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Et In Memoria Ego | A Tribute to Kermit the Frog | Deceased Lover of The Muppet Joker
A video tribute I made for @the-muppet-joker to honor the passing of his dearly beloved Kermit (posted to my YouTube channel for convenience). If it makes your grief even slightly more bearable, then I’ll consider it a success.
Rest in peace you beautiful Amphibian American
he’s even more beautiful than I imagined
Evening plebians, enough is enough. I have decided to reveal my true form. Face reveal under cut, if you dare
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They’re beautiful. Kermit lives on in every single one of them, even Muppet Jr. (who I believe will soon outgrow his emo phase)
@the-muppet-joker i have depicted your 8eautiful offspring my liege :-3 (muppet jr. doesn't get shoes he doesn't deserve them)
Duel in the DashCon ballpit, Illustrated - 2024
this is an incredible post i am anxiously awaiting the strange-muppet joker saga
Strange aeons just interacted with one of your posts. How long will it take you to prepare your sword?
AHA. It seems that the Strange one has violated my DNI. A dark curse has just been placed on her. I am texting my soon-to-be roommates right now. That's right... they're wiccans. And Emo. Scared yet, Strange? One of them named Athena (she is their leader) can channel the soul of Gerard Way using ancient witchcraft and necromancy. The kind of shit you only see in horror movies, except For Real This Time. Their Emo God is going to give them the twisted secret to strike you down Once And For All. The dead will rise and they are coming to GET YOU. My Chemical Romance? More like My Chemical Necromance. (Heh. Thought of that one myself.) If I was you, I'd be so scared that I would soil my jorts. But I won't, as I have nothing to fear and the Catholic Church on my side. I smirk, jorts cleaner than ever before. I've won this round, it perhaps would seem........
Who up mupping they joker
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Yeah
Who up jonklering they muppet
Who up joking they Kermit
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Who up muppeting they hole
I don’t know if this has already been brought in front of the court of muppet fuckers yet but I present a masterful image of Kermit with abs advertising one of his past exploits, Amphíbīa.
some of us decided that we're going to be platonic sugarbabies to make some quick cash. i think we're just going to hang out with desperate old people for money?
well good luck to us! we need this to work out while we plan how to get apple back.
@statleragainstposers ur lonely and old right? interested?
@strange-aeons and @the-muppet-joker duking it out.
He who croaks, @the-muppet-joker ! Not sure how he likes to be drawn so I took some creative liberties when making this
this came to me in a vision
dear whoever is running the Croakerverse ARG if you kill off Milton I'm gonna hunt you down