the massacre) and Sasori (who wouldn't have a partner after Itachi joined because Orochimaru just couldn't resist trying to get that Sharingussy, but Akatsuki don't operate on their own in general, so I doubt Sasori would have been left without a partner for a long time, a year max) and during this zoom meeting 16-year-old Deidara speaks like he's very much aligned with Akatsuki's goals and grudges which would be very weird if he joined them against his will just recently, so a year or more would have to pass between Deidara's recruitment and the OG Naruto zoom meeting) was arguably one of the worst things that organization as a whole had to go through because teenage Deidara was JUST BUILT DIFFERENT.

Don't mind the fact that even as an adult he starts tweaking if he doesn't get to explode something every few hours (I would imagine that teenage rage and angst would only exacerbate this issue), but he would also just want to "look cool" and wouldn't listen to anyone in any position of authority AT ALL. Going back to this scene of Akatsuki's zoom call, we can see (and for certain characters assume because once again designs here are kind of wack) that these overly serious members like Pain, Konan, Kakuzu and Sasori are PRESENT and just... don't do anything about Deidara's antics? They just gave up at some point LMAO. And a while ago, I presume.

16-year-old Deidara, proud and puffed up as a lion: You can stay on the ground as boring old men you are, but I'm going to hang upside down today, hm!

Pain, the acting leader of this very serious and lethal organization that for some reason took in a 13-year-old and a 12-year-old because, I dunno, the real leader thought it would be funny, sighing: okay, Deidara...

I also don't believe that it was ever specified how Nagato's zoom jutsu works, but I think Akatsuki's members simply sit in whatever position they want and their projection is different from their actual position which means that. yeah. Deidara does a bat cosplay. because he wants to. baby why are you like that.

but I also like to imagine Deidara actually hanging on the ceiling during the meetup and the gang just going

Pain: Sasori, can't you grab a mop or something and swat him off of there?

Sasori, in the most dead inside voice imaginable: you are not paying me enough to do that. in fact, you would not last a minute in the asylum I'm living in. you can't give me 40 minutes of peace, can you?

honestly props to Onoki for finding a way to both continue using Deidara's skills for his goals (by just fucking paying Akatsuki and calling it a day) and keep the village intact, teenage Deidara just seems like the trial version of what Akatsuki members could expect on their missions. like, if you can't manage the stress of dealing with the (pony)tailed beast, you have no business trying to fight an actual tailed beast.

I'm also thinking that adult Deidara aka Shippuden Deidara would think himself really cringe for doing this shit when he was younger and feels kind of embarrassed in front of the other members (who unfortunately besides Hidan were there to witness his cringe bat phase of growing up in your local terrorist daycare organization), so he's pretty quiet during the zoom meetings when we get properly introduced to him.

That's, of course, until Deidara gets partnered with Tobi.

I can imagine the two of them competing who can last longer hanging upside down and now Pain really can't do anything to stop this bullshit because it's his actual boss and his clueless partner making their own bat nest during their zoom meeting. He just tiredly glances over at Konan who gives him a "I told you Yahiko was right and we shouldn't have joined forces with this guy, but when do you ever listen to me" look.

The gang would be discussing something like Kakuzu and Hidan brutally murdering Asuma (who's Obito's classmate btw and whose mother he already killed a while ago) and trying to steal his corpse to sell for some cash and in the background above them Tobi'll be yelling something like "senpai, watch what I can do" and start turning cartwheels on the ceiling.

tl;dr Obito and Deidara match each other's freak when it comes to doing weird shit for no apparent reason other than to fuck with everyone while on the job. thanks for coming to my TobiTalk

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