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I sort of wonder if MC has ever thought of the demons, or angels as lucky for being demons/angels, yk for having powers and stuff like that, tbh I don't know which one I'm jealous of more, but I do wonder what y'all think and what you would prefer, either stay as human, or would like to be an angel or demon.

God: *Deciding to make the wind blow MC's paper under Lucifer's feet* You need a family therapist my son.

*The brothers falling head over heels, becoming defensive, obsessive, and possessive over MC*

God: ...mydamn it.

Asmo: Hey MC! What color do you think I should wear?

MC: You know, I've heard from the human world that the color red can make someone look more flattering, and attractive.

*Mammon changing into red in one blink of a sec*

MC: ...

Asmo: Geez Mammon, you're such a try hard, you know?

Mammon: Shaddup!

Mammon: *Running around the house like a madman*

Lucifer: *Catches Mammon* What did you do this time?

Mammon: MC is sick!!

Lucifer: They wh-

Levi: I GOT THE MEDICINE!

Beel: I have the soup!!

Mammon: TAKE IT ALL TO MC, NOOOOWW!!

Here is MC being a menace in the actual game

And Lucifer treating it like the worst sin that has ever been made, when he has locked up his own brother in the attic 😭

*In the library, with the Anti-Lucifer League..*

Satan: Alright time to make plans to absolutely ruin, and destroy Lucifer. Got any plans?

Belphie: We could put a curse on his pillow so he'll end up having nightmares every time he sleeps.

Satan: Ok, not bad, not bad. Mc? How about you?

Mc: Glitter.

Satan: Wha? Glitter? How is glitter supposed to ruin Lucifer?

Mc: We explode him with glitter in his room. Not only will it be a big hassle to clean off, BUT he will find glitter everywhere, everytime. Because once glitter gets on something, it never leaves. It will also keep finding random places to appear, he'll see glitter for centuries, hehehehe.

Belphie: ..You devilishly little sheep~

Satan: Alright lets do it!

So I can do this thing where I can high pitch my voice, and make it sound like a little ghost girl from horror movies. It's not something that special, but I do like to use it once in a while to scare my sister. But then I thought "What if MC also did it randomly to scare the demon brothers, especially Mammon since he scares easily?".

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Mammon: *Casually strolling through the hallways of the house of lamentation whistling.*

MC: *Hiding around the corner and uses the little ghost girl voice* Hello, Mammon.. wanna pla-

Mammon: AAHHHH

I have a feeling that MC, and Solomon would mess with the demons, and probably the angels too by saying "It's a human thing, you wouldn't understand" like a teenager that feels misunderstood lol.

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Lucifer: So, you have something called "cute aggression" which is what makes you passive aggressive when cuddling with something you find cute?

MC: Yes. It's a human thing, you demons could never understand.

Lucifer: ..I'm gonna kill Solomon for making you like this.

Is it just me? Or does anyone else see Lucifer as a "wine mom"? When I first found out that Lucifer enjoys drinking demonus, it instantly reminded me of those moms that drink wine when their children become too much to handle lol.

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Lucifer: This is my collection of demonus. It's precious to me, so you better not touch anything.

MC: ...I know a new nickname for you other than Luci.

Lucifer: What's that?

MC: *Whispers* Wine mom.

Lucifer: What?

MC: WINE MOM!

I can only imaging God finally snapping at Mc..

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God: *Summoning Mc to his throne*

Mc: ...What the fu-

God: Stop it.

Mc: ..Stop what?

God: EVERYTHING!!! STOP EVERYTHING THAT YOU ARE DOING!!

So there has been posts about how the demon brothers would think that humans are extremely sensitive. But what about sickness?

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Mc: *Cough cough*

Mammon: Mc is sick!!! I repeat they are sick!

Leviathan: What do we do!? An Otaku is NOT meant for this!!

Lucifer: It was just a cough..

Satan: I have read that humans have made a candy for coughs.

So, lucifer hangs his brothers as punishment? I don't know if it's cannon, but he hangs them upside down.. If humans were put upside down all their blood would go up to their brain, cause ✨gravity✨. So I can only imagine lucifer hanging MC for the first time, and have them pass out like-

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Solomon: *Picks up a phone call from Lucifer* Hello?

Lucifer: Hello, Solomon. Mind telling me what it means if a human passes out?

Solomon: What? Why? What happened?

Lucifer: I hung them from the ceiling, then when I came back they were unresponsive..

Solomon: Did you hang them upside down..?

Lucifer: ..Is that a bad thing?

Solomon: ..I think you should start doing research before doing your punishments..

Mammon: *Finds Barbatos laying down on the sofa, with a blanket on* What the fu-

MC: He found a rat in the kitchen, and came here to crash for the night without even asking..

Mammon: And you're just gonna let him!?

MC: Yes.

Ok, so this has been going around my mind lately.. Did Belphie kill Mc twice? Or just once? Cause, Belphie choked Mc to death over at the attic. But then, there is the other MC that Mammon held in his arms, did Mc in Mammon's arms die too.. or did they just poof before anything happened else happened..? Like what do y'all think?

Mammon: I will forever protect you, just call me and I'll save you. *proud*

*A couple hours later*

Mc: Mammon help!!

Mammon: The great Mammo- *Sees a spider* AAHHHHHH KILL IT KILL IIIIIITT!!!

Mc: I called you to kill it!

Mammon: *Already disappeared*

Lilith: *Revives Mc*

Me irl: ..Wait.. isn't it against the rules to interfere with a human life? Isn't that what caused the war in the first place???

Levi: Oh yeah, then you should totally come by my room!

Mammon: Hey, I wanna be included!

Levi: Oh, well we are going to watch a horror movie..

Mammon: Actually I forgot I got this thing going..

Levi: Lmao byeee.

Me: *Is sad, so goes to read/watch obey me on crack. Hours later I be chuckling, and simping like never before.*

Mc: Hey, Solomon?

Solomon: Yes?

Mc: So.. you're an immortal, right?

Solomon: That's right.

Mc: So you lived many years?

Solomon: Many centuries, yes.

Mc: Is that why your hair is all white?

Solomon: ....Changing the topic-

I have been inspired