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Izuku: Okay, everyone! What have each of you made for our gingerbread house?

Mina: I decided to make lights out of silver M&Ms. But they don’t make silver M&Ms, so I spray-painted them.

Class 1-A:

Bakugo: Okay, those are toxic. No one eat them.

Kirishima, silver around his mouth: Pfft, duh!

Bakugo: Go throw up.

Kirishima: I didn’t eat any!

Class 1-A: Go throw up.

Kirishima, leaving: I’m sorry.

Shoto in a maid outfit 2021

Finally your requests are open! I love ur writing sm I keep on re-reading!! N e ways, may I request an hc for Todoroki, Bakugou and Kirishima where they or the s/o want’s to try that thing on tiktok where they lay down in between their s/o’s thighs. If you’re not comfortable on writing this it is completely fine! Take your time and pls stay safe <88

Laying Between Thighs TikTok Trend

Characters: Todoroki, Bakugou, Kirishima

Genre: Fluff, Humor

Warnings: bakugou and his thicc ass

A/N: ayoo i love that trend lmaooo ty for requesting hope you enjoy<3

Todoroki:

he sees the video of a guy laying between his girlfriend’s thighs and his first thought it “I have to show this to Y/N”

this blunt mf would probably walk up to you and show you the video and say

“i wanna do this with you”

“ok sho”

“i mean like right now Y/N”

so he takes the video and he’s just laying between your legs and your thighs are rested on his shoulders and he’s grinning like an idiot the entire time 

He said: >:)

you post the video on tiktok and everyone is thirsting over your man smh

comments like “is your boyfriend single” or “what store did you buy him at”

he ends up taking another picture between your thighs and making it his lockscreen <3

now if you wanted to lay between his thighs he’d probs get very flustered at the image that came to mind

but he lets you do it anyway and throws up a peace sign for the camera

“Hey Shouto can we film the video again except this time you wear a maid outfit?”

“what?”

Bakugou:

you would have to beg him to let you take a video of him laying between your thighs or vice versa

he can’t let there be any proof on camera that he’s a softie for you

also the way you phrase the question when you ask him does not make him anymore inclined to oblige

“Hey Suki can I take a video of me laying between your fat ass thighs”

“CAN YOU WHAT??”

He tries to feign annoyance the entire time but you see the way the corner of his lips turn up a bit

He briefly wonders what you would do if he just started smothering you with his thighs while you took the video

When you show him the video he’s a huge tsundere about it

“That was such a waste of my time, Y/N...send that to me right now”

He won’t make it his lockscreen cause the chances of someone else seeing it are too high. He’ll make it his home screen though <3

So you’re also just not allowed to post it on tiktok lolol

He already lays between your thighs when you two hang out so you decide to video it one day

You except him to start yelling and try to take the phone from you and delete it but nooo

Mf looks at the camera with a raised brow, smirks at it, then playfully bites your thigh

im gone .

Kirishima:

he would be vv eager to be in between your thighs and have you in between his

“Hey Kiri can we do thi-”

“YES !!”

he’s also the most normal about it out of these 3 ??

he just thinks it’s so cute and he wants to post it all over the internet so everyone can see him and his s/o

the video highkey goes viral and everyone is like “aww omg so cute where can i get one??”

he would also make it his lockscreen so every time he turns on his phone he sees the pic of him laying between your legs with a big smile

uhh head pats !! head pats !! head pats !! 

he likes when he just laying between your legs and you bring your hand down and pat his head

He thinks your thighs are very comfortable pillows and has fallen asleep in them on numerous occasions 

he honestly obsesses over the video of him laying between you thighs he talks about it like everyday

“baby your smile looks so pretty here :)”

“thank you kiri you tell me everyday :)”

honestly if someone asks him to see a picture of you he’s gonna whip out that video so fast lmaooo

ig it’s kiri simp hours

a/n: shouto in a maid outfit 2020

Kirishima as a GNC/Gym Worker

Walking in to the GNC at your favorite mall was fucking nerve wracking

Especially since you were on the bigger side

You had never really been able to lose weight, always classified as “big boned”

After one too many family and friend comments about your weight, you thought that losing weight would be the best option

You were nervous as it is, but you were definitely not expecting the big bulking mass of a man to be the only worker there

He was fucking huge, ripped with pure muscle, spiky red hair, and the sharpest grin you’d ever seen

He had welcomed you in though, no lingering stare of disgust pointed at your body as he walked up to you,

“Hey there, pretty girl! Welcome to GNC. How can I help you?”

To say you instantly fell in love was an understatement

But, being the self deprecating person you were, you convinced yourself that he’d never like you back

Even with the little stares he’d give you with half lidded eyes, his sharp teeth biting into his bottom lip as he raked his gaze over your form

He couldn’t have liked you and especially not your body

...Right?

Although, when you confessed your need to start working out, he offered to become your trainer

“Yeah! You know that gym on the lowest level? I own it actually! I mainly teach women self defense, but I can train you, if you want.”

“It’s no problem, I promise! I’d love to work your body out.”

The wink he sent you had you questioning if the looks he gave you were as innocent as you tried to make yourself believe

(They weren’t)

You quickly realized that the next week when he had you pinned against the wall in the weight room in the gym

You tried to get him to put your heavy body down, but he only curled you in his arms a few times, never even breaking a sweat

He really proved his strength when he backed away from the wall to lift and drop you down repeatedly on his cock

You kept whimpering that you were too heavy, but he only fucked you harder, pressed you back against the wall, one hand under your thigh, the other fondling your tummy as he whispered,

“Heavy, my ass. You feel so fucking good in my arms, pretty baby, like you fucking belong here. Don’t you think you belong here, in my arms and on my cock?”

“If you were mine, you’d never have to lift a finger. I’d keep you right in my bed, thick ass thighs spread and your cunt dripping for me.”

“Wouldn’t have to lose weight for me, pretty baby, shouldn’t do this shit for anyone but yourself. Just know, I love your fine ass body just how it is.”

“God, I want you to crush me with your thighs and smother me with your ass.”

