Knives Out - Tumblr Posts

Blanc: That's one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut ....

Marta: You would eat yourself?

Blanc: I wouldn't even question it.

If this happens, one of you is going to have to call an ambulance because I will forget how to breathe, my heart will be beating so fast, it'll be like I just drank an energy drink and I'll be bursting into flames! (I'm joking, I'll be fine....maybe.)

Or, I will cry.

So, Benoit Blanc is confirmed queer in Glass Onion. There's a scene where you see him living with a man. And Johnson and Daniel Craig have both said "It's the perfect person to play Daniel's partner."

And, no one is saying who it is. But if Ben Whishaw shows up in that scene, I'm gonna scream.

It will always stay with us, my friend.

I'm just hopping on board this fandom and let's just say after watching it again today, I'll never be able to eat a donut the same way again. (🤣) 🍩🕵️

Lmao once heard, the donut analogy stays with us all 😂 🍩

I was perusing the web yesterday, looking for cool stuff to post, and when I came across these, I went absolutely berserk! 

*Insert happy fangirl noises*

Hello! This is a cute little fanfiction I had stored away on my laptop that I have been meaning to post on Ao3 for a while, but hadn’t gotten around to it until now, so consider it a somewhat late Christmas gift for y’all! 

Also, if you're wondering who my face claim for my main character, Laurie Drysdale is, I thought it should be none other than our Quartermaster himself, Ben Whitshaw. You're welcome, 00Q fandom!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/43862100/chapters/110283561

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I find it absolutely hilarious that after playing the popularised sexy man “James Bond” for what feels like a millennium, Daniel Craig has only now reached tumblr sexy man status by playing a funky southern gay detective with a hubby that bakes sour bread. If this is not the most on brand tumblr thing I don’t know what is

100 percent, we have to keep pushing for that

Even if the victim called for an ambulance when he first felt the symptoms, and if he lived in a big country house like we do, the ambulance would take at least 15 minutes to arrive and it’d be too late. If the victim didn’t have the emergency Naxostuff.

DANIEL CRAIG as BENOIT BLANC Knives Out (2019)

Daniel Craig as Benoit Blanc in KNIVES OUT (2019), Dir. Rian Johnson

‘KNIVES OUT 3’ is titled ‘WAKE UP DEAD MAN’

Releasing in 2025 on Netflix.

shoutout to gay detectives and their husbands across history

"Could Benoit Blanc have stopped Light Yagami?" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate

If the third knives out is in the winter, the fourth needs to be Benoit Blanc and Hugh Grant's wedding in the spring, Marta, Helen and the girl boss from the third movie attend, Bendoit gets poisoned/shot/put out of commission and the three have to team up to figure out who did it

Either Bendoit gets shot and he's in surgery the whole time and between surgeries he's in and out of consciousness and able to help temporarily

OOOR he's poisoned and only the killer has the antidote so time is of the essence

Either way we see Hugh Grant in protec mode

Trope: Always the smartest person in the room

Hannibal Lecter . Will Graham

Sherlock Holmes . Enola Holmes

Dr. Gregory House

Dr. Spencer Reid

Dr. Temperance "Bones" Brennan

Mycroft Holmes . Sherlock Holmes

Adrian Monk

Patrick Jane

The Doctor (every incarnation)

Detective Benoit Blanc

Should I make a part two?

MOTHER CONSTANTLY FEEDING US. im so in love with this series, seriously babe this is amazing!!💞💝💓💖💕💗and dont even get me started on the word counts they are insane! 44k words for the final chapter? thats literally half of a harry potter book😭PHENOMENAL.

Stand By Me

Ransom One Shot

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Part 1, Part 2

Alright, this is the final installment to ‘A Disaster From The Start’. This story was only ever supposed to be a one shot, and now y’all have a whole damn novel. I’m so sorry I’m like this 😭.  Now, I already know some of you all will be pissed and some of you will be happy, but I would just like to say that I shed A LOT of tears writing this, so be nice to me lol. I of course meant to make this the shortest one, and it of course became the longest one, sooooo there that. Anyway, without further ado, here y’all go!

Thank you to @pagesoflauren​ for making this amazing mood board. I love you so much 🥺.

Word Count: 44,242 (I’m truly so sorry that I am like this!!)

Warnings: SMUT (MINORS BE GONE), swearing, arguing, crying, emotional cheating, angst, heartbreak, public sex, unprotected sex, heartbreak, drinking, depression, anxiety, smoking, desperation, longing, and I’m sure I missed something. It’s just A LOT.

Song(s) That Inspired This Chapter:

I just decided to make y’all a playlist; ‘Stand By Me’

Summary: Deciding that it’s way past time for you to take your life into your own hands, you decide that starting over is the best move for you. However, what happens when there are certain parts that you can’t let go of and move on from?

I do not consent to have any of my works/stories posted elsewhere.

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You try and hang on to the little bit of sleep that’s slowly leaving you as you yawn and roll over. You blink up at the ceiling a few times before turning over slightly and looking at the time.

2pm.

You laugh softly to yourself before you gently face palmed yourself. You would sleep in after a huge day. You take a deep breath as you take in the silence of the room. A calmness washes over you. Your eyes water slightly; a small smile comes to your face as you think of everything you went through to get to this point.

Everything you went through to finally find peace and happiness. 

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Was Benoit’s sexuality ever discussed in the first Knives Out movie?

Benoit Blanc's first appearance, but he's wearing this outfit.

everyone is out here with these fantastic theories and metaphors in glass onion

but i just can't stop laughing at miles bron's face when blanc says that he got the box with its stupid "children's puzzles" that took him less than a minute to solve like. that motherfucker was so offended and i loved every second of it