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2 years ago

Blanc: That's one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut ....

Marta: You would eat yourself?

Blanc: I wouldn't even question it.


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2 years ago

If this happens, one of you is going to have to call an ambulance because I will forget how to breathe, my heart will be beating so fast, it'll be like I just drank an energy drink and I'll be bursting into flames! (I'm joking, I'll be fine....maybe.)

Or, I will cry.

So, Benoit Blanc is confirmed queer in Glass Onion. There's a scene where you see him living with a man. And Johnson and Daniel Craig have both said "It's the perfect person to play Daniel's partner."

And, no one is saying who it is. But if Ben Whishaw shows up in that scene, I'm gonna scream.


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1 year ago

It will always stay with us, my friend.

I'm just hopping on board this fandom and let's just say after watching it again today, I'll never be able to eat a donut the same way again. (šŸ¤£) šŸ©šŸ•µļø

Lmao once heard, the donut analogy stays with us all šŸ˜‚ šŸ©


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1 year ago

I was perusing the web yesterday, looking for cool stuff to post, and when I came across these, I went absolutely berserk!Ā 

*Insert happy fangirl noises*

I Was Perusing The Web Yesterday, Looking For Cool Stuff To Post, And When I Came Across These, I Went
I Was Perusing The Web Yesterday, Looking For Cool Stuff To Post, And When I Came Across These, I Went

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1 year ago

Hello! This is a cute little fanfiction I had stored away on my laptop that I have been meaning to post on Ao3 for a while, but hadnā€™t gotten around to it until now, so consider it a somewhat late Christmas gift for yā€™all!Ā 

Also, if you're wondering who my face claim for my main character, Laurie Drysdale is, I thought it should be none other than our Quartermaster himself, Ben Whitshaw. You're welcome, 00Q fandom!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/43862100/chapters/110283561


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3 months ago

Welcome to [tumblr] dot com.

I find it absolutely hilarious that after playing the popularised sexy man ā€œJames Bondā€ for what feels like a millennium, Daniel Craig has only now reached tumblr sexy man status by playing a funky southern gay detective with a hubby that bakes sour bread. If this is not the most on brand tumblr thing I donā€™t know what is


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1 year ago

100 percent, we have to keep pushing for that

coffeecakie - Coffee Cakie

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4 years ago
Even If The Victim Called For An Ambulance When He First Felt The Symptoms, And If He Lived In A Big
Even If The Victim Called For An Ambulance When He First Felt The Symptoms, And If He Lived In A Big
Even If The Victim Called For An Ambulance When He First Felt The Symptoms, And If He Lived In A Big
Even If The Victim Called For An Ambulance When He First Felt The Symptoms, And If He Lived In A Big
Even If The Victim Called For An Ambulance When He First Felt The Symptoms, And If He Lived In A Big
Even If The Victim Called For An Ambulance When He First Felt The Symptoms, And If He Lived In A Big
Even If The Victim Called For An Ambulance When He First Felt The Symptoms, And If He Lived In A Big

Even if the victim called for an ambulance when he first felt the symptoms, and if he lived in a big country house like we do, the ambulance would take at least 15 minutes to arrive and itā€™d be too late. If the victim didnā€™t have the emergency Naxostuff.


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8 months ago
DANIEL CRAIG AsBENOIT BLANCKnives Out (2019)
DANIEL CRAIG AsBENOIT BLANCKnives Out (2019)
DANIEL CRAIG AsBENOIT BLANCKnives Out (2019)
DANIEL CRAIG AsBENOIT BLANCKnives Out (2019)

DANIEL CRAIG asĀ BENOIT BLANC Knives Out (2019)


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8 months ago
Daniel Craig As Benoit Blanc In KNIVES OUT (2019), Dir. Rian Johnson
Daniel Craig As Benoit Blanc In KNIVES OUT (2019), Dir. Rian Johnson
Daniel Craig As Benoit Blanc In KNIVES OUT (2019), Dir. Rian Johnson
Daniel Craig As Benoit Blanc In KNIVES OUT (2019), Dir. Rian Johnson
Daniel Craig As Benoit Blanc In KNIVES OUT (2019), Dir. Rian Johnson
Daniel Craig As Benoit Blanc In KNIVES OUT (2019), Dir. Rian Johnson
Daniel Craig As Benoit Blanc In KNIVES OUT (2019), Dir. Rian Johnson
Daniel Craig As Benoit Blanc In KNIVES OUT (2019), Dir. Rian Johnson

Daniel Craig as Benoit Blanc in KNIVES OUT (2019), Dir. Rian Johnson


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5 months ago

ā€˜KNIVES OUT 3ā€™ is titled ā€˜WAKE UP DEAD MANā€™

KNIVES OUT 3 Is Titled WAKE UP DEAD MAN

Releasing in 2025 on Netflix.