While you did go back to the gym every weekend, it wasn’t for the type of exercise your friends and family believed

a/n: the full fic for this should be up sometime in the next day hopefully! ❤️

Kirishima’s Plaything - Part 11 - My Only Love

Series Masterlist

Tagging: @ladyinpastelpink​ bc I know she’s gonna wanna see this

A/N: This is going to be LONG. Make sure to buckle in.

“That was a pretty bad thing I did, huh?” He chuckled, looking out of the window, staring down at everyone on the streets beneath. “I really… never imagined I’d have to threaten anyone like that. But I can’t just have some big-wig with a badge threatening my baby like that-” his breath hinged at the last word and he choked for a second, taking a deep breath and exhaling loudly. “Well… alright, maybe not my baby, since you… clearly don’t want to be called that anymore. I just… wish you’d give me a chance, you know? I’m not… whatever you think I am. I’m not a monster. I don’t know what you believe, or what you think I am, but… it’s alright. I understand.”

The thoughts were racing around in your head. Was this the real Kiri you thought you knew? Was anything real? Did anything between you and him… actually happen? You wanted to ask anything and everything that came to mind, feeling as though your skull was splitting, but there was a voice inside your head repeating “He’s just going to tell you what you want to hear,” over and over. Maybe you were wrong, maybe Kirishima was wrong, maybe the detective was wrong - there was no one to trust anymore.

“I just want you to give me a chance,” he continued, pivoting himself back towards you and pacing to the chair next to your bedside. “I want you… to give me a chance to prove that… nothing actually happened. Except with Bakugo, of course… I can definitely… definitely understand why you’d think that was real… because I saw it for myself. I thought that guy was my best friend, you know. But to take the death footage of All Might, and have people voice over it with my name…? That’s… that’s pretty messed up.”

He’d switched again. You didn’t know this Eijiro. You were unfamiliar with these soft words and this understanding tone. It was such a back and forth, which version of him was, well, actually him? 

“There’s nothing in this world that I want more… than for you to just feel me, deep in your heart again,” he whispered. “I know we really hadn’t been dating for long when you went missing. It was only six months. You went to the store to get some things for a half-anniversary dinner and then you… never came back. I was pretty confused myself, you know…”

His voice was choking up, and his chest was hiccupping with sobs as his loose red hair was hanging over his forehead. Glancing at him, as he folded his knees to his chest and burying his face into them, you noticed his black roots. He hadn’t re-dyed his hair in… quite some time. 

You were getting nauseous again when the realization hit you that there was a possibility you were wrong. 

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Walking in on s/o Dancing Around The House

Feat: Bakugou, Kirishima, And Izuku

* warning:suggestive asf

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Bakugou

-It takes a lot for this man to think something is loud, since he is constantly setting off explosions

-Your song of choice was Cocky AF by Megan Thee Stallion

-Needless to say the house was V I B R A T I N G

-He hadn’t even pulled into the driveway and he could hear the music

-He thought he was trippin until he reached the steps and felt it

-The fucking hook came and the beat dropped

-Walks inside ready to find a house party or some shit

-Nope

-Just you on the counter of the kitchen making dinner

-Like ON TOP of the counter

-Who tf did he marry

-Cause it wasn't you

Was going to say something until you started spitting

-“ tell’em use a lot of spit, so i can keep a glossy pu$sy”

-Hold up…. Glossy what?

-Oh ok

-Snaches you up off that counter so fast

—“ I mean if it's glossy you want…”

—“ katsuki WAIT the food”

—“ nah nah it's too late for all that now”

Kirishima

-I think this man only listens to one playlist

-And it's his workout playlist

-So he's coming home up the stairs

-And he hears the bass

-He”s like “ o ok 😯”

-What he doesn't know is that he's about to hear Katrina by black fortune

(your welcome for the turn up)

-And he's very confused

-Cause the most hip hop he's ever listened to is Rich The Kid

-And he opens the apartment door to a glorious sight

-You, RUTHLESSLY throwing it back during the beat drop

-His brain almost explodes

-Since when could your back do that

-And why has he never seen it ??

-His mind is taking him to some very interesting places

-But he is a gentlemen through and through

-So he closes the door and announces himself before coming in

-Remembering to keep this in mind for later

Izuku

-This boy is another level of clueless

-It was a Saturday morning

-And it was late because he was just waking up ( a tradition on days without patrol)

-But instead of waking up to you sprawled across the bed

-But instead he woke up to Dior by pop smoke

-I mean yea, it was also accompanied by the smell of breakfast

-Because let's be honest our number one hero deserves it

-He assumed it was that “scrapple” you were always talking about (I will only eat it crispy)

-And he got up and made his way to the kitchen

-On to walk right into the face of a “WOOOOOO”

-He sat down with a coffee and watched you make the rest of breakfast

-Dancing along with your music, watching every movement of your hips and spine….

-And he was suddenly very awake

-As soon as he food was served he scarfed it down and praised you aggressively

-But not before suggesting you spend the rest of the day in bed.

——————

🥺: i totally didn’t mean to rip on rich the kid like THAT. I just heard his jeweler is suing him for around 230,000$ and I laughed.

Anyway thanks for reading!!!

15.”No I’m supposed to be making YOU feel good”

i feel like i went a little overboard but i love him so he’s worth every word.

nsfw content below‼️

Kirishima was really enjoying the position he was in right now. (one he had been dreaming about) after a very nice dinner at his place he convinced you to stay for a movie.

And during the movie you may have gotten a little distracted, one thing lead to another and you ended up making out while he held you against his lap.

He sat against the back of the couch, sitting up so he could meet your kisses with the same vigor and leave his marks on your chest and neck. His warm hands were running up and down your spine and gripping your shoulders pulling into him more.

He slid his hands down to your torso, encouraging you to move your hips back and forth. He could feel how aroused you were getting between the thin layers clothing and it was only making the situation harder in his pants

He couldn’t take the way you were moving against his thigh anymore ( and he wanted the night to last much longer than that) he was reaching his peak and getting there fast.

So without warning he wrapped his hands around your the back of your thighs and flipped you both into his back, now laying down on the couch his shoulder blades pressed against the seat with you still sitting on top of him.

