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Pro hero Shouto : *showing off an empty pedestal.*
Pro hero Shouto : And this is where My husband would keep his self preservation instincts.
Pro hero Shouto : *clenches fist* If he had any!
*Distant offended Pro Hero Deku noises*
*Pro Hero Shouto at an award ceremony*
Shouto : I have to thank my dad, without who I could never be a proper hero, who trained me to be the best I can, and is generally the best father ever.
Shouto : So, thank you Eraserhead.
*distant endeavor screaming*
Rando: Deku's quirk is very strong and destructive.
Rando : He could be very very dangerous.
Shouto : *knowing full well how unhinged his boyfriend is* Look at him he's a bunny.
Aizawa : *shoving paperwork about Hosu in a drawer* He wouldn't hurt a fly.
All might : *knowing he's just as if not more strong than him and twice as smart* He would cry if he accidentally stepped on a bug.
Natsuo x Shigaraki au :
Dabi : Dear diary, brother is a pre med and is very smart.
Dabi : Brother is also dating shigaraki and is therefore also very stupid.
Dabi : Dumb may be genetic. (See: hawks and I) Will do more research.
Dabi: Results : dumb comes from endeavor. Smart comes from mother. Females are somehow exempt from this gene.
Bakugo : Stop looking down on me you bastard
Shouto : *two inches taller* Sorry can't hear you from down there
AFO : I will choose Nana Shimura's grandson to be my heir to torture you All might.
AM : No u.
AFO : .... What?
AM : *Grabbing Izuku* Reverse uno bitch.
AFO : Give me back my son you little-
Imagine having to not cuddle you boyfriend cause it gets too hot, couldn't be me
-Izuku Midoriya clinging to his boyfriend's right side
Uraraka, fed up, doing a deku impression : Hi! I'm Midoriya Izuku and i look like a forest pixie, but if you hurt my friends I'll break both our bones. I have the balls to do literally anything other than to confess to my crush!
Uraraka : We have no idea what you're talking about officer.
Police : Are you sure ?
Jirou : Positive.
Police : And he just dropped dead?
Tsuyu : Yup. Kero.
Police : Out of nowhere?
Momo : That's what we said.
Aizawa : excuse me officer, are you insinuating that my daughters students are not telling the truth? You think my dangerous children class could commit murder?
Police : *staring at Mineta's chalk outlined dead body* well-
Aizawa : Shame on you, they're training to be heroes for fucks sake.
Fire in 1b dorm :
Tetsutetsu : oh my god why is there a fire?!
Kendou : *grabbing the extinguisher quickly*
Monoma : *hand fanning the flames to make it go away*
Fire in 1a dorms :
*fire alarm*
Iida : *deep sigh* which one of them is it this time?
Momo: *not even looking up from her book* I don't know, Ashido was due for one this week.
Shigaraki : I found this pre quirk song it's pretty neat.
Toga : Play it!
Shigaraki : *plays*
*Oohhh Mr. Potato head tell me is it true that- *
Kurogiri : Slowly looking at AFO.
AFO :......
Erasermic wedding:
Priest : Do you, Aizawa Shouta, take Yamada Hizashi to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Aizawa : I do.
Priest : And do you Yamada Hizashi, take Aizawa Shouta to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Mic : *deep inhale*
Aizawa : Oh no.
Mic : YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH
Izuku and Tenko have a solidarity over one(1) thing and its Todoroki himbos
Shouto: The recipe says to beat three eggs.
Natsuo: At what? Hand-to-hand combat?!
Shouto: Must be. Yumi banned swords in the kitchen, remember?
Interviewer : What is your opinion on pro hero Endeavor?
Pro hero Deku : In all honesty, he can be tortured in the circles of hells and I would not lift a finger to help him even if I had literally nothing else to do.
Pro hero Shouto : Marry me.
Deku : Honey we're already married.
Shouto : Marry me again then
Izuku : when I was your age-
Shouto : when I was your height
Izuku : *pouty bunny noises*
Imagine not being able to be a heating pad for your boyfriend's chronic pain couldn't be me
- Shouto Todoroki holding his boyfriend's hand
Imagine having to not cuddle you boyfriend cause it gets too hot, couldn't be me
-Izuku Midoriya clinging to his boyfriend's right side
Uraraka : I wonder if Todoroki is the morosexual between them.
Iida : I don't know, it could also be Midoriya.
Momo, a tired woman : *slams her book down* they are somehow both sapiosexual and pure idiot for idiot and I don't know how they achieve that.
Shouto : Look, I'm not saying I have proof that All might is Midoriya's father.
Shouto : But no one has ever seen them in the same room.
Kaminari : All this talk about top or bottom, why does no one ask the real questions?
Shouto : .......
Izuku : I'm thinking you're about to ask us aren't you?
Kaminari : Who asks for extra ketchup at restaurants?
Shouto : ..... We get take out usually
Izuku : Can I sit there?
Shouto : That's my lap though?
Izuku : .... Can I?
Shouto :....
Izuku :....
Shouto : If you sit there, you live there, there's no going back.
Izuku : *settling in* Fine by me