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Pro hero Shouto : *showing off an empty pedestal.*

Pro hero Shouto : And this is where My husband would keep his self preservation instincts.

Pro hero Shouto : *clenches fist* If he had any!

*Distant offended Pro Hero Deku noises*


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*Pro Hero Shouto at an award ceremony*

Shouto : I have to thank my dad, without who I could never be a proper hero, who trained me to be the best I can, and is generally the best father ever.

Shouto : So, thank you Eraserhead.

*distant endeavor screaming*


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Rando: Deku's quirk is very strong and destructive.

Rando : He could be very very dangerous.

Shouto : *knowing full well how unhinged his boyfriend is* Look at him he's a bunny.

Aizawa : *shoving paperwork about Hosu in a drawer* He wouldn't hurt a fly.

All might : *knowing he's just as if not more strong than him and twice as smart* He would cry if he accidentally stepped on a bug.


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Natsuo x Shigaraki au :

Dabi : Dear diary, brother is a pre med and is very smart.

Dabi : Brother is also dating shigaraki and is therefore also very stupid.

Dabi : Dumb may be genetic. (See: hawks and I) Will do more research.

Dabi: Results : dumb comes from endeavor. Smart comes from mother. Females are somehow exempt from this gene.


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Uraraka, fed up, doing a deku impression : Hi! I'm Midoriya Izuku and i look like a forest pixie, but if you hurt my friends I'll break both our bones. I have the balls to do literally anything other than to confess to my crush!


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Uraraka : We have no idea what you're talking about officer.

Police : Are you sure ?

Jirou : Positive.

Police : And he just dropped dead?

Tsuyu : Yup. Kero.

Police : Out of nowhere?

Momo : That's what we said.

Aizawa : excuse me officer, are you insinuating that my daughters students are not telling the truth? You think my dangerous children class could commit murder?

Police : *staring at Mineta's chalk outlined dead body* well-

Aizawa : Shame on you, they're training to be heroes for fucks sake.


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Fire in 1b dorm :

Tetsutetsu : oh my god why is there a fire?!

Kendou : *grabbing the extinguisher quickly*

Monoma : *hand fanning the flames to make it go away*

Fire in 1a dorms :

*fire alarm*

Iida : *deep sigh* which one of them is it this time?

Momo: *not even looking up from her book* I don't know, Ashido was due for one this week.


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Erasermic wedding:

Priest : Do you, Aizawa Shouta, take Yamada Hizashi to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Aizawa : I do.

Priest : And do you Yamada Hizashi, take Aizawa Shouta to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Mic : *deep inhale*

Aizawa : Oh no.

Mic : YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH


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Izuku and Tenko have a solidarity over one(1) thing and its Todoroki himbos

Shouto: The recipe says to beat three eggs.

Natsuo: At what? Hand-to-hand combat?!

Shouto: Must be. Yumi banned swords in the kitchen, remember?


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Interviewer : What is your opinion on pro hero Endeavor?

Pro hero Deku : In all honesty, he can be tortured in the circles of hells and I would not lift a finger to help him even if I had literally nothing else to do.

Pro hero Shouto : Marry me.

Deku : Honey we're already married.

Shouto : Marry me again then


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Imagine not being able to be a heating pad for your boyfriend's chronic pain couldn't be me

- Shouto Todoroki holding his boyfriend's hand

Imagine having to not cuddle you boyfriend cause it gets too hot, couldn't be me

-Izuku Midoriya clinging to his boyfriend's right side


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Uraraka : I wonder if Todoroki is the morosexual between them.

Iida : I don't know, it could also be Midoriya.

Momo, a tired woman : *slams her book down* they are somehow both sapiosexual and pure idiot for idiot and I don't know how they achieve that.


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Kaminari : All this talk about top or bottom, why does no one ask the real questions?

Shouto : .......

Izuku : I'm thinking you're about to ask us aren't you?

Kaminari : Who asks for extra ketchup at restaurants?

Shouto : ..... We get take out usually


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