He pulled you up to the top of his chest so he could start to kiss the inside of your thighs. His warm hands now running up and down your thighs giving you goosebumps.

His little pecks and licks turned into open mouthed kisses and bite marks all over your thighs. It was amazing the way he lived to please.

Lifting his head a little he made eye contact with you as he gripped your hips and pulled you forward. He wanted to watch the way you face would shift when he pleased you, when he had his first taste of the night.

His grip on your hips only grew tighter as he moved you back and forth to against his tounge. His sharp teeth would graze your clit and your entrance making you jolt from the sharp pleasure.

He enjoyed eating you like you were his last meal. He loved the way he could hear your whimpers and the way you begged for him to give you a break.

Even when the pleasure became too much and you would try and push him away, he would barley pay your attempt any mind as he would say “No, I’m supposed to be making you feel good”

And he did, all night long.

this man deserves the world.

Can I request kirbaku x F!reader they go on vacation and have to fly there and the reader passes out out on the plane so she gets up to go to the bathroom and she passes out as soon as she gets to the front of the plane and someone screams someone passed out and they didn’t know it was her till she asks for them and she’s panicking cause she’s doesn’t see them till they get up but they put her on oxygen before they get up there so she’s literally crying for them and they calm her down once there up there? What ever happens after they calm her down is up to you(I am so sorry it’s so long but this is like what happened to me when I went on a plane) I am actually so sorry Ik I requested so much

No no no don't be sorry :<< if anything I'm sorry for it taking this long! :(

I love getting requests from you guys so don't apologise, y'all are what give me the motivation to write anyway!

Now onto the angst!

Masterlist <3

KiriBaku x Fem!Reader- Altitude

Is it hot in here? It's definitely hot in here.

You're on the verge of panicking as you stand up on shaky legs to get to the front of the cabin to use the bathroom.

You've never really been good with planes. Or heights.

It's not like you were expecting it to be this bad though. The turbulence is literally shaking you to your core as you manoeuvre to the front, having found it quite easy to get out of your set near to the pathway. The thought process went something along the lines of "if I can't see out of the window, then I won't panic". How wrong you were.

The view is absolutely stunning in Eijirou's eyes though, and he enjoys every second he gets to spend staring at the clouds like some sort of excited puppy. Katsuki sits in the middle of both you and Eijirou, glaring at his phone like usual and just waiting for this dumb plane to land already.

The three of you were going on a vacation to get away from work, and although Katsuki was hesitant, since he really does love his job and he worked his ass off to get to where he is in his carreer now, he was finally persuaded by you and the excitable redhead into taking some time off. "Only because Eijirou said he'd do my paperwork for a month" He said. You don't believe him one bit and you're absolutely right not to.

It takes a while for your legs to finally work, and as you struggle to get to the bathroom you suddenly feel very cold and your belly cramps up painfully. Everything blurs around you and darkness creeps from the edge of your vision, like a vignette. The dull grey surroundings on the plane only makes you feel even worse, and suddenly, you're on the floor.

The passengers sitting by where you had suddenly collapsed gasp and immediately unbuckle themselves to help you out, the concerned look from one of them making you whine and sluggishly reach towards nothing in particular, and you only wish that your boys, your best friends were there with you right now to say that you'll be okay.

"Ngh- K-Katsuki- Eiji- nh-! Ei-... Ji...

The passengers panic goes unnoticed to you as people yell for the airline staff and exclaim that you've collapsed, but Eijirou and Katsuki notice, and as they unbuckle their seatbelts to help out and calm the crowd, they're suddenly met with the sight of you on the ground, rapidly losing your grasp on consciousness.

By now you're already panicking, your breaths fast but laboured while your head swims with building pressure, and your thoughts run like a train as you silently beg for your friends to come to you. You're so cold and alone and everything hurts so, so much. It's getting harder and harder to breathe but you're left to panic about it because you're far too hazy to understand that your throat is closing up because you're having an anxiety attack.

The laboured, hyperventilative breathing is restricting the oxygen travelling to your lungs, and as you sob and cry for your friends, suddenly they appear in front of you.

Immediately they're by your side, Katsuki helping out with the first aid and checking your vitals while Kirishima grasps your hand in his, and when you're finally met with the sight of your best friends the tears finally escape your eyes, and relief flows through your body.

Well, it's either relief, or the help from the oxygen mask. Whatever it is, it really does the trick.

The staff have given you some oxygen to help you with your breathing, and as you take deep breaths, as Kirishima instructs, your vision becomes a little clearer, and your panic eases.

You're safe, and you can finally relax now.

deaf y/n x kirishima fluff? Y/n getting made fun of cuz she cant pronounce words properly?

-shuu

Omg this is so cute I loved writing this <3

Do I want to make this an entire fic with separate parts and everything? Absolutely I do sjjabekbfbd weewgwggegwheheb plspslpslslsls cus it's gonna be so good and ah- 😩😫 cus no because like omg and I made the reader sorta like toph from atla but really- just bc of the heightened senses and sensitivity to vibrations and omganakdnnd my midoriya brain went OFF on this maksnjdbf and omg I imagine reader would be BESTIES with mei hatsume najwobdjsn and omg Bakugou as well??? Reader would absolutely gain his blessing to be kirishimas gf and they would be thick as thieves- a trio of doom, you will, and omg I have so many ideas about reader helping bkg to protect his hearing BC she wouldn't want to see a friend suffer the same fate, and nansjdnbd Kiri only loves her more bavjsbfnd bye bc midoriya would love to come up with ideas for mei to help reader and sndnfknd bye

Anyway hope you enjoy :D

Warning: Ableism...

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Kirishima x Deaf!Reader- Hearing Problems

You had lost your hearing a long, long time ago, but that doesn't make it much easier on you in the long run.

You had the kind of hearing problem that rendered you almost completely dead, save for the grating tinnitus that followed with every step.

It was almost always a problem for you, and had almost left you completely incapable of being a hero. Imagine having all control over your life stripped from you because of some dumb fuck's drunken driving. It filled you to the brim with rage every single day, along with the fact that you were punished for someone else's mistake when they only had their licence taken away.

