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Important question. What are your top 3 fruits
Recently been calling Bruno "techno boy toy"
Okay y'all, cause i really thought I was going crazy when Mike mentioned Rachel's dads in his video, cause this is who her dads were in my mind:
Thank you Mike's Mic for adding "in the trenches" and *waves hand in front of face while silently screaming and slightly shaking head* to my vocabulary
Criminal that Ezra Fitz's name has been running through my head all week and I couldn't remember where his name came from till the Google page was loading when i looked it up.
My deduction skills are unmatched cause i just figured out Sasha Pieterse(Alison Dilaurentis) was in S2E2 of House M. D.
Cars Fanfic Author Problems:
“Wait a minute can they even do this they’re freaking cars”
You start to write something about ears or hands and then you remember like “…oh wait-”
getting anxious about putting human food in a scene so you just say oil to make it less conflicting
C A R H U G S …
“THEY’VE GESTURED WITH THEIR TIRES LIKE TEN TIMES ALREADY DO SOMETHING ELSE YOU STUPID VEHICLES LIKE I LOVE YOU BUT PLEASE MAKE IT EASIER FOR ME”
unsure about how to make a scene more dynamic cause the characters can really only just sit there talking to each other
“IS. LIGHTNING. MCQUEEN. OOC. I SWEAR HE’S OOC IN THIS SCENE”
Or, alternatively: “IS ANYONE IN-CHARACTER IN THIS SCENE OH GOD I DON’T KNOW THIS SERIES AT ALL DO I I’M HORRIBLE”
“wait do they even have windshield wipers”
“how far can they stretch their axles out like arms omg this must read so awkward”
when you have to write Mater’s dialogue and you start to say it out loud in the Larry the Cable Guy voice cause good God how do you write that voice properly (i.e. occasional horrid grammar and/or catchphrases)
*incoherent screaming about car anatomy*
“Okay would McQueen really cry here no he’d hold it in- but wait a second wouldn’t it be more powerful if he broke down here- alright listen up here-”
“OKAY IS IT THE ENGINE OR THE BATTERY THAT’S THE HEART I’M SO CONFUSED AND I’M THE ONE WRITING IT”
PRO OR ANTI SHIP DNI
IF YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A SHIP IS, DNI
NO BOATS
FUCK YOU IF YOU LIVE ON AN ISLAND. YOU STAY THERE OR YOU TAKE A PLANE
real
this emergency intercom slushy noobz out of character italian bach josiah puthymangotea mike’s mic sinjin drowning music flooding brain rot better continueeeeee…..