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4 months ago
Shoutout To Gay Detectives And Their Husbands Across History
Shoutout To Gay Detectives And Their Husbands Across History
Shoutout To Gay Detectives And Their Husbands Across History

shoutout to gay detectives and their husbands across history


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1 year ago

"Could Benoit Blanc have stopped Light Yagami?" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate


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1 year ago

If the third knives out is in the winter, the fourth needs to be Benoit Blanc and Hugh Grant's wedding in the spring, Marta, Helen and the girl boss from the third movie attend, Bendoit gets poisoned/shot/put out of commission and the three have to team up to figure out who did it

Either Bendoit gets shot and he's in surgery the whole time and between surgeries he's in and out of consciousness and able to help temporarily

OOOR he's poisoned and only the killer has the antidote so time is of the essence

Either way we see Hugh Grant in protec mode


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6 months ago

Trope: Always the smartest person in the room

Hannibal Lecter . Will Graham

Trope: Always The Smartest Person In The Room

Sherlock Holmes . Enola Holmes

Trope: Always The Smartest Person In The Room

Dr. Gregory House

Trope: Always The Smartest Person In The Room

Dr. Spencer Reid

Trope: Always The Smartest Person In The Room

Dr. Temperance "Bones" Brennan

Trope: Always The Smartest Person In The Room

Mycroft Holmes . Sherlock Holmes

Trope: Always The Smartest Person In The Room

Adrian Monk

Trope: Always The Smartest Person In The Room

Patrick Jane

Trope: Always The Smartest Person In The Room

The Doctor (every incarnation)

Trope: Always The Smartest Person In The Room

Detective Benoit Blanc

Trope: Always The Smartest Person In The Room

Should I make a part two?


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9 months ago

MOTHER CONSTANTLY FEEDING US. im so in love with this series, seriously babe this is amazing!!šŸ’žšŸ’šŸ’“šŸ’–šŸ’•šŸ’—and dont even get me started on the word counts they are insane! 44k words for the final chapter? thats literally half of a harry potter bookšŸ˜­PHENOMENAL.

Stand By Me

Ransom One Shot

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Part 1, Part 2

Alright, this is the final installment toĀ ā€˜A Disaster From The Startā€™. This story was only ever supposed to be a one shot, and now yā€™all have a whole damn novel. Iā€™m so sorry Iā€™m like this šŸ˜­. Ā Now, I already know some of you all will be pissed and some of you will be happy, but I would just like to say that I shed A LOT of tears writing this, so be nice to me lol. I of course meant to make this the shortest one, and it of course became the longest one, sooooo there that. Anyway, without further ado, here yā€™all go!

Thank you to @pagesoflaurenā€‹ for making this amazing mood board. I love you so much šŸ„ŗ.

Word Count: 44,242 (Iā€™m truly so sorry that I am like this!!)

Warnings: SMUT (MINORS BE GONE), swearing, arguing, crying, emotional cheating, angst, heartbreak, public sex, unprotected sex, heartbreak, drinking, depression, anxiety, smoking, desperation, longing, and Iā€™m sure I missed something. Itā€™s just A LOT.

Song(s) That Inspired This Chapter:

I just decided to make yā€™all a playlist;Ā ā€˜Stand By Meā€™

Summary: Deciding that itā€™s way past time for you to take your life into your own hands, you decide that starting over is the best move for you. However, what happens when there are certain parts that you canā€™t let go of and move on from?

I do not consent to have any of my works/stories posted elsewhere.

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You try and hang on to the little bit of sleep thatā€™s slowly leaving you as you yawn and roll over. You blink up at the ceiling a few times before turning over slightly and looking at the time.

2pm.

You laugh softly to yourself before you gently face palmed yourself. You would sleep in after a huge day. You take a deep breath as you take in the silence of the room. A calmness washes over you. Your eyes water slightly; a small smile comes to your face as you think of everything you went through to get to this point.

Everything you went through to finally find peace and happiness.Ā 

Keep reading


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1 year ago
Was Benoits Sexuality Ever Discussed In The First Knives Out Movie?
Was Benoits Sexuality Ever Discussed In The First Knives Out Movie?
Was Benoits Sexuality Ever Discussed In The First Knives Out Movie?
Was Benoits Sexuality Ever Discussed In The First Knives Out Movie?

Was Benoitā€™s sexuality ever discussed in the first Knives Out movie?


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1 year ago
Benoit Blanc's First Appearance, But He's Wearing This Outfit.

Benoit Blanc's first appearance, but he's wearing this outfit.


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1 year ago

everyone is out here with these fantastic theories and metaphors in glass onion

but i just can't stop laughing at miles bron's face when blanc says that he got the box with its stupid "children's puzzles" that took him less than a minute to solve like. that motherfucker was so offended and i loved every second of it


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