It did more than make you angry, really. It fucking broke your heart. You almost lost access to your dream after he permanently disabled you, and what did he get? A slap on the fucking wrist?! This must be some sick joke.

You had tried your absolute damnest to adjust and get stronger to compensate for the loss of a pretty vital function, and it worked! In the end, you turned out stronger than ever. You had trained every sense you could learn about, because as it turns out, there's more than just six of them, and all of your exhaustive, mind-numbing hard work had been repaid.

Of course you weren't the best, yet, but you could absolutely beat some ass if you wanted to, and during the entrance exam, you did exactly that.

Things were going so well, and you were racking up points like no other, until you weren't.

You were having a little trouble with finding the other robots because they were quite a ways away. Luckily though, Kirishima could tell you might've needed a hand.

He could see that you didn't react to sound the way that others did, and it was when the high pitched ring of a far off explosion made everyone flinch but you, that he could finally tell you were deaf.

His eyes widened and his mouth formed a little 'o' shape as his brain finally connected the dots, and he made his way to you with a smile as he spoke normally to you, still not sure if maybe you were just partially deaf or could maybe read lips or something.

Meanwhile, all you could hear was that same high pitched ringing of tinnitus, which drowned out the similar effect of the explosion, and you were starting to get frustrated with wondering which way to go. There was no telltale smoke, or faraway sparks of people fighting. There was only silence. So you were especially surprised when this fiery looking ravenet walked up to you, speaking normally. You assumed he didn't know you were deaf, and you read his lips as normal, however his suspicions were confirmed when he saw the direction in which your eyes were focused. So you do read lips.

Surprisingly, he was leading you towards the action. Oh. Maybe he could tell you were deaf.

It was nice to have someone know that and not give you the same pitying look they always do. You wanted to be respected, not pitied. This guy seemed to respect you though, and you were thankful as you followed him to the next gathering of robots, letting out a loud "t-thank you-!" when you saw someone side-eye you and laugh.

You didn't like the snide look on their face at all.

"What? Are you deaf or something? I've never heard someone speak like that! You must've lost some braincells to these robots. You'll never pass if you sound like a total idiot!"

Comments like these never ceased to make your heart ache and bring a lump to your throat. It'll never get any easier to deal with comments like this.

It's not like you were gonna let him see your hurt though, so just as you make a step to tear him a new one, you're interrupted by Kirishima, who didn't want to see you disqualified for beating another kid half to death.

"That's really not cool, man! Have you heard yourself talk? You sound like someone's bigoted grandpa- I hope your mother smacks some respect into that ugly head of yours soon, because you'll be the one who never makes it as a hero with talk like that! Heroes are supposed to be actually good people, you know? Buzz off!"

Both you and that ableist prick are stunned into silence, and you can't help but smile as you read his lips and see his condescending glare. Secretly, you thank whatever Gods you can think of that your little emo friend seems like a truly respectable guy, and as the two of you pair up for the exam, you find that you work relatively well together for two rookie kids that have never met.

The judges watch on from behind the cameras and smirk as they blacklist the ignorant kid from passing, though he was running rather low on points in the first place. None of them are surprised either, when the two of you gain points placing you among the top scores. It seems like you both were fated to be friends.

When the exam is over, you end up exchanging numbers with your favourite little red-eyed emo, learning that his name is Kirishima Eijirou. And when he flashes you a smile that you would die for, your little heart melts right there and then as light pink dusts your cheeks.

You put your name in his phone in silence, and send a message to confirm that you wrote your number down right, thanking him for standing up for you.

You find you're quite pleased with yourself when he develops a bashful blush too. Oh yeah, you're definitely not letting him go, even if one of you doesn't make it to UA.

𝐁𝐍𝐇𝐀 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 2

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♡︎𝐃𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐊𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐢 𝐁𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐠𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐊𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐚 𝐄𝐢𝐣𝐢𝐫𝐨𝐮♡︎

Day 3 of Kinktober 2022

Summary: you get the bright idea to bring up double penetration to your two boyfriend's you don't regret it.

Props to my beta reader for today - @sasualblxd - thank you again bae <3

1,175 words.

The three of you are inseparable. Some would think you're connected at the hip. Even when Katsuki's going through it he's still got time and space for the two of you. And Kirishima would never turn down the chance to hang out no matter how he feels.

The rare, but passionate, and soft dynamic between the three of you is exactly what you needed, in all honesty. The vast difference in personalities balance eachother out, and the three of you are thick as thieves, like you're tuned into your own little frequency.

Most days are spent with the three of you sitting in your room, doing apprentice work or playing Mario kart, during which Katsuki would beat your ass and then proceed to lazer Eijirou without remorse. However, sometimes the air gets a little hot and heavy.

Katsuki straddles you with an expression of shock, his eyes big and wide as he lets his usual tough exterior drop.

"Are you-... Are you sure-?"

It's at this point that you want to hide away and pretend you never said anything, but Katsuki pries your hands away from your face as Eijirou tilts his head like a confused puppy. He turns his body in your direction and the mattress dips a little at the extra pressure, and you squeak as your face heats up even more.

"Yeah- I wanna... Try it."

You can tell that Eijirou is about a second away from fussing over you and telling you how shouldn't feel like you need to do this for them, but he's wrong. You want them both inside of you.

In the past you had stuck to cuckolding and voyeurism, and at the very most they would spit roast you, but they had never double stuffed you.

You can't help but drool at the thought. Katsuki sputters a little and it's one of your absolute favourite sights when he gets all flustered like this, his eyebrows furrowed just barely and his cheeks all red. His blush even dusts his collarbones.

The air is tense with a pregnant pause before Eijirou snaps. The idea just seems too good, and if you've said you wanted it, he'll stop at nothing to give it to you. And that's all it takes for Katsuki to warm up to the idea as well. Your two eager partners loom over you greedily, and their chuckles synchronise in a throaty chorus that has your thighs rubbing together and your underwear soaked.

"Huh... So you wanna take us both, yeah? Awful cocky of you to think you can handle that~"

Anticipation pools in your underwear until they're pulled to the side, peeling away from your pussy lips to make room for Katsuki's fingers under your skirt, already scissoring you open.

"Geez, so wet. We haven't even touched you yet."

