Incorrect Tmnt Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Donnie: Are you through with your shenanigans? Mikey: Nope. I think I am going to shenan-again.
Rise Mikey, about Splinter & Draxum: I have two dads!
2012 Mikey: Me too!
2012 Leo: What? No we don’t.
2012 Mikey: No. *You* don’t have two dads, *I* have two dads. *shows a picture of Sal Commander* See?! MY second dad!
2012 Donnie: Technically, I also have two dads. *shows a pic of him and Fugitoid* I miss him…
2012 Raph, holding Chompy with Slash standing menacingly behind him: I’m a dad of two.
😆 🤣 😂
Leo: Maybe... I was wrong... Raph: Somebody get the video camera!!
Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Leo: Mikey is all short-term memory. We have to bring him back up to speed every once in a while.
Mikey: AH! GIANT TALKING TURTLE!
Lol
Donnie: Why are you ignoring Leo?
Casey: I'm playin' hard to get.
Donnie: No need for that. You're already hard to want.
🤣
Donnie: Name something a burglar would not want to see when breaking into a house.
*buzzer*
Donnie: Mikey?
Mikey: Naked grandma!
Donnie: Naked huh!?
*Raph laughs uncontrollably*
Leo: .....I don't wanna see that either.
*ding*
Mikey: WOOOOOO!! Grandma!! Woooo!!
Donnie: ಠ_ಠ
Source
This is to funny for no reason
Casey: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Leo: ...Your what?
Casey: My friends.
Mikey: Did he say “friends”?
Raph: I think he's being sarcastic.
Donnie: No, no, no, this is delirium, he cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Jones! All of your friends are in this room.
Casey: I HAVE OTHER FRIENDS!!
*Bradford: I'm dating a fish.
Mikey: I don't get it, why is the saying "there are plenty more fish in the sea"? Do we have fins and gills? Are we underwater? No, we are mutants. We walk on two legs and we talk.
Leo: Can we just focus on the task at hand?
Mikey: No listen, this is a serious problem. Are there people walking around and dating fishes? We don't date fish, that's weird.
I tried the incorrect quotes generator thing with the turtles and this is what came out:
Donnie: How do I ask someone out?
Leo: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two.
Donnie: No!
Mikey: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.
Donnie: Stop!
Raph: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily I can make you scream.
Donnie: I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory.
I love it.
Random Turtle Thunks
Saw these while mindlessly searching Pinterest, as one does, and saw these quotes that made me think of our beloved turtle boys in love.
Raph 🧸❤️:
Donnie 🤔🟪:
Leo 💫💠:
Mikey 🎨🧡
All credit goes to the ordinal tumblrs posted
Raph: toss me my keys
Donnie: *Throws Jhanna*
Raph: I said my keys
Donnie: I thought you said my girlfriend
Raph: why the fu- WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR GIRLFRIEND
Donnie, you got some explaining to do.
[Mona Lisa is in charge of trust exercises with the Mighty Mutanimals] Mona Lisa: I just need to teach them the way I was taught. [Cut to the Mutanimals in the middle of a deadly battle, explosions & screams in the distance] Slash: THIS IS HOW YOU LEARNED TO TRUST PEOPLE?!?!