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protect hakase at all costs

This was my first thought when I watched this scene in the Pokemon XY Mega Evolution Special Act II. Actual shoujo manga protagonist Sycamore.

(Also I didn’t elaborate in my post, but other than “defile” (or disgrace), 汚す can also literally mean to get dirty/pollute/taint ohohoho)

I would say I’m sorry for this but I’m not.

Типичный Августин, ага😚

So the Pokemon XY vol 2 manga is finally in stock here and I bought it and help Sycamore won't stop talking about his boyfriend Lysandre

Like when Trevor’s Holocaster got broken, Professor Sycamore asked Trevor to get it fixed and gave him directions to Lysandre Cafe and told him that he’ll call someone to arrange for the Holocaster to get fixed

And when they get there, Lysandre, the creator of the Holocaster himself is there and is like “Yo dawg my boyfriend called me and wanted to get your Holocaster fixed so I’ll fix it for you myself since he asked me.”

And then later Lysandre goes all scary on them and threatened them with his Pokemon (because Trevor has a photo of Lysandre’s silhouette at a certain event tied to Team Flare) so later when they meet up with Professor Sycamore, they were like “Professor your boyfriend is problematic.”

But Professor’s like “Bitch please, my boyfriend is not dodgy at all ok don’t be stupid k.”

And then he waxes lyrical about how his boyfriend is perfect and how he’s the creator of the Holocaster and how important his research is to Pokemon researchers and how he craves for a beautiful world etc etc.

And on and on about how he’s of regal line and how he shoots sunbeams out of his ass

Seriously he won’t stop talking about Lysandre even later on www

No wonder the gang’s so done www

And then he rides off to Prism Tower on a Gogoat for an interview yes this man

あなたが大好きだから | ろじお [pixiv]

リリィせんせいのきぐるみ防衛隊パロ。 気が、狂っている・・・

"Стоять бок о бок с Вами вновь, профессор... Это было прекрасное время. Действительно было" Боже, эти двое... Один думает о другом 24/7, другой скидывает такие фразочки... 🥰

I made a comment a while back about how Sycamore doesn't get any dialogue when he partners with Lysandre but they were saving it for Sycamore getting his costume alt.

"It was a beautiful time." "Indeed, it was ☺️"

(I wonder if like when we got the first Neo Champions event with Calem and Serena, if we'll get a Lysandre cameo for the holiday event too.)

I don’t know, I had this little scene stuck in my head for the whole morning…

Thinking of what kind of trauma and horror Sycamore went through once everything Lysandre attempted to do settled in. Imagine someone you care about and who also cared about you too was also planning on killing you.

This was 100% traumatizing for Sycamore.

Perfectworld week! Day 7 (ish)

Au/free day (Meetcute)

Dude coulda been rich and had a hot dilf as a husband but instead got his crypto ass dragged by a 12 year old.

Artist: Banana (Pixiv) ~

This shoe will probably never drop with Sycamore because kids' game, but "Sycamore stop looking at the genocidal lunatic thru rose-colored glasses" challenge failed.

That said, I guess it's an improvement that he's being less indiscriminate there? 🤔

Text is:

1st board: "You find out your friend who lost it a bit 🤏 is on Pasio and stop his plan to blow up the island."

2nd board: "He does listen to you, relenting somewhat. Maybe rehabilitation is possible! 😁"

3rd and 4th board: "He just starts targeting and killing other villain grunts instead", along with Lysandre's "Farewell, you ugly, foolish humans" line.

the "one more kiss" being like 10 more

Fuckin uuuuh Gallery Piece by Of Montreal makes me think of Lysandre and Sycamore inna weird way

Team Rainbow Rocket as some things my friends have said:

Giovanni: who's getting cremated in here?

Maxie: 58 is a cool number

Archie: I wish I was a soup

Cyrus: 'moment in history?' You got a cut on your finger.

Ghetsis: I want to murder the children!

Lysandre: The American Revolution was in 1972...wait no-

Lusamine: I'm not manly. I have a skincare routine

.

I didn't even notice this during my first read but oh auggie :((

Bonus:

Au bal des chats et des souris

À petits pas, rondes et quadrilles

Open for better quality

mille adieux & embrassades

*manifests into existence graphically & gruesomely* *walks over to mic* Pokémon A.U ideas I’ve had buzzing around in my brain for a bit (that I will also explain rlly poorly) haha cough dies:

-Sycamore & Diantha are funni siblings, Xerneas is their smooshy grandmother, real world mythology (specifically Norse) exists, Yveltal does not like Lysandre or his ancestors (…also Fae & similar forces exist & are hungry :))

-Rainbow Rocket keeps getting its arse beat by (some not so anymore) trauma fuelled children, Sycamore, R.S.E! Maxie & Colress are friends (and really should not of been God Save Us), the Ultrabeasts share one braincell (and Guzzlord ate it)

-the world is an unknowable horror filled with nothing but pain and suffering, forcing those who dare to think themselves above it and the power it holds to choke on their hearts, their voices, their thoughts, until all they can perceive is that nothing is for them and all shall be as it is, cursed and shattered because of arrogance and ignorance, tortured and twisted, swallowed up by the light and the fire that should not of been.. And oh how You should of Known, oh how You all should of Thought better than That and now you are Here and there will be no escape from The Voið øF Wħő Ý ò ų ÆŘß —- (AKA Cyrus calls an ambulance, the others eat shit, Lysandre gets scammed by love & Xerneas is a amazing mum AND baker 🥰)

-live family reunion

-“how to care for your now deceased lover’s (Xerneas.net) children and also teach them how to control their powers because they are the heirs of Nature plus how do you teach creatures with Natures Abilities how to control them when you yourself are technically Death incarnate (Yveltal.net)” (AKA Yveltal get’s reading glasses, Zygarde is very happy to be an uncle (figure only. -Yveltal) & Augustine n Diantha luv their dad :3)

-there are three (read many) different variants of Sirens, Maxie & Maxie won’t stop arguing, the Pirate Life was (not) for Lysandre, only in Ancient Greecetm

-three very important rule:

Be very careful what you wish for,,,

Don’t finger fuck reality.

Never ever let a group of villain’s children play a metaphorical-game-of-Russian-Roulette-as-a-represention-of-their-descent-into-and-inability-to-escape-the-life-their-arsehole-parents-somewhat-accidentally-pushed-them-into-and-then-building-off-of-it-to-create-something-objectively-more-dangerous.

-Augustine go’s to Hoenn for rocks, accidentally gains two husbands, freaks out to Diantha on the phone Malva chuckles as she watches from her comfortable spot on Dian’s’ bed. Her girlfriend makes such funny expressions when exasperated >03

-typical fantasy adventure turned sideways then promptly trampled. Augustine HATES the ‘damsel in distress’ trope, Lysandre just wanted to court normally, Cyrus is forced to third wheel everyone & Diantha is all here for the chaos 👍

-“Cynthia! This is suppose to be a celebration! Where is everyone?????” “Alder is in a coma, Sycamore is being held captive by Legendaries or something, Rainbow Rocket has gone cuckoo & Kanto (& soon the rest of the East Continent) is basically fucked.” “😨” “anymore questions smartass?”

-the Ultrabeasts adopt Lillie + evolved, kinda not human anymore Lillie

-Eggman’s announcement but it’s Arceus (+ Cyrus w/ the Space Police (Ultra Recon Squad or whatever their called)

haha I’m gonna blow up one day :DDDDD