Katsuki's voice is like dripping gold, rich and sultry as he eats up the sight of your drenched skin beneath him, and the second he flicks piercing red eyes to look up at your face, monitoring your reactions, you're a blubbering mess, your words escaping you amidst breathy moans.

"Hey now, don't forget about me, babe."

You can't even compose yourself enough to think of a response to his teasing, but you don't need to as he leans down to press a delicate kiss to your lips spiderman-style, his rough lips colliding with yours after a few more seconds.

The air in the room turns hot and already starts to smell like sex as you get lost in the haze of pleasure and lust, and your hands make their way to languidly play with Eijirou's loose hair, which falls down over your face and just barely reaches his shoulders.

Katsuki takes the liberty of pressing his tip against your cunt first, rubbing his pre against your clit and fucking around for a few seconds, but you're not necessarily mad. You're not even sure when he took his pants off but you're just glad they didn't settle who goes first by playing rock paper scissors again. Nothing could've ever prepared you for that, but after being given a tennis-ball sized lump on their heads, they've never repeated the offense.

Katsuki's cock twitches happily as he groans, not even bothering to lower his volume a little, and you wriggle at the stretch. It's really not too painful, given that he's quite girthy, and the sounds he makes are the real cherry on top.

Immense self-restraint is something the blonde prides himself on having, but even he can't resist a few weak thrusts before he starts to stretch you out with his fingers again. A deep breath is sucked into your greedy lungs as you finally part with Eijirou and he flashes you a toothy grin as you recover, before manoeuvring down to your hips and replacing Katsuki's fingers with his own.

Your shark-toothed boyfriend takes a little longer to prep you than Katsuki does on average, and especially now that he's about to try something so potentially painful, but you suffer in silence as your pussy clenches and your juices leak onto the sheets, and you practically cry in relief when he deems you stretched enough.

The room spins and it feels like your organs struggled to keep up with you as you're yanked up by a sweaty, impatient blonde, and God, you didn't even realise that Katsuki must have serious blueballs right now.

Kirishima's warm, hard as rock chest is firm against your back and your legs tremble with anticipation as you finally get what you've been begging for, and more stuttered gasps melt with your boyfriends' when you finally feel his cock pressing deep inside of you and rendering you breathless. Your cunt is stretched out perfectly over your partners, and it take everything in you not to cry as your eyes roll back.

They've never felt this kind of pleasure before. Each rub of their cocks against eachother sends pleasure straight to their brain as little hearts appear in their eyes while they leave sloppy, lustful kisses on your neck and shoulders. What's really fucking hot is how they tilt their heads to kiss eachother over your shoulder as you catch your breath again, exchanging tongues while your pussy throbs.

Their hips move in steady rhythm, your G-Spot never knowing peace while they pound you, groaning and panting as hot breath hits your neck, and if it weren't for the boys holding you up you would be a little puddle of goo right now.

Katsuki cums first, filling you up and pumping you full with his sperm, and it only brings Eijirou closer and closer as he fucks into your wet heat, the blonde's seed running over his head and leaking down his balls. He delivers one last punishing thrust as he reaches his orgasm, fucking it into you to ride it out before slowing to a stop, chest heaving with exertion.

The sheets are ruined and your thighs are covered in sweat and sperm and your own mess mixed together, making your thighs glisten and stick together slightly.

© 2022 not-your-fucking-kacchan

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Day 5 of Kinktober 2022

Summary: Kirishima comes home to be surprised with you in lingerie, and he goes feral.

1,017 words.

God, Eijirou's almost home and you're only half dressed, what if he doesn't like it? What if you don't like it?

You just wanted to surprise your husband with a cute little set of lingerie after what was probably a stressful, boring day at work for him.

Obviously, you had gone with the red edition. It is his favourite colour, after all.

Soft, good quality fabric hugs your curves just barely, a lacy thong complimenting thick, moderately muscled thighs and bringing every dip out to the eye. You had gotten a complete wax about a week and a half ago, and wanted to show off to your loving Eijirou, especially since he never had anything but compliments to give you.

The air in the room is still and silent as you clip the back of your bra, breathing steadily and trying to assure yourself that Eijirou will love this, but a lingering doubt creeps in the back of your mind.

Supple breasts are pushed up and accentuated with a red bralette, giving you just enough support to make your boobs look porn-worthy, and belatedly you look at yourself in the full length mirror, admiring yourself and adjusting your makeup.

Painted nails tousle long, thick hair and the second you hear keys rattling at the front door, you rush to cover up with his favourite dressing gown, not even bothering to tie it in favour of holding it in place before you hesitantly open the bedroom door, greeting him in the hallway.

He gives you his shark-toothed grin as he closes the front door behind him, slipping his shoes off so that he can give you a kiss and hold you like he always does.

He's warm, and you always miss the feeling of being wrapped in his bear hug as he cuddles you, slipping his hands to your hips and rubbing his thumbs over the fluffy fabric of his dressing gown.

"Comfy, I see?"

He teases you, pressing his lips to your cheek and then your mouth as you take in the scent of his cologne. It's your favourite smell.

"Hmm- very..."

The questioning raise of his eyebrow at your suggestive tone goes ignored as you ask him how his day has been, but of course you know already considering that you keep in contact with him regularly during the day.

"Well, it was alright but- ah- the crime rate has really gone down so the past few days have just been boring paperwork!-..."

You give him a sympathetic smile as he complains, but he just sounds so whiny you can't stop yourself from laughing quietly.

By now it's getting dark outside, and as you kiss his cheek and place a ghost of a peck on his lips, leaving him leaning forward for more to no avail, you speak with a sultry but still playful voice, lowering it to just above a whisper.

"Aw, well maybe you can do something more exciting with me~"

He watches, mesmerized by your lips and the mascara that paints your lashes, and he's just about to respond when you drop the dressing gown, exposing the lingerie to him. His eyes trail up your thighs and the frilly, red lace that clings to it, over the thong and your hourglass figure, and up to your tits.

The redhead practically salivates, and it takes almost a minute for his horny brain to actually boot back up as he realizes that you're still in the hallway. His eyes darken and his muscles ripple in ways that has you soaking in his arms when he sweeps you away to the bedroom.

