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🤣 the icing on the cake 🤣

Naurrrr don't be mad at me mister Eclipse 😭

I can't believe he's got 4 cats now. And an Axolotl. Pet pics when???? 🙏🥹

I want to send little outfits to Branch, Spot, Loaf, and Melody.

Mission failed, we'll get him to be silly yet.

I think you could get peace without buying it but it would be a very valid purchase . Sorry Holmes, I can't really help you with that. Respectfully, bugging you is just too fun. ☺️🫰

But like heyyyy how are Branch and Spot? I think you mentioned a third pet, did you name them?

What if you all wore matching outfits? It would be so cute.

P.S.

🦜🏴‍☠️ Today, 9/19, is also international talk like a pirate day! AVAST Matey! Fasten the sails and swab the poop deck! ARRRR!!! 🏴‍☠️🦜

You people are really the icing on the fuck Eclipse cake...

Hrm... It's four now since someone shoved me their cat. The third one is an orange cat named Loaf and the fourth and last one (hopefully) is Melody.

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I'm not doing that.