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Guys I need to bring this edit to ur attention so badly

Local Man Found Dead In His Kitchen, Cause Unknown

My Gerald Broflovski redesign edit I did, it’s pretty old but I still like this lil redesign I did :]

Sorry guys.. I am a fortnite addict, a loser gamer.

Got a new t-shirt today. Thinking of you, David Tennant.

my brother is going to buy me death stranding n said we can play it together !!!! i am so happy gahhhh!! 🥰😊

time to cry over how fuggin terrifying bb is

& to sob over norman reedus n mads mikkelsen because... that’s just what i do. & to of course, struggle with walking cause of the friggin inventory system but! i am so excited aaaaa!!

death stranding update that no one asked for:

soooo today, i impulsively bought it instead of waiting for my bro to get it for me cause it was only $19 !!! i am supppperrrr happy n i can’t wait to play it with my big bro!

also the guy serving me & his friend/co-worker were really funny n made me laugh a lot, they even made me a deal that if the disc gets scratched i can bring it in n get it replaced for free!!!!~

so yeahhhh,

my afternoon was going so well but then all hell broke loose n my mum made me feel like a terrible person & i really wanted to video chat with my friend but i just feel like i would be a waste of time to talk to currently

:~> but things will be okay eventually! n i know my mum didn’t mean to put all of her anger on me n i’d prefer her to let it out instead of bottling it up anyway

oK that got heavy real quick whoops,, here’s norman reedus & mads being cute with kojima♡

a movie review no-one asked for♡:

i just finished watching ‘jagten’ (the hunt- 2012)

and just,,, holy fugg!!! that movie was so good, and like always, mads mikkelsen’s acting was absolutely incredible

buT wHaT thE fuuuc ?! wtf was that ending omg it was so good holy shit but alSO juSt AAAAAAHHH

i recommend watching it completely. it is a very serious movie that really gets to your emotions n for me personally, had me in a constant state of ‘i hate everyone. he is innocent. omfg stop this child please’- to sum up, it was a wild ride.

the movie also explores ideas of child abuse and sexual assault so please be wary when thinking of watching it. however, it doesn’t explicitly showcase sexual assault or anything like that but the ideas n implications could still be triggering so please be careful.

overall though, i absolutely loved this movie. had me gripped and invested from the get-go, mads is such a talented actor n once again it was a great film from thomas vinterberg. 10/10

hello i am still alive & very much still obsessed with mads mikkelsen 🤩

goin absolutely deranged over this photo

the sudden urge to draw him & have him be my lifelong muse is too strong

me right now because mads mikkelsen exists^^

(p.s: for anyone wondering that is from the movie die tür & its a goodin n you should definitely watch it if you haven’t)

his fangs?!?!?!!!!?!?? & also just his smile in general ?!?!? HELLO ?!!?!!!

this is pretty much all i had to say lol

hope you’re all doin well <3

The ONLY good thing about dark phoenix was Micheal fassbender in a tight black long sleeve shirt with the sleeves rolled up

DILF!BAKUGO

warnings: maybe a little suggestive if you squint your eyelids real close but otherwise just pure fluff!!!

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just thinking about dilf!bakugo who has a daughter who is absolutely the sweetest angel you have ever met and i have two different scenarios for this.

you have her in your kindergarten class and she is just the cutest little thing. she’s always so polite and kind to others. one time the class went to a petting zoo and she was so quiet and gentle with the animals. at one point she was sitting on the hay covered ground with a piglet asleep in her lap. some other kid went over to her screaming about how cute it was and how they wanted to hold it and she scolded the kid. “now hush! can’t you see it’s sleeping. you can have a turn when it’s awake.” she whispered just a tad bit ticked off.

the day they got out for winter break you had a christmas party for the kids and boy was it hectic. there was hot chocolate spilt, cookie crumbs all over the place, frosting smeared on the chairs, you know all the normal kid things. as your picking up you hear her quiet voice behind you, “miss (l/n) would you like some help?” and your heart melts. you send her a sweet smile and shake your head, “no i got it baby, but thanks for asking pumpkin!” she makes a thin line with her lips, “are you sure? my daddy won’t be here for a little while, i really don’t mind!” she wasn’t gonna take no for an answer huh? 10 minutes go buy and you both finished and are now dancing to every breath you take by the police when suddenly you hear a knock and a gruff voice at the doorway. you turn around and katsumi runs in that direction. “hi daddy! how was work?” she says as she hugs him tightly. “it was good sweet pea thanks for asking.” as he plants a kiss on her forehead. he turns to you and stumbles a little. god you were gorgeous. “sorry i’m late, i had a little incident to take care of, i hope she didn’t cause too much trouble.” you shake your head and smile “never! she is the sweetest girl i have ever met!” you giggle a little and he smiles. katsumi runs up to you and hugs your leg. “i’ll see you in a few weeks miss (l/n)! have a great christmas break!” she hands you a card of her and her dad wearing matching green turtle necks and jeans. she had saved a christmas card for you. you smile so big and give her hug, “merry christmas katsumi! i hope you have a wonderful christmas and new year! be safe you two!” you wave goodbye and bakugos eyes gaze a little longer and then you can’t see them anymore.

another one would be you being bakugos assistant and sometimes (3 times out of 5) she’ll come to the agency afterschool. she’ll sit in a chair right next to his desk in the office, or she’ll go to the break room to sit at a table (a disney princess one with matching chairs that bakugo got for her) and she’ll draw and color on a notebook that you bought for her. sometimes she’ll even ask for you to lift her up and sit her on your desk and just talk your ear off. which you enjoy because it truly is interesting to get a peak inside a 6 year olds mind, especially pro hero dynamights childs’ at that. she’ll ramble and ramble about “miss (l/n), did you know that baby kangaroos are called joeys?” “do you think ants have nightmares miss (l/n)?” “what would happen if a volcano just erupted right now miss (l/n)?!” “miss (l/n) have you ever had a durian? they stink P U!” and you can’t help but entertain her thoughts by saying “really? i thought they’d be called dunkins!” “i’m sure ants have nightmares, they’re probably scared of some little blonde 6 year old girl drowning them with a water hose.” “well if a volcano exploded right now i’m sure your dad would pick you up and get you as far away from here honey!” “no i haven’t had a durian pumpkin, im sure they can’t smell as bad as your father.” you say as you pinch your nose and waft your hands and she bursts out in laughter.

katsumi sees her dad from the corner of her eye and covers her mouth to try and muffle her giggling, but it doesn’t work to any avail. “what’s all this laughter huh? this is a no laughing environment, only serious faces here.” bakugo says as he goes to tickle her sides. “m-miss (l/n) s-says you’re more stink-ier than a-a-a durian!” she lets out in between giggles and he pauses. “is what i’m hearing true miss (l/n)?” he says with a knowing smirk. you turn your head back to your computer with a straight face. “i said no such thing.” with a side eye. “hmm if i can recall last night you were saying my bedsheets sme-” you shush him and shoo him off shooting katsumi a smile to which she gives an even wider one back.