"Fuck, baby. Is all this just for me?"

You're helpless to stop the needy moan that escapes you as you look into his hungry expression, his pupils blown and his tongue darting out to lick at his lips.

"All for you, babe..."

He groans loudly and grinds his rock hard erection against your hips, dry humping you to get just an ounce of relief. Pretty red eyebrows furrow and his eyes scrunch shut, but once he's frustrated himself enough his pants are torn off with hardened fingers. Your arms wrap around his neck as you try to ground yourself, and while Kirishima rummages through the drawer for lube and a condom he practically whines like a dog until they're in his clutches.

Suddenly, your panties are pushed aside and cold liquid drenches your cunt, making your thighs spasm as your head shoots down to look at what he's doing. It's not much use anyway, though, because the very next second your eyes are rolling to the back of your head as your husband abuses your poor clit, already driving you close to your first orgasm.

He's a real animal when he's horny, it's like a switch flicks in his brain and he's suddenly pouncing on you, ravaging you and fucking you like a bunny. He barely speaks, only gifting you with throaty moans and cries that he only ever tried to hide during your first time.

Warm fingers are pressed inside of you, curling upwards to get a reaction out of you, drawing wails and gasps from your throat until he's got his cock lined up with you. The condom is brought to his lips and he tears it open, rolling it on one-handed with relative ease because he's done it so many times before, and you can't even take a little break to catch your breath because Kirishima's already roughly fucking you. One hand holds the back of your head and the other is comfortable on your ass, squeezing and kneading while strong hip bones bruise your legs, hips posting in and out of you.

It takes all you have to delay your orgasm but inevitably you fail, spasming and clenching around his cock and feeling him shiver in response, a high pitched cry piercing the air while little drops of your juices trickle onto the bed and down Eijirou's thick thighs.

Maybe you'll save lingerie for the special occasions then, because you can definitely feel him bruising what feels like your cervix.

© 2022 not-your-fucking-kacchan

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Day 9 of Kinktober 2022

Summary: Eijirou's never been this vulnerable with you before, but you find yourself loving it.

920 words.

'What the fuck?'

These are your first thoughts as you're smacked right in the cheek with Eijirou's dick.

You had been getting awefully heated during what was only supposed to be a quick makeout session between you and your boyfriend of one year. That was, until you started to focus your attention a little more south.

Kirishima always wears loose pants. That's one thing you know about him. He can't stand tight pants. You've also never seen him wear the infamous grey sweats either, regrettably. That would be some real eye-candy right there, you muse.

There was one other thing, too. He always got nervous when you mentioned taking off his pants. Any and all attempts at getting frisky with your boyfriend were shot down with a strained "maybe later" or "I don't think I'm ready...".

Really, you had never had any problems with it. Sure, it was a little frustrating when it would leave you pretty much high and dry, but you never, ever thought to take it out on him. He's ready when he's ready, and that's all there is to it. Until now.

If you knew this was what he was hiding under here, you probably would've said something a little sooner.

All this time, your boyfriend has been hiding an absolute monster away from you, not even letting you have a taste.

A flushed face as red as his hair hides behind large, nearly kept hands as Kirishima avoids any and all eye contact with you. You thought he may have gained confidence when he finally told you that you could get his pants off, but apparently not, since he now refuses to show his face.

"I-is it too much?... I knew you'd hate it- I just don't want to hurt you! God- w-what if you break!?"

What on God's green Earth is this man talking about?

"Huh? Hate it? Eijirou, after all this fuss I was starting to think maybe you had genital warts or something- or maybe a dick roughly the size of a cornflake- n-not this!"

Wide eyes only blink at you in surprise and confusion, but then melts into pleasure the second your warm, wet tongue licks a fat stripe down the underside of his length.

Fuck. He could literally cum right now from just seeing that lewd display, but he has to hold himself together. Though, with every passing second, and each kitten lick to his aching girth, he finds himself unraveling. Each little kiss and stroke chips away at his control and he soon finds himself struggling not to throw you onto the bed and fuck you so hard that the walls shake.

Meanwhile, you continue to press tentative licks and kisses to Eijirou's cock, heavy and throbbing in your hand. The slit weeps a slow por of precum, the head all red and neglected until you fit just the tip in your mouth, sending involuntary shivers up and down your boyfriend's spine. Tonight, you're going to show your boyfriend just how blessed he truly is.

As you stand back up again, leaving him needy and panting for you, his eyes follow your form, lingering on your breasts and hips, and he finds his fingers twitching with the sudden urge to hold you there.

Red eyes zone in on your figure like a hawk, thick, strong hands embracing you and dragging you down to rest atop his built, rock hard chest, and immediately Eijirou's last defences are down when he sees just how irresistible your tits look squished against his pecs.

Eijirou is usually such a gentle lover, layering your skin with butterfly kisses and affectionate nips that always look so delightful come morning, but neither of you have ever gone this far with eachother, and when he's got three fingers working their way into your tight cunt it almost seems that he's gone completely feral.

"Fuck-! Eiji! Give it to me-..."

Who is he to keep you waiting?

Barely an inkling of colour flashes in his eyes, overtaken by pupils blown out with lust, and the sight is met with another wave of liquid heat pooling beneath your legs, coating his fingers in your slick.

Once he finally deems you ready, his fingers are pulled from you without remorse, leaving you empty and needy until his lubed up head pressed up against you, slowly pushing inside of you and stretching out velvety walls.

The stretch is painful at first, causing your face to scrunch in a way that has his heart fluttering for you, little tears blossoming in your eyes and shining like gemstones.

A rough but comforting thumb wipes your tears away before they can properly fall, and your boyfriend graciously gives you a few seconds to get accustomed to the sting of his girth before he's bottoming out.

He pants and furrows his eyebrows, concentrating on not cumming the second he's fully engulfed by your hot cunt, and loose red strands fall past his shoulders as he bucks into you, chasing the same pleasure he got when you squeezed around him earlier.

With time, his cock is easier to take, and it's at this point where you begin to doubt that anything or anyone would ever be enough for you after this. Could you really go back to tiny vibrators after finally getting a taste of this?

