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Et In Memoria Ego | A Tribute to Kermit the Frog | Deceased Lover of The Muppet Joker

A video tribute I made for @the-muppet-joker to honor the passing of his dearly beloved Kermit (posted to my YouTube channel for convenience). If it makes your grief even slightly more bearable, then I’ll consider it a success.


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he’s even more beautiful than I imagined

Evening plebians, enough is enough. I have decided to reveal my true form. Face reveal under cut, if you dare

Evening Plebians, Enough Is Enough. I Have Decided To Reveal My True Form. Face Reveal Under Cut, If

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join my impromptu homestuck zine

Join My Impromptu Homestuck Zine

pick a day in the next week to start (until august 9th) and you have 24 hours to get it submitted. theme is "loveletter to homestuck". it can be whatever medium you want as long as its submitted in a 8 inch tall by 6 inch wide pdf. no perfectionism allowed. poorly made, rushed, and unfinished shit is encouraged. no application process just let me know if you're joining, how you want to be credited, and send me your piece via email vhsdreamland@gmail.com. only three rules have fun, keep it pg-13, and no proship content. when its done it will be uploaded on kofi for free. okay thats it any questions?


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They’re beautiful. Kermit lives on in every single one of them, even Muppet Jr. (who I believe will soon outgrow his emo phase)

@the-muppet-joker I Have Depicted Your 8eautiful Offspring My Liege :-3 (muppet Jr. Doesn't Get Shoes

@the-muppet-joker i have depicted your 8eautiful offspring my liege :-3 (muppet jr. doesn't get shoes he doesn't deserve them)


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3 months ago
Robert Lies

robert lies

youre in your 20s right?

no whjy


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2 months ago

rest in peace kermit the frog 😔

Rest In Peace Kermit The Frog

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4 weeks ago

Pour one out for #kermit.


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this is an incredible post i am anxiously awaiting the strange-muppet joker saga

Strange aeons just interacted with one of your posts. How long will it take you to prepare your sword?

AHA. It seems that the Strange one has violated my DNI. A dark curse has just been placed on her. I am texting my soon-to-be roommates right now. That's right... they're wiccans. And Emo. Scared yet, Strange? One of them named Athena (she is their leader) can channel the soul of Gerard Way using ancient witchcraft and necromancy. The kind of shit you only see in horror movies, except For Real This Time. Their Emo God is going to give them the twisted secret to strike you down Once And For All. The dead will rise and they are coming to GET YOU. My Chemical Romance? More like My Chemical Necromance. (Heh. Thought of that one myself.) If I was you, I'd be so scared that I would soil my jorts. But I won't, as I have nothing to fear and the Catholic Church on my side. I smirk, jorts cleaner than ever before. I've won this round, it perhaps would seem........


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2 months ago

Who up mupping they joker

….

Yeah

Who up jonklering they muppet

Who up joking they Kermit

Who up muppeting they hole


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2 months ago

I LOVE RHAT MOVIE !!!! YEAH LETS GO MJ, I LOVE holes

Hole


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2 months ago
I Dont Know If This Has Already Been Brought In Front Of The Court Of Muppet Fuckers Yet But I Present

I don’t know if this has already been brought in front of the court of muppet fuckers yet but I present a masterful image of Kermit with abs advertising one of his past exploits, Amphíbīa.


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1 month ago

some of us decided that we're going to be platonic sugarbabies to make some quick cash. i think we're just going to hang out with desperate old people for money?

well good luck to us! we need this to work out while we plan how to get apple back.

@statleragainstposers ur lonely and old right? interested?


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3 weeks ago

dear whoever is running the Croakerverse ARG if you kill off Milton I'm gonna hunt you down


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