"T-tell me if- Ah-! -if I'm hurting you-..."

It's a little late for that, you think, but he's just so adorable that you can't bear to hold it against him.

© 2022 not-your-fucking-kacchan

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♡︎𝐃𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐄𝐢𝐣𝐢𝐫𝐨𝐮 𝐊𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐚♡︎

Day 11 of Kinktober 2022

Summary: Eijirou loves you so much, he just can’t help but fuck you stupid.

Props to my beta reader for today @lovinglyselfish - thank you for your amazing help! Drop 'em a follow! :)

515 words.

The majority of your night is spent pressed underneath your himbo boyfriend, Eijirou Kirishima, covered in sweat and out of breath. His hot, rock solid chest is pressed flush against your back as he fucks you raw, sharp teeth nipping and kissing at your neck and ear.

It’s like he’s in a daze, mumbling precious little “I love you”s and leaving evidence of his touch all over your neck and shoulders in the form of bite marks and dark hickeys that are sure to kick up quite the fuss in the morning. He fucks into you at a pace that has you aching all over, the rough slide of his dick against your pussy walls making even more of your slick drip down onto the sheets and run down his legs. He pants loudly and each quiet whimper that you hear from behind you has you squirming and clenching around him.

You’re so happy that he feels good, and that he wants nothing more than to be buried deep inside of you late in the night until the sun peeks through the slight gap in your curtains. It’s his favourite stress relief, to fuck you stupid like this.

Well defined hipbones, seemingly carved out of marble slam into your plush ass as he pistons his hips at a bruising pace. It’s been hours. Sweat drips down your brow and off the cupids bow of your lips, down to soak into the pillow, and you feel little droplets of what you assume is either sweat or your own juices running down the back of your thighs and pooling in the little dip at the back of your knees.

Exhaustion pulls at your heavy eyelids as your body is rocked forward with each powerful thrust, and you can’t think. Eijirou must’ve dumped his load inside of you without pause at least four times by now, but you lost count after the third hour. by your guess, you’ve been manoeuvred around the room and fucked on every possible surface for the last four and a half hours, and by now all you can do is moan like a pornstar and cry on your lovers cock.

You can feel him in your belly and you don’t even have the sense to be thankful that you’re on birth control. You want him to breed you full and keep you stuffed with his cum for the rest of your life. The only thing on your mind is him, and how good he makes you feel when he slams forward, pushing you into the bed and filling you up as yet another orgasm has you sobbing and biting your pillow, clenching around him and shaking almost violently. Your cunt spasms around Eijirou’s, now spent, cock and every movement from his end has you tightening so hard it’s almost painful. 

Oversensitivity has you closing your thighs and trembling, mass amounts of cum and slick leaking from around his quickly softening dick, nestled comfortably inside of you, and you can’t even think to be happy that now you can get some much needed rest.

© 2022 not-your-fucking-kacchan

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♡︎𝐓𝐢𝐭 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐄𝐢𝐣𝐢𝐫𝐨𝐮 𝐊𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐚♡︎

Day 16 of Kinktober 2022

Summary: he's always been obsessed with your tits.

Props to my beta reader for today @sasualblxd - thank you for your amazing help!

556 words.

Kirishima Eijirou was a "tits over ass any day" kind of man. It seemed as if every ten seconds had him reaching up your shirt to manhandle one of his stressballs.

"They're just so... Squishy... -a-and soft-"

That's exactly what your boyfriend said when you asked why he was so enamoured with them. Once deep, scarlet hues are now reduced to a thin ring around wide pupils, and past swollen lips lie sharp teeth that you find yourself wanting embedded into your breasts.

You love his obsession with your breasts. You're proud of your body, the self love that you'd been teaching yourself rearing it's head and finding a way to the light. Although, Eijirou, the sweetheart that he is, just loves your breasts because they're yours.

He lays behind you on the couch while the TV plays a movie that neither of you are really paying all that much attention to. The light illuminates you both, setting the mood in the otherwise dark room, while Kirishima fondles your breast absent mindedly. He's just doing it for fun - just because it's there, really, but that doesn't explain the sudden twitch you feel at your lower back.

Oh.

"Hey babe, what's up?...

"I want-... I- I want-.… To fuck them..."

Sorry, what?

Surely he doesn't mean...

"You wanna fuck who, now?"

He just snorts and mumbles into the back of your neck, giving you goosebumps as you feel his chest rumble against your back.

"No, silly... I wanna fuck your tits..."

Huh. Well at least you're not stunned and confused anymore. Now your just stunned. The idea seems fun, and the thought does bring a familiar heat between your thighs. You just wonder what's brought this on.

In reality, he's always fantasized about fucking your tits. It's the very image that gets him off when you're not there to help him, but he's finally got the confidence to ask for it now.

"... Alright. I don't see why not~"

He's almost cries at the relief of not being rejected immediately, rolling on top of you before you can say anything against it. Suddenly, your chest is met with cold air as you're stripped of your shirt, your bare breasts being massaged and pushed together.

He just loves to squeeze and play with them, though he wastes no time unzipping his fly and pushing down his pants. His cock, already at full mast, is an angry red at the tip, leaking precum all over his hand while he moans and shivers, staring at your tits like a man hypnotised.

You slowly push your tits together for him, giving him a teasing smirk as he practically drools, too aroused to be his usual, gentlemanly self. In seconds, he's kneeling over you with a hungry look in his eyes, pressing his cock between the little valley between your breasts, groaning at the contact. Pleasure shoots up his spine as his head is flung back, his eyes tearing up and his hips rutting shakily.

Each time the little head peaks out from the top of your breasts you reward it with a lick, and he practically falls apart exactly like you wanted him to. He's never came so quickly in his life, but you don't mind even as your face and chest is smeared in his spend.

He almost faints.

© 2022 not-your-fucking-kacchan

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When depression hits draw the trans squa- I mean bakusquad

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They are trans, I don't make the rules except I do

Denki is genderfluid, any pronouns

Mina is demigirl she/they and neos but I'm not sure which

Eijirou is trans man, he/ him promoums

Hanta is agender, does not give a single fuck about pronouns

Katsuki is bigender, she/he pronouns

They all said trans rights They told me themselves

𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐑'𝐒 💌: reposted! accidentally uploaded it way too early for my liking, oopies

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Kirishima has a badass daughter, literally. If you thought that out of all the lineages, this family has nothing but chivalry and kindness driving in their bloodstream since they have Kirishima as their surname, you are misinformed.

You see, she's like my sister: always partying, doesn't like being told no, comes back home an hour after the established time, and always. talking. back. ESPECIALLY to her mama.

And when you attempt to correct her, Kirishima always steps up to convince you (ahem, you with a belt secured in your hand) to lessen down her punishment since "she doesn't know better!" or "she's still a baby!"

Then gets taken down with her as well.

Fr he be feeling like he's starting a movement

You knew she was going to turn out like this since she's the youngest of three and the only daughter. Y'all already know how much of a girl-dad Kirishima is

She always wants to be coddled with her daddy and make it seem like you're the villain which he sometimes believes 🙂 Again, behavior from being pampered way too much ever since she a day old

She still loves you tho anyways

I love to imagine that Kirishima owns a rescued Teacup Yorkie named 'Lady' who has been there longer before you.

He absolutely adores her, even training he how to stand on her feet and give little twirls or high fives!

Plus, he dresses her for every occasion. Halloween? Here's her in this cute little Snow White costume! Christmas? Look how sweet she is in this little dress and barrette!

Literally, just this tall 200-pound man, built off of nothing but chivalry and muscles bigger than England, with a small thing that weights lesser than a newborn baby. Imagine seeing that at a dog park 😍

so...idk how I’ll explain this one but... if you’re in @myherowritings discord server... you’ll understand this...enjoy ???

BNHA BOYS AND LICE

BAKUGOU KATSUKI

— he has caramel flavored lice because they absorbed his sweat from his workouts

— they are also full of nitroglycerin so I don’t know if you wanna keep eating them

— they’re feral like him and he put his hands up there and they bit him

— his face went blank and he just will not touch his hair again unless it’s to wash it

— uses his quirk to do it in the morning and he hesitantly hovers his hands before activating his quirk and blowing his hair up

— the blonde strands that floated onto his shoulders made him scream like a girl

— he becomes like Horton because he can hear the lice screaming as they die from his quirk

SHOTO TODOROKI

— shoto has ice shaped lice who have adapted to the cold of his body because this boy lives on using his ice side only

— they dare not go to the heat because that is death but they will go to his mixed ketchup and mayonnaise colored baby hairs because those are like furnaces

— at this point the baby hairs look like little villages now smh

— y/n like to crawl into his room when he’s asleep and pick them out his hair so they can use them as ice cubes for their drink

— he won’t notice because he’s like a bump on a log and lol you’re doing him a favor

— he wakes up and scratches his head and it’s like the apocalypse for the lice because his fingers will smush them

— it becomes like the ice age during the times he uses his quirk for hero training and only 1/3 of lice survive

— they repopulated because ahem activities keep them warm

— if you’ve ever seen that scene from Bad Boys 2 with the mama rat and the papa rat...those are the lice on Shoto’s head during hero training ...reproduction

IZUKU MIDORIYA

— midoriyas lice are as hyper as he is

— they jump around his head and are soon to become lice pro heroes because they ate his hair and have obtained one for all too

— should midoriya ever fall in battle pick the lice out and eat them and the legacy that is one for all is revived

— they originated from bakugou because he would get all up in his face and they needed a new taste of food

— so they hopping hopped into his head and munched on the broccoli flavored food

— until one day the food became different and they all started getting powers

— midoriya basically is like the intro to the show where it recaps how quirks came to be

— except they all have the same fucking power

— they’re the reason why his hair is so wild it’s because they’re always hopping around on his fucking head and making a riot

— poor boy can never comb it so he just lets it be

— trust and believe one of the lice have used one for all at 100% and flew out his hair, landing on his hero notes

— he panics and just plucks it away and is thankful that he was alone in his dorm

EIJIRO KIRISHIMA

— the manliest lice you will ever meet

— they use the hair gel from his hair to keep their antenna up

— they use the pieces of dandruff and take a strand of hair and make weights with it and that’s how they work out

— that is if they survive his sharp hair and every time he activates his quirk fully

— they only use “dude” “bro” and “manly”

— they honestly look like Larry the Lobster due to the red dye and the workouts

— they can and will become friends with bakugou’s feral lice

SHINSOU HITOSHI

— he mind controls them so he has friends

— yes he knows they exist

— because poor boy is all alone

— they mind control all lice who look at his hair

— they lonely too and they’re all antisocial

— they renegade to keep themselves from falling into a crippling depression

— some of them cry while renegading

— they’re insomatic too because they stay awake and keep shinsou company

— he likes to slide things into his hair to keep them hidden and let the lice watch over them

— his lice do not like Kaminari because they get electrocuted every time his lice jump over to shinsou’s hair

— but it’s settled cause Kaminari’s lice go stupid too so shinsou’s lice just ignore them and let them wander into danger

This is something that I think about a lot recently but like kirishima could just turn off his hearing. K so like I remembered that I order to hear things there are little hairs in your eardrum that vibrate and send signals to your brain. Kirishima can just harden his ears and then he'll be protected from Mic and Shinsou (sorry idk how to spell his name and I'm to lazy to look).

Kirishima Headcanons

(Got bored during a lecture so enjoy some soft headcanons💖)

-he has a shark onesie

-definitely has a shark plushie

-he wants a house near a beach

-his teeth aren’t sensitive to the cold??

-when he’s gets ice cream he’ll bite into it and Denki has a full on panic attack

-can and will fall asleep anywhere

-one time he fell asleep on top of the fridge (don’t ask)

-favorite dog breed is a Golden Retriever

-he knows how to use makeup

-he likes photography

-loves taking pictures of flowers and nature

-he’s not a coffee or tea person

-he’s a protein shake person

-has a hiding place for snacks

-he’s only told Bakugou where it is

-hugger

-won’t just go around hugging random people but he’s always willing to give a hug to a friend in need

-loves flowers crowns

-has forced Bakugou to wear